There were so many fights to get in. Hopefully, he hadn't missed all of them. Rhoslyn was standing around backstage with the Hobo Band ready to rock, his favorite guitar in his hand. As the song the probably-gay singer began to wind its way down, Rhoslyn looked around at his band, then nodded, a joint slowly smoldering in the corner of his mouth.
The song finished, and Rhoslyn stuck his head out of the side of the stage, opposite the fighters. Eyes swirling and sparkling with power, the fey fed off the emotions of the crowd and surged his glamour back through it, cycling like a giant fucking current. Karter would get maybe a third of the way through the next song (which seemed to be slow, poppy, and made of crapsaccharine) by the time Rhoslyn had ensorcelled the minds of most of the audience. Wasn't hard, with there being hundreds if not thousands of teens mostly focused on aforementioned hot bod.
"Midus is a fag."
He took one more drag off the joint, casually tossed the roach over his shoulder, and snapped his fingers.
Something in the crowd seemed to shift. The adoring faces of the fans suddenly shifted to confused, skeptical, and then pained. Grumbling began to come, followed by a series of intermittent boos. After the noise of the crowd's disapproval began to approach that of the music, the young Karter stopped his playing to hear what the crowd was saying. **"KARTER..."
"...SUCKS!"
"KARTER..."
"SUCKS!"
"KARTER!"
"SUCKS!"**
Well, that was the cue. Rhoslyn stepped out on stage, and just like he'd arranged through bribes, the light crew put the spotlight on him as he strode towards the very confused pop star. With a chuckle, Rhoslyn let the guitar slide down his right hand, then grabbed the mike.
"YOUR MUSIC IS TERRIBLE AND YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON!"
Erin Karter looked very confused. This lasted for all of three seconds, as Rhoslyn swung up and sideways with the guitar hard. For a split-second when the side of the guitar slammed directly into Karter's jaw, there were hundreds of flashes going off from the cameras, a bone-breaking crack! echoing through the mike and speakers.
Karter dropped to the ground, knocked the fuck out with a broken jaw.
"Hahaha, I don't believe it."
A bum reached out with a rag to clean the blood off of Rhoslyn's guitar as he began to strum.
"Ah, ah, don't touch it. Hey, Ray, Hey Sugar, tell them who we are."
"Well, we're big rock singers We got golden fingers And we're loved everywhere we go..."
"That sounds like us..."
"We sing about beauty and we sing about truth At ten thousand dollars a show..."
"..right."
"We take all kinds of pills that give us all kind of thrills But the thrill we've never known, Is the thrill that'll gitcha when you get your picture On the cover of the Rollin Stone!"
"Rollin' stone...
"Wanna see my picture on the cover!"
"Stone..."
"Wanna buy five copies for my mother!"
"Yeah!"
"Wanna see my smilin face, on the cover of the rollin stone!"
"That's a verruh verruh good idea!"
"I got a freaky ole lady named Cocaine Katy Who embroideries on my jeans, I got my poor ole grey haired daddy Drivin' my limosine Now it's all designed to blow our minds But our minds won't really be blown Like the blow that'll gitcha when you get your picture On the cover of the Rollin' Stone!"
"Rollin' stone...
"Wanna see my picture on the cover!"
"Stone..."
"Wanna buy five copies for my mother!"
"Yeah!"
"Wanna see my smilin face, on the cover of the rollin stone!"
"Hey, I know how..."
Rhoslyn strutted forward on the stage, threw up the horns, started a riff, and let out a
"ROCK AND ROOOOOOOOOOOLL!"
as he cheerfully stomped the shit out of Erin Karter.
"Ah, that's beautiful... We got a lot of little teenage blue eyed groupies Who do anything we say We got a genu-ine Indian Guru Who's teaching us a better way We got all the friends that money can buy So we never have to be alone And we keep getting richer but we can't get our picture On the cover of the Rollin' Stone!"
"Rollin stone..."
"Wanna see my picture on the cover!" "Stone..."
"Wanna buy five copies for my mother!"
"Stone..."
"Wanna see my smilin face On the cover of the Rollin Stone On the cover of the Rollin.......
"Stone..."
"Wanna see my picture on the cover..."
"I don't know why we ain't on the cover, Baby...."
"Wanna buy five copies for my mother!"
"We're beautiful fellas...."
"Wanna see my smilin face..."
"I ain't kiddin, we would make a beautiful cover....
"On the cover of the rollin stone......"
"Front shot, right up front, man..... I can see it now, we'll be up in the front, smilin. Man... aww, beautiful."
The crowd went nuts. Most of it was due to the fact that Rhoslyn wasn't half bad at singing or guitar, but the fact that he'd waltzed on stage, clocked someone with a guitar, and promptly out-rocked the whole show in one song did deserve some clapping.