"Look alive, Ogre! The camera isn't that hard to use, I assure you!" Botan complained to the large blue assistant.
"I'm trying, Botan, we ogres aren't exactly technical..." Ogre whined, as he fiddled with the video camera, looking through the viewfinder. "I've done everything I know to do, but all I get is a black screen..." he said, at a loss.
The blue-haired girl sighed irritably, as she stepped towards the camera, and released the lens cap. "Did you ever think of removing the lens cap?" she asked, annoyed.
"...Oh. So that's what was wrong," Ogre replied nervously, scratching the back of his head.
"You ready?" he asked her.
"As I'll ever be," she answered, smoothing out her clothes, and pulled the microphone up to her chest. Botan took a deep breath, her face now covered in a happy smile. "Time to be chipper, happy, happy!" she giggled.
"And in... 3... 2... 1."
"'Ello, fans! Botan here, with all your Heaven or Hell tournament breaking news! How could our favorite fab 4 resist taking on the challenge of the year? They couldn't! So make sure to stay tuned, and we'll give you the inside look on team Urameshi!" Botan introduced cheerily.
"Our famous team of four is ready to take on the intimidating teams lined up for participation in the Heaven or Hell Tournament '07, and they're ready to kick some butt!" she laughed. "They may be rookies, but they're going to give the other teams a run for their money! Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama, and last but certainly not least, the team captain, Yusuke, are ready to take down all opponents!"
"...erm, Botan..." Ogre whispered from behind the camera, as he reached under the lens to hand the blue-haired preppy girl a small strip of paper.
"Oh, what is it now, Ogre?" Botan whispered back, as she took the strip, her eyes darting across the writing.
"Ah, I've just recieved some breaking news! In addition to our favorite team in all the Makai, Ningenkai, and Reikai, a new rookie team has also come to take the challenge! Team Shinimusha, has arisen to the challenge --and get this-- with only three members? No alternate for this team? How daring!" Botan announced.
"This three-member team is composed of Matthew, the infamous "Shinimusha"; Umbriel, the celestial wind waker; and Kitsune, fox demon of the Konnou tribe of the Makai. How will this team fare against the competition? Will these two teams be destined to fight each other in combat?"
"A very reliable source has given information that there is a great bond between team Urameshi and team Shinimusha, as they are presumably allied. How will both these teams survive?"
Kurama silently followed both Hiei and Yusuke. He sensed the spirit energy radiating off of the one with the large sword and he took a quick mental note about it. Kurama would smile and nod as he passed him to show that he had noticed his presence. He would step into the elevator standing next Hiei.
As Kurama and Hiei were flocked by a horde of fangirly news reporters, Botan merely kicked them out of the way.
"Get outta here, he's got no time for your pointless chatter!" Botan yelled, shouldering her way through as she made her way to the front, going solely for Kurama. She and Hiei didn't usually have the best record when it came to talking, usually it ended in her life being threatened.
"So, Kurama, how intimidating is it to be a rookie team going up against the masses that have all 1) participated in the tournament before, and 2) have long-going records of winning the tournament before?" she asked, holding the mic up to Kurama, with Ogre watching him carefully with the camera.
Kurama would step out of the elevator towards Botan." It's not all that intimidating I suppose. It's just like the Dark Tournament, and hopefully it will produce the same results." Kurama would reply with an uneasy smile as he looked at the sea of fangirls. He hadn't expected to see that he had so many fans and it was rather odd to find out he was so well liked.
"We look forward to seeing you fight, it seems like you've brought an entire cheerleading squad with you. With a powerful demeanor and ravishing good looks, it was bound to happen!" Botan giggled cheerily.
She cleared her throat, holding the mic to herself. "Seeing as most of your other battles, including the dark tournament, were for a specific reason, does your team have another reason for fighting this time? Are Kuwabara, Hiei and yourself going solely off team captain Yusuke Urameshi's request or are you doing it for yourselves?" she asked.
" Well, as far as I know it's to expand our range as champions. Of not only the Dark Tournament, but possibly Heaven or Hell." Kurama said somewhat beginning to think about it qutie a bit. He had never really though of any reason they had for being at the tournament. " As for the cheerleaders, I suppose we did attract a bit of a fanbase after winning the Dark Tournament."
Botan laughed happily. "Shishiwakamaru would be jealous, now, wouldn't he?" she giggled.
The blue-haired girl looked over by Kitsune's crowd of reporters, giving another laugh. "And it doesn't just seem like the only attention you've attracted is from fans."
Botan cleared her throat. "In addition to new teams, it has also been said that team Urameshi has intended to face team Shinimusha, an allied team, word says. Does fighting your allies bring any emotional or physical setbacks to any of your teammates? Have you or any of your teammates chosen who will fight who if your two teams are forced to face off?" she asked.
" The subject has come up and we deicided to do the only admirable thing and fight like they were any other team if we should just so happen to face them." Kurama started to blush a little as he talked. He was nervous seeing as how he doesn't normally talk to reporters even if it is only Botan living out one of her wild dreams.
"Very noble, very noble," Botan said, nodding.
"One last topic, if you'll allow, Kurama, in the last tournament you participated, Urameshi's pronounced tournament for rule in the Makai, you had pledged to not enable your Youko side in battle, not to fight as Youko Kurama, but as Shuichi Minamino. Will your same terms still stand in this tournament?" Botan inquired.
The elevator doors open with Yusuke being right within them, stepping out with his hands in his jeans' pockets. He saw Botan and Orge over at Kurama with a camera and microphone. Finding this biting his curiosity, he walks over.
"Hey, what the heck are you two doing here? And what's with the camera?" He didn't sound very happy, but they should know by now that he hardly expressed himself so joyfully.
" Yes, I do. Youko Kurama will not be seen fighting in this tournament. Shuichi Minamino is the only one that will be appearing in this tournament." Kurama said as he suddenly became alot more seirious, but it soon left as he heard Yusuke talk. Kurama turned his head and smiled at him. " A press interview." Kurama said to Yusuke with a grin on his face.
Allowing Kurama to answer the question solely to the camera, she went out of the frame to talk briefly with Yusuke. "Well, King Yamma wants a report on the events of the tournament, he has all the demons participating under watch throughout the duration of the tournament, and you know me, I just love to play the part," she giggled. "Besides, this broadcast has been requested by many parties of demonworld, like Raizen's followers, Enki, Mukuro, as well as Yomi and Shura. This'll also enable Genkai to watch," she said with a laugh.
"This also means, that if you mess up, everyone's gonna see it, so don't."
"Don't worry I won't," he replies to her, finding it still very weird for her to be out there like this. But this was Botan they were talking about. Not like it came to a surprise for him.
Botan jumped back into the frame, taking the mic from him. "Thank you very much for your time Kura-- erm, Shuichi," she corrected herself with a laugh, "We look forward to seeing you compete, good luck to you in the tournament."
Ogre gave her a thumbs up, followed by a beep of the camera. "That's a wrap. Do we want to get one of Yusuke, or try for team Shinimusha's captain first?" the blue ogre asked.
Botan looked over to Yusuke. "If he'll allow one. Why don't we try interviewing the two captains together?" she asked. She put a hand above her eyes, scanning the room. "If we can find Matthew, anyway..."
"Wait, it all goes out to Demon World, too?" He suddenly swipes the microphone from her hands and looks directly into the camera, now smiling. "What's up, everyone! Yusuke here! Just wanting to give a shout out to you all that this year, Team Urameshi is going to give you all a good show. If we go down, it won't be without a fight. And with Hiei, Kuwabara, and Kurama right by my side, the competition this year is going to have a lot to deal with when they face us. Oh, and Yomi, if you're watching this, do know that whenever I return to the Demon World, I'm coming for a rematch!"
He tosses the microphone toward her. "That's all I had to say."
Botan fumbled with the mic for a moment as it was carelessly tossed to her, as she finally found her hold on it, letting out a relieved sigh. Yusuke could at least treat her equipment with a little more respect than he showed her.
Botan's lips tinted at a small smile. "You know, Yusuke, I could arrange for this to be broadcasted to Keiko, as well, if you'd like," she said, and then looked over at him with an inquisitive look. "You did tell her you were leaving again, right?"
He looks away from Matt toward her, giving a sigh afterwards. "Yeah, I told her. Besides, she was a bit more understanding about it than before. I guess she has gotten use to my work, now. So don't worry about it."
"I'm looking forward to an exciting year. There are plenty of promising matches ahead of both of us. Best of luck to all of you."
"As for now," Matthew continued, "I'm trying to find the training area..."
"Oh, yeah, I heard there was one around. I was about to go check it out myself. I'll show it to you after we get rid of blue hair here."
He was referring to Botan, and said his voice more in a whisper to emphasize his humorous view toward her as sort of a "blonde."
Botan let out an irritated huff, putting her hands on her hips. "Fine, I'm just trying to get you some decent publicity. I see when my efforts are taken for granted. I could just short-circuit your broadcast from demon world, I'm sure Yomi'd looooove that," Botan said sarcastically.
Botan cleared her throat, and motioned for Ogre to start the camera up again.
"If allowed only a moment of your time, Matthew, would you like to say a few words to your fans?" she asked, holding the mic towards him.
"Fans?" asked Matthew, turning to the camera that was being held up by the blue ogre that he remembered seeing once when visiting Koenma with his superior, Azrael. "If this is being broadcasted to Demon World, then it'd be more like 'words for things-that-want-to-kill-me', then, wouldn't it?" Matthew did not have the best reputation among demons.
"Well, I... uh... erm..." she stammered, and then just stood there, dumbfounded. "Well, I guess you're right..."
Botan scratched the back of her head.
Matthew: 1. Botan: 0.
She'd made a complete fool of herself again.
"Erm... sorry for your time, Matthew, we wish you the best luck in the tournament," she apologized, as she frantically moved away, as not to make herself look like even more of an idiot than she'd already proved herself to be.
"Well, there you have it, fans," Botan said to the camera, "A confident team Urameshi aspires to come out on top, but how will they fare against the other teams? Stay tuned, ladies and demons, for the start of the Heaven or Hell Tournament 2007!"