Pitch Black Hangar

HoH season 09. Source: valucre.net static Gaia dump.

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Table of contents
  1. -HoH- Judge
  2. Maximos
  3. Sutiiven
  4. Sunstrike
  5. Ryugi Kazamaru
  6. -HoH- Judge
  7. Sunstrike
  8. Sutiiven
  9. Ryugi Kazamaru
  10. Maximos
  11. -HoH- Judge
  12. Joseph Brown
  13. Maximos
  14. HonoRaven
  15. Sutiiven
  16. Joseph Brown
  17. Sunstrike
  18. Ryugi Kazamaru
  19. Joseph Brown
  20. Sutiiven
  21. Joseph Brown
  22. Ryugi Kazamaru
  23. Ryugi Kazamaru
  24. Sutiiven
  25. Joseph Brown
  26. Sutiiven
  27. Maximos
  28. Joseph Brown
  29. Ryugi Kazamaru
  30. Maximos
  31. Joseph Brown
  32. Ryugi Kazamaru
  33. Sunstrike
  34. Sutiiven
  35. Joseph Brown
  36. Sunstrike
  37. Joseph Brown
  38. Sutiiven
  39. Ryugi Kazamaru
  40. Joseph Brown
  41. Maximos
  42. Ryugi Kazamaru
  43. Designated Hero
  44. Joseph Brown
  45. Sutiiven
  46. Ryugi Kazamaru
  47. Maximos
  48. Joseph Brown
  49. Ryugi Kazamaru
  50. Maximos
  51. HonoRaven
  52. Sunstrike
  53. Sutiiven
  54. ragingtofu
  55. Sunstrike
  56. HonoRaven
  57. Eternal Dirge
  58. Uberwulf X
  59. Joseph Brown
  60. Ryugi Kazamaru
  61. themightyjello
  62. Joseph Brown
  63. Ryugi Kazamaru
  64. Unknown
  65. Sunstrike
  66. Sutiiven
  67. Ryugi Kazamaru
  68. Joseph Brown
  69. Ryugi Kazamaru
  70. Joseph Brown
  71. Ryugi Kazamaru
  72. HonoRaven
  73. Maximos
  74. Sutiiven
  75. Sunstrike
  76. Joseph Brown
  77. Ryugi Kazamaru
  78. Joseph Brown
  79. Ryugi Kazamaru
  80. Joseph Brown
  81. Ryugi Kazamaru
  82. Joseph Brown
  83. HonoRaven
  84. Sunstrike
  85. Maximos
  86. Sutiiven
  87. Eternal Dirge
  88. Sutiiven
  89. Joseph Brown
  90. Maximos
  91. Sutiiven
  92. Joseph Brown
  93. Ryugi Kazamaru
  94. Joseph Brown
  95. Sunstrike
  96. HonoRaven
  97. Maximos
  98. Sunstrike
  99. Ryugi Kazamaru
  100. Joseph Brown
  101. Sutiiven
  102. Joseph Brown
  103. HonoRaven
  104. Ryugi Kazamaru
  105. Sutiiven
  106. Sunstrike
  107. Ryugi Kazamaru
  108. Sutiiven
  109. Eternal Dirge
  110. Joseph Brown
  111. Sutiiven
  112. Joseph Brown
  113. Sutiiven
  114. Maximos
  115. Joseph Brown
  116. The Thunder Tyrant
  117. Sutiiven

1-HoH- Judge

EliminatorStage: Pitch Black Hangar

The Mystery

You and three friends have been told to go to a hangar in the middle of nowhere. Whatever is there you're sure you're not going to like it.

Even after entering the large hangar is completely shrouded in darkness. The only brightness is a solitary spotlight on a solitary HoH judge. Said judge looks like he's ready to speak.

Terrain

General - You'll see.

Weapons - None.

Bonus Effects - Oh there will be some.

2Maximos

Maximos was dressed for the occasion.

Since the moment the clothes arrived he could feel it, no, more than that he could smell it, taste it. It was all around him, it burned at the back of his mind. Expectation and anticipation kept him awake, eagerness stole his appetite. When he stepped left his suite he was practically itching with anticipation.

Max hadnt touched another soul for the entirety of the time between rounds. His face was pale, but had a blush of health, his lips were not twisted and stained, and both of his hands were gloved even though one was bandaged beneath said glove.

He wore his signature top hat, a long black knee length jacket, and matching black pants, and vest, with a white dress shirt beneath. Max did not wear the clothes Elia sent, as he had a wardrobe all to himself just for special, formal occasions, exactly like this. Everything fit perfect, everything was expertly tailored. Not a single expense was spared.

Max was dressed for the occasion, but the occasion was not a fancy dinner. No. He knew that. White sleeves look best when stained with red, they held and brought the color out so grandly. A stained suit was eternally preferable to a clean one. No, Maximos was dressed in the classiest of clothes which he wore like a true noble, but in his mind he was dressed in canvas. The true art had yet to be created.

The hanger was dark, pitch black infact, and despite the fact that the Shadow could see in darkness, being...The Shadow...He did not. He did not want to. He may, just may have been able to sneak a peak through the judge guise with his right eye. But he would not. He wanted the surprise. He wanted the anticipation. He wanted the thrill of not having to hold back a thing. He could just cut loose.

No more playing in a cardboard world with glass people.

It wasnt a matter of power, or magic. It was a matter of ferocity, of brutality, of efficiency and skill with blood, bone, and everything a man had to bring to bare. Who so ever took up the garb of a judge had proven to Elia that he could take the beating and give back in kind. And now that was the question, as figure stood in the dim light ahead of him, and with arms folded behind his back Max waited for the answer. Said judge looked ready to speak, and it burned...

Who took up the garb of a judge?

3Sutiiven

From the darkness...

...where all was quiet......came music.

Stephen walked into the pitch black hangar. Or at least that's what he presumed it was. Cause the thing was ******** dark. I mean, seriously. Did they not have any room in the budget for some friggin' lightbulbs? Why all the Silent Hill crap?

The man approached the single pinprick of light where the judge stood, music blasting from the headphones around his neck, connected to the little MP3 player in his jacket. What was the point of all this? Couldn't a guy just fight and listen to some tunes without having to visit the freaking Illuminati home base? These guys were creepy enough on the sidelines, let alone in the dark with not reason as to why they're even there in the first place.

Sigh

Well, there was no use putting it off.

"I'm here."

For he indeed was. All there was to do now was wait for the rest of the team and for some information. He spoke simply to give the judge (and anyone else around, presuming Max or Ryu or Sun might be hiding in the dark right now) acknowledgment for his presence. No sense getting docked for not showing if you were there.

Stephen said nothing more, but sighed again, wishing the creepy man in armor would talk already.

He hated being left in the dark.

...no pun intended.

4Sunstrike

Another figure stepped up, closer to the light then the Shadow.

He wore a full set of clothing, dress jacket, suit pants, the works. The emblazoned sun design stood out, even in the dimness of the single bit of light. Sun had found the clothes laid out for him, but was reluctant to go to any parties. He was glad at the change of plans.

At first.

Now he was squinting angrily in the darkness, glad that he'd not done himself damage on the way in.

Music played at one point in darkness, silence in the rest of the area.

An irritated "I'm here." Spoke of Stephen. But besides the judge, Sun could see little else, and hear less. Crossing his arms he stood at the edge of the circle, looking all the world like an angry dawn.

5Ryugi Kazamaru

The last to the party walked through the hanger doors. His black boots were shined once more to perfection, each and every metallic object on his person polished to a mirror-like sheen. Ryugi had not worn the clothes that Elia had provided, much like his other teammates, he had a style all his own.

His white coat was cleaned and pressed, looking brand new, and even had the addition of a white tunic, giving him the appearance of a Holy paladin, the white standing out in stark contrast to the blackness all around him.

On his back was Ragnarok, also impeccably shined, sharpened, and polished. Ryugi knew exactly what he was walking into. Ever since the message from Mr. Noah, Ryugi knew what he and his team would be facing. A swordsman never left his sword behind, and certainly not his partner in battle.

He did not plan on being eliminated and joining the party in the estate. He and his team would have to be fashionably late, or no-shows all together.

His boots made footfalls echo across the floor of the hanger as he heard the music of Sutiiven's headphones, and sensed the faint presence of cinnamon on the air and spied the emblazoned mark of Sunstrike. The blackness held one more member, Ryugi knew, but in his home turf, the Shadow was virtually impossible to detect.

He'd take up a position between Sutiiven and Suntrike, nodding to each one as his right hand moved, and rested calmly on the handle of Ragnarok.

With his arrival, it was time to get this party started...

6-HoH- Judge

"Gentlemen." The voice was deep exactly what one would expect from the man in the armour, "We have a schedule to keep. If you would please take your places we may begin as soon as possible."

The armoured figure pointed off to the distance, and right on cue four spotlights fell down from the ceiling, each illuminating a spot one next to the other. If one was to feel around they would discover that there was a solid object directly in front of each spotlight. Square, strange bumps and curves, a little over waist height, one could almost imagine a executioners block in the darkness.

"First the formalities." There was something off about the judges voice sounded unnatural. It was too dark too perfect. His movements too rigid. Something was off.

"Here's how it works." He clasped both armoured hands together as he waited for them to take their spots, "Normal Heaven or Hell, if you can call this normal, rules apply. Flags still exist, including the ones that make you lose. All of you are at risk of elimination, however only one will be eliminated. Rules of the match will be set by the eliminator, but in the case of a time over an ambiguous case can be requested to be reviewed by decision. However, waste our time and you will be eliminated. Unreviewed time overs will go to the eliminator."

During that long speech it wasn't hard to figure out the voice problem. It was synthesized, whoever was in that armour was disguising their voice. It was genius too. A voice assembled from the best part of each past eliminator, everything was recorded so it wasn't that hard. Listen hard enough and Maximos may hear himself.

"This is where it gets interesting." The figure stretched slightly, "I'm a sporting fellow. I beleive that anyone can claw their way up from the bottom to success if given the chance. As long as they're smart that is. So I'm prepared to give you some agency over who risks elimination, as well as free consultation on who your weakest link is. It's simple, agree to the basic rules and then I'll tell you mine."

An armoured glove went to rest on the sheathed... Well, you couldn't quite tell what the snub weapon was in the darkness.

"Captian? Vice captain?"

7Sunstrike

"If you would please take your places we may begin as soon as possible."

Sunstrike turned in the direction that the judge pointed, and carefully walked towards the light, taking up his position with little fuss, wondering what all of the formality was about.

No two of these rounds had ever really been alike, and he was, without a doubt antsy. And to top it off, he'd managed to bump his shin on the object in front of him. Bloody thing.

His agreement to the rules came in the form of a solid nod, but he wasn't captain, so remained silent.

8Sutiiven

Stephen walked over to another spotlight, music still playing. He thought for a moment about if he should remove the headphones and shut off the music, but honestly? He couldn't be buggered to.

He crossed his arms and looked towards the Judge. He respected the Judge enough out of... well, out of risk of getting the bejebus beat out of him for any transgression in the tourney. But the tall dark and scary trick wasn't really doing it for him. It made sense since they had to deal with some pretty rough customers, but he might as well be a giant floating skull at this point.

He released a simple "Hmph" and acknowledged the Judge's words.

"I accept your terms."

9Ryugi Kazamaru

Ryugi didn't bother responding either, other than a nod in agreement. He wasn't Team Captain. He wasn't Vice-Captain. Eclipse didn't have a Vice-Captain as far as he knew, only a Captain, and Ryugi would trust the judgment of his Captain in this matter.

He, himself, would walk into one of the lights off to the side of Sunstrike, and wait for Sutiiven and Maximos to take their places.

10Maximos

He was last, as he felt any leader should be.

The teammate that stepped forward not only spoke for themselves in words, like Stephen, but in actions. Brutal, horrible, bloody things happened during eliminations, and Maximos would know. But something was different here...

...The Shadow considered himself a discerning man. He could piece together clues of a puzzle and make complete picture before even the outline was finished. But this...there was more darkness here than just the lights. He hadnt a clue. Peaking now would just ruin the fun. Whats more, the elegantly smooth voice that address them, it was his! Well, not completely, but there was a portion of himself in there.

Grinning Max took his place under one of the bright lights, his fingers gently passed over the odd set of bumps before him. He looked to the side at the all of Team Eclipse, and he said, with a sly grin.

We accept.

11-HoH- Judge

"You don't know how good it is to hear that." The voice echoed through the darkness, "As they say, let the games begin."

It was a quick movement, hand went across to catch the weapon tossed from his side. He pulled back and held the small black object in the air, striking a dramatic battle pose, before pausing briefly. The helmeted head turned off into the darkness as if it was looking at something that only he knew was there.

"Was I convincing?"

Suddenly a blinding red light came from behind the judge, bathing the black armour and the four fighters in a deep red glow. It looked as a rectangle at first, but slowly but surely the light came into focus.

APPLAUSE

With that bit of back lighting it became clear what the stubby weapon was: a microphone. The judge held it up to visored face and tilted his head back.

"Ladies and gentlemen, people of Gaia." The synthysizer gave out to reveal a completely non intimidating voice, "Welcome to..."

There was the sound of mechanical unlatching, a hiss of some hydraulic, and then the sound of metal hitting the ground. As if it just decided to fall apart, the judge armour was stripping from the figure nearly removing him of all his bulk.

Then there was the buzzing sound of lights coming on.

12Joseph Brown

"You BET your a**!"

The hangar lit up to reveal a soundstage, live studio audience and all. The roof was lined with lighting as well as other devices, and everything looked like it came off some supermodern gameshow. They were standing in front of podiums, each with their name displayed on a screen and a giant 0 right under it. The strange bumps were buttons and buzzers. However the centre of the hangar looked to be what appeared to be gaudy ring, with clear trapdoors and components hidden away. There was still a dark section at the other side of the hangar, but right now the lights were going nuts as a jaunty jingle hummed through the air. Finally they came to settle on the relatively unassuming looking man wearing armour no more but a tailored suit.

He was standing right in the middle of that arena on some sort of raised platform.

"Gaia's only HoH Trivia and Asskicking based gameshow." The sound of canned applause, "I'm your host, Joseph Brown reminding you that all you have to do to get a good job, is allow a bunch of ingrates to trash your house."

"Todays contenstants you should know well, Team Eclipse! Yes, a bunch of old faces from all sorts of teams here, most have gotten pretty far in the contest before and most have been eliminated." He made a grand gesture toward them, "I mean look at them! They expected an elimination coming from a mile away. That's why you have to get them in creative ways, am I right?"

Canned laughter as Joseph paraded around his little platform.

"Now, as I said, there are new rules to this here game so it's time to spill the beans I suppose." He spun the mic through the air before pulling it back up, "Here on You Bet Your a**, the contest is tough and the only prize is not going home in a stretcher. One member of your team will fight in a one on one battle against a member of my team in the Ring of Fortune. The other members will be sidelined and tested on their trivial knowledge and not their muscles. Oh how the tables have turned."

All the lights began to glow on the arena.

"Here in the Ring of Fortune anything can happen, and most of it isn't that great." Joseph gave a very devious grin, "The one member in here will be subject to an opponent and all the hazards millions of dollars can buy. Fair warning, wrong answers from the sidelined members probably aren't going to help the guy on the spot. However if the heat gets too much there is a way."

Joseph gave a dramatic wave toward a scoreboard. Three circles immediately lit up, and then the words "TAG IN" began to flash and sparkle.

"Strikers have been replaced by tag ins, at any time a member on the blocks can switch with the member in the ring." Joseph held up a single finger, "But wait, there's more. Five correct answers in a row and you get one of your three tag ins back. Course, I couldn't give you more than three. That'd just be too nice."

"There is some procedure to being on the sidelines though. I ask a question, you guys answer it. You're even freed from post order." Joseph shook his head and then stared at the teleprompter, "That's an awful typo, I don't even think that means anything. Anyway, buzz in at any time you want. However of the question goes three hours unanswered it'll count as points for me... Wait..." He squinted again, "Three hours, that can't be right. Also, don't double buzz. If two people buzz in, or try to give hints, then that's gonna be penalized."

He was grinning like an idiot. Here was a man with no special abilities, no super powers, no nothing, standing on the stage in front of some of the most fearsome fighters. He didn't look the part at all.

"Now I'm sure you're wondering what's the point. Well that's it, points! Answering questions will get you points, beating your opponents will get you points, points, points! And trust me, you want to be the team member with the highest points, as the fellow with the lowest gets eliminated. Likely painfully. Or you could skip that entirely by beating me!" He made a gesture that directed the camera over to a giant screen. Right on time the wall lit up with an image of Joseph with a 0 under him. Then the zero turned to a one, and that number just kept expanding and rolling until it had transformed into 1, 000, 000. "Course I've been playing the home version to brush up, so you're likely going to have to beat most your opponents and have a hot streak to even contemplate that."

There was a heavy hydraulic hiss and the sound of machinery in motion. Joseph and his little platform were raising into the ceiling. He waved at them as he went up, "Also, don't think you can end this easy by going after me. I'm flagged as civilian. Wouldn't want to take a loss right. Besides, I'm gonna be pretty well protected."

A locking sound as Joseph dissapeared, and no sooner was he up there before monitors all over the studio came to life. There was Joseph, surrounded by buttons, monitors, keys and levers. Still looking sharp.

"Now, I know what you're all wondering. How do you have a returning team on your first show? Well, I couldn't, so I had to make a team. Hell, I'd say that they're the best team money can buy. Based on some good designs too. Anyway. I'd like to introduce, team ARTIFICIAL EVENT."

The last set of lights on the other side of the studio came on. What was revealed was slightly unnerving. They weren't perfect replicas by any stretch of the imagination, but everyone would know what they were. The clothing, the body shape, the size, the features... Each member of Eclipse had a counterapart sitting on the other side. However with their doll joints, and exaggerated features it was clear these things were mechanical. That and their faces. Their eyes were just two perfect circle holes, black and empty. Their mouths a puppet like rectangle, unmoving. Flat unreal faces.

"The problem with being on TV." Joseph sounded much darker than before as the camera panned over the other team, "Is that everyone gets a good look at you and what you can do. Isn't that right? Anyway. Give a warm round of applause for MaxiMarkII, Robot Kazamaru, Sunstrike b, ExSuttiven. I'm sure you'll find them interesting."

More canned applause. The reason clear now. Looking into the audience... Each one of them had that same nerving face. Empty black eyes, sunken mouth, flat and featureless. The only people alive in the building were the four fighters and Joseph.

"While you're picking your first fighter... And do it soon... I'll start you off on the first question." As Joseph spoke the monitor displayed the words, "Between your team you know who was number one in the first HoH, and who was number two... But who was our third place finisher?"

A clock appeared on the screen.

"I'm nice, so you guys pick first, then I'll go."

13Maximos

It all seemed simple enough at first.

"You don't know how good it is to hear that. As they say, let the games begin."

Max was grinning, Max was eager, there was a smile on his face like a kid in a candy store. There was this childish wonderment in his mismatched eyes that completely belied murderous intent.

"Was I convincing?"

The words were treacherous. They said things were not what they seemed. Before Maximos could respond there was red light on and flashing an command. And for all he knew this was part of the fight. So he did it! He clapped and grinned. Everyone was doing it! Even if none of his team was doing it. He didnt wonder why the Judge was wielding that stubby black thing.

And then all of a sudden reality collapsed, exploded, and fell over onto itself.

Lights came on and Max's pupils shrunk to the size of pin heads.

He was in wonderland. He was in a dream, a fantasy. Something so fantastical it could not truly exist. There was magic everywhere, dancing lights, flashy colors, gaudy designs...and that man...he was OUT OF his armor. How was he supposed to fight like that?!

Technology was everwhere. This was a supermodern gameshow. Super Modern for Maximos was a cross bow. Everything else was magic. And he was surrounded by it. The man spoke, but more than likely anyone else on his team the Shadow was in shock, and frozen solid, his hands clutching the buzzer device like it was a life line against a world gone mad.

And what the FLEEB were those?!

That thing! It was dressed in all black, it had a top hat and looked remarkably like....No. Steel magic had crossed the line. It had created a monster, it had created a...

...Abomination..

The word hissed through his lips barely above a whisper. And there were four of them!

This was a man who attacked a Ferris wheel believing that it was a giant beast that ate children! This man had nearly died at the hands of a blender which tried diligently to eat his fingers! Steel magic was inherently untrustworthy! True, despite living 6000ft in the air, he had become accustomed to cars and phones....but this?!

He did not know the man with the black stubby wand on the platform, with a million points beneath him. But he knew, as he looked past the man at the autonomous audience that he was powerful. Very powerful. This Joesph Brown was clearly a sorcerer of the sort and scale the Shadow had never before encountered. He had his own faceless and soulless steel magic army!

Clearly. Nothing else made sense at the moment.

Slowly his brain was processing the words, the rules, and accepting that he was currently in a twisted game born of the dark recesses of a mind belonging to an evil archmage. Perhaps not evil. But twisted. Certainly twisted.

Now all of a sudden his shock gave way to something deeper and truer. A man shows his best when pushed to the brink. The jolt reminded him days long past when Aria was frequently turned on its edge as he battled across his world against countless foes and faced a myriad of "impossible" challenges. Maximos' chest filled with pride, he took a deep breath and said, very clearly and very heroically.

I, will vanquish these monstrosities.

In his defense, he was very confused, and doing his best. The look he shot Joesph was nothing short of bewilderment.

And heroically, he would leap into the ring. Being sure of course to keep a hand on the brim of his top hat, so it wouldnt fall. In a few moments he might put together that the "Tag In" sign was there. But as of right now his finger jutted forward toward the members of Team Artificial Event and he would call out in a tone reserved only for overly excited Dungeons and Dragon players...

Face me, creature!

14HonoRaven

One of the Studio Audience members was doing her best not to laugh too loudly, being almost doubled over at the introductions of the opposing team!

Laughing so hard that tears were rolling down her cheeks, Raven had one gloved hand clapped over her mouth to stifle the sound... didn't want to be asked to leave after all, or discovered to be alive. smilies/icon_xp.gif

"Robot Kazamaru...." Oh damn, she was going to have to work really hard to remember that, just to see how often she could tease Ryu~sama about it! smilies/icon_blaugh.gif

15Sutiiven

Stephen's mouth dropped, the music on his player suddenly silencing as if on cue. He stood in shock for a moment as he grasped the nature of the event:

The eliminator round was a freakin' GAME SHOW!

And lets not forget about the audience. Instead of your average blood craving HoH audience, there was row upon row of puppets mired so deep in the uncanny valley that it made Pinocchio look like a teenage heartthrob. These suckers were creeeeeeeepyyyyyyy.

But not as creepy as the doubles that showed up to face them. Imitation maybe the sincerest form of flattery, but in this case, the flattery was lacking. Sure, they got him down to the most minute detail (his new found trait of carrying headphones about his neck was even mimicked) but it still looked so... WRONG.

He wanted to say something but was stopped short by the fact that the man was asking the first question! Holy crap, game time! Now or never! Like Jeopardy! With Violence! And stuff!

Joseph Brown Wrote:

"Between your team you know who was number one in the first HoH, and who was number two... But who was our third place finisher?"

Stephen immediately slammed the buzzer button on his podium with his right hand, shocked as hell he actually KNEW the answer to this one. With his left hand he casually switched the MP3 player to some gameshow-esque music as he clearly answered, with a totally straight face:

"Team B-lar-gh."

16Joseph Brown

"Oh I'm sorry the ans..." Joseph paused and then looked at his monitor, "Well, you did say B-lar-gh and not Lu-Bu. I thought that was super clever. Ah, what can I do, 1000 points for Stephen."

The counter shot up under Stephen's name. But Joseph was already more preoccupied by by Maximos entering. As on cue a file came up on the monitor and Joseph read the recommendation post haste. He began to press buttons and flip switches at a rapid pace.

"Well, let's see if I can pick the rock to your scissors."

All the lights on the other team went down save for the one on Robot Kazamaru, and on cue the replica stood up and walked very calmly into the ring. Joseph threw another switch and from slightly off side a fan rose from the ground and with a mechanical sound cued the starting of a gentle wind on the robot. During the whole way of it's dramatic walk into the arena the imitation trademark scarf blew and fluttered in the wind. Upon reaching the edge of the arena it stood there and drew the ever so slightly different faux-Ragnarok.

"THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOU" The puppet pointed the sword at Maximos as it spoke in monotone, "I DO NOT WANT TO HURT YOU. STEP DOWN FOR YOUR OWN SAFTEY"

It took a step forward, but then there was a mechanical clicking, a sudden sound of power surging and then a few visual clues. The undersides of the robot's greaves began to glow a faint blue light, and two strange augments flipped up on the replicas back, they too emitting a strange blue. When the robot's foot fell on the ground it began to slide frictionless, the motion became less walking and more skating across the ground. Another mechanical burst of sound as the two lumps that flipped out began emitting a streaking blue behind the replica only increasing it's speed. Treating the ground as if it gave no resistance, the robot was charging at Maximos at a speed that would take someone twice as long to build up at a run.

At the last moment the jets in back cut, flipped back in, feet returned the to the word of friction and went into a regular controlled charge. The charge turned into a horizontal slash across Maximos' chest as the robot gained control and came to a stop. If possible the robot would pull the slash back early, demonstrating a persistent control of the blade, before thrusting the large weapon right back at Maximos. From there if uninterrupted it would pull into a defencive stance, sword hit at hip, blade crossing across chest.

"I'm sure you're waiting with baited breath, but it's time for another question." Joseph once again appeared on every TV screen cutting off footage from the fight, "In spite of a lack of permanence of their condition, a few people have been declared dead by tournament purposes. Can you name them, and lets say three is the minimum answer."

17Sunstrike

Sunstrike had looked steadily more and more panicky as things seemed to rattle on at a faster pace. But when the chips were down and a friend was on the line...

Well, he could at least try to go along with things, right?

He placed his hand on the buzzer, and at the end of the question his side lit up.

He KNEW this one....well, one of these ones. The others fell a bit more in a sketchy fashion into his head.

"Vahn Fah, of Glacier. Tzenidaar of a** Tear, aaaand....."

A glowy sword, lots of censorship, right...he calmly finished.

"Peppa Clause, of Lu Bu."

18Ryugi Kazamaru

Ryugi was quite entertained by all the bright flashy lights of the gameshow. But sending his robotic double up against Maximos? Sending a poorly made robotoic double up against Maximos? His hair was all wrong, and he didn't talk like that! ...Did he? And what was with the skating?

Ryugi didn't look pleased at the Robot Kazamaru. And he quickly shouted out towards his captain.

Go get em Max! Tear that thing apart!

Show em that a cheap imitation is no subsitute for the real thing!

19Joseph Brown

[size=12]"Going to review." Joseph's face flashed back on the screen dissapeared to the words ONE MOMENT PLEASE and then reappeared just as quickly, "Ok, our expert panel of Josephs have convened and thought through that answer. Peppa is of course correct, anyone who got that wrong would have gotten negative 1000 points. Vahn upon review we'll allow it even though he was able to fight some more, he was still pretty damn dead. Fangirls gasp."

Canned gasping.

"However our team has trouble with the answer of Tzenidaar, since his death was as an Eliminator and not a member of Team a** Tear." Joseph waved his hand dissmissivly, "But that's some serious Jeopardy "what is" kinda semantics. We're taking this to the wheel of Completely Impartial Conflict Resolution!"

A wheel lit up on one of the walls, ooohs and ahs came from the fake crowd when it appeared. There were six spaces on on the wheel: Two, four and six were marked in green, the rest in red.

"Let's see where this lands!"

The wheel spun and landed on a red space.

"Ooooh. Tough luck for Team Eclipse. The question is deferred to the other team for half points." Joseph paused and then choked back a laugh, "But since they're a team of robots with access to an impossibly large encyclopedia of knowledge, they get the points. Let's look at these scores!"

Maximos: 0

Ryugi: 0

Sunstrike: 0

Stephen: 1000

Joseph: 1, 000, 500

"We'll see what happens in the ring in a moment. For now, more questions. I'll throw you a softball since you were so unlucky." He pressed tab through a bunch of questions looking bored until he found one, "Ok, everyone loves the arenas in HoH, the best have always come back year after year. Including this year, what arenas have appeared every year?"

20Sutiiven

"ALL RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!"

Stephen pumped an arm and struck a pose after getting his question right. The points rolled onto the scoreboard, with a neat little "DING!" He got himself in position for the next question as Max hopped into the ring versus Robo-Ryu. Max and Ryu had gone at it multiple times, but there was no way that a faker like that could mimic the real deal properly.

And then he jumped as Sun whammed the button for the next question! Woah, Stephen needed to pay more attention! The answer came off and Stephen smiled as Sun got the answer corr-

Wait, review?

Stephen sighed as the Wheel of Completely Impartial Conflict Resolution spoke and found the opposing nincombots the winner of 500 points. Not a good way to go, but losing in a good old fashioned gamble is one of the more favorable ways to get put out of some score.

Okay okay... less internal rambling, more focus.

Joseph Brown Wrote:

Ok, everyone loves the arenas in HoH, the best have always come back year after year. Including this year, what arenas have appeared every year?"

WHUMP!

BZZZZZZZZZZT!

Stephen slammed his hand onto the button excitedly, then epicly motioned towards Joseph!

"OBJECTION!"

"A Tavern and a Train Car!

Also, Barton, Durem, and Leviathan Major are all recurring as well, however, as of the moment, none of those three have happened yet this year!"

21Joseph Brown

"Oh wow! Giving me two when I only asked for one. That's double bonus points!" Joseph looked super excited only to suddenly stop in his tracks and look very very somber, "If you answers were right."

A screen to Joseph's left displays a tavern.

"This is the Ye Old Forum Tavern, it's in Barton and is more of a mass patronage place."

A screen just below that one displayed a different tavern.

"This is the Firebrand and intimate little place on Gambino beach." The figure on the screen pointed to the higher image, "Not the same place as here. Thematically the same arena but not the arena."

On his right side a picture of a Lionel train set appeared.

"This is a train."

On the other screen the picture of a subway restaurant appeared.

"This is not. Questions, no, good."

Around him the four screens turned blank, then one by one they were replaced by an image of a fountain, one that was clearly in Barton town. One of the image had zombies in it, but they were pretty well held back.

"The correct answer was Barton Centre, we would have also accepted Barton Fountain since it's the same name for the same place." The screens cut to different clips of different fights over the years, "It's really the only absolute same place over the four years, everyone else went through slight variations, even the Cage. So let's recap."

"2006. Team White Wolf versus Team Player One."

"2007. Team Project Swords! versus Team Soul Breaker."

"2008. Team Slap-a-Ho versus Team Sparta"

"2009. A whole bunch of people battle it out here in the preliminaries."

"Unfortunatly that means the double secret bonus points go to the robots." Joseph pushed up a slider under the label "MAXIMOS" he had already pushed up one already, "And another worry for when we get back to the action in the ring. Perhaps my soft ball was a bit to... Well, not a soft ball."

Maximos: 0

Ryugi: 0

Sunstrike: 0

Stephen: 1000

Joseph: 1, 001, 500

"So lets reconvene folks, I'm sure you can get another. It's early in the game yet... Speaking about early in the game let's talk about when you signed up." Joseph cleared his throat and then began to speak, "Every year you sign a little piece of paper and put cute little piece of paper that talks about your likes and dislikes. However there is only one arena that took advantage of this information, what was it?"

22Ryugi Kazamaru

Ryugi blinked, then spoke up...

Excuse me, Mr. Brown. But I do believe you forgot about our Train Cart answer.

Ryugi had noticed that his team had not gotten any points for that stage, despite getting one wrong, the other was certainly correct...

Heaven or Hell's 06-08 included a Train Cart stage. I should know, I fought in it and lost as a part of Team Phoenix in 08. It was our first loss.

Ryugi crossed his arms and looked to Joseph as he spoke.

And this year, my team fought in the Subway Car, which is distinctly similar to a train car, except that it tarvels underground. A small variation perhaps, but the environments are virtually identical.

23Ryugi Kazamaru

BZZZZZT!!!

Oh, and the answer to your question is the Kitchen Stadium arena. As I recall, it was stocked with all the combatants' listed favorite foods.

Ryugi grined.

24Sutiiven

DENIED!!!

My, Stephen got shot down rather hard by Mr. Brown. And then to give the points to the opposing team? How oh so very unfair! But then again, since when was HoH about fairness? A little cheap shots and brutality were the spice of life!

BZZZZZT!!!

ZOMGAHD!!!

...Oh wait, that was just Ryu answering a question. phew Stephen was gonna need to get the hang of this paying attention to the questions and not getting caught off guard by those DAMNED buzzers.

25Joseph Brown

It seemed all the lights around the podiums dimmed except for Ryugi's. From his giant screen Joseph stared down the fellow who had just challenged his words from on high. Suddenly the APPLAUSE sign was lit up again and the room was filled with the canned cheering. The eliminator lightened up a bit.

"That took some balls. I'll allow it. However the answer was kinda meh," He wavered his hand in the air as he said it and then made a chopping motion, "So we'll split the difference. 500 points for Stephen, robots lose 500 points, but the penalty stands. Sound good? Good."

And then Ryugi spoke some more.

"Hey! You're on a roll hero kid." The image changed from the businessman to a shot of Ryugi himself in an epic foodfight, "Kitchen stadium was one of the more interesting entries last year, and one of the battles where many people claimed funloving entertainment won over rigid brutality. 1000 points for Ryugi."

"Anyway, let's look at these scores after this TOTAL upset!"

Maximos: 0

Ryugi: 1000

Sunstrike: 0

Stephen: 1500

Eclipse: 2500

Joseph: 1, 001, 000

"Annnnnyway, another question." Joseph paused as he looked over the teammates, "Friendship forms in the weirdest of places. Name one pair of fighters on the same team this year, in which one fighter's team was responsible for knocking out the other's in a previous year. 1000 points for the one team, 100 points for each additional answer."

26Sutiiven

Hooray! Ryugi had gotten him back 500 points and earned 1000 of his own! Oddly enough, he received said points back for Ryugi's ... erm... "Balls" ... but don't look a gift dragon in the mouth, yes? At least no one could say that his balls were inert...

...Don't worry, that joke made a bit of me die inside too.

Regaining composure after his previous failure, he excitedly gripped the podium in front of him. After a quick rundown of the points by their host, Stephen prepped for the next question - there was NO way in HELL that thing was gonna catch him off guard this time!

Joseph Brown Wrote:

[b]Friendship forms in the weirdest of places. Name one pair of fighters on the same team this year, in which one fighter's team was responsible for knocking out the other's in a previous year. 1000 points for the one team, 100 points for each additional answer.[/u]"[/size]

THWACK!

BZZZZZZZZT!!!

"Ryugi was on Team Ryugin whom defeated Team Dragonforce and myself, and quite obviously, we're on the same team now.

Others include Maximos and Team a** Tear defeating Ryugi's Team Ryugin, again also on the same team now.

And let's not forget ol' Sunny here who was on Team Glacier as they defeated Ryugi and Ryugin as well, see my previous two statements to get an idea of Ryu and Sun's current team affiliation. Or look at the Eclipse Team Roster. Whatever's easier for ya."

27Maximos

BARTON!

Maybe because it was listed in Stephen's answer? Maybe in the jumble of possible traps and pitfalls that loomed around the arena this one thought fell from Max's head a junk out of the open attic.

Barton. On top of a semi truck, with that man driving. INTO a group of dark elves. (Definitely twisted.) And that truck, it was filled with weaponry. Modern day weaponry. Guns, armor, grenades, and alot of devices Maximos had never seen or heard of it. It all made sense now! He had clearly conjured them all! If he had known the mans power he would never have worried for their safety!

Now he was smirking. His opponent was approaching. It was...

"THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOU" The puppet pointed the sword at Maximos as it spoke in monotone, "I DO NOT WANT TO HURT YOU. STEP DOWN FOR YOUR OWN SAFTEY"

...Stephen. Right? With hair like that?

Then a fan cued on, his scarf blew in the wind with all the flair and dramatic aire of...

Go get em Max! Tear that thing apart!

Show em that a cheap imitation is no subsitute for the real thing!

His smirk grew into a full on a smile. Something was going on with the robot, it was glowing. From here it looked like something was slightly off about the steps it took. Max chuckled, though a laugh clearly less having to do with mirth and much more having to do with intent. The brim of his top hat was pulled down just enough to shield view of his eyes and leave only a view of his slightly twisted smirk.

Dont worry. You wont hurt me much at all...

And it was off, barreling at him like a blur of white and gold, and wielding. That. Thing. In a fight like there really was only one thing Maximos could do, and one thing the shadow could say. And like most things both dramatically said and done it had to be done with the proper timing. For the sake of exactly that Maximos stood completely still, a small animal in the path of a freight train.

The blue lights were cut, that was his cue, he shouted loud enough for the stand to hear, and more specifically the intended device to hear.

Rise from the shadows, Ankokuko!

His shadow immediately whipped out behind him like some sort of jet black snack, and in one clean toaster-popping-toast motion it flung Ankokuko hilt first like a rocket, bathed in black. Maximos' hand shot back snatching the waiting hilt with his opposite joining quickly behind it, he stepped forward and swung the "katana-type", black ichor pouring off the blade to detail a line in the air following the horizontal arc of its slash.

Its goal, of course, was to meet Ragnakrok head on, sending out a shower of violet and indigo sparks from metal clashing on metal. And of course, to provide this fight with the sort of epic musical according his teammate would appreciate. As was customary with Ankokuko, the shadows began to sing. It was a ghostly unearthly chorus, bearing a tune on haunting voices and all part of a...

Quote: Dark Orchestra | Atrum Orquesta - This allows Maximos to control the shadows much like a conductor controls an orchestra, Ankokuko leading the shadows in an elegy for those destined to meet its power. The chaotic nature of the shadows is unified, and those attuned to the shadows or elemental energy will hear a soft, whispering choir of voices rising and falling in harmony as the blade is wielded through battle.

Ankokuko, The Caller of Darkness, dragon magic steel, against a steel magic dragon.

It was flair really. Just as Maximos' dress jacket whipped violently with his sudden motion, and as his boots took on a sort of violet glow which beamed through spell-stitching and beside polished black leather.

If Robot Kazamaru did not move, or counter, Maximos did have one more point that simply needed to be brought out. Without a doubt, the metal dragon had to be strong, very strong. That meant if it worked at all, he could only hold it for a moment. Maximos' hand, quickly jerked off the blade toward Robot Kazamaru leaving the other to barely hold the opposing blade, he leaned forward on his leading foot and swung a very vicious backhanded fist at its very cold and emotionless face.

There can only be one!

One Highla--Dragon Hero! Really though! A world with another one was as unsettling as this entire place!

In the background there were of buzzes.

Hopefully that didnt mean anything.

28Joseph Brown

"Not bad!" Joseph spoke with genuine excitement in his voice, "1200 points in one go, and you managed to realize that sometimes the answer is right in front of you."

The company head clapped his hands, however his attention was going to the monitor and the developing fight. Another monitor was blasting information at him from his own personal records and the database at HoH. He already had a plan though.

"Time for a short public service announcement." He pressed a button and then folded his hands to rest his chin on them, "This tournament has become increasingly more about who can break whom. Hell that's the whole point of these elimination matches."

The swords clashed and Maximos was completely correct. Joseph made robots mostly, however the combat variety were mostly secret projects. Mainly he made construction robots, robots that by nature were very strong. Maximos would feel the robot grinding his sword against his, even more so when he left one hand. The sucker punch however would land successfully, the shadow could feel his fist sink into the steel, he could feel the damage, he could watch as the head bobbed to one side just as a real person would taking a punch. He could even see the robots falter slightly with his sword, instead of using the two hand grip to break Maximos' one hander, it used superior strength to push away and bring it's sword to its side.

Then despite all of that success there was a reminder. Its head snapped back into position, and save a new dent it looked exactly the same. Two black pits stared down Maxi, no pain no fear.

Clicks, buzzes, remarkably quick machinery. A panel opened up on the machine's chest.

"You see." His grin grew as he spoke, "I'm here to prove the old adage real, that knowledge is power. Every other opponent sees you and sees a thing to break, but y'all are pieces of work you know. Sure you'll break if you provide enough pressure, but it's always SO much easier when you know where to push."

"What was that, two wrong answers?" He unfolded his hands and casually pressed a few buttons. From the rooftop catwalks and railings, through that darkness there was the sound of something moving.

The robot never stooped staring down Maximos as it made it's commands. It didn't need to chant spells, make motions, or anything like that. It just had to process, and then its chest would open up to reveal two more thrusters just like on his back.

Blue lights would flash up again, on the greaves as before but this time the thrusters were lined up against the man right in front of him. Maximos was treated to a double barrelled gout of highly pressurized burning blue energy. It would feel like getting punched by a fellow with a burning fist... Which probably isn't that creative of a metaphor considering how many people can do that. But this! This was two burning fists.

The robot on the other hand just used it to slide back away from the gentleman for a moment. It had only gone two or three metres before it cut the jets and the boots.

However there was something else glowing. His gloves, a network of circuits began to form and glow blue. Gloves imbued with tiny wires that channelled energy, helped control, and did god knows what else.

Joseph certainly had an eye for detail.

"So maybe I'm tying to impart some wisdom in on you, show you the meaning of knowledge." He was showing teeth now and still lazily pushing a slider or two. His voice was scarcely happy go lucky now, there was that note of an oppressive CEO, the boss that knows he could fire you if he felt the wrong way, "Or maybe I'm just as bad as them, and rather than pushing you around and showing you how strong they are..."

Joseph reached up and grabbed a rather large and old fashioned looking switch on the wall.

"I'm just reminding you I know where to push."

"So here's your next question, gimme points considering the clue you're about to get." He stared out from behind the screen, "[u]This eliminator contestant is well known for his anachronistic fashion sense, gentlemanly demeanour, and weakness that's rarely ever exploited. What's his name and weakness?"[/b]

Joseph threw the switch.

"One."

He quickly moved over to throw a second.

"Two."

As Maximos watched the robot settle into a defencive position Joseph would throw the switch. The click and hum of something turning on would echo above his head, and then he was assaulted from his left side. Mounted on the ceiling was something you'd find on boats, bases or movie premiers: A search light, considering the wattage of the bulb and the enclosed space the thing intended for illuminating the dark light was likely really damn bright. Then he was assaulted from his right side. The light's twin came beaming down from the other side, positioned not just to beat down on Maximos but to eliminate the long shadow the first light would likely cast.

Maximos was bathed in light, and they would haunt him. Follow his every move. Distracting him so the robot could make its move.

The robot was standing as if he was about to slash the ground, waist bent and tip facing towards the ground. With a processed command the fake-Ragnarok split right down the middle, separating into two halves and revealing spinning, glowing machinery that was sending arcs of energy up the chasm between the two halves. The circuts in the gloves pulsed even more intensely. A sound came from the sword.

oooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Slash the ground the robot did, a mighty slash arcing across the ground and into the air. But Maximos was nowhere near him right? It didn't matter, the sword emitted a beam created in that internal machinery and guided by the two halves of the blade. A laser beam, from its that would tear across the ground as it followed the arc of the slash right toward Maximos. It wouldn't kill, this was a non lethal tournament. But god knows it would rend and hurt.

Maximos: 0

Ryugi: 1000

Sunstrike: 0

Stephen: 2700

Eclipse: 3700

Joseph: 1, 001, 000

29Ryugi Kazamaru

Ryugi looked on in shock, and a bit of horror as the lights and everything exploded. That damn monstrosity down there was about to blast his best friend, and he was stuck up in the stands, answering stupid questions, unable to do anything in enough time to help him. And boy did that eat at him.

His hands gripped the podium hard enough to leave gripped dents in the metallic outer area surrounding the buzzer as his hand slammed down, nearly hard enough to destroy the device. His red eyes coldly glared, and he answered.

BZZZZZZZZZT!!

Maximos Lucillien Dark...

Direct, overpowering light creating an absence of shadow...

Glaring daggers wasn't illegal, was it?

30Maximos

The steel plate gave, the machinated devil's head jerked appropriately, the sword even let up just enough as Maximos hoped, so that his arm didnt give and all sorts of messiness occur.

There was a grin of satisfaction on his face for seconds, and as quickly as it came it was gone. Completely.

The look on his face was replaced with something more resembling dumb shock. Yes. The steel magic abomination had perfectly mimicked all that it was meant to, but there was much more to taking a blow.

Any killer, any fighter knows these things even if he does not acknowledge them openly or consciously. There's the look the look on an opponents face as the pain sinks in, there is the reddening of flesh, theres alteration in their stance. Little bits, little details. This machine had none.

Maximos had dented its face and absolutely nothing more. Its head had whipped back without hesitation, its face and reactions were as cold as ever.

This was the look on a man's face when he realized he had totally and completely underestimated his opponent. This was the blunt look of total surprise when the machines chest opened, and Maximos saw a bunch of things he knew absolutely nothing about.

Joesph was speaking, and Maximos' eyes were locked on Robo Ryu as he tried to RE-size his opponent. Sure in his mind he was readying defenses...but against what?

If his chest was empty, he had no vitals!

But then there was that glow odd blue glow. Maybe...

FWOOOM!

For a moment, Maximos' entire field of vision was blue steel magic glow. And it hurt, it hurt and burned and stung, and the burn poured inside of him because even as he tried to draw breath all he could feel was intense burning and absolutely no air. He didnt even realize he was soaring backwards until he hit the ground with a dry thud. He didnt realize the wind was knocked out of him until he started choking. His shoulder and upper back struck first, his legs rolled overhead and Maximos came to a skidding halt in a knelt position, with smoke rising from his chest even as black threads tried to heal his ruined vest.

There were some words, but they were lost.

"I'm just reminding you I know where to push."

Heh...heh...hah...hah...hahah...hahaa...

Was it gasping? Or was it laughing? Or was it both? It was almost impossible to tell, but whatever it was, it simply was not going to stop him. Pain? Oh anyone could see that he was hurting. Anyone could make out that the every little nuance he was looking for in the dragon, was in him. His right hand pressed into the ground, and Maximos forced his foot underneath him. Then he pressed off of both, his lips pursed in a flat line with effort. He refused to make a single pained sound save for growing chuckles. As if laughter had tagged out screams.

If he had taken a few more seconds to recover, it would have been easier. But Max was never known for doing anything in combat slow.

"So here's your next question, gimme points considering the clue you're about to get. This eliminator contestant is well known for his anachronistic fashion sense, gentlemanly demeanor, and weakness that's rarely ever exploited. What's his name and weakness?"

Oh, the honor. Max's entire form lurched forward, but was caught by one foot before it toppled and then straightened. He was standing now, and standing tall. Something red was staining his lips, but his glove quickly moved to wipe it away. Max was not feeling fine. But he was also not going to show it. His elbows were at his sides and his arms were out in either direction as if presenting all that he was.l He stood tall and proud as the answer to the question poised. His eyes still locked on the robo-drake, his top hat lost somewhere between both fighters.

"One."

"Two."

The lights hit as if they were solid objects. One cause his entire form to jerk one way, the other immediately shoved him back the opposite way before his hands moved up over his eyes in the center.

Years ago, this sort of attack would have started eating away his shadow flesh, but thankfully Maximos was flesh and blood. Unfortunately that meant he had human eyes, and these sorts of lights would blind anyone, much more someone light sensitive. His laughter stopped, he was silent save for the high pitch whirring of something around his feet, although that sound was drowned out by all buzzing and clanging of machinery. Ankokuko fell to the floor like a noisy cymbal.

Quote: Duality | Dualemo - Ankokuko is highly weakened when in the presence of strong, direct light. However, it is still 65% dragonsteel, allowing the weapon to function in even the lightest of places, albeit at a cost. This cost is a drop in power and the strength of the weapon itself, and its shadow abilities. But this weakness has a bright side (no pun intended). When in darkness or low light, Ankokuko's power rises strengthening the blade and its attacks by a great amount.

It was a jagged, unrefined hunk of metal. Its blade looked like a saw, if a saw was used against a hammer. And with every bit of the class the blade how held, it hit the ground.

Magic. Magic. Magic. It was everywhere. It wasnt enough to drop kick him with it, he had to be bathed in the stuff too. There had to be a weakness here, a hole in this set up by which he could finish off that damned thing and turn the tables on Joesph Brown the Tech Wizard. And then the answer came to him...

oooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

His right eye right eye ignited a brilliant white, his fingers splayed apart from over his face, and he saw it. He saw energy and crackling and finally something that made him feel at home in this conflict. Magic. The cold calculating computer that was Maximos' mind saw every step from here to checkmate. Although no one cold, anyone who could see the grin on his face knew that that, was Maximos' "Game Over" face.

Oh, the wizard had information on him no doubt! But how could he miss something so important? He missed the very detail...the very ability which had brought Maximos all the recent trouble in his life, and which would now bring that trouble back ten fold on Robot Kazamaru!

The beam came blasting straight at Maximos. Hard, unforgiving. Maximos cemented his footing. His boots were now glowing nearly pink, they squeaked as he gritted them against the floor. His hand still covered his face, and he played every bit the part of the blinded and weakened Shadow until the...very. Last. Second.

Speed. Maximos had it in spades, here was the attack. And here was Maximos' right fist careening for the steel magic blast with everything it had. His gloved palm snapped open, black began to hungrily drip from the burned runes under his sleeves like spittle from a drooling dogs mouth. There was no grin on his face, but a full on explosion of booming laughter!

Quote: Curo Ingurgito | Mana Gorge - Being of a beastly nature the Manus hungers for constant sustenance. While its preferred prey is life force it is able to feast on other forms of energy. Any enchanted item placed in the Manus' unholy grip will find itself temporarily inert. Any magical being in its grasp will find its energies slowly drained, in the same manner and time table as the Soul Taker. Likewise, if the arm is directly exposed into a magical or energy based attack the arm may devour the oncoming attack entirely, adding the attacks energy to the Manus' own. If its owner can survive said attack. The arm is unable to absorb a second attack until the energy of the first has been given function. If the energy is placed into an attack, that attack exhibits the same force and destructive potential of the devoured attack plus the arm's base strength.

Oh yes. Maximos was going to eat this dragons attack just as he had eaten dozens of the real dragons attacks. Magic! Magic! Magic! He could only imagine how strong the arm would be, he relished the rush, the power, he could see Robo Ryu being torn limb from limb by vicious jerks and throws and cuts.

The laser beam would strike Maximos' fist dead on.

Oh, but wait...it wasnt magic at all...was it?

All anyone would see was black, black thick milky ropes and lashes and gobs flying in all directions. Chunks of meat hit the floor like bloody confetti, wet smacks echoed out like rain giant rain drops on tile. Half as wet, twice as messy. The area where Maximos was one standing, was now the end of shift floor at a meat packing company. But there was no red, only black, but it was everywhere. And somewhere in that black was Maximos himself, sprawled out, laying on his right side. Not moving, but laying in a slow yet dangerously expanding puddle. There looked as if there might be something underneath him, scraps and shreds of a devastated limb no doubt.

And it was silent. Too silent. Save for the whirring of his boots who's spell-stitching, now turned white.

31Joseph Brown

"Oh what is it? Four years and you can't possibly still think this is a friendly game?" The light from the action packed monitor glared back in his face, "This is bloodsport! Thousands of people are entertained by seeing their vast physical, metamagical, or technological superiors beat into the damn ground. All the while merchandisers, networks, and god knows who else make a... Killling."

Robot Kazamaru straightened back up into a rigid robot posture after the attack was complete. A smoky haze bellowed off of the Ragnarock-Cannon, the weapon stayed at his side still open and whirring. The replica began a walk toward the fallen fellow in the spotlights as Joseph's voice went through the air.

"Oh what monsters we the mortal man have become."

The walk turned into a half skate, half walk, nowhere near the quickening pace it had set before. Its sensors scanned through the air for danger, it analyzed the feeds set up from all the cameras around the place. Nothing though. Maximos was just lying there.

"Still, your answer's correct." Joseph smiled and gave a little shrug, "That's worth something right? Well, it's worth exactly 1000 points. You knew that."

"THIS IS FUTILE" Rectangle mouth flapped out of sync with the words as the figure loomed over Maximos, "SURRENDER NOW AND LIVE IN PEACE"

The sword stretched out and the robot hovered it in line with Maximos' chest, a symbol of the predicament he was in and a last chance warning. The machines were clear and exposed this close up, there were no magic crystals or arcane runes.

"YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS" Sure the robot talked about living in peace, but its words had no emotion. What was a gesture of faith from a living thing sounded impossibly cruel from the puppet, "5 4 3 2_"

The one would hang in the air, Robot and Reaper under the spotlight.

"Still, you guys have work to do." It was like he was back to normal, still on the Wheel of Fortunue and not Dear or no Your Arm Explodes, "Though he only teaches these days, one of his enduring lessons is "Third place isn't good enough", a lesson that has brought the word "default" to the finals' secondary event. Who is this teacher, and what two teams did reek of his influence?

Maximos: 0

Ryugi: 2000

Sunstrike: 0

Stephen: 2700

Eclipse: 4700

Joseph: 1, 001, 000

32Ryugi Kazamaru

BZZZZZZT!!!

Ryugi answered again, still just as coldly.

The teacher is Reiko Crawley. In Heaven or Hell 2006 his Team, Black in Action, forfeited their match for Third Place because as you said, "It wasn't good enough." This was mirrored last year in Heaven or Hell 2008 when Team Mata Leon followed in those footsteps and his team once again forfeited their fight for Third.

Glaring. Daggers. smilies/icon_mad.gif

33Sunstrike

Sunstrike's eyes pinpointed as he watched the chest snap open.

Wha-.....oh no....no no no.

It wasn't fair, there was no time to explain, no time to comprehend. These were machines, mechanisms. These weren't the same rules.

He thinks it's magic.... st. st. s**t

Ryugi wasn't the only one putting dents into metal, if Sun's feet hadn't felt like lead weights, he'd have been over the podium and into the arena. Something dark and angry stirred inside...boiled as he looked up at the man on the podium.

His eyes tracked around and landed on the audience...all mechanisms. They weren't real. They needed a power source from somewhere. Outside generators? Something away from the competitors? Something BIG.

Ryugi answered the next question and Sun tried not to let the body admist the black pool get to him, tried not to let it sink in just yet.

34Sutiiven

HOSHIT that looked like it hurt!

What the hell was Max thinking?! I mean, that move kicked a but what the hell compelled him to try it on Robo-Ryu? (Keyword: RO-fecking-BO.) Maybe he was plotting some crazy counter attack? Delving in Blood Magic? Received stat buffs equivalent to the damage he took? Who knew! Point was, the presumed Robot Janitor was gonna have a b*h of a time cleaning that mess up.

This was no time to let his team mate down! Inspirational music was required!

And what would be more appropriate than The Most Inspiring Song Ever?

Removing the Phones from around his neck, he held them up in his right hand and cranked the volume on his MP3 to maximum.

The Most Inspiring Song Ever Wrote:

~You can do it!~

~You can do it!~

~You can do it!~

"Hey Max!"

deep breath

"FEEL INSPIRED DAMMIT!!!"

35Joseph Brown

You will come through no matter the odds~

You're less like a man, and more like a god~

But even the gods are ants to you~

[size=12]"Hey I'm sure you guys can." Joseph opened his arms wide as his tone was pleased, "I have absolute faith in you all, you're the best we have after all. So thus we're moving up to the next round, which I'm sure nobody knows is called the..."

"Break it With Your Face Round!

"So let's start with the good news. Point scores for correct answers are quintupled." Fake cheering from the robot audience, "An now the even greater news, you can earn even more points! Lets take a look at this video to see how.

The screen flashed to three of the blank faced robots standing at a podium. One buzzed in and answered a question and the screen flashed green as a ding ding sound played. Joseph's voice over began, "So answer a question correctly and your two teammates will have an opertunity to earn some points of their own." On rails two boards at face level Flapped down from their ceiling hinge and zoomed towards the non-answering teammates. One robot ducked under and the other headbutted it to splinters. "The name of the game is break it with your face, no hands, no body. Your face or duck. 1000 points for each broken board, none for each broken face. However..."

The robot on the video buzzed again this time the screen flashed red and there was a "wah wah" sound. Another board zoomed toward the answering robot, it tried to headbutt but it was simply floored by the board. "If you answer wrong and you face the break. Only your board is worth 2000 points... And three times as thick."

The screens cut back to Joseph, "So it's a balancing act. Will the points you gain here make up for the ones you may lose to concussion. So let's see how this works with the next question."

Faces began appearing on the screens. A fearsome looking suit of powered armour, the vicious chimera, Murdoc, Maximos, a suit of armour, a strange lady, Reiko... There was a clear theme.

"Every year before this one eliminators were given a themed codename. Two of the three themes were kinda loose so I'm accept a wide variety of accurate answers, but still, what were the three themes?"

36Sunstrike

Sunstrike leaned over the podium and pushed the buzzer, gently. There was more at risk here then he'd expected....it was usually him getting the stuffing beaten out of him, not the rest of the team.

"First one was an odd one. Obviously there was the "Heaven and Hell" themed Angel and Devil, but there was also Porcupine thrown into the mix. Don't ask me why."

He rubbed his nose and looked at those boards warily.

"Second one was Apocalyptic Themed: War, Pestilence, Death, and Famine. The third was Mythology: Chimera, Minotaur, Medusa, and Cerebus."

Sunstrike shuddered for the last two, he'd been right in the middle of both Eliminations, and they both were experiences best not repeated. In some ways, he guessed he should feel justified that Max knew how it felt to be on the other side, but really he just felt hollow. Sun wasn't really the kind of person to wish ill on anyone, not when his mind was working properly anyway.

37Joseph Brown

"And I just realized I'm still leaving you in the lurch from last question. Ryugi was right!" Ding ding, "And so is Sunstrike. Well, in the ways that count. I asked for the themes and got them, doesn't matter that you on a technicality Medusa is Gorgon, and you missed Hydra all together. Besides, what kind of eliminator gets his a** killed. 1000 points for Ryugi, and 5000 for Sunstrike under the new rules."

"Oh and two boards!"

On cue two boards would come at Ryugi and Stephen. Come their next post they would have to respond to all boards accumulated, same for everyone.

"Next question and a reminder of who makes HoH possible," The screens briefly flashed dollar signs, "Tournament sponsors make all this happen." Joseph motined to the set they were on, "I'll give you 500 points for every officially listed sponsor named, and another 500 points if you list what that company or person contributes to the games."

Maximos: 0

Ryugi: 3000

Sunstrike: 5000

Stephen: 2700

Eclipse: 10, 700

Joseph: 1, 001, 000

Boards lined up:

Ryugi: 1

Sunstrike: 0

Stephen: 1

38Sutiiven

Joseph Brown Wrote:

"Hey I'm sure you guys can." Joseph opened his arms wide as his tone was pleased, "I have absolute faith in you all, you're the best we have after all. So thus we're moving up to the next round, which I'm sure nobody knows is called the..."

"Break it With Your Face Round!

Stephen blinked as he heard the title described. The Break it With Your Face Round? Only a complete moron would break a board with their face...

The forehead was MUCH more suitable. Also, there was a much lower of breaking things like noses.

Sun and Ryu got their points, now placing him in the back of the pack (excluding Max, but he was fighting.) So board breaking was the order of the day. Splintering wood as it came at you at around a proverbial ninety miles an hour was always an challenge, but Stephen had one trick up his sleeve that no one expected.

Headbanging music.

The walking incidental music machine quickly flipped to a new song (presuming Max would gain just as much destructive inspiration from Rammstein as he would any other band), and placed the MP3 and headphones on the podium before him.

Now was the time to unleash the power of Rock within them!

Now was the time to crank the music and trash the party!

Now was the time to get

And with a loud "KIIIIIYAHHHH!!!" he swung his forehead straight at the imaginary center line of incoming board to headbutt the sucker into two neat halves, which would be followed by his head banging back and forth in time with the music.

God bless Rock and Roll.

39Ryugi Kazamaru

Ryugi grinned a bit, his eyes still cold as Sutiiven's music began to blare, and Ryugi started to HEADBANG, his spikey hair flipping about with each motion as the pounding bass and guitar rocked through the virtually silent hanger. As he HEADBANG'd, his arm came up and burst into flames with...

Then came the board, swift and solid, but it was no match for the hard-headed HEADBANGing dragon man. The board would splinter with a mighty shot from the HEADBANG. The board would break easily, why?

Quote: First, nobody ever expects you to throw up the horns. It just happens.

Second, he was wearing Kazamaru's Pants.

The board broke into a dozen pieces across Ryugi's forehead as he turned towards Mr. Joseph Brown, answering both of his questions...

Obviously, he was an eliminator that pissed off his prey a little too much...

Evil grin. Daggers of Glaring +1. >:}

BZZZZZZZT!!!

Enki Leviathan and the Leviathan Stadium as the Primary Sponsor and Tournament Host.

Creation Industries as a corporate sponsor.

The Blazestar Empire as a Corporate Sponsor.

Rinaldo Hotel Corporation for contestant and staff accommodations.

ALPHAtech Indistries as another corporate sponsor.

Deity Incorporated for security and protection of assets.

And lastly, your own company, Mr. Brown, Alpha Through Epsilon Incorporated for technical installation and construction.

Ryugi had absolutely no idea what all of those things meant exactly. Some he had a grasp of the concept, like security, but who cared. He knew there was a good reason to read the back of the Heaven or Hell fliers each year, even though everyone seemed to think it was a waste of his time...

40Joseph Brown

Joseph just stared right back at Ryugi as he spoke. Flat faced and calm, of course he gave a little tick at the corner of his mouth. With no ceremony he broke off the stare, loosened his tie, and undid the top button of his shirt. He gave a quick shake of his head.

"Correct. 7000 points, good job." Flat and emotionless, "Boards."

The boards would swing down at Stephen and Sunstrike at a push of a button.

"Plus 1000 points each for the boards." His eyes scanned over one of the many monitors in front of him. His blank expression turned a very small smile, "2007 was a year of a lot of firsts, as well as interesting year for hiring. The eliminators had some interesting times, but I'd say it was someone who didn't even fight that unsettled most people. Who was this... Erh... Specialist?"

Maximos: 0

Ryugi: 11000

Sunstrike: 5000

Stephen: 3700

Eclipse: 19, 700

Joseph: 1, 001, 000

Boards lined up:

Ryugi: 0

Sunstrike: 1

Stephen: 1

41Maximos

It started off as twitch.

Maximos left foot twitched. His head lay in a puddle of his own cursed blood, his eyes were open but stared out vacant at his left hand. Then hand was flat and almost looked lifeless with the way it sat in a puddle of black.His fingers were limp, but slowly they splayed out rubbing leather, against oily black and feeling its thickness. His nostrils were filled with the scent of irony and copper. He could smell red. When his lips parted for a breath the black ichor smeared against his cheek and slipped inside his mouth, and then he could taste blood.

Maximos could feel the life flowing out of him. Sure, the arms curse stained the blood black but it was still blood. It was still his, and his extremities were starting to feel a little cold, and a little numb. Darkness was overtaking him even despite the bright lights shining on him, so very intensely, so very hot. Maybe this time it would be okay. Maybe this time, it would be understandable. For a gentleman, and knight to simply give in, but he was hurt...well it was always so wrong but...If he just let go. Just this once?

Just a little couldnt hurt...It couldnt hurt more than he already did. Pain had becoming this blaring scream in the background. So intense it could not be focused on, yes so loud he could focus on nothing else. Not tiredness. Not anger. Not pride....And not control...

Maximos' pupils exploded like inkblots dropped into a fish tank. The black swam and whirled across his eye. The black was slowly growing, slowing beginning to fill the two orbs in his skull.

"Oh what monsters we the mortal man have become."

Maximos' left shoulder twitched at the words. Reality was a cold darkening thing, in which Maximos felt suddenly very tired and worn. It wasnt that he had exerted himself, quite the opposite. He hadnt really exerted himself at all but that did not stop the life from draining out of him. His cybernetic foe was standing over him, speaking something. Like all things technological it was beeping, and chirping and making machine sounds. Max knew machine sounds because they filled Lucind's house.

These beeps and chirps had a rhythm, and then a voice cut through the dark. One shouted, one sung.

~You can do it.

~You can do it.

~You can do it!

A sword was being pointed at his chest.

"YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS_"

It started off as a twitch, and now it was a movement. Oh no. It wasnt enough that the machine had to try and break him. It also to taunt him with mechanical music!? Enough was enough!

"5 4 3-"

It was one single, sudden, powerful movement. Maximos shot upwards. His body flipping off the ground into a horizontal corkscrew. With inhuman strength and speed and left an thin impact crater in the floor only about 2inches wide and sent small chunks of debris off in either direction. Airborne he twist his body into a rapid spin. As his spin was opening toward Mecha-Ryugi, the droid would feel it and hear it first, it was the sound of metal clanging against metal as something smacked hard into the faux-Ragnarok. Very hard. Supernaturally hard even. But there was more.

As Maximos rose, he pulled at the floor around him. Like when you pinch a table cloth at its center and then lift, and watch the floral pattern spiral inwards, the blood covering the floor rushed inwards, whipping out and up with a thousand tiny grabbing hands moving as a single rushing fountain, whipping around Maximos' form like an over the shoulder cape as he turned. The lights were bright, the shadow elements of the cursed blood were burning away leaving many of the puddles as dried crispy black splotches on the ground surrounding meaty chunks, but there was just enough.

His left foot broke the corkscrew and slammed to the ground, then his right. His body ended its spin after one rotation and landed in a ready stance. He was slightly hunched forward. His left arm balled in a tight fist, crackles of violet and blue and black dancing around his fist and his right...Yes...There was something at his right side and it was extended straight outwards. It was skeletal with bits and pieces of black gunk stuck to the jet black and shining bones. It did not have elbows or wrists as one might ordinarily imagine but seemed instead to have some sort of primitive rotary joint at the wrist, elbow and even knuckles. It was thin, and yet its fingers were spreading outwards, his fingertips could be seen growing, extending. The lazer had polished these bones squeaky clean, yet still they were impossibly dull in the bright light. Max looked like less like a man and more like a lion about to pounce, or a bear about to swipe with a massive claw, when all he had was rake of a bone hand. This thing, was barely more than a very durable metal rod, currently being infused with more than natural strength.

Quote:

  • Twilight's Hand - Crepusclum Manus

Only useable in Human Form. Maximos' right arm is covered with a single tattooed runic array burned into his flesh. The bones in his right arm are stained and supported by a very durable black metal. Beyond making the arm difficult to break, the arm is also able to function albeit with much less dexterity, if the flesh and muscle covering it are placed in a state of extreme disrepair.

42Ryugi Kazamaru

BZZZZZZZT!!!

Victor Fah

Wait, huh? Ryugi blinked. How did he know that name? It sounded familiar somehow, but if he knew exactly where it was from, it seemed to leave him as quickly as it had come... Either way, he hoped it was right.

Max had a tough enough time in the pit as it was...

43Designated Hero

From some unidentified location, a booming voice somehow pierced through the walls, the fight, the canned audience, everything. It was timed nicely well after Ryugi's answer, though.

"ALPHAAAAAAAA~"

44Joseph Brown

"Sorry kid. Victor Fah was the sponsor for a team back in 2006, not an employee of ours." Joseph seemed mildly revealed that he was about to wipe the dagger glaring look of his face, "The answer I was looking for was that creepy Doctor we hired for HoH Square, one of the many firsts that year. Seriously, that guy was awful."

The button in turn would send an extra thick board at Ryugi's face. Joseph however wouldn't be able to watch and savour it. He had just caught something out of the corner of his eye and practically swivled off his chair to see the monitor.

"Holy crap. This is what we're talking about." He flipped a few switches and felt like he undid his shirt button one post too early, "This was made to be on camera."

The speech was completely cut off as Maximos whacked the robot sending it stumbling to the side kicking through a pool of blackness. Then came the next shock as it was pulled into the air by a thousand tiny gripping hands. The jets on its back flipped out, its chest opened and its feet flared blue. The robot pushed, kicked and trusted and it was perhaps only thanks to the help of the spotlights tracking and burning the blanket of blood that the robot was only tossed backwards. It landed on its shoulder with a thump before jets and thrusting feet kicked it back into the air.

As it flipped and rolled another change was happening. The processor had called for a change in tactics as it had predicted with 76% accuracy what had come over Maximos. A slight extension of one of the hilt's guard and a strange modification to the hilt's butt. A weird extra grip appeared from one side of the blade itself. It seemed to be rendering the sword completely impractical for swinging.

The robot's part barrel roll part flip had ended and it had changed. For one there were now major cracks in the case where Maximos had hit it, and minor ones where it had tumbled. However the major difference was how it gripped the sword. It had grabbed that new grip, switched hold to a different part of the hilt, and braced the butt against his shoulder.

Robo Kazamaru was holding his sword as if it were a rifle. And while Maximos gasped at air, the ley-circuts began to glow and the robot took aim.

Maximos charged, the robot didn't move. There was a much faster sound of charging than the first time, and then a lance of blue energy shot out from the split-sword-rifle. Then another sound of charging, and another shot. The robot didn't falter at all as Maximos charged him with inhuman speed, however that speed and the damage the robot took the shots were far less accurate. Charge and fire, charge and fire. The replica got off maybe five shots, two of which missed completly, two of which might hit around Maximos' shoulders, the last might peg his chest or stomach.

Joseph from the booth didn't count on those short charged laser lances stopping the creature though. Some pain maybe, but the robot was just pissing him off right now.

"Should have put less emphasis on following personality." Joseph mused to himself as he sat transfixed on what was happening, "Would have knocked him out instead of asking him to surrender otherwise."

Once again there was that sound of metal against metal, as well as the arcing of blue energy under that ever following spotlight. Then the sound of metal hitting the ground and settling. The robot wasn't holding the fake-Ragnarok anymore, no he had been disarmed, litteraly. Maximos had ripped free an arm and a little bit of chest. The robot stood sparking there as Maximos tore through, half of it's torso in shambles thanks to the running attack.

With a cold efficiency it turned around to face Maximos. As expected its expression didn't change. In fact once again it began a slow march toward Maximos. Pained and jittery this time rather than the sleek skater of before. It held out it's one good arm and it's hand separated into four pieces, expanded and slid back over its forearm. There was the sound of a pilot light clicking and a faint blue glow inside the mesh nozzle structure the opening gauntlet had revealed.

"I AM JUST A COUNTRY KID" It spoke in a half scrambled robotic voice, as its new weapon activated. Gouts of white flames shot out of the hidden nozzle like a flamethrower, and Robo Kazamaru diligently waved it's remaining arm back and forth horizontally to ensure the flames had as wide spread as possible. "I AM JUST A COUNTRY KID"

Flames out front it continued forward, atempting to engulf the feral Maximos.

"I AM JUST A COUNTRY KID_"

"Well, seems the robot is having an identity crisis." Joseph turned away from the monitor and the image of him on the screen returned to a forward facing position, "So let's get back to seeing what you know. This rather popular returning arena in 2006 and 2007, made a very interesting return in 2008. Not in its original shape at all, but at least in spirit. What was this stage?

Maximos: 0

Ryugi: 11000

Sunstrike: 5000

Stephen: 3700

Eclipse: 19, 700

Joseph: 1, 006, 000

Boards lined up:

Ryugi: 0, 1 big one

Sunstrike: 1

Stephen: 1

45Sutiiven

"KIIIIIIYAHHH!!!"

CRACK!

Stephen busted the next board in half, headbanging and rocking out to the music, waiting for that next board and next question. Rammstein had a way to get one violent, and one could argue that Max agreed (though there was a chance that he was still back on the Most Inspiring Song Ever... that thing was freaking effective.)

But one could not just headbang irresponsibly - the power of Rock required much skill and discipline to use. Not to mention the next question was being unleashed upon them!

Joseph Brown Wrote:

This rather popular returning arena in 2006 and 2007, made a very interesting return in 2008. Not in its original shape at all, but at least in spirit. What was this stage?

BZZZZZZT!!!

Jacket Flourish

"The arena in question would be the Clocktower. A favorite in HoH 06 and HoH 07, the arena was destroyed due to the so called 'Clocktower Incident', an event which included two of my teammates and their teams. Due to the destruction of the tower, the arena could not be used again in HoH 08, however, it returned in spirit as the Clockwerk Island, complete with clock face and gears."

46Ryugi Kazamaru

Ryugi was about to answer when he noticed the rather hefty board speeding towards his face. Well, screw that. If Mr. Brown thought he was gonna wipe that face off of Ryugi's...face, he was quite wrong. As the Big Board hurtled towards him, Ryugi made an even worse face. Not a MEANFACE, but an...

ANGRY FAIC

Ryugi's hard head would slam into the thicker board, powered by the might of the ANGRY FAIC, chunks of wood splintering out and away from the dragon man's forehead. Later, there would be a bit of a bruise, but for now...

Eye twitch. Daggers of Greater Glaring +2.

47Maximos

There it was all at once. Technology at its finest versus primal fury at its rawest. These things eternally separated by societies walls, and years of evolution.

Now Maximos was bursting at Robot Kazamaru. The glowing super modern world was a blur of motion at either side of him. No thoughts in his mind save for the finish. Likewise his opponent, his target no...his prey, was standing emotionless forming and adjusting his sword into something steel magic filled.

Max saw the crackling blue. RoboRyu might process the crackling violet surging up and down his arms. One fire shots, one readied to slice and ruin. Magic vs. Science. Like nothing else...

This is what its like Worlds Collide.

Zap! Zap! Zap!

Max charged forward fearlessly leaving a trail of black vapor in his wake. He knew, no, he felt the shots could not stop him, only hurt him. Pain wasnt a concern. Two shots whizzed by overhead harmlessly, before a third smacked the twisted and torn socket where the metal abomination of and arm met his where the meat of his shoulder used to be. Airborne and poorly balanced his shoulder jerked back and his body turned to sideways, left shoulder leading. A primal bestial type of growl escaped him.

Zap! Zap!

Accidentally this sudden turn caused the forth shot to miss. But, it did not stop the fifth from burning a red line across his abdomen, searing through clothes like they werent there. In seconds that line would begin to pucker and bubble with red, but Max wouldnt notice.

A claw made carnage real. He could feel his hand enter his prey, he could feel its innards tearing. Or in this case cracking and popping, and he relished the sudden give when he escaped the opposite side. There was something in his hand now, something metal and broken, with wires and circuitry hanging down from it like hair. But in that metal mess was something he recognized. It was long, it had a handle, and what was supposed to be a sharp side.

The only thing that got through to Maximos as his left hand jerked the fake Ragnarok from its past owners removed arm was a feeling. It was basic familiarity. Max had been wielding and loving swords and swordsmanship since he was old enough to swing a sword. Even Lilara could not steal that completely away from him. In this state he would never be able to name the thing, or swing it with any sort of style, but it felt right in his hand.

Max' whipped around, his boots skidding on black mist, his body dropped low into a mixture of a three point stance and a runners starting pose. His legs were bent behind him, Ragnakrok was held out to one side, and his right arm was held in front, its fingertips digging into the floor. Max was silent, his impossibly black eyes return a matching stare to the jittering machine. His nose crinkled. He could smell its weakness.

This was cat and mouse. He would let it swing, let it bare its teeth. Let it die trying.

And it did. Its arm rose, and split, there was a pungent smell and then flame. A gout of roiling flame. So much so that from anyone seeing out of Robot Kazamaru's eyes, Maximos was gone for all of a second before the flame seemed to move in reverse, towards the mechanoid. The flame was roaring, but deep within and bellowing outwards something was roaring louder, and fiercer. And then...

The very first thing visible as it broke through the burning blast, was the eye. At the center of Maximos' Gauntlet arm, was an eye, it was orange and swirling and twisted in its own right, what with being in a palm not a skull. The eye would be filling the robots view as the palm, with fingers outstretched burst from the flame aiming to engulf its head as a whole and crush. A forward thrust, a simple motion, that arm would never manage much more.

Of course, Maximos did not have fire powers. The flame was moving before he was moving through it, fast, and directly behind the arm was the man himself. His legs hadnt thrust him forward alone, rather he used a tight grip on the floor and a superpowered arm to launch him forward in tandem with his legs. Flames were rolling off of his shoulders and arms, and tearing at his already black clothing. He was pouncing. And as his right arm aimed to crush and hold its head, his left aimed to impale it somewhere around the midsection and hopefully bring it down, impale it, and pin it to the ground. Headless.

"I AM JUST A COUNTRY KID_"

Yes it was.

"I AM JUST A COUNTRY KID_"

A pale mockery of one.

"I AM JUST A COUNTRY KID_"

And as Maximos aimed to drive the sword through the creature with absolutely no finesse and all brutality. His mind found three words. It spoke them but not as people speak. They were not spoken in conversation, but rather spat out of his head for being to obstinate to die and yet too nice and clean to keep. With a sort of growl, Maximos said.

...With...a...sword...

48Joseph Brown

"And that is correct, 5000 points for Stephen and..." He slammed the button twice, "A board for Ryugi and Sunstrike!"

There was an akward pause.

"This board thing isn't nearly as effective as I thought it would be." He shrugged, "Ah well."

Maximos burst through the flames. The robot desperatly went to work trying to process this as it was only a 17% likely outcome. Two different members of this team were near fireproof, it had to transmit this data to the database. However for now. However there were more pressing matter, namely the barrelling figure that was about to fall down on him. The robot readjusted it's aim and the nozzle tightened slightly, Maximos would likely be treated to a chestful of more concentrated before latching onto the robot's face. After that the arm twiched out of the way and seemed to falter.

"SUC- SUCCESS- PROB- REACHIN- G- ZERO" The speaker was muffled below Maximos' grip breaking up with every word, "DIV- SYS- FUL"

The sword tore through his chest, mutilating both the robot as well as the delicate machinery between the split-sword beyond repair. In fact Maximos did manage to drive the sword so hard that it pinned the robot to the ground, the connective material between shoulders and head snapping, and stretching a bundle of wires between the two. However, that speaker didn't quite stop. Its commands had already been sent.

"JUS- CON-Y- K-D_"

The pinned body began to shudder and shake, blue light seeped out from the cracks in the shell and the open chest wound began to spark up and down the sword.

"L-M-TR- REA_

Fist the shoulder went as energy spilled out, then a leg twitched so much as sparks ran up and down it, the remaining arm spasmed as it spouted failing flames. Then the chest burst open in an explosion of metal and energy that quickly engulfed the body that Maximos was standing over. It was powerful for certain, perhaps it wouldn't last as long as Ryugi's own version, but the explosion had some oomph. There was of course the burning aspect of the energy itself, the danger of flying metal parts, and of course the fact that considering Maximos was standing right on top of it: being launched across the arena. Boy did it look pretty though, a chain of small blue explosions leading to an eventual combination into a larger one. The only thing left were parts flying in the air and a small crater in the arena.

"Well." Joseph spoke as the blue from the monitor glowed in his face, "That's one robot down, and 250, 000 points for Team Eclipse. Now 100, 000 points will go to Maximos, while the other three will get 50, 000 each. Just to make sure they don't fall behind and all that. Plus the 3000 points from the face breaking, I'd say this is a pretty good gain."

He sunk back in his chair as he pressed a few more buttons and tried to locate Maximos.

"This question signals the end of the Board round, or bored round as it's quickly becoming. One last chance for everyone on the team to get points from one question." He clasped his hands together, "Everyone remembers the record in abstract, it was a pretty damn good record, but do you remember the specifics. Exactly how many flags did a** Tear receive in the Peppa incident?"

Maximos: 100, 000

Ryugi: 63, 000

Sunstrike: 55,000

Stephen: 59, 700

Eclipse: 277, 700

Joseph: 1, 006, 000

Boards lined up:

Ryugi: 1

Sunstrike: 2

Stephen: 0

49Ryugi Kazamaru

Ryugi was bored of boards.

KERSMASH

BZZZZZZZZT!!!

I recall nine...initially...

Two Yellow Cards for two Strikers entering before the time limit cooldown...

Three Red Cards for killing an opponent...

Three White Cards for killing intentionally...

...and one Yellow Card for excessive taunting.

Ryugi paused and then added.

However, a judge decision soon ruled that two white cards were removed as only the last man actually killed the one in question intentionally, however the team still lost, leaving them with a total of seven cards for the final total.

50Maximos

Fireproof?

Max was far from fire proof, or fire resistant. Or for that matter, far from any ones standard of sane. This fire was charring him, scarring his flesh, boiling his blood, he just could not let that stop him.

The robot readjusted it's aim and the nozzle tightened slightly, Maximos would likely be treated to a chestful of more concentrated before latching onto the robot's face.

Now, even more than before Maximos was stuck. He had a grip, and he was in mid air, there was no defense suitable. He took a pressurized blast, straight to the chest. It was flame not solid matter, but with the force it was being thrown it felt solid at first touch, then gave way under his wieght. Within seconds his vest and dress shirt were ash, and flames were rushing over his chest and around his shoulders and underarms spreading the blaze without mercy.

"SUC- SUCCESS- PROB- REACHIN- G- ZERO DIV- SYS- FUL"

There were words, but Maximos didnt hear them. He could barely hear anything over his body screaming at him desperately. Willpower held the man together, as the fire stopped and red cried from black, bubbling and peeling flesh. All he knew was that his arms, were still working. He was still alive, and if was still alive, then he would not, could not stop.

The sword pierced Robot Kazamaru. Despite all else, a sickening smile spread across his lips as he heard machinery crunch and give and break. He saw technological carnage spread out beneath him, and knew victory was at hand. It was dead.

However, that speaker didn't quite stop. Its commands had already been sent.

"JUS- CON-Y- K-D_"

This was frustrating. And without any real form of control, frustration soon became infuriating. It needed to be dead. It needed to die. Only one sentiment flashed in his mind, over and over, blaring blood red like that blinking Applause sign from moments ago and being obeyed just the same.

Kill. Kill. Kill.

He brought the sword up again, broken and battered as it was, and then slammed it down. And again, and again, metal and plastic and whatever metals and reagents foreign to the ancient man shattered out.

Kill! Kill! Kill!

He could feel charred skin tearing, and see blood spraying with his violent thrusting motions as he impaled the machine over and over and over. The pinned body began to shudder and shake, blue light seeped out from the cracks in the shell and the open chest wound began to spark up and down the sword.

KILL! KILL! KILL!

Death throws. Obviously, many things release pent up energy and matter when they die. This was no different. Or maybe it was? Or maybe he did not notice or care? His right hand even pulled back to join his left in slamming whatever was left of the knock-off sword into the knock off robot.

"L-M-TR- REA_

DIE!

He roared back in response! His body hunched over the creature, his left pulled back whatever broken chunk of machinery was the left, while he jerked left to right, swinging his violent claw of an arm back and forth across the robot, aiming to take vicious chunks out of its form and sending them flying in either direction.

It was still twitching! It was still making noise! It was still alive! I had to die!

And then it exploded.

Maximos was not even almost ready for that. But even if he was, short of the running away...which was impossible, there was no way for him to stop it, or truly gear himself for it.

All at once the world was a blinding flash of blue. It took him in and embraced him, wrapping around him like a lover. It was warm. Then it was hot. And then it was scalding, and the Shadow was screaming, but his sound was lost against the explosion itself. He could feel layers of skin peeling back and burning away. Then he noticed the stabbing, countless pricks and slashes and cuts and stabs all over, all screaming at once. He could feel gravity completely lose its hold on him as he was sent soaring in some direction. His body twist and rolled and flipped in the air, burning with every motion and turn.

A normal human would be unconscious and dead right now.

A normal Gaian would have hit the opposite side of the arena as a smoking carcass. Eliminated in every way shape and form.

Max's body rode the explosion and then as it reached its full blast radius he was thrown out of it like so much trash. His body trailed a line of smoke, red, and black ash across the ring and to the far opposite side. Being heaviest, his right arm dragged him down, streaking against the ground kicking up sparks and high pitched screams. Finally he was slowed enough for the rest of his form to roll over his right arm, and tumble for a bit before coming to a stop pressed against the wall of the ring.

Maximos should have been dead. But he was not human, he was Arian. He was not normal, he was a Reaper. Death does not give up so easily. There are none so notoriously hard to kill as Reapers. It was really only at the brink that they began to shine.

The time has come, and so have I.

Max's left arm moved. It drug against the hard, cold, unforgiving floor, like a marionette limb. Vestiges of a black sleeve still clung to his back, and a hunk of some warped and ruined metal that once was a sword still lay in his quivering and bloody fist.

I'll laugh last 'cause you came to die.

Shaking, the limb crawled across the floor and made its way under Maximos' shoulder and chest. His knuckles pushed down, as he tried to hoist himself up. His face, peeled off the ground, navy blue but black and blood red stained vines of hair painted over his face. His face was red as a beat, and covered in enough blood from enough sources, that when he coughed and cried out.

Graaaaaah!!

No one would bother asking where all the red that spewed out came from. About six inches off the ground left arm gave out and he crashed back down with a resounding thud as his skull hit the floor. His chest was heaving, struggling for breath, struggling against more wounds than he knew how to count. His mouth opened wide, wider than a normal jaw should allow and he swallowed a lung full of breath and then.

The damage done, the pain subsides.

And I can see the fear clear when I look in your eye.

GRAAAAAAAH!!

Roared, with everything he had, his knuckles poured red, his arm quivered like jello, but his body began to lift. He hadnt the muscle mass in his right arm necessary to allow it to slide around and under him and so he needed to get himself high enough for it to fall under him, bent. A small distance which felt like forever. And just before his left arm was about to give out, it did. He was propped up on his left fist, and right elbow.

I'll never kneel and I'll never rest.

His breaths seethed through a sharp fang filled mouth. Each one pushing a fresh stream of red over his lips. Now his left leg moved, it twitched and wobbled, and slid forward bent on one knee and wedged itself beneath him. His mouth opened, wider. His breaths were deeper heavier, with the two and a half limbs he pushed himself up even higher.

You can tear the heart from my chest.

Finally came his right leg, knee first, and then foot. He moved from kneel, to crouch. Then Maximos lurched his wieght forward and with almost lion-esque growl tossed his wieght on to both legs and forced himself up.

The man was a mess. His clothes were shreds, there was so very much blood it looked as if his skin had been swapped out for it. Save of course for the broken and cut, and yet high visible black runic tattoos that ran chest, back, and left arm. Right arm as well but...well...

I'll make you see what I do best.

I'll succeed as you breathe your very last breath.

The wieght was too much, his entire front half fell forward. Face first, blood smearing from his cheek across the ground. His bottom half, still partially raised in an almost comical bent over stance.

Now I know how the angel fell.

I know the tale and I know it too well.

He could see them. Through black soulless eyes he could see the surviving members of team Artificial Event. Their emotionless faces and obvious flaws were mocking him. Maybe it was canned laughter. Maybe it was a voice in his head, but he heard them mocking him...Even as he took step forwards trying to regain momentum, and scraping his face along the ground, he heard them.

I'll make you wish you had a soul to sell.

When I strike you down and send you straight to hell.

It was enough to drive a man mad. His teeth clamped shut, gritting against each other. Without any care of its safety his left fist, still clenching ruined metal smashed into the ground.

RrrrrrgaaaaGRRRAAAAAAAAHH!!!

He shoved, he shoved with everything he had. His shoulder came up first, then his chest and back, and his legs scuttled beneath him.

Max was standing. His arms, shoulders and head, hung limp in front of him, but he was standing.

My army comes from deep within.

His arms twitched, spastically, violet and black and royal purple sparks began to drizzle down his arms.

Beneath my soul and beneath my skin.

His shoulders rose, his back popping several times as he straightened and then straightened his head looking straight up. Not at Sunstrike or Stephen, not at Ryugi or even the robot duplicates.

As you are ending, I'm about to begin.

Maximos' black, soulless eyes looked directly at Joseph Brown. It didnt matter the camera angle, or what obstructions were in the way. If Maximos was staring directly at a steel floor it was easy for anyone looking to see that he as staring through it, at the wizard in the swivel chair. He was looking him straight in the eyes. There was no emotion in those eyes. There was no humanity in that face, even as its lips poorly covered large fangs. He did not glare threatening daggers, his eyes were pure. Looking into them was like looking into a the eyes of a charging lion, a mauling bear, a ravenous shark. No feeling, just carnage, just hunger. It did not threaten. It promised, "I will eat you."

My strength is pain and I'll never give in.

And then the emotionless face split in two as it smiled bright and wide, and as if someone had just cut the marionette string his head fell slightly skewed to the side. Eye contact never broken.

I'll tell you now, I'm the one to survive.

His left hand gently moved across passing the chunk of metal to his right hand.

You'll never break my fate or my stride.

I'll have you choke on your own demise.

Without a warning, Maximos' body whipped to the right, his arm flung with all of its supernatural strength like a violent sling. His eyes never broke contact. Maybe they werent scary, but his eyes were infinitely deep. Mesmerizing. The chunk of metal was sent flying, so hard and so fast that it whipped through the air, spinning like a disk as it soared toward its ultimate goal.

One floodlight. Max may not have known what they were, or how they work. But even monkeys know that throwing rocks can help scare away an offending thing. If it shattered, then the other light would be serving him, not hindering him as it would cast a giant and deep shadow opposite him.

The Shadow of Death a shadow monster, bathed in shadow. Joseph was a smart man, he needed no explanation tell him what that might be like. And Maximos was far from done.

I'll make the angels scream, and the devil cry.

51HonoRaven

"Oh dear..." Que sweat drop rolling down the side of her forehead as she watched the boys try not to get their heads smashed in by boards, and Maxi loosing himself to the moment.. smilies/icon_sweatdrop.gif "That is gona leave a mark, or two..." She flicked her wrist to snap her fan open, lazily fanning herself and wondering who else in the audience was not actually a robot...it was all a matter of time...and time was definitely running out for Mr. Brown.

52Sunstrike

Sunstrike turned to the side slightly, distracted as Ryugi answered the next question. As well as what was going down in the pit. He would have been scared, maybe even terrified at seeing Max's hollow black eyes, until something slammed into the side of his face and he saw vivid stars...oh, wait, no, those were splinters, and sparks.

Sonova...

One could argue he was the softest headed of the lot, but lets look at that for a second. Over the years, Sunstrike had...

Hung out with Vahn, a man known and prone to acts of agression using his forehead.

On the very first fight of the very first round of the first HoH he'd been in, manservant Sueng had dropped a very large hammer on his head. Thereby disqualifying Blazestar and handing the win to Glacier, at the expence of Sun's consciousness.

Been through two Elimination rounds where the opening had been Reiko, who was mostly GOD now, apparently, punching him when he opened a door. And the next, Maximos, who was down there in the pit, in the same mode, practically ripping his face off to get his eye.

Last year he'd had multiple bitchslaps, including one where his captain, Teira, had used her own ripped off arm to make her point, as well as a flying, beautifully executed, kick to the face from one Mr R. Tofu.

And this year, AGAIN his captain had made it a point of knocking some sense into him by way of a backhand. Okay, yeah, Max was losing his mind, but it was getting to be a little much now.

Sun was none too pleased to be slammed in the face again. You could almost say he was growing "hot headed" about it.

The second board EXPLODED when it slammed into his forehead, scattering ash and firey wooden debris everywhere. Blood trickled in rivers where both had hit him and split skin.

There must be something written across his face that said BREAK IT, to people. Maybe too many watchers of Fight Club out there, destroying beautiful things and all that.

Bastards.

Joseph would start to feel the combined heat of Ryu's Angry face and Sun's Hot Glare. The only one that was kinda calm was Stephen. Stephen had pretty much summed up with his expression, what both Sun and Ryu REALLY should be feeling at a time like this.

53Sutiiven

Music had a special kind of magic to it. With a single song one could conjure joy, sadness, fear, anger - one of any number of emotions.

The one Max was summoning was rage.

It was not the first time Max had called upon music as his weapon. During Ryu's fight he commanded his shadows to pump Superbeast, which had oddly enough come up right after the song before it. This time however, it was different.

The MP3 Player skipped. Zerstören never got to finish. When Worlds Collide never even got a chance to start, except maybe in the mans own head. Stephen's new gimmick was no longer in his control as Max some how - whether by force of will, violent rage, or sheer badassery - commanded the music device to play what he wanted when he wanted.

Max was running the show.

Stephen had never seen his mentor go all out. They had fought many times for practice, and they had pushed themselves pretty hard, but this... this was..

To put it simply, it was all the man could do to keep from pissing himself at this point.

The power... god he could feel the power. A strange intangible feeling seemed to fill the room as Max raged. This was not something to be trifled with. This was not something to be taken lightly. Hell, this was not something Stephen ever really hoped he'd ever get the chance to see again. If he could get to SLEEP tonight after this he'd be happy. The intoxicating feeling of power in the air was marred by an equally nauseous feeling. It was a spectacle to behold yet, much like a nuclear explosion, the beauty was poisoned by sheer terror.

In short:

The most polite, gentlemanly, civil man he had probably ever met, and would probably ever meet in his entire life...

Had just gone apeshit.

54ragingtofu

At this very moment, Rage decided to wander into the hangar and sit down with a bag of popcorn next to the only other living person in the audience. Why?

Nobody could be sure. Perhaps he had simply gotten lost on the way to another fight. Perhaps he thought this was a movie studio. Maybe he was intent on watching the latest filming of Rage V The Fighting: Attack of the Movie 7 (at least, the parts he wasn't in).

Whatever the reason, he seemed to be completely oblivious to the fact that virtually everyone within the studio was mechanical.

"Mm. Good popcorn. Don't think I've had this stuff in years."

O hay. Fite tiem.

55Sunstrike

56HonoRaven

"Don't know why... that stuff is better than chocolate, almost better than sex even!" The lady happily stole a few pieces of Rage's popcorn with a sweet smile... The kind of smile that let her tell Kas he was a jerk and kept her from getting punched in the face! smilies/icon_whee.gif

57Eternal Dirge

Damion watched quietly from the upper audience, arms crossed over his chest, one leg twisted so that the shin rested ontop of the other knee as he sat. If he was suprised by Maximos's outburst, he didn't show it. He just....watched. " Why so serious Maxi?"

58Uberwulf X

Lazenca, watching this amazingly deadly show from the comfort of his hotel room, wondered a few things.

He knew Sunstrike and Maximos had history, since they were seen around each other a fair bit. But what was that history, what kept the two men meeting over and over? What circumstances had them all fighting together in the tournament?

Maximos, save his recent dismemberment, seemed well. Laz and that guy had a pretty spotty history, but that didn't mean he wanted the guy destroyed. A bit in him was hoping that he'd pull it out strong in this. Of course, a part of him, that spectator rooting for THE MAN, wanted to see how far Max would go until he would drop.

Sunstrike too seemed well. Despite being on teams with him last year, Laz didn't know much about the salamander. Maybe he'd show up to Eclipse's suite when they got back with...

...what do salamanders like to drink? The blood of virgins?

Ryugi... he'd heard a lot about that one. A chance meeting was cut short, but he kinda wished the famed hero-type was down there, exploding things. Though with everything happening already...

Heh, Stephen. He remembered that fight at the stadium. Good to see he was still around.

... ... ...

"Wait..."

Lazenca leaned in on the screen, squinting.

"How in the hell did those people get in the audience?"

59Joseph Brown

"Well goddamn." Joseph was watching Maximos get up slowly on the monitor. He could see him looking up on the screen , but more importantly he could feel him staring a hole through the floor. The screen would show Joseph looking down at nothing, but everyone here knew what he was facing. A stare down separated by walls. Joseph had no special vision, nothing at all, but he wasn't backing down and Maximos would know it.

Joseph turned to face the other three via screen, his eyes looked just a bit more sunken and his grin a bit more shark-like.

"I could end this all here couldn't I?" He asked in a slightly disconnected tone of voice, "Just drop down to ground level and he'd tear me to shreds. White card and then it's all over. Right? We don't need to waste anymore time here."

And then he just laughed to himself.

"I couldn't do that though. So Ryugi, completely correct. 5000 points and of course the last two boards for Sunstrike and Stephen." He pressed the button to make it so, "So that brings us to the..."

And then Maximos took out the light. It sent sparks through the arena and an electrical surge that caused the lights to dim, send out a few sparks, and then come back to full force. The businessman let out a small sigh and his grin became somewhat less overwhelming. Calmly he pushed what could only be called a big red button. Joseph held out his other hand for seemingly little reason. From the ceiling of his booth a glass fell, he caught it, then two ice cubes fell and clinked in, then a stream of brown liquid poured down from off camera.

Joseph took a sip and then laid it down on the counter.

"Guess we've decided to get serious." He rolled his head and then examined the monitors, "So you like to throw things."

Calmly he reached below the desk to grab one handle, then pulled it so it slid out of the way. Now here's the time to note that Maximos was correct, Joseph did know what just happened. He had the foresight to build a mobile mounted twin search-light system that followed directly above someone at the exact angle that weakened and not strengthened him. Joseph knew what knocking out one of those lights would do.

"I was never good at throwing."

Always have a contingency plan.

"Always dropped the ball."

Joseph twisted his wrist and the the handle 90 degrees and then pushed it right back in. There was suddenly the sound of cables snapping and a clear flash of sparks from the ceiling. Then a flicker as the bright single light started to move off target. Not because Joseph was moving it anywhere, not because he was trying to redirect the powerful bulb to minimize the shadow. No that light was moving off course because the whole rig just came off its rails and was falling toward the arena floor. However, it was falling apart at the same time, thus no one part would be enough to crush a man. Serious damage yet, getting anvil'd no. Maximos better move.

Joseph had already pressed another button, an activation had to be made.

"GOODEVENING" Came the voice that was everything Maximos was not at this moment, "SHALL WE MAKE THIS CLEAN?"

Approaching from the side there was a robot tipping his hat to the monstrosity that wanted to rip it limb from limb. Mannerisms in tact, dark suit pressed and good to go, posture prim and proper. There was Maximos' other, though obviously based on the gentleman and not on the monster. Naturally dark pools would likely lock with unnaturally hollow ones as it arrived.

MaxiMarkII raised it's arm and pointed it toward the real Maximos. The difference between the two was abundantly clear, like the real, the replica had a dark and different arm. However this arm was different not because it was made from shadow, but because embed in it was a series of black tubing with a few strains of white piping laced throughout. The replica took careful aim and a section of it's lower forearm dropped down revealing a nozzle in front of a pressure tank with those black tubes connected to it.

With a slight twitch of an arm that nozzle began to gush a black liquid. A trail of the stuff was spread between fake Maximos and real Maximos, with the eventual intent to cover the feral shadow with the stuff. Now, it wasn't the effect of a thousand tiny hands, but when the black liquid in the tubes combined with the clear liquid in the tank right before it left the nozzle... That stuff got sticky. The black on the floor and any that he got on himself wasn't going to help in his escape from falling objects.

Satisfied Joseph turned back to the other two.

"Where was I. So 1000 points for Ryugi and 2000 for Sunstrike and that about ends the board round." He clapped his hands, "Now, time for all the good news that comes with us switching to the..."

Across the monitor the words were displayed, as well as a graphic of slowly rising water.

"Rising Panic Round!

"Yes. First the rising part: Your points will be rising. Questions start at 5000, and for every question answered correctly you I'll apply a x2 modifier. So the next question will be worth 10000, and then 20000, etcetera and so on. However an incorrect answer will reset the score back to 5000. Don't get too excited though, this round can only last ten questions."

He stepled his fingers and leaned forward a bit.

"The panic comes from the fact I'll be keeping track of your point gain. The player who gains the fewest points will have to deal with the Vault of Panic where none of your dreams come true." He paused a moment to let this sink in, "The player with the most points gained wins a blender. Oh and don't think those boards coming up count in the panic round."

"So let's get this started!" He pulled up a question on his monitor, "In 2007, this mentally unsettled competitor won the HoH championship for freeloading. He wouldn't get a chance to make up for it, at least not on the same team. Who was this?"

Content, Joseph picked up his glass and took another sip.

Maximos: 100, 000

Ryugi: 69, 000

Sunstrike: 57,000

Stephen: 59, 700

Eclipse: 285, 700

Joseph: 1, 006, 000

Boards lined up:

Ryugi: 0

Sunstrike: 1

Stephen: 1

Points Collected:

Ryugi: 0

Sunstrike: 0

Stephen: 0

60Ryugi Kazamaru

Ryugi poured over the Finals of Heaven or Hell 07 in his mind. It occurred to him that Sunstrike, who had seemed pretty sane, didn't fight in the finals against Lu Bu, while Silver Alexander, who seemed a little off, had managed a single strike against a member of Lu Bu just before the buzzer sounded. This stumped him for a moment, but time was running out, and so, he picked the answer that most closely matched the question...

BZZZZZZZT!!!

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Sunstrike won by freeloading, as he did not fight at all during the Heaven or Hell 2007 finals.

61themightyjello

Sitting in front of his television at home Buzz Killington waved a tiny Silver Alexander pennant in hand and reached for his bowl of popcorn.

He took one piece and popped it into his mouth.

He chewed.

He swallowed.

He put another piece into his mouth.

He chewed.

He swallowed.

He frowned.

62Joseph Brown

Joseph looked puzzled for a second, "Just give me a minute, this has got to go to review.

The screen went blank and displayed, ONE MOMENT PLEASE while playing a nice little hold music diddy. Then the screen came back on and displayed Joseph looking at a really long printout of paper.

"Ok. So yeah, Silver did do a silver bullet right at the end that ended the match, and in theory won the game for Glacier. Though maybe that kind of stepping in at the last moment for the glory is kind of coattailing. Though he did do work in the championships. However Sunstrike didn't even fight that last match and just chatted the whole way through."

Somehow the audience cam panned right over the two human figures in the audience. Good thing Joseph wasn't paying attention.

"You know what." He crumpled up the paper, "Screw it, they're both lazy, either one would be good, so points for Ryugi. And hell, with any luck the finals this year will be exciting enough to actually remember properly."

He cleared his throat.

"Continuing onward. Question two of the rising peril round. "In a frighteningly common occurrence, people seem to keep losing their arms during HoH. Name at least three for a right answer."

Maximos: 100, 000

Ryugi: 74, 000

Sunstrike: 57,000

Stephen: 59, 700

Eclipse: 293, 700

Joseph: 1, 006, 000

Boards lined up:

Ryugi: 0

Sunstrike: 1

Stephen: 1

Points Collected:

x2

Ryugi: 5000

Sunstrike: 0

Stephen: 0

63Ryugi Kazamaru

BZZZZZT!!!

Ebris Dhifi, Griffen Morivan, and Shouyin Velvel.

64Unknown

"Well goddamn."

Yes. Exactly that. God Damn. And they had. Several had in fact. Maximos had been on the short end of the Divine stick for longer than he could remember, and far before he even knew the name "Reaper". They were gods of light, of dark, and even of nature. And as a result, the man became something neither light or dark. He was Twilight. A looming dusk. And as the skew of his head hinted, he was wholly unnatural.

Maximos was a monster.

"I could end this all here couldn't I?"

The words were jumbled. They slipped in, were lost in the storm and processed as unusable debris. But just because Max was primal did not mean he was stupid. His brains werent lost. He understood what was being said, even without words. He could hear the disconnected tone, in Joseph's voice. He could see it in his face, he could feel it in his even glare.

"Just drop down to ground level and he'd tear me to shreds. White card and then it's all over. Right? We don't need to waste anymore time here."

Yes, Max was a monster. But everyone is has a little monster inside of them. Some are bigger than others, loud and obnoxious. Others are small, shoved away and neglected. Max couldnt know the size and shape of Mr. Brown's personal monster. But with a twisted face splitting grin, and empty cavernous eyes, Maximos was calling it out. No, not with magic or power. And Joseph's returning stare showed he accepted the challenge in like kind.

The man broke away, returning his attention to the other competitors. The light shattered. The world went half dark. Maximos' body was burning, not only from burns and cuts and pain but from hauntingly bright lights. But now, the shadows could enrapture him like an icy cool bath. His hands opened and closed excitedly. But before he could move, they were back! A different angle! Stronger!

A disgruntled growl escaped him as his left arm slung over his eyes again. Not covering them, but pressed against his forehead and shielding them from the stinging glow.

"Guess we've decided to get serious. So you like to throw things."

His breath hissed through sharp fangs, his boots faded from indigo to purple.

"I was never good at throwing. Always dropped the ball."

The words meant nothing. If he even ventured a look at the monitors, the actions meant nothing. What meant something as the tone. He knew something was being prepared. Like a large prey animal softening its steps, and tensing its muscles for a surprise attack. His arms crackled louder still. His eyes locked straight upwards.

And then the lights moved. Then the lights fell. Then Maximos moved.

The Shadow was a bolt of black firing straight upwards leaving a trail of black vapor in his wake. The lights were coming down around him, and he was coming up straight at them. His battled away, one steel beam, then another. But he would not stop. He knew where his prey was...

Soon he would be above the lights, climbing faster than the beams were falling. And above the lights it was black again. So comforting, so soothing. Amongst the screams of pain were familiar, warm voices. Like lost family.

His arms extended out in either direction as the wave of black whipped, and lashed and danced around him. The Shadows missed their master, and paraded around him as he stepped forward, to show it.

Of course, when the shadows returned there was already work waiting for them. Maximos' body was covered in a large, now mostly visible, runic array. This array served several functions. Maximos was a prudent man, and a strategist. He knew the chance of Frenzy was always possible, and in frenzy he'd have no care for his own well being. As such, he planned for such. He wore protection against such. Simply put.

Always have a contingency plan.

A patch of runes ignited violet at the small of his back and spread up and out across his shoulder blades. Lunaic runes, or Lunoc Seal Magic, was infact pre-written shadow commands, and they obeyed without question.

The shadows reacted. Immediately the single ribbon of black shredded and frayed, it moved from a single ribbon to thousand headed snake and each was hand leading a ribbon like bandage. Quickly, Maximos' speeding rocket of a form, was now a tangled web of inky black lines with a Maxi shaped core. Jet ropes lashed ebon ichor out in all directions as the vines moved to do their dirty work.

Within moments Maximos was covered. His arms, chest, and legs now sported skin tight black bandaging, they vanished inside his boots, covered his left arm and palm, and stopped at his neck like a black banded turtle neck. All bandages visible through and beneath the shreds in his pants, and what was left of his tattered clothes. The runes covering his chest, back, and beamed forward burning dark royal purple imprints into the bandages as if it were a shirt design of sorts. The bandaged squeezed tight, and sent droplets of blood to the ground.

No no, the monster in man-skin had no fashion sense. But the runes covering his body had many functions and contingencies, none of which would effect battle in any major way that his own shadow manipulation powers could not do. Only with a primal mind, such shadow manipulations tend to turn vicious and nasty.

BANG!

THUD-THUD-THUD!

Did Mr. Brown have camera's that went up to the ceiling? Would he hear the sound of Maximos' supercharged, and now rocket powered fist slamming into the floor of his fortress floor? Would he perhaps hear the sound of the Shadow's other arm, and two feet joining to create a perfectly inverted landing? Maximos would quite honestly have slammed his fist into the ceiling and then collapsed around it, he was now kneeling upside down on the top of metal roofing.

Quote:

  • Shadow Walk - Umbra Ingredior

Not to be confused with the ability to walk through shadows. Maximos' shadow walk ability allows him use darkness to find footholds, or even hand grips in areas that defy gravity. Maximos' feet or hand are placed onto the surface in question. The hands or feet sink into their own shadow, and into the surface about a half inch providing Maximos a sturdy hold on the surface and allowing him to climb, stand, or even run on walls or ceilings. In rare conditions when the sun is right, this ability is even extended to shaky surfaces such as water. The balance required to perform these feats comes entirely from Maximos' own natural agility.

BANG! BANG! BANG!

And he was knocking. A cursed metal arm, and a bloody fleshy fist. Joseph was in there. The other monster was waiting for him inside this hard carapace. This was a test, clearly. A challenge. Like a squirrel cracking a hard nut, Max would not give up!

The sparks and jolts of purple and violet jolting down his arm peaked at his fists, and he doubled his efforts. The strikes were relentless and fast, as brutal as they would be should they be striking flesh and bone.

BANG-BANG!

BANG-BANG!

BANG-BANG!

BANG-BANG!

His fist struck, and immediately following them were bolts of glimmering indigo which struck again, just as hard. The small explosions would race out from the impact point, and then gently rain down, past Maximos obeying gravity.

Quote:

  • Black Crescendo -

A more trademark maneuver. Maximos is able to charge a length of black energy along his fist and arm. When a punch is delivered the energy is able to either race ahead echoing the punch striking first, or trigger once the fist has already connected exploding forward at the contact point. In either case on contact the effect is variant on the situation. The energy will rush forward adding a second force to the attack as if the opponent was struck twice in immediate succession. Or to even explode outwards from the impact point in a small concussive blast of pure force, enough to send weaker opponents soaring backwards, and cause stronger opponents off their footing. The strength of the attack varies depending on the amount of preparation time given.

65Sunstrike

Again Sunstrike was distracted, and again the board came round. This time, though....things were gonna be different. Eyes glaring he hit the wood with a loud CRACK! and more blood when his face impacted.

Only this time, the board split along the top of its holder, landed in his hand, which he then-

CHUCKED!!!!STRAIGHT!!! AT!!!! RYUGI'S!!!! HEAD!!!

"THE HELL DO YOU MEAN "FREELOADING" YOU BLOODY, HALF-ASSED DRAGON????!!!!"

ANGER!

Of course, the board would hit his comrade right after the next question was answered, it'd be pointless knocking someone out midanswer. Sun had never freeloaded in his life! He was a little sleepy, and yes, at times, a little drunk before, but he never EVER freeloaded. That really was Silvers job....Captains perogative.

Then the lights started to go, and one by one, Sun started to realize that things were going to start getting out of hand, very....very soon. Would they all be able to settle if Max just killed the irritable man in the box?

No....the other two wouldn't exactly appreciate it.

He hoped JB's robots could stand up to what was coming next, else all of them were going to be in a lot of trouble.....

"GOOD EVENING_"

"Awww s**t..."

66Sutiiven

This game was spinning out of control.

Ryu and Sun feigned the ability to not focus on the devastation before them. Were Stephen not so enraptured with it he might have been offended. But be it sheer naivety or innocence, the man couldn't pull himself away from the monster within Max having been unleashed.

Why? Where the hell did this come from? Was this all really worth the man losing control over everything? He could probably take the entire studio down on top of them all, and no one really seemed to care. Stephen was not a man afraid of death, but for one of such high standards to unleash oblivion on a building filled with those not involved... yeah, it was kind of a terrifying thought.

It just made him so... ********... ANGRY.

"GrrraaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

CRACK!

Stephen punched the board hard, causing it to snap off of it's holder and go flying off in the opposite direction. He didn't give a damn if he wasn't going to bust it with his face, its not like the points mattered now anyway. After wards he slammed his hand down onto the edge of the podium and gripped it tightly, trying to push out the pain of such a stupid stupid move.

Dammit... why was this happening? Max shouldn't be pushed to this point in a stupid tournament. This was life or death instinct he was acting on. He was giving up everything that made him HIM. The charm, the relaxed attitude, the intellect - all being tossed aside because of some damned robots.

And so he watched. Entranced in the horror before him. The darkness that should have never had to come out. The sacrifice that was made for no good reason. Meanwhile people everywhere would be cheering on in bloodlust, not caring that everything Stephen had known about the man was being blown to kingdom come in one fell swoop.

The power was intoxicating... it truly was. But the madness... dear god the madness... Why? WHY?! WHY?! WHY DAMMIT WHY?!

67Ryugi Kazamaru

Bonk...twitch

Calmly, nonchalantly...

Do not focus your anger on me. You did not participate in the finals that year. Mr. Alexander managed to get in one strike before the end of the round, and thus, participated, if even a small part.

As you were the only member of the team that did NOT participate in the finals in any way, you were the logical choice from my perspective.

If Mr. Alexander had NOT participated in the Finals, I would have chosen him for my answer. "Freeloading" was used as the qualifying word by Mr. Brown, thus, "freeloading" was the word I answered with.

A pause. A turn. An eyebrow raised.

...Half-assed?

68Joseph Brown

"Infighting. Looks like we're going to appeal to reality TV viewership too. This pilot is going to be a smash." Joseph only looked half impressed at the board throwing, "Keep this up and we'll be primetime in no time."

Sunstrike would break the board and get the points, Stephen would not get the points.

"Anyway, Ryugi is correct, so 10 000 points go his way. Anyway on to the next..." And then the whole booth started shaking, "Crap, crap, go to comercial."

Comercial break across the screens!

While the distraction was playing Joseph looked to the monitors and rapidly began to press buttons. He could see Maximos pounding on the bottom of the booth, he could feel it too. He had confidence that Maximos would break before the booth, but no need to take any risks. While the competitors were busy with each other Joseph took to the controls. He pushed buttons, brought up arrays, pulled a few levers and crunched a few numbers. He stepped inside the robot Maximos to make certain of his own safety. Strangely enough both eliminator and eliminatee had stepped into the same boat. They were outside the combatants, screaming controls and hoping for the best. Knowing that if they couldn't harness their respective pupetes they'd be waking up in quite a bit of pain. Well, Joseph wouldn't, but he had his own reasons for giving his all.

Still there would always be input delay even in the most effective magical or technological method of control. Joseph could run as much as he could from the booth, and Maximos could pull as much as he could from the mind, but they were not right there in the moment. Thankfuly, Joseph had designed the robots to be able to act on their own. In fact it was why he had picked MaxiMarkII. Not because he wanted to poke the lion, not for psychological purposes, but because the real Maximos was moving quickly, erratically, and was in general all over the place. The fake Maximos just had the best targeting system.

On one of Joseph's button pushes the side of the robots head opened up and an array slid out. Quickly it folded over twice and snapped down and fastened over the robot's right eye with a mechanical drilling sound. There was one glowing white lens, moving in and out in zoom as it adjusted to being active, there was also one smaller glowing red lens slightly out of the way. From these the robot got the normal visual data from its left eye, but also a series of information, imaging, predictions, energy readings, and movement tracking streaming from the array.

The robot watched Maximos fall, it knew the velocity, the trajectory, and the effect on his vitals via thermal imagery. The eye also highlighted where every visible drop of that black goop fell.

The robot however did not move. It watched, it could see the monster about to throw something.

"LOCKING ON_

The eye focused in on Maximos and in Joseph's monior a target would appear around him.

"PRIMARY TARGET_"

The eye then focused it's targeting reticule on the makeshift javelin.

"SECONDARY TARGET_

And then the scrap left Maximos' hand and at the same moment two large panels popped out of his back where a normal human would have their shoulder blades. The whole thing was so sudden that it caused the tails of his coat to flare out. Then they slid up so they would peek over the robots shoulders. The monster, perhaps even the gentleman, wouldn't recognize these strange new appendages. Perhaps someone in the audience would recognize them as missile racks.

The robot didn't move a mechanical muscle as smoke billowed out from behind the racks, and small jet black objects fired out of the pods at max speed. There were a good six of them, and they each had a tiny sharklike smile painted on their cones. They spiralled through the air, tiny chips directing their paths to where the eye instructed the cluster.

The first veered off toward the javelin, exploding near but not normally where one would target. Not to mention it seemed the missile just popped, and left a disturbance rippling through the air. However it caused the metal scrap to divert off course, the somewhat controlled path it had spinning changing to a wild spin. It clattered far off course missing the robot.

The other four spun and spiralled around each other as they made their way at rapid speeds toward Maximos. And then when they looked like they were about to enter a decent range, the five of them changed course drastically. It looked like every one of them would miss the monster very obviously. And strangely enough they did, each one would come near only to explode early, or go off-side and explode. All Maximos would feel was being bathed in a very strange energy as the air around him made only slight adjustments.

This was of course exactly what the robot wanted.

You see, those missiles were not your regular explodey hurty killy type of projectile. Instead they were one shot electromagnetic generators, a byproduct of EMP research that seemed to have no practical purpose. The first had just highly concentrated itself so it could draw the metal projectile off course. The other five had spread their fields so wide that they wouldn't directly attrack anything alone. However five combined could imbue some of their power to an unwitting donor.

Maximos now carried a very strong positive charge concentrated in his upper body.

The black goop carried a very strong negative charge.

The sticky black substance that had been spread all around begun to creep across the floor toward Maximos, a shadow moving across the ground that was not a shadow at all. It would get in his way across the floor, and given the chance try to climb up his body to reach the stronger charge. Even worse, his metal arm probably carried stronger charge, get that thing anywhere near the goop would likely cause it to practically jump on the limb, sticky substance reducing poor mobility even worse.

There was the darkness enclosing Maximos, the synthetic shadows crawling forward to meet him. It would attempt to bind him, cement him in one place, pacify him, let him struggle to the rage ran out. A gentlemanly answer to a violent problem.

Still it didn't kill the irony of the situation.

The missile racks folded back into the replica, and the thing stared him down with one black pool and one glowing white lens. It raised a single fist and briefly held it in the air.

"AND" It spoke in that monotone and imitative voice, "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT NOW"

The screen flashed back to Joseph whom had somehow acquired a prop broom he was banging on the floor.

"And stay quiet down the..." He turned to mug the camera and gave a cheesy smile, "I didn't see you come back. Just having a little trouble with the downstairs neighbour. You're looking for the next question right?"

"Interestingly enough, after the Glacier dynasty reigning champions rarely stay together. Can you name the four teams where a member or two are previous HoH number ones?"

Maximos: 100, 000

Ryugi: 84, 000

Sunstrike: 58,000

Stephen: 59, 700

Eclipse: 304, 700

Joseph: 1, 006, 000

Points Collected:

x4

Ryugi: 15000

Sunstrike: 0

Stephen: 0

69Ryugi Kazamaru

BZZZZZZZT!!!

Eclipse has Sunstrike, formerly of Team Glacier.

Team Honestly, Nice Guys has Ebris Dhifi, formerly of Team Bloody Pandas.

Team Frozen Flame from Heaven or Hell 2008 had Silver Alexander and Sunstrike, both former members of Team Glacier.

And Team Fracture from Heaven or Hell 2008 had Vahn Fah, former member of Team Glacier.

70Joseph Brown

"Completely correct." Joseph paused dryly, "Again. 20000 points. Hey, other two? Do you want people to look back on team Eclipse and say "Well, Ryugi just wanted it more", do you? Because he just snatched the lead away."

Joseph straightened up a bit.

"Vehicles vehicles vehicles. Some stages just have to MOVE. So give me at least five different arenas that were actually vehicles."

Maximos: 100, 000

Ryugi: 104, 000

Sunstrike: 58,000

Stephen: 59, 700

Eclipse: 324, 700

Joseph: 1, 006, 000

Points Collected:

x6

Ryugi: 35000

Sunstrike: 0

Stephen: 0

71Ryugi Kazamaru

BZZZZZZT!!!

The Train Cart Stage and its various likenesses...

The Heaven or Hell Blimp.

The Blazestar Empire Cargo Carrier.

The Creation Industries Tanker Ship.

And Route Heaven or Hell, which was actually two vehicles chained together.

72HonoRaven

Raven was really starting to dislike that Mr. Brown fellow and especially his robots... Although his sense of humor was as twisted as her own she had to say that as an eliminator he was annoyingly out of reach of the contestants... an that was just not fair, but then no one ever said that anything about life was fair.

"Ha, I actually knew the answer to that last one! He must be running out of good questions!" smilies/icon_xp.gif That comment was likely for the fellow beside her, but who could really tell since she had not taken her eyes off Maximos in quite some time now....She needed to figure out how the hell to get him to calm down when this was all over smilies/icon_sweatdrop.gif

73Maximos

Several Hours Later :

A tall navy blue haired man wreaking of bath soap, astringent and medical gauze sat on a plush black couch across from a huge television screen. His right sleeve hung empty at his side. Maximos did not understand what a television was, or how it worked. But Lucind had taught him how to put the odd magic disc in the slot and press the button.

Right now, the images flashing on the screen were of a large black man and junk in a backyard.

Right now, he was cringing as black goo came slithering toward the him on screen.

"AND" MaxiMarkII spoke in that monotone and imitative voice, "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT NOW"

The room fell completely silent. Silent as death.

Everything stood still, even the screen thanks to a finger push.

The silence was broken by the sound of his left hand smacking his face so hard it echoed. This was an epic face palm.

And Max looked like he was about to cry, until he broke in laughter so loud, and so hard that it woke people on the floor below and above him, and echoed out into the courtyard below.

Only when his sides and cheeks burned so hard, that he could barely draw another breath did the laughter slow into a rolling chuckle, and through heaves for air, and while rubbing tears from his eyes with his good arm, Max said.

Very much--Hehehahaha.

Chuckles broke up his sentence.

Very much, Mr. Brown.


Meanwhile:

In the present, the current Maximos hadnt the mind set or time to relax.

He was moving.

Maximos moved fluidly, naturally. His right arm lashed forward, releasing the broken chunk of debris and then continued forward. His upper body followed the arms lead. His legs bent, his body suddenly looked awkward. Halfway between stretching and preparing to jump. With a metal on metal screech and snap five bladed fingers stabbed into the flooring seizing a tight grip.

Then, all at once the arm ripped backwards, the flooring clenched and gave slightly and Maximos used the limbs superhuman strength to launch him forward incredibly fast. But there was nothing haphazard about this leap. Maximos' right arm moved between his legs, as his legs bent and moved upward, his knees almost touching his shoulders. His right hand hung low, with knuckles occasionally scraping the ground letting off black sparks.

Maximos was known for his speed. Running, dodging, ducking, it stood to reason he had powerful legs. In one powerful motion both feet hit the ground. His entire body rolled into the impact, his weight quickly rolling along both ankles from heel to toe before he kicked off like a powerful spring board launching forward again, his top half leading, and his right arm moving forward with claws extended to steal another grip in the ground and launch again. And then repeat. Over, and over.

This entire motion seemed awkward until one really looked at it and realized there was an insanely natural rhythm to it all. It worked, as if this was how it was supposed to work. As if, for moment, this sort of bounding fight Maximos far better than walking or running on two legs ever had. With closer inspection, his left arm was just trailing out behind him as if it had no function...useless. And when his feet hit the ground it seemed that if, if they only had some sort of grip or claw to them, he could bound even faster. Infact the motion of his stride seemed built to put weight on a set of claws, that would not give but carry. His legs bent as normal human legs should, back, but after a few jumps it almost looked they started to infact bend against the joint and forward, but were forced back before any real angle was changed. But one could imagine that if they bent the other way, forward, and he was to spring board off of them, that second leap would be just as powerful as his arms pull.

It would be very difficult for anyone watching this not to be preturbed by how a Gentleman, possible one of the most human individual, or most socially acceptable, could also be so naturally primal. For a sight never seen and arguably never practiced Maximos moved so very easily. Monstrous. He was smiling! Perhaps even Stephen might question if Maximos was pushing himself now, or when he was serving tea and acting formal? What was he?

He was charging. He was bolting across the ring fast, very fast, increasingly fast and infact seemed to be gaining on his own projectile!

But something was off. Really only those with good eyes or good camera views would see it. Maximos' face was pale, though spattered with red and black and with his hair navy blue matted down haphazardly. The still fresh blood and blackness ran streaks across his cheeks as he sped forward. That was normal. What was not normal were the black veins that could be seen seeping up from the turtle neck of bandage he wore. They crept up just over his jaw line and began to crawl into his cheeks. At the same time, Maximos was grinning. His smile was wide, and revealed his gray and black and tan stained sharp, elongated teeth, but even as he smiled, two black lines could be seen stretching out from either edge of his mouth, and slowly, yet steady, the edges of his mouth seemed to be tearing wider to match the lines. A gray black tongue escaped his lips, and stretched upwards licking away a line of his own blood from the space on his brow between his eyes before said blood rolled into either black orb.

Now the jagged black veins were half way across his cheeks, and matching veins were visible descending from his hairline, and side burns. They made his skin seem even paler, almost gray. Suddenly, there was a pulse of violet which traced across the dormant runic pattern in his bandages. The black veins stopped, and retreated leaving only bits of themselves peeking up over his collar. His mouth seemed to shrink the inch back to normal width, leaving the black lines to like tattoos on his face. Pale flesh tone returned to his skin. Something wasnt right. Or something was more right than anyone expected or knew.

This monster did not know, but if systems were in place, perhaps the Gentleman did. But not this metal monstrosity.

What everyone did know, was that MaxiMarkII had just fired a volley of missiles. As expected Monster Max did not know what missiles were. But he knew he did not like them. Just mere second before he craned his left arm out in mid air, reaching for his own tossed metal projectile, with a desire to use it to smack the others away...it was struck.

There was a boom. But no boom. Only the metal was stolen from his grasp, Maximos' feet slammed on the ground and he vaulted forward again. The attack was inert. It did not. Monster Max was laughing now, dark guttural, mocking belly laughs. It was like a Hyena, if Hyena's were spawned straight out of nightmares and had voices that echoed and warped and doubled on themselves as they ripped through and came back through naturally occurring shadows.

Another set of useless attacks was coming. He was ready, his claw hit the ground and Maximos broke stride. The limb jerked him forward, but instead of riding over his arm, his head tucked down, legs moved over head and he flipped. He was now soaring feet forward toward a set of missiles, with absolutely every intention of launching a series of kicks and then a slash to knock three of them aside while he grappled the fourth when...They veered off.

For a moment, the simpleness of animals mind overtook him. The warm feeling that washed over him was almost soothing. Not threatening. Like most people who fight the Gentleman Max, he had no clue what was going. Not until it was too late.

His feet hit the ground, rolled forward and kicked off in another bound. But this time something was wrong. He barely managed to launch forward as long black lengths of tar were attached to his foot and the ground. They did not break, but true to goo, they stretched. He tried his best to ignore it, to focus on the metal man in front of him. His arm hit the ground and launched. Barely. Just barely did it manage a take off as several more lengths of goo had not only found his feet, but now his cursed right arm. His left moved to smack the stuff away but only found itself just as ensnared. Feet came next, and with a set of wet smacks two boots found the ground and large gooey puddles that were already rising to meet him. With two squishy stomps he landed and moved to rebound again.

Max moved five, possibly six feet before being immediately tugged back to the ground. It was his arms turn, and it hit the ground first and was engulfed. His bladed hand was now a messy rake of crawling ichor. The slimy stuff which had already coated him was beginning to crawl across his chest.

Willpower was one thing, pain another. But those bandages could make Max move as fast and strong as he actually was. He dropped to his knees and began to thrash. Roars, growls, and a plethora of vicious animalistic noises poured from his fanged mouth. His limbs jerked left and right with all the strength they could muster, but the pool of ooze was beginning to center on him. Just as the amount clinging to him was growing, the size of the pool was in grew.

In moments, the sound of thrashes and lion-esque roars were being muffled. Max's thrashings were little more than growing and falling lumps in the goo. Then it was unclear as to whether or not Max was even moving. The black substance had gathered so closely that the puddle was so deep Max was no longer visible. Was he still thrashing for his life beneath all of that? Everything seemed so still.

Wrrrrrrrrglrglrlg.

The sound was not loud, it was piercing. It sounded like a bad fishing boat motor. It was audible in the same way a high pitch yodel can pierce through a ground shaking bass line, though the sound in and of itself had a certain bass to it.

Wrglglrrrggrrrrrggrrrrr.

Then it became louder. More piercing. It cut through the ooze even though nothing was stirring. It had sounded almost like a child screaming at the top of his lungs, and hiccuping at random intervals. The ooze was still completely still. And then...

Wwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrriiiiiiiii!

It was suddenly every high pitch beep you've ever heard, and never wanted to. For anyone with ears, this was kind of painful. For anyone with super human hearing, there was a good chance their ears were crying red blood right now. It felt as if it lasted an eternity, despite lasting only a few seconds. And when it felt like it could not get any worse, there was a single ripple in the black goo, and it vanished.

Silence.

The silence was even more deafening in the wake of that atrocious screech. There might even be a hollow buzz in the ear drums of some. And then.

FFWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

There were bullets. There were missiles. There were rockets. But this, this was a cannon ball. Maximum charge for these things blast the wearer from 0 to 75mph in 2.23 (repeating of course) seconds. Or some other similar mathematical calculation that did not come to Maximos' mind at the moment. This was breakneck speed. Literally. One breaks their neck, spine, legs, and enters a general state of disrepair that not even bandages can hold together. A man simply cannot hold himself in a straight line under these sort of G's. But...thankfully for Maximos, he didnt have to.

Veins and lines, and ropes of black stuff reached upwards, while more still splattered out in all directions as one sphere of black burst from the pool like a jumbo, wet cannon ball with lashes of sticky stuff oozing off of it and two feet from the ankle down poking out of it.

Maximos was covered in a sphere of black goo. This goo was centered around his chest, where his vital organs and spine and such were, and were now safely being protected. The problem here being, that Maximos' head was still covered in black. Granted, as he sped forward inertia would probably pull the ooze as it was centered on his chest not his face and let his head poke through. But by that time he could have missed his shot.

And make no mistake, this was a shot.

Of course to shoot, one must aim. And to aim, one must see. And well, Maximos had alot of ways to see the world.

Quote:

  • Soul Sight - Animus Os - The ability to see the spirit.
  • Magic Sight - Arcanus Os - The ability to see magic.

-Taught by HonoRaven-

  • Thermal Vision - A minor vision, much like any pair of thermal goggles.
  • Eagle Vision - A minor vision granting Maximos' right eye the ability to zoom in up to 50 yards away.
  • Blood Vision - A minor vision granting Maximos' right eye the ability to vaguely see the circulatory system of a subject.

-All three of the above taught by Cristopher Reinhart-

[Profile edited to cut the unnecessary.]

74Sutiiven

He couldn't watch any more.

He couldn't take the horror any longer.

He looked away and tried to pull himself back together.

Sun could have his bruised ego.

Brown could have his stupid game show.

Ryu could rack up all the damn points he wanted.

Max could turn himself into a dirty stain on the wall for all he ******** cared.

He just wanted the round to be over.

He wanted no part of this atrocity any longer.

75Sunstrike

Something warm landed on Stephen's head, and then ruffled lightly.

"Don't let your head run away with your shock, boyo. We cope as best we can."

Sunstrike had leaned way over to pat Sutii on the top of the head, and whether he turned to look at the salamander or no, Sun's eyes would be calm with a gleam of humor.

"Max is giving his all against creatures that are no doubt disturbing as hell at face level. Isn't it fair for us to do the same despite how we feel? Lets try and get some answers down and get him the hell out of his nightmare."

There was no accusation, no outcry of weakness or of backing down due to fear, just simple, straightforward logic in the face of all the questions that were storming through Sutiiven's head. They were a team, and despite how Sun and Ryugi acted in the sidelines, it was just a way of coping with the exact same feelings that Stephen was.

"Besides....if you start to look any more depressed....they're gonna hire you out as a blond mop." Pause. "A short one."

And there it was, the punchline.

Inside Sunstrike was screaming run and stay with the same breath, every desire for death that he ever had was epitomized with every action Maximos took, and every desire for life said that now was not the time to start writing out a will.

So he knew what he'd do, if it came straight down to one on one.

And with that in mind he could afford to watch the skill and the precision of a beast at work without a wince, without a blink. Sun had had his time for screaming, for pleading, for panic. He'd not been in any different boat then what Stephen now found himself in, and he'd come out on the other side. Maybe a better person for it, maybe not.

"Y'hear that, half assed dragon? If we can't get you a gargoyle job at the Stadium, you could use blond mop here and take over my job as janitor."

76Joseph Brown

"Is anyone else watching this?" Joseph burst forward with mock enthuisam, "This Kazamaru kid is on fire! Listen up kid, after this we'll meet for coffee and pie and discuss endorsements. We'll have a robot in every house by fourth quarter ought nine."

Joseph took a long drink.

"So 30000 points for the dragon, and let's check back up on our fighters."

There was Maximos flying through the air, a bullet, no a cannonball. The Goop adhered to him, sticking in place like the very apt comparison of a magnet. It turned him into a very literal cannonball the jelly like substance sticking to his flesh and bandages , covering every inch of him, and ironically protecting him from harm. It is always beautiful when you use your enemy's weapon against them. But there's always a danger in this.

The robot took a low combat hand and cocked back its fist all the way.

The eye, MaxiMarkII's eye couldn't see everything Maximos' could. They shared thermal, but vitals could only be estimated from medical cross references, and magic was completely foreign. However it could see things Maximos' could not. Accurate measures of velocity and acceleration, estimates of time until impact, up to the minute information that allowed it to react as fast as possible, and most importantly: Polarity.

The replicas top hat was twisting. Making a continuing circle as it unlocked from the brim, then with a mechanical his it began to rise up. Revealed under the hat was a spinning, glowing, and sparking generator now being kicked into overdrive. That thing began to spread energy through the robot itself as well as in a field around it. The monster would feel the goop rebel, wanting to go the opposite direction away from its like, but it would be too clung to Maximos and unable to overcome the raw inertial force of the cannonball.

That generator sparked and spun and began to concentrate a hell of a lot of negative force into the Robot's fist it had cocked back. Charging up something rather big.

"MAXI_"

The real Maximos only zoomed closer and the robot had ceased to move out of the way. The moment of impact was imminent and the replica began to throw its punch. What could a straight possibly do against the human cannonball? Well, depends on how assisted that punch was. All that negative collected polarity focused around the fist moved forward. In between the Monster's outstretched arms, the negativly charged goop covering them pushing them violently away. The fist came forward, the projectile came forward and the two were destined to meet. Layers and layers of goop was now covering his face, giving him somewhat of a protective shield. However it had nowhere to go once that same charged fist came darngerous close, so it did what it had to to get out of the way.

The goop parted like the goddamn red sea.

And for one moment, one quiet, silent moment, everything in time hung still. That moment metal fist touched face turned projectile. Nothing moved, as these two forces were about to go to battle.

"PUNCH_"

The fist upon impact released a huge forward blasting wave of intense negative charge. Maximos would feel every bit off the goop pulling him in the wrong direction, this time with so much gusto it couldn't help but make the world spin. The outsiders would see all the goop on Maximos briefly pull on him before every last drop ballooned out behind him like some sort of whiplash parachute stopping his insane acceleration. Likely Maximos would tumble back a few feet, however even that was up to debate with the monster in charge.

Things didn't look good for the robot either. Once that moment hung in the air ended there was a loud bending and breaking sound as all Maximos' energy transfered down the robot's arm. It practically exploded into bolts, scraps, and bands as it buckled in on itself from the sheer force. The power of it all took the robot off its feet and sent it careening back a good few feet in the opposite direction.

And that children, is how the gods punch each other in the face.

Somehow though there was something more alike between the robot and monster than likeness. The robot tumbled for a good bit before comming to a stop. From there it began to slowly rise to its feet, and from rising to its feet it began to take a stance. The top hat locked back into normal positioning, and it raised it's metal dukes. Well it raised one, the other was buckled, sparking mess of detached tubes leaking black liquid. But it raised that one too.

"Ah!" Joseph sound highly entertained, "This is getting great! Imagine what we can do with all this."

He seemed to be speaking to no one in particular as he looked into the monitor at the fight, but he soon turned his head to look at the three at the booths. Angry. Comforting. Frightened. Hungry. The moods of team Eclipse.

"Question, yes?" Joseph began as usual, "The third question on third place. In the only actual third place match where both teams showed up, that's in 2007 for those who didn't pay attention to the last question, there were a couple of good fights. Tell me each of the fighter matchups in this third place, but not rate, brawl."

Maximos: 100, 000

Ryugi: 134, 000

Sunstrike: 58,000

Stephen: 59, 700

Eclipse: 354, 700

Joseph: 1, 006, 000

Points Collected:

x8

Ryugi: 65000

Sunstrike: 0

Stephen: 0

77Ryugi Kazamaru

BZZZZZZZZT!!

Joshua vs Flare Sithfallen.

Tzenidaar vs Athan Cole + Owle Isohos

78Joseph Brown

"Correct again." Joseph gave a little grunt, "I hope you're not this fast on the draw in everything you do. You know lik... What the hell are those?"

Joseph was pointing on a fluttering large assembly of fabric falling down from the rafters. Sure they were blasted sky high, but in spite of how long they took to get to the ground it was a miracle they survived the explosion. And only a little singed to boot! Still there was no surprise if you consider the design they were based on. Finishing their journey they fell right on Ryugi's head, a leg covering each of his eyes.

ACQUIRED:

Robot Kazamaru's Pants

"So, the next question." Joseph shuffled his papers dramatically, even though he had never once had papers before and they were obviously props, "Team Lu-Bu, or as we've established B-lar-gh, are HoH staples. Can you list the ever changing roster in order of frequency of appearance?"

Maximos: 100, 000

Ryugi: 174, 000

Sunstrike: 58,000

Stephen: 59, 700

Eclipse: 394, 700

Joseph: 1, 006, 000

Points Collected:

x10

Ryugi: 105, 000

Sunstrike: 0

Stephen: 0

79Ryugi Kazamaru

Ryugi blinked and simply stood there for a moment before he realized that something had fallen over his face. When he pulled it off and stared, he couldn't help but laugh. They were Robot Kazamaru's Pants. He shoved them into his coat and chukled.

Of all the things to get BACK in Heaven or Hell, he never imagined it'd be a pair of pants to replace the one that he'd lost to Joshua in 2007.

TAKE THAT CAUSALITY!! smilies/icon_scream.gif

But enough stalling. He had a question to answer!

BZZZZZZZT!!!

Sieg Ecstuffuan

Peppa G. Clause

Kichiro Kitsune/Oda

Minute Springs

Lenne Misao

Athena

Ryu Versher

Tres Ecstufuan

Damon Alexandr

Darious Kaiq

Sagara Saya

80Joseph Brown

It seems Ryugi was on fire.

"Another correct answer from the dragon, so let's give him a big hand and 40000 points." Joseph golf-clapped while the fake applause came up, "But still, we may as well just get right to the next question."

"While I have no plans to join them, some Eliminators have fallen in battle. Can you name at least three?"

Maximos: 100, 000

Ryugi: 214, 000

Sunstrike: 58,000

Stephen: 59, 700

Eclipse: 434, 700

Joseph: 1, 006, 000

Points Collected:

x12

Ryugi: 145, 000

Sunstrike: 0

Stephen: 0

81Ryugi Kazamaru

BZZZZZZT!!!

The Eliminator Tzenidaar fell to me in Heaven or Hell 2008.

The Eliminator IRONM- cough Gamma, fell to Joshua in Heaven or Hell 2007.

And the Eliminator called Leia was scored to have lost her Elimination Round in Heaven or Hell 2007.

82Joseph Brown

Sometimes you just had to lean back in your chair and fold your hands. Every good businessman tied up in far too supernatural events had to do this once in a while. It let everyone know that despite all the chaos around you were still the one in charge.

"What was that? Was that the sound of tiny hearts breaking?" Joseph put his hand up to his ear as if he was listening for something, "Yes, all the orphans who were depending on Ryugi answering that correctly are heartbroken because that was not the right answer."

"The question was what eliminators fell in battle, not simply lost. Thus Leia's loss by decision does not count in this case."

The screens flashed up with scenes. First of the overpowing attack that seemed to crumple Tzen like paper.

"You were right on the first part, Tzenidaar clearly fell in battle."

And then an image of Gamma getting MINDFISTED.

"And then Gamma not only got knocked out, but also somehow got further deranged."

Then it cut to the dank hallways of the labyrinth, and Rage's final attack against Shouyin being supported by Athan and encouraged by Vahn.

"However, the last answer I was looking for was Shouyin Velvel, taken down by team Fracture in 2008."

"Sorry about that." He said this with a self satisfied smirk and head nod, "But looks like I get half of those points and you have to get back to work on building that modifier up. Good thing I have another question!"

"Let's stick to those eliminator matches. 2008's arenas were all vaugley connected, so let's say you start at the labyrinth that Shouyin lost in, what are the arenas you'd have to walk through to get to a ruined chapel?"

Maximos: 100, 000

Ryugi: 214, 000

Sunstrike: 58,000

Stephen: 59, 700

Eclipse: 434, 700

Joseph: 1, 036, 000

Points Collected:

x0

Ryugi: 145, 000

Sunstrike: 0

Stephen: 0

83HonoRaven

A robot in the audience was suddenly setting off sparks, it's head hanging by a few desperate cables, and one very bent screw, later inspection would reveal the imprint of a small boot in the back of the metallic head....the lady in the row directly behind the now damaged automaton was blushing slightly behind her fan.

"Oops..." smilies/icon_sweatdrop.gif Temper, temper.... Raven was just glad that most of the audience wasn't actually alive, because kicking someone in the back of the head because the team you were cheering for just make a mistake, was very bad form, very bad form.... smilies/icon_redface.gif

84Sunstrike

Sunstrike's hand hit the buzzer. Black rained down on all the visual screens like some great ink monster had sneezed.

"That's vague as hell, Joseph. One of the places had little or nothing to do with the three. Best connection the brochure gave us was that they were all connected by some Gods awful ruin...."

Sun looked up at him ironically.

"You sure you're not feeling a little vague yourself? I heard a few slurs in there....right, well, if we're going by the little snippets, you'd start at the Labyrinth, being underneath the ruins which the Graveyard was, and then reach the chapel at the Gates of Hell."

It was a guess, sure enough, but by now Sunstrike was debating how his odds would stand up against Ryugi, and whether Stephen would be an acceptable loss in the course of such a mercy killing.

85Maximos

The world was speeding by too fast to be recognized.

Everything was purple and orange, and red, and yellows and then some dark blues and greens. Then the next moment there were lines everywhere, and floaty ghosty orb shapes each a rainbow of different colors at the same time. A glow caught his attention, and his vision zoomed in. The out, then in again at the next most sparkly object.

Whichever vision or combination of visions he used were simply not what he was used to, nor had the frame of mind to truly focus on. So to be put on fast forward was to lose him entirely. The only thing that came through clear, was a thermal vision of a metaphysical version of MaxiMarkII, this involved a hollowed out area, with man shaped splotches of color. But it was enough.

The trick about these fake shadows, was that they bred real ones. So very enclosed and surrounded, there was complete blackness. Maximos' breath was hot against his face, and with each breath he pushed out a small bubble of shadow. He felt enclosed and yet at the same time embraced by darkness. He saw almost nothing, heard nothing but the rumble of his boots.

The monster would feel the goop rebel, wanting to go the opposite direction away from its like, but it would be too clung to Maximos and unable to overcome the raw inertial force of the cannonball. On the inside

Max would feel almost as if he had impacted something as suddenly a wave was washing over him and pushing everything back, against his flight. He could feel through the goop attached to him and attempting to ripple away.

"MAXI_"

It said something. But the ooze was so thick it nearly entirely blocked it out. Now the black goo seemed almost intent on betraying him. It fought his movements as it attempted to move back. He took a breath, only to receive a mouth full of gook. His lips squeezed shut, his jaw held a firm line as he did his best to hold his breath for the seconds that followed.

The real Maximos only zoomed closer and the robot had ceased to move out of the way. The moment of impact was imminent and Maximos clenched his right hand into a tight ball. It was his lance, his spearhead. The fist came forward, Max came forward and the two were destined to meet. Layers and layers of goop was now covering his face, giving him somewhat of a protective shield. However it had nowhere to go once that same charged fist came darngerous close, so it did what it had to to get out of the way.

The goop parted like the goddamn red sea.

Suddenly, there was a sharp and ever expanding pin p***k of unexpected light. Max's face was free. He could feel fresh air, though he could only see blinding white as his eyes adjusted. Now he was taking long gasps, though no one would really be able to tell if it was because of how long he had been holding his breath or because his eyes cleared of the glare could see there was a large mechanical fist, moving unstoppably, for his face. Even an animal could tell what was going to happen next.

His fist in turn was lashing outwards, fingers balled tight, leading his charge. Because Nocturne damnit he wasnt going down alone. His teeth gritted, and his eyes locked on the inevitable metal wall of digits filling the scope of his vision. Max's head turned as knuckles found his cheek. He could feel his jaw bone twisting against cartilage. His eyes slanted, a growl on his lips, rising up his throat. His right hand balled into a fist reaching out for the robot's...wherever he could hit.

And for one moment, one quiet, silent moment, everything in time hung still. That moment metal fist touched face turned face. Nothing moved, as these two forces were about to go to battle.

From fast forward to freeze frame. Maximos was in a Superman-esque pose, his right arm craning forward. His left beneath him and both feet out behind him as he looked fully prepared to power forward. His boots no longer had motion to their glow, instead they were shimmering like glitter paper in the stillness. Large and small globs of black hanging in mid air like frozen rain. Each one was rendered spherical by the speed and force of their retreats. They dotted the ring like eyes, a thousand pupil-less spectators viewing a moment stolen from time. MaxiMarkII stood strong, and tall, his coat tails blowing dramatically, Max would certainly approve. Against impossible force, it presented sheer will and calculated precision against raw, instinct and force.

The moment seemed to drag on as an agonizing eternity. The burning stabbing pain in Maximos' jaw muscle and bone as it was stretched to its limit was all he could hear, and feel. Until...

"PUNCH_"

CRAK!

As if to punctuate the punch, Maximos' jaw gave. Teeth shattered spewing forth chunks and chips from his mouth like gray, tan, and red broken glass.

The two flew off at exactly the same time. Two streaks of black from one resounding impact point. The smack so loud it reverberated off the steel rafters.

Max did not just simply fly straight back. His body jerked forward as his head was jerked back. No, he was sent tumbling through the air, like a gymnast when everything goes wrong. His head swung back spewing red streams, his legs flew up over his field of vision. Blinding white pain shot across his skull as his head impacted the cold hard ground and scraped along it before being heft up, and over in ragdoll cartwheels.

Somehow though there was something more alike between the robot and monster than likeness. Just as they had flown together in two twin black streaks, and tumbled and rolled, they both managed to come to a stop together just about equally apart.

Maximos' head was screaming. He could feel the cold floor in contrast to the warm throb that pulsed from his cheek across his entire face, he felt red outside of his mouth dripping down his jawline. His entire mouth tasted of iron and was entirely full. He swallowed and immediately winced as jagged bits of bone, and tooth ran sharp lines down his esophagus. He tried to spread his lips to breath but found that moving his mouth was entirely impossible. It wasnt a matter of will. He could feel bits of bone rolling against each other, shredding already torn muscle tissue. He had no idea that one of those jagged bits had punctured through his left cheek and was visible as a pointy white protrusion outside of his face. MaxiMarkII did not remove his jaw, it unhinged it and then broke the hinge.

Damage assessment! Maximos scrambled his arms under him and pushed. For a moment, he looked like a puppy on tile flooring, slipping wildly as he tried to gain traction in the remnants of his black cannonball turned parachute, turned mess. Now as Maximos' head lift off the ground, gravity made its presence known in the form of a red hot searing pain across his entire face. His vision was blurry, a sign of any strong head impact. And his pupils....what pupils? He realized that his jaw was hanging open unevenly. It looked as if half of his mouth was opening to chew, and the other was closed. The actual jaw bone itself was straight, leaving his teeth at an odd jagged, unnatural angle.

Instinctively, his tongue slipped out to investigate the new shape of his mouth. It was crooked, and broken, and if he pushed at one side with his tongue to hard he could feel skin tearing and the jaw bouncing as if on a taught bungee cord. Lines of red spilled from the slack part of his lip, staining the floor with pinkish drool. He was a mess, and yet did not seem to be in the amount of pain he was. The burning, aches, and screams rushed to the fore and smacked against a solid wall barely chipping it. The skin under his eye twitched.

Then suddenly, his brow furrowed and he looked as if he might scream. His eyes snapped open wide, he threw his head back, his lips peeled up and he screamed. He roared. Breaths choked away by gasps of pain. His left hand came up clawing at the side of his face.

Ack-GCK-KRK! GRYAAAAAAAH!

Loud and hard and fierce, this was a scream of pain. And the reason why was made exceedingly clear as the stream of pink drool turned deep red. The broken and jagged bits of teeth that remained in his gums were being worked up, and of their own accord fell out of his mouth as fresh red stained teeth sliced a vicious path up in their place. Teeth rising from an already broken jaw hurt. It hurt alot.

It couldnt be that surprising though. Not to long ago his teeth had suddenly grew to this size. It was the same basic principal, though unfortunately it was completely unable to repair his jaw.

Instead, his left hand rose up and gripped his jaw like one might grip a door knocker. His wrist against his chin, and fingers slicing open against his own sharp teeth. Blood raced down either end of his mouth, over his lip, and down his fingers. Then in one quick motion he brought the jaw up, there were audible pops, and wet crunches. The pointy white bone ripped farther through the top of his cheek by his ear.

Soon black was seeing oozing down his lips. It dripped menacingly all the way down his chin to his neck, and then unnaturally reached outwards, soon the bottom half of Max's mouth was black, and drawing a line from ear to ear, across his bottom lip, splitting the color of his mouth. From the bottom lip down and across now was jet black as his coated in skin thin black latex vanishing into his collar. Max's jaw was being lightly held in place, and funny enough, in a sort of grin. He almost looked normal, save for the piece of bone poking out of his face.

Now he was standing, and looking straight ahead. And straight ahead as if cued by a force greater than his understanding, his double, his opposite in every way was rising back to his clunky metal feet. Eyes met, black and white into jet black. As if on opposite sides of a twisted mirror, his left hand rose and balled into a fist then his right rose. Or rather bent, not having the shoulder muscles to properly match the pose. Its talon-like fingers bent inwards.

There was a pause. A silence. A moment for each reflection to look at their reflection in the invisible mirror.

And then he was off. He ran this time, the distant not long enough to merit a full gallop. Deep violet sparks dripped from his eyes like supercharged tears and rolled down either arm. Then when he was close enough,with fist balled by his side he sent a right uppercut at the clockwork shadow's jaw with the strength needed to take it off of its feet. Rock'm Sock'm style.

An eye for an eye, all you do shall be visited upon you three fold.

Another Max would have used a quote like that.

86Sutiiven

Sunstrike Wrote:

Something warm landed on Stephen's head, and then ruffled lightly.

"Don't let your head run away with your shock, boyo. We cope as best we can."

"Max is giving his all against creatures that are no doubt disturbing as hell at face level. Isn't it fair for us to do the same despite how we feel? Lets try and get some answers down and get him the hell out of his nightmare."

Ah, Sun. Always seemed to have the right things to say in situations like this. The hair ruffle pulled Stephen out of it for a moment so that the words would actually stick. The man in red gave a weak smile: Sun was right, as hard as it was to pull himself together at this point. The man had the feeling he was gonna need quite a few stiff drinks between this round and the next.

Sunstrike Wrote:

"Besides....if you start to look any more depressed....they're gonna hire you out as a blond mop." Pause. "A short one."

"Y'hear that, half assed dragon? If we can't get you a gargoyle job at the Stadium, you could use blond mop here and take over my job as janitor."

...Short? SHORT?! SHORT?! WHO WAS HE CALLING SMALLER THAN AN INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE GRAIN OF RICE?! What th- That didn't even make SENSE! Stephen was at LEAST 5'10", maybe taller! (Admittedly he hadn't gotten measured in a fair while.) And the notion of being used like a mop by Ryu was just... SILLY! I mean, how would you even pull that OFF?

Distracting nonsensical inner dialogue for the win.

Sun did have all the right things to say!

87Eternal Dirge

" Hey shorty get your head in the game!" Damion yelled down at Stephen. If he had popcorn he'd have thrown it if he wasn't so sure he'd be shot or something to that effect.

88Sutiiven

Eternal Dirge Wrote:

" Hey shorty get your head in the game!" Damion yelled down at Stephen. If he had popcorn he'd have thrown it if he wasn't so sure he'd be shot or something to that effect.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A TINY LITTLE DUST SPECK?!"

What in the... more unrealistic short comments?! It made no sense!

Stephen was gonna get a complex at this rate!

"Sun, I swear to god if I start getting the nickname 'Shorty' I'm gonna bitchslap you to the dark side of Europa..." he said, trying his best to stifle the twin powers of sheer confusion and hysterical laughter.

89Joseph Brown

|"That's absolutely... Well correct." Joseph shrugged, "God knows where that labyrinth comes out, and its not like I asked for the shortest path. As long as you named the Labyrinth, some other crap and put Gates of Hell at the end, you'd be right."

Joseph tapped his temple.

"Miiiiiind games."

A targeting array constantly scanned real Maximos. Vitals, the robot needed to check his vitals. There was a delicate balance to this whole thing. The robot was not programmed to kill, no no no, that was an absolute no no. Manhandle the merchandise but never break it. Maximos' vitals however seemed to fail to reflect his actual state. For example, there is no way that, considering the calculations, someone in Maximos' state should be able to run up and punch the robot in its face right back. Computers were often wrong.

Unlike the first suckerpunch Max made this one was decimating. Metal bent and screws flew the air on impact, the robot actually lifted off the ground before impacting on the ground and stumbling back a few feet. It was twitching now with failing systems, it looked back at its opponent through its one eye. The lens was now cracked, and the way Maximos just bent the robots jaw locked it into place.

It was time for last chances.

The top hat popped open again and charged electricity this time, not charge.

The robot ran full tilt right back at Maximos, the real shadow wanted to close the distance? Fine. The robot would comply. The minute it got into range it began a combination of heavy blows, a far cry away from Maximos' own style. A underhand jab to the gut with its bad arm, then an attempt at a quick hook to the face with it's good arm, and then a second pound to the gut before the same bad arm rose up to try to uppercut Maximos in return. Funnly though, this sloppy style said nothing about the robot and everything about developers.

Features are often simplified or cut to have the product arrive on time. Real Maximos fist-fought with a style that was wholly his own, a delicate touch that hit pressure points and turned knees to jelly. To emulate this kind of precision in the clunky robot would frankly take too long and cost way too much money. Besides, why would you? There was a much more practical solution. With the hat active and pumping electricity each fist would turn into a nerve targeting, knee jellying, pulse threatening tazer.

So not only would Maximos feel the impact of those punches, he'd also have to face the voltage.

"Just to remind everyone, we're coming to the end of this round, so prepare to face the peril." He grinned, "So let's talk legacies. You only need to name one person who participated in every HoH. But for every extra I'll bump the multiplier up and extra point for the final question of the round."

Maximos: 100, 000

Ryugi: 214, 000

Sunstrike: 63,000

Stephen: 59, 700

Eclipse: 439, 700

Joseph: 1, 036, 000

Points Collected:

x2

Ryugi: 145, 000

Sunstrike: 5000

Stephen: 0

90Maximos

Even predators were allowed plans.

The funnel web spider weaves a perfect web inside a burrowed out hole and waits for the moment a hapless creature wanders too close to the rock or mushroom placed atop it. The Panther sits jet black and still in the bushes, camoflauged and silent waiting. Stalking. Plotting.

Maximos may have been an animal, he may have been lost to the human standards he held so dear. But he was not stupid. He could not, and would never be stupid.

Maximos fist crashed into the jaw of MaxiMarkII, he felt his wieght upon him and it drove him harder and stronger into what was to follow. There was a fervent desperation on his face. He wanted this. He needed this. It was time. The robot had ventured too near to the wrong mushroom top. He had passed by the wrong bush. Now a trap would be sprung.

The machine man went up, and back. Maximos followed. His arms out to either side, palms opening and closing rapidly as if operating hand pumps. Surges of purples, blacks and even darker blues gushed down his arms. For someone who was simply running forward, Maximos' face showed an intense amount of exertion.

MaxiMarkII swung. Completely opposite, its attack Maximos swung his left fist at the oncoming fist, sparks pouring and pooling across his knuckles. He wanted to feel metal give, he wanted to rush toward his opponents destruction. Something surged into Maximos. Something very real and non-magical. But it was met with an opposite force. It was almost like trying to shove water into a faucet that has been turned on. Something, at the very same point of impact was rushing out.And if it, it struck then...

-Pokt-

...the music had begun. A small glowing rune, glowing pink like cherry blossoms would be left where the punch struck. Before Maximos' left fist was even half way back his right fist would be already half way forward. He wanted the chest. The core. But he would settle for punching its attacks back until he could reach it.

-Pokt-pokt-

One rune, would he left by his right hand. But not but a blink after it, his left fist would strike and his right could be seen already cocked back and beginning to swing. These punches were fast. Very fast. Each one a streak of black with cherry blossom pink line trailing it.

And they with each punch they were getting exponentially faster.

-Pok-pok-pok-pok-pok-pok-pok-pok-pokt!

Maximos' arms were screaming, and so was he. His mouth was shut but his eyes were dark and intense. His muscles were on fire. Both magical an physical systems were being pushed to their extremes. Maximos' arms were barely visible now. His arms were violet and indigo neon lights while you speed down main street at midnight.

Faster.

-Po-po-po-po-po-po-po-po-po-po-po-po-pok-pokt-pokt!!

He had to be faster. Faster than the machine. Faster than its creator. Faster than it took to realize exactly what was going on and make something happen. He had to surpass it. He had to see the gentlemen fall as he rose. To be the master of this form. The punches were not quick dashes, they were full swings at blinding speeds. Zig zags of essence darted between his piston-like limbs.

He knew this move. He had practiced it a thousand thousand times, but never used it on another being. He knew, deep inside, past the chaos and jungle of savage thoughts, that their were words that need be said. Before those words could be lost the found the shadows, and the shadows spoke them, echoing them through the ambient darkness of the ring. A haunting mimcry of the Shadow's voice.

Listen, to the rhythm of your demise...

More than ever before the name of this technique fit. Here was a monster, imitating a man. Moving his moves. Singing his song. Dancing his dance. Performing his piece. In many was simply the ghostly memory of the man. He could not hear the ethereal voice everyone else would be privy to, over the sounds of his own screams. A roar, a bellow. The feel of his arms, already burning, but now tearing. Ruining.

P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-po-po-po-pok-pokt!

He didnt know how many, but he knew it was dozens. And he knew that even though the pain made the moment drag on for an eternity that it was only seconds. After this he wouldnt be able to use these arms anymore, but after this, he we wouldnt need them. Nerve endings screamed and then singed into nothing, tendons traced white hot patches through his arms which then became unbearable full length flashes of torture. Maximos was pushing his limits. He was running this on will and adrenaline alone. He was painting the machines torso, neck, shoulders, hips,, and whatever else stood in his path in cherry blossom runes stacked on each other so heavily it would begin to look like one large mass of luminescence.

They would break, they would stop, but these arms would earn their rest.

P~~~~~~okt!

Eventually the individual beats of an insane drum were lost as the punches moved so fast the sound became a single buzz. Violet, purple, and indigo hung in the air, as even Maximos' magic circulatory system was torn open and bled essence which hung in the air like mutli-colored embers.

And then it stopped.

He was running on instinct, on memory. The very moment his fists stopped both arms snapped out to either side. He could feel them going cold. He could feel them numbing, dying, fading away to sleep. But he had just enough left for this.

Max spun on his right heel. His broken ankle attempted to give, but nothing would ruin the moment. As he pivoted, blue, black, violet, and indigo embers traced the path of his arms in the air, so that as his back was made to MaxiMarkII, Max would be surrounded by a halo of his own spilled essence. He brought his right arm.

There was a pause.

The real Maximos was always so dramatic. It only made sense he would match that dramatic flair with shadowing the shadow.

-Snap-

He snapped his fingers.

"Hear...the Phantom's Sonata..."

Quote:

  • Phantom Sonata - This attack pushes Maximos' physical limits to the breaking point. During the Phantom Sonata Maximos forces a constant supply of essence into his arms, and swings as fast as his arms can physically move. Which is to say, quite fast. Each connect, be it a smack, a tap, or a punch on his opponent or opponents gear leaves a small glowing rune at the contact point. When the Phantom Sonata ends (3 Posts Maximum), Maximos may snap his fingers triggering each delivered rune to explode. The explosions are purely concussive and akin to taking a second hit to the target area. After said barrage Maximos' arms, both magically and physically are usually rendered useless until he can receive medical attention...or tea.

Simply put.

There was a boom.

Several dozen of them. Purely concussive force. Each hit Maximos managed to successfully land on MaxiMarkII was now exploding, just as hard, and just as fast. It was the entire beating revisited over again. No more need be said about that.

Maybe it was still alive. Maybe it was in pieces. It didnt matter. Max turned to face his foe. Not the mechanical monstrosity, but the man in the booth. He turned to face JB yet again, his jaw slacked, his eyes worn and dark and did as felt right. He did as he had learned, as Joseph had just taught him. As came so naturally. He did as it was done him. Essence hung in the air, like the looming feeling after a vicious night long thunderstorm. And in the aftermath of the attack meant to finish the machine, he spoke in the same tone albeit with a feral touch and seethed through clenched teeth. A wet gurgle in his voice as bones moved painfully.

It was echoed through the ring, carried on the shadows, spoken so all could hear, booming like a megaphone. Maximos fought, with all he had, even his will could not keep his arm extended much longer. When it fell it fell for a very long time. Its fingers twitched inwards like the dying circuits of a cybernetic limb, and he said.

How do you like it Now?!

91Sutiiven

It was time for Stephen to get back in the game - there wasn't much time left to be had, and all that freaking out had wasted a crap load or time! He had to make this respectable, what with Ryu racking up the score so quickly! Dang his mighty dragon intellect!... Or something! Whether or not he got eliminated or not was not important now! It was time to make this entertaining!... er, EVEN MORE entertaining!

BZZZZZZZZT!

"Sunstrike, Ryugi Kazumaru, and Maximos (who has participated both as a fighter and a judge.)

...Wait, you three again? Hot damn, do I know how to pick em!"

This was not the first time these three were the answer to a question. Perhaps Joseph was trying to see the power of teamwork? Perhaps his question writing staff (which presumably consisted of himself) had subconsciously slipped a lot of Eclipse related questions in there?

Or perhaps Stephen was just freaking LUCKY.

92Joseph Brown

The robot would try to punch, try to block, try anything, but at this point Maximos was just too focused. There's very little point in reiterating what had been said, save to tally up the damage. With each hit the robot recoiled a bit, trying to make up for the lost ground but only falling further behind due to the sheer frequency of the hits. Maximos simply did not use this ability much, and due to that how could engineers prepare for it, let alone copy it. Rune after rune landed on the robot, and spark after spark emerged with each successive hit.

Snap.

It wouldn't be the glory of Maximos' explosions alone that ended the robot, no, it would be a combination of those runes going off and a generator collapsing. In slow motion MaxiMarkII would dance to the music. One explosion sending an arm in one direction, an arc of magnetic energy pulling a leg another way. Then repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Until there was nothing left of the robot but a blasted apart skeleton, hanging wires, gears ceasing to spin, and a glowing top hat. It stood there a for a second, stripped of all that made it unique, and then fell backwards. Like a boxer hitting the mat the metal clunked, and the generator gave one last heave.

Once that hat hit the ground a wave of energy would spread across the floor and then rise up. With it came every droplet of the faux shadow. Momentary it stood there suspended in the air, thousands of globes of darkness of various sizes just hovering in the air. Harmlessly of course, there was no force to these things. The spectical would only last a beautiful moment before the generator fizzled out and the black gunk crashed into the ground.

Joseph was sitting in his booth. He didn't even turn his chair. One elbow was on the armrest, leading up to a fist, on that fist rested a cheek, and that cheek was attached to a face looking backwards behind the chair. Maximos was looking at Joseph again. Or was Joseph looking at Maximos again? Its easy to lose track of monsters.

"Congratulations to both Maximos and Stephen. Both are getting full credit." He spoke flatly as his attention was focused on Maximos, "Maximos to the tune of 250, 000 divided points, and Stephen to 10000 points and the multiplier being bumped up to eight."

Joseph didn't waste any time for Maximos to climb up to the booth again. He slammed a button with his whole palm. It was time for the next activation.

From the sidelines came a lazy prerecorded yawn. Then a slow saunter by a robot with synthetic red hair. Sunstrike b walked onto the stage, standing tall with its staff resting on the back of its neck, a hand grabbing onto the weapon on either side. Those dark souless eyes seemed highly inapropriate for a robot so relaxed.

"DID I MISS ANYTHING_" The voice was the same as the others, but the robot began to stretch as if it just came out of a nap.

First the arms on the staff, then side to side as it worked out its legs, and then the robot puffed out its chest. Which in turn opened up like two door cupboard. From the chest a slew of tiny balls rolled out in all directions with great force. They were perhaps a little bigger than a golf ball, and there were enough to be a pain to count, but one couldn't possibly say countless. They rolled out all over the arena with a force that couldn't quite be explained by just falling out of someones chest. In fact those looking carefuly could see they had all sprouted four tiny spiderlike legs and were seaching for a good spot. When they found a place a good distance from any other orb, those legs clamped down and became rigid. Their tops would open up revealing a red lens.

But this wasn't a seeing lens, this was a projecting lens.

Hovering above each and every one of those now motionless orbs was the holographic projecting of a red runic symbol. Just free floating in the air as close to the ground as it could be.

Incidently one had rolled close to Maximos's foot, and when it projected the image the shadow had broken the lights projection. Sensors knew this, sensors knew that something had crossed into it's personal space. And then a tiny series of red lights on the orb started flashing very quickly before the whole thing exploded. Not enough to send someone flying, but enough to sting and enough to cause someone to stumble.

These floating runes covered the arena. Sunstrike b had turned everything into a minefield.

And there it was casually walking through. Slowly making its way toward Maximos, staff now in one hand and chest already closed. It broke the runic circles many times. But perhaps the lens did have some viewing potential after all, as it was clear they weren't blowing up with the fake Sunstrike walked into a circle.

Slow and steady, especially when you only have to corner your prey.

Joseph turned back to the crew.

"So one last question in this whole round before we enter our final round. So since I'm nice, from here on in the question time limit is gone." Joseph spoke with an overly dramatic sense of importance, "This fighter has seen high highs, and fell just short. He's been the media darling, and chosen to be a masked man. Fought by his friends, and then fought against each one of them. Who is this missing icon?"

Maximos: 200, 000

Ryugi: 264, 000

Sunstrike:113,000

Stephen: 119, 700

Eclipse: 699, 700

Joseph: 1, 036, 000

Points Collected:

x8

Ryugi: 145, 000

Sunstrike: 5000

Stephen: 10, 000

93Ryugi Kazamaru

Alright Max!!

Two down, two to go!!

Ryugi grinned at the thunderous explosion as bits a pieces of what was once MaxiMarkII scattered across the pit. Ryugi wasn't wholly surprised with Max's "transformation" of sorts. He knew that Max had always been hiding SOMETHING with all that shadowy stuff. He just never knew what. Now he knew. Maximos was hiding a beast under his bed.

Ryugi had fought Max once before, and Max had gone through something terribly frightening. He'd heard whispers of something called "The Destroyer" for a long time from others. But he only ever faced it once. Somehow, he managed to hold The Destroyer off. And from that day on, he always believed Max was more than he seemed.

One might wonder why Ryugi had barely seemed to notice that Max was fighting harder than he'd ever seen him fight when Sutiiven seemed horrified, and even Sunstrike seemed unnerved. For Ryugi, it was simple. He knew that Max was better than those metal monstrosities. The alloy automatons were no match for Max's skill and ability. Ryugi was certain that Max could easily take on the rest of his own team, and win. Maybe not in his current condition, but if he were fresh, it would be simple for the Shadowy Swordsman.

However, as the explosion settled, Ryugi saw Max's arms had gone limp. And now, the rules changed. Ryugi was now watching Max more carefully than he'd done the entire match. He did not break down or look away. His eyes followed Max's every move. Ryugi checked his FIGHTER. They still had three Tags left. For now, Ryugi wouldn't act, he trusted Max's judgment.

But with Max's arms beaten to limp noodles, and the heavy damage he must have taken all over, it was nothing short of pure determination and willpower that continued to keep the man up. Determination and Willpower could keep a fighter going only so long as their body could function enough to answer commands, and Maximos had both in spades.

How much farther could Maximos go? Ryugi didn't know. But one thing was certain in Ryugi's mind. If Maximos DID begin to fall, Ryugi would be there in an instant to support him...

Joseph Brown Wrote:

"So one last question in this whole round before we enter our final round. So since I'm nice, from here on in the question time limit is gone." Joseph spoke with an overly dramatic sense of importance, "This fighter has seen high highs, and fell just short. He's been the media darling, and chosen to be a masked man. Fought by his friends, and then fought against each one of them. Who is this missing icon?"

But right now, Ryugi had something else to attend to.

Missing Icon, hmm? Ryugi could only think of one man that had been in both the winner's circle, as well as falling just short. And, he was the poster boy of Heaven or Hell. Not only that, he was strangely absent from this year's tournament. With a huff of laughter, Ryugi buzzed in. He was certain he knew who this icon of Heaven or Hell was...

BZZZZZZZZT!!

I'm going to venture that the missing icon is none other than the former member of Team Glacier, and Team Fracture...

Vahn Fah.

94Joseph Brown

"And that's it for the Rising Peril Round with Ryugi answering an impressive eight out of ten question and getting all but one of them correct. Hopefuly he enjoys the 40, 000 points he just earned. Oh right! The peril. Sorry Sunstrike."

Joseph pulled a lever and gallons of watter crashed down on Sunstrike from the ceiling like a bad comedy routine.

Joseph began to queue up some effects now that the last round was upon them.

"Ok everyone. It's time for the..."

"Million point Lighting Round!

Pyrotechnics shot up from off side, the lights went nuts sending spolights eveverywhere, and a line of robot can-can dancers crossed a seperate stage out of the way. Confetti fell from inside the booth onto Joseph.

"The rules as usual are simple. In this round questions are worth 75, 000 points in answered in under... Ugh... Ten minutes. And 25, 000 points otherwise. Wrong answers however..."

From each corner of the arena a hole slid open, and from each of those holes a large tesla coil slowly emerged like a missile.

"Call down the lighting."

Joseph momentarily paused as if he was forgetting something.

"Oh! Right the million point part." He shouted a few seconds after all the fanfare had died down, "Every incorrect answer gives me a million points. Happy hunting!"

"We talked about losing arms earlier, however this feat requires deranged individuals. Some times those individuals are twice as deranged and rip off TWO appendages or the like. Who did this?"

Maximos: 200, 000

Ryugi: 304, 000

Sunstrike:113,000

Stephen: 119, 700

Eclipse: 739, 700

Joseph: 1, 036, 000

95Sunstrike

"Sun, I swear to god if I start getting the nickname 'Shorty' I'm gonna bitchslap you to the dark side of Europa..."

"You're welcome to try....Shorty"

Sunstrike finally twitched when he saw Max and roboMax collide, listening to bones impact bones in order to set his jaw back up properly was stomach churning...

He wondered if there were even censor's for this kind of show. Nah, Joe probably hijacked the channel's. Those robots were something else though, spoke a lot about the person that made them...obviously it wasn't enough, as the one immitating Maximos up and exploded.

Two down...

"...Wait, you three again? Hot damn, do I know how to pick em!"

Sunstrike leaned over again, and bumped Stephen's headphones, jarring them back to LIFE in a flurry of musical chords. DRUM AND BASS.

Oh yeah, things were back on track now....

"DID I MISS ANYTHING_"

"..."

Sunstrike looked at his counterpart with nothing short of horror...not only were those rune's recognizable, so were the mannerisms!!!? THE HELL?!

"I see my reputation proceeds me..." He muttered with no little embarassment. But that laziness hid a lot...it just remained to be seen whether or not the robot was really that lethargic, or holding back as much as Sun himself did.

"Vahn Fah."

And with that, the lightning round was over.

"Sorry Sunstrike."

"Wha-" And the floodgates opened up, leaving him sprawling, and wet.

God damn the Leviathan legacy.

There is nothing...on Gaia...sadder then a wet salamander.

96HonoRaven

The lady in the audience winced and even drew her feet up off the floor as the water cascaded down on Sunstrike, as if way back in the audience she was just as unhappy with the water as Sunny smilies/icon_sweatdrop.gif

Max was in bad shape, it was going to take a lot to put him back together again... Raven was not sure she was up to the task, hopefully she would have help.

97Maximos

It really was beautiful. Like those myriad of spectator-like eyes which marked the start of this match were here to observe its end before fading back into nothingness.

Then everything fell quiet. Max could feel his heart pounding in his throat, his arms were throbbing, yet numb to any sort of sensation. As he tried to move the either the pain was too intense, his teeth clenched and gritted against each other before he let go.

You dont just stand up and flex after something like that.

You fall to your knees. You stopped and tried your very best to put together what was left of you to continue fighting. Yes it was showy and fancy, but it exacted a very large cost. Max was not breathing, he was gasping in lung fulls of breath at a time. Eating air like a ravenous starved man.

Hah...hah....hah...

His breath was labored and heavy. And for the first time, that metal right arm of his felt heavy, giving him a slight lean to the right. It was true, Max was all will and determination. But even those qualities had limits, the Shadow of Death was beginning to feel the creeping onset of something called exhaustion. The cloud of red and black, rage and fury that clouded his mind was beginning to very slowly lift, his fangs seemed just a bit smaller as his tongue ran along them.

Hah...hahah, hah...hah...

A minute. Just one minute. Let the man in the booth say some more words. Let his heart sink back into his chest. Let the fury burn away the pain.

Alright Max!!

Two down, two to go!!

The left side of his smile was a bloody and increasingly swollen mess. The right side was decent, and its lips played up in a small curve at the words. It was the way they were said, uplifting. They were from a voice meant to be a friends. He wanted to stand but his both was too heavy, his eyes weighted tons, they were falling. And soon he would be too.

Hah..heh...

"DID I MISS ANYTHING_"

Joseph was merciless. He gave no quarter, he held nothing back. Through the squinting slits that were Maximos' black eyes, he saw red. Paleness. And a leasurely sort of gait that could only belong to one person. Instinctively, his tongue slipped from between fangs and ran along his lips. He remembered flesh as sweet and candy and flavored like a breakfast cake. He remember that the hunger, that brought him to this state was just that. Hunger. Through the lifting haze in his mind he found words. Words whispered and echoed across shadows.

Sunny...bunny...

His heart thumped in his chest. His eyes slowly peeled themselves open. There he was. It seemed impossible that Sunstrike should be there, and yet there infact he was. Maximos had lost a fair amount of blood, he had taken several head injuries. Could anyone blame him for being a bit confused?

The fact that balls were exploding from the mans chest didnt even register. The orbs exploded out in all directions. A few whizzed past him, one clanged against his metal arm sending it rocking back and forth. And yet still one or two more thudded dry against his chest before rolling to the ground.

Sunny...bunny...

The bottomless pit in his stomach burned and tugged and tried so very hard to drive him forward. He wanted, with every part of his being to race across this field feast. But he was too tired. Too tired to race. Too tired to eat. Too tired to beast. He forced himself to his feet, in one rocking motion. His head and upper half were hunched forward, both arms dangled in front of him, blood dripped off of his fingertips from any of a thousand possible sources.

He took a step forward.

Suddenly, the world was pain again. Something forced his already poor footing out from under him, sent him falling backwards. Instinct told him to put his arms back, and catch himself...Oh right.

Of course with orbs everywhere Maximos fell on a very uneven and unfriendly surface. He was blown half way back up to a standing position only to have his right arm tug him sideways at an awkward angle tugging him back down. More explosions.

He could barely hear them with the mess of sounds and voices in his head. But he felt them, they hurt. They burned, but he was too tired to scream. With a thud, he landed on his belly, through sheer luck falling into a spot just far enough away from any runes. Sunstrike was closer now. In his mind, he could smell the cinnamon. He could taste blood. His broken and swollen face pressed against the hard floor sending was the only thing keeping him awake as it sent surges of searing hot agony through his entire head.

Monster Max's world was pain. And he was too beaten to keep the rage. He was too tired to be a monster right now. And in a world of agony he saw something. One thing. And with it he found something he had lost.

Staring at it, his eyes reacted. Like a camera lens zooming white zoomed around his eyes, his right eye whiter than his left of course. The black orbs which overtook his vision were now back to being pupils, small and contained but hidden under his matted down hair. Everyone would see a monster.

He saw it. Somewhere in his frazzled mind, he thought that if he could just grab it. Have it. Keep it. He would have strength to continue. His breaths rippled the pool of blood growing from the hole in his cheek. He shoved himself forward, putting wieght on his shoulder and then gnashed his slightly sharpened teeth together as he forced himself up. First to his knees again. His breaths ragged. He was so close. But he couldnt reach it like this.

His body shaking, his legs...arguable the least damaged part of the man, tensed. He took a series of short breaths before one deep mouthful and then heft himself up, and up, and finally, triumphantly back to his feet. There it was. Strength. Power. The will to continue made tangible.

Maximos' left foot swung forward without hesitation and struck it at just the right angle. Like a pro soccer player, this hit was precise. It flipped straight up into the air, and with the sort of fluid grace the beast was incapable of Maximos moved himself under it.

MaxiMarkII's top hat, flipped on his head, pushing his hair back just enough to reveal solid eyes, and a spiked, yet far more natural grin. Max found strength. Max found control.

His right foot lashed forward in front of him in a quick sweeping motion. No sooner than it had reached his left side than did a short blast fly from his boots sending the leg back to the right. The same leg lift up and snapped forward in a quick thrust kick, at its apex, the boots fired again and brought his leg back to him. Max was smirking, a trademark smirk. He was ready. He still had two weapons to carry him, literally. He could do this. Even while the "LOW HP" warning flashed in his head.

If the shadows were the ocean, Maximos' foot motion was a whale breaching and then diving back down. The shadows of several of the little balls rolled forward in a wave, several of them would attempt to push the balls over and away, others would attempt to prematurely trigger a blast. Either way, the goal had been to clear, not the field, but a path between him and Sunstrike b. As Max said, his lips not moving, but his voice still haunting and audible and as heroic as ever, smirking.

Come now Sunny Bunny, dont be rude. We dont have all day.

The gentleman returns.

98Sunstrike

A wet hand slapped the top of the podium a few times before finally hitting the buzzer. Sunstrike pulled himself back up, looking like a drowned rat and feeling like a flushed one.

"That was cold JB, cold and wet....I need a hug now."

Shaking the water out of his hair, Sun proceeded to strip off his jacket, then his shirt, answering all the while, oblivious to how it might affect the viewing audience as a whole. Admittedly he wasn't a BIG GUY like some of the contenders, but he was lean, well proportioned for a meta, and nice looking. Carefully he used the shirt to wipe the water mixed with blood off his face.

Eat your hearts out girls and guys.

"That first year, he got a lot of grief for it, but Vahn ripped off Meryl Tomorrow's hands....both of them." Slosh went his shirt on the floor, then he folded his arms over his bare chest.

"....and some tentacles besides, I think."

And then it happened, and the world stood still for the salamander. Sunstrike froze like a rabbit that was eye to eye with something large and hungry. Everything narrowed to a single focus, and his heart sped up to levels that his Fighter had a hard time keeping up with.

Sunny...bunny...

Now it hurt with every single beat. Those simple words were almost happy, but with sinister intent, Maximos moved, painfully to his feet.

Slowly Sun mimicked the lick of an upper lip, but in nervousness, not in hunger. All the signs were returning, his hands ached, his knees were weak. Hadn't he just pulled Stephen out of a spiral like this? He didn't want to curl up here and die, however, he wanted to run. Run and not look back, run so hard his heart would explode...

But he was rooted to the spot, like any kind of movement would suddenly give him away. If Max could see JB through all that metal....what chance did he have being so close? Without the box to protect him?

Come now Sunny Bunny, dont be rude. We dont have all day.

His hands clentched around his podium, not in anger, but almost as one would hold onto a rope over a canyon.

Stop....this has to....

Guilt ate away at him, and the shadow was surrounded by explosions. Sunstrike's jaw clenched. He had to stay, NEEDED to be here, but his heart still ached. It wasn't fair on his friend, like dangling a prize pinata full of explosives...

99Ryugi Kazamaru

The stakes were even higher now, both on the field of battle and the battle for points. One wrong answer and they'd probably never catch up. This was where Ryugi would have to strain his memory to the limit...

He reached for the buzzer, but Sunny got it first.

Sunstrike Wrote:

"That first year, he got a lot of grief for it, but Vahn ripped off Meryl Tomorrow's hands....both of them." Slosh went his shirt on the floor, then he folded his arms over his bare chest.

"....and some tentacles besides, I think."

Ryugi grinned and looked towards Suntrike. That "cold" comment needed something returned, not to mention the board to the head.

I remember that...

Good call there, Soggy.

100Joseph Brown

"And correct! 25, 000 points for the wet one." Joseph shouted out almost immediately after Sun finished, "Perhaps I should have put a beach towel or something as a prize.

"Let's just move on as quickly as possible." Joseph looked to his notes, "One Mr. Crawley is a man of many disguises, consider his willingness to dress up in a schoolgirl outfit and all. However there was one year he put on a different wig and gave the tournament a hand. Who was he dressed as?"

Just questions for now as I have very little time, and the authour should be doing reading.

Maximos: 200, 000

Ryugi: 304, 000

Sunstrike:138,000

Stephen: 119, 700

Eclipse: 764, 700

Joseph: 1, 036, 000

101Sutiiven

Stephen whipped off his jacket and slung it over Sun's shoulders.

"OY!"

The man playfully gonked his team mate on the head.

"No double standards!"

He flashed a smile, and winked at Sun, covering the drenched fire man with an appropriately red colored jacket. There was no way in hell Steph was gonna get pulled from breakdown and watch the person who pulled him back fall into it himself.

Besides, just because he was all wet didn't mean it was all bad! It was like a wet t-shirt contest! Only without t-shirts! Ratings for everyone! Joseph's viewers would love it! They could change the name of the show to -

You Bet Your Hot Steamy Wet a**!

Shirtless Hunk Edition

Think of the possibilities!

Think of the LADIES!

And speaking of ladies...

BZZZZZZT!

"Reiko Crawley, the angry man and cross dresser we love to hate and hate to love, dressed up as Vahn and pretended to be beat up outside Sunstrike's suite in order to be an Eliminator in 2007."

102Joseph Brown

"Hey!" Joseph shouted down at the two, "Should I drop some nice sun oil next? You could rub each other down if you want. People would lap that up."

Joseph gave a thumbs up and a cheesy smile.

"Anyway, Stephen is correct, 25, 000 points. And of course the next question." He paused to wipe the silly smile from his face, "This fighter is known for his swordplay... At least outside of HoH. In the tournament he rarely swings the thing, in fact one year it was reported stolen and unavailable during the finals. Who is this swordsperson?"

Just questions for now as I have very little time, and the authour is still doing reading.

Maximos: 200, 000

Ryugi: 304, 000

Sunstrike:138,000

Stephen: 144, 700

Eclipse: 789, 700

Joseph: 1, 036, 000

103HonoRaven

Que Swooning females all through the audience, okay perhaps it was more of a slight blush and the constant drifting of eyes away from the poor man in the arena up to the shirtless wonder who had once captured her heart wearing a lot more than he was at the moment...too bad she didn't really remember that at the moment smilies/icon_blaugh.gif

At the moment Sun and Stephen were just a pair of cute boys taking their clothes off smilies/icon_xd.gif

104Ryugi Kazamaru

Ryugi's hand slammed onto the buzzer. There was no time to lose after all! Typing took forever! Wait a second, how'd that get into the narration? The fourth wall - it crumbles!! smilies/icon_gonk.gif

BZZZZZZZZT!!

The answer is Vahn Fah! The sword was reportedly stolen by Suntrike prior to the finals!

Ryugi hoped and prayed that was right. Not only for his sake, but for Max's. He didn't want to have any negative affects on the man down in the ring.

105Sutiiven

Stephen blinked for a moment, then proceeded to pull a broom from hammerspace.

Someone had to clean up all those Fourth Wall Shards!

"Tch Messy messy Ryu..."

He'd have to try and get some Fourth Wall Glue at the store when he was there next time... right next to the elbow grease and headlight fluid.

106Sunstrike

Wait...cleaning...wasn't that Sun's job?

Anyway.

He carefully tried to put his arms through the sleeves...then realized something.

"Sutii...." A strange expression crossed over his face. He wasn't all there, most of him was out to lunch hoping he wouldn't become lunch, but it might have been a flash of humour.

"It's...um...thank you, but the sleeves are too....short."

Cue anime facefaults all around. Then something else registered.

"What do you mean "Soggy?!" It's better then being Half-Assed! Give me your shirts, Dragon, you're my size."

He needed to find some pliers to get that armor off the guy first....

107Ryugi Kazamaru

I have a nice complete a**, thank you very much!

Cue hand-slap to buttocks. If Joseph's ratings didn't go up from all these shenanigans something was very, very wrong with Gaia's Television Viewer Population.

And I'm sorry, Soggy, but the only extra clothes I have are Pants. And they're mine.

108Sutiiven

Sunstrike Wrote:

He carefully tried to put his arms through the sleeves...then realized something.

"Sutii...." A strange expression crossed over his face. He wasn't all there, most of him was out to lunch hoping he wouldn't become lunch, but it might have been a flash of humour.

"It's...um...thank you, but the sleeves are too....short."

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHRIMPY LITTLE SQUIRT OF A HUMAN BEIN-

Wait, the sleeves? Well of course they were small, Sun was a little bigger than he was. In fact, Sun, Max, and Ryu were ALL larger than he was. I mean, it would just be logical that he was gonna wear clothes that were a fair bit smal-

...********, the short comments suddenly made sense now.

And thus Stephen and his Author did massively slam their heads to their desks simultaneously. And oh what a glorious echo did reverberate from their heads and their desks, and there was indeed much mockery and rejoicing to be had across the lands.

-The Book of Stephen, Chapter 12, Verse 16

109Eternal Dirge

....and St. Atellar raised the holy handgrenade on high and spoke " Oh lord, bless this thy holy hand grenade, that I may blow thy enemy to tiny bits" and the lord did grin and Damion Hedley did flick them both off and chuck the fraggin' thing at Stephens head yelling "Catch this you Spoony Bard", thus mixing up his quotes uncaringly. Lucky for us all it was simply a gold painted egg and that his aim was poor enough to have it smack into one of the robotic heads of the audience, specifically the one infront of him. oh well.

110Joseph Brown

"Dragon is right and quick, 75 000 points!" Joseph pulled a lever that rained confetti down on Ryugi, "However will this be enough to help team Eclipse pull through?"

"This hotblooded swordsperson is one of the few people to appear every year in the HoH finals, in spite of team. Who are they?"

Returning from class, the eliminator sets out to make a post.

Maximos: 200, 000

Ryugi: 379, 000

Sunstrike:138,000

Stephen: 144, 700

Eclipse: 864, 700

Joseph: 1, 036, 000

111Sutiiven

A hand reached up from the headdesk-ing Stephen and slammed down on the buzzer.

BZZZZZZZZT!

He raised his head up and looked towards Joseph with raised eyebrow.

"Dude. I'm starting to see a pattern here. Do you have a man crush on Vahn or something? Cause that happens to be the answer to this question as well as a fair few of the last ones. Is there anything you'd like to tell your viewers? Any deep dark secrets? Twisted love triangles?"

Stephen had always been one for pattern recognition, but this was just ridiculous. As such, he couldn't help but just call the man out on it. I mean... Vahn had always been something of an HoH familiar face for whatever reason, but did anyone really needed to be reminded of that at this point? If you didn't know that then you were either a newcomer or you just weren't paying attention.

As much as he was sure JB was a nice(ish) and intelligent man, to throw so many questions at them with the same answer was...

Suspicious.

112Joseph Brown

"What? No. Argh!" Joseph put his hands across his eyes and rocked back and forth, "I can't get the goddamn mental image out of my head. Thanks. Thanks a lot."

He shook his head hard and then looked back.

"And I have no idea what you're talking about. Pattern? There is no pattern, all these questions have been chosen at absolute random." He looked very stern, "Oh, and 25, 000 points for Stephen."

The wave of shadow pulled and rolled the little orbs on the ground. Some crossed into each others runes and exploded out of harms way, others were simply relocate, others still got stuck in the remaining black goop. There was a path cleared, and Sunstrike b was still walking it right towards Maxi.

"MAXIMOS_"

The robot replied to the now top-hatted man calling out.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT MAXIMOS_"

Staff came down from shoulders and was now in one hand.

"DO YOU WANT TO HURT ME MAXIMOS_"

There was that click of a pilot light starting. Then another identical click.

"HAVE YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO HURT ME MAXIMOS_"

The replica was in range now. It lunged forward with the staff in both hands, aiming to drive one of its butts right into Maximos' gut. However there was more distractions than just the staff coming in. A small gout of flame shot out from both ends of the staff, and the lights created quickly spread bright fire along the entire length of the staff. Sunstrike b had not problem holding the immolated staff, its cold metal hands could not be burnt, and their dexterity was just as good. To demonstrate the replica would pull back the staff with a slight flourish before adjusting his grip and swinging the firey thing like a baseball bat at Maximos' left side.

Once again it would pull back, unless Maximos grabbed the flaming staff, but it didn't attack again. Instead the robot just kept the staff moving, twirling passed from hand to hand. Sparks were sent through the air as it occasionally scraped the ground, and swooped through the air. The whole thing created a dancing flame around Sunstrike b, and it would be very difficult to get passed the immolated weapon hopefully keeping Maximos at a half staffs length.

That is if the baseball swing didn't send him stumbling into any mines.

"So if you sill don't beleive me here's another question before time runs out."This fractured swordfighter with a fiery temper nearly choked in their match against a new rival in the ironworks. Who are they?

Maximos: 200, 000

Ryugi: 379, 000

Sunstrike:138,000

Stephen: 169, 700

Eclipse: 889, 700

Joseph: 1, 036, 000

113Sutiiven

BZZZZZZZT!

"At the risk of being tricked into thinking so in order to lure me away from the true answer, I'm gonna go with Vahn yet again."

The man yawned in mock boredom. He just couldn't resist giving JB a rough time.

"If so, that makes... what, five in a row that had the answer of Vahn? Come now, Mr. Brown, be reasonable. You have a problem. The first step to recovery is admitting you have one. You don't have to go cold turkey - you can start by downgrading the man crush to hero worship (or vice versa, whichever it is, I can't remember.) But let's be honest - this repetition is starting to give away your true feelings, Mr. Brown. And while I'm sure it was all innocent and childish to start with, it's now growing a bit stale. It's only a matter of time before the man slaps a restraining order on you or something. Please... do the right thing for everyone, but especially yourself."

Oh, JB was gonna tear him apart in one way or another if he kept this up.

114Maximos

"It's...um...thank you, but the sleeves are too....short. What do you mean "Soggy?!" It's better then being Half-Assed! Give me your shirts--I have a nice complete a**, thank you very much! WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHRIMPY LITTLE SQUIRT OF A HUMAN BEIN-"

If Maximos could face palm...He would have. But thankfully he could not, and did not. The memories of the last few moments were flashes. It was not a fugue state, only that as something so beastial he though in very different ways than the gentleman. It was like playing Mac on an IBM, it did not mix. But something had happened to his teammates.

"Dude. I'm starting to see a pattern here. Do you have a man crush on Vahn or something?"

And then.

What? No. Argh! I can't get the goddamn mental image out of my head. Thanks. Thanks a lot."

And just that fast the color was draining out of Maximos' face. For a man already pale as death, this was quite a feat. But he managed it. He managed it, and a face that all together looked like something was causing him more pain than any of the injuries he had taken to date.

Me too.

He said with melancholy, his head sinking and shaking side to side. It was horrible. It was just too horrible. If he could have left the hat on the ground...he could have been unconscious and not--

...Thankfully something immediately snapped his attention away. Just one word.

"MAXIMOS_"

But it wasnt what was said it was how the robot said it. Maximos' eyes widened.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT MAXIMOS_"

He opened his mouth to say something, but nothing came out and it closed again.

"DO YOU WANT TO HURT ME MAXIMOS_"

He had called the thing Sunstrike, but he was awake now. It was jest, he wasnt...it couldnt actually be. With honest to god...pun intended...bewilderment, Maximos said.

Sun?

It just...No. I mean, sure he had reason to be woozy but...this was a bit much. Max leaned forward, his mismatched eyes squinted as he checked to be sure the steel magic thing in front of him actually had those tell-tale steel magic marionette joints. He didnt even register the clicks.

"HAVE YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO HURT ME MAXIMOS_"

His eyes moved even wider. And for an instant, Max felt that if he was short on reasons to rage, to beast, to be a monster? There they were. This thing just neatly lined up in what could have been any given conversation with Sunstrike. But it had one fatal. One thing gave it away. And it wasnt the lack of the word "Boyo" either.

The machine made more sense.

Sun, there is...something I've always wanted to tell you. Something unspoken, from the deepest reaches of my icy, black, and forsaken heart...

Max was playing the part. Yes, that staff had just been arched back for a swing. But Maximos looked the part of a heartbroken man. His eyes peered from dark shadowy pits, his face was hung low. His smile faded into something closer to a frown.

Sun...

He wished, honestly, that he could moved his arm out of the way because he knew this was going to hurt later. Thankfully, he also knew his arm was so dead he wouldnt feel it now.

Sun please...

And he was hit. There was a loud cracking sound, the sort usually accompanied with a bar hitting flesh. Maximos' arm didnt visibly break. Maybe it broke inside? He couldnt feel it, even though he could see skin bright red beneath the burned away length of bandage. But the moment he was struck, the downtrodden heart break on his face ripped off like a cheap theatre mask. He shoved his weight forward and a blast of black shot from under his left foot sending it immediately forward and to the right in a quick, yet strong hooking motion. His hips and shoulders jerked right so that the sweep would be complete.

He meant to take Sunstrike b's legs out from under him. A trip move, which would end in his left leg extended straight upwards in front of him, across his chest. A trail of black detailed the motion in the air.

SHUT!

He seethed through his teeth. Yes, his jaw would hate him for it, but the words were worth it. If RoboSun fell, even if not, prefaced by another short blast from his boots Maximos' left foot would be crashing down. It would aim to stomp on the face of a fallen robot. Or simply smash into the ground otherwise, likely cracking the floor.

UP!

115Joseph Brown

"Oh... Oh is this how you want to play. Well you know what they say about working through your issues." The businessman laced his fingers and stretched him out as if he was a pianist getting ready to play, "I'm going to enjoy this even more."

Silence. He just rolled his head and then stared down Stephen.

"No."

Further silence.

A replay of Vahn's match came on the screens, highlight an impressive use of one inch heat.

"Both audiences and judges agree that Vahn started strong and kept pushing his opponent throughout the Akea Ironworks match. There was no choking. He had the advantage the whole way through." He grinned and then began to laugh, "Besides, how could you even call Silver Alexander a "new rival"? Hero worship year one, that weird creepiness year two, direct competition year three. That's a rivalry a long time in the making."

The screen changed to an image of Teira's tail wrapped around Sakura's neck.

"Now perhaps you haven't taken me literally enough, but Sakyra quite actually almost choked during the match, but came right back in a flurry of blades." The screen changed to fans chanting one of two names, "Not to mention the press eating this up and calling her and Teira, and I quote, one of the most exciting new Rivalry this year in HoH."

He rested one cheek on his fist and dug his elbow into the arm rest, a relaxed sort of slouch. He raised his other arm out completely straight toward the camera and then made a ever so familiar sign.

A thumbs down.

Joseph held it there for a few moments, before lowing his thumb to hit a button on the controls.

He spoke flatly.

"You lose."

His score began to rise.

The sweep was successful in spite of Sunstrike b trying to defend, the shadow was just too fast. It fell down and hit the ground hard on its back. The metal clank could be heard throughout the studio. It reacted fast though, while falling down it could see what Maximos was doing. Not to mention a feed from the cameras. It grabbed its flaming staff with both hands and braced for impact.

Maximos' foot came down on the staff, and the damn thing bent. Hell, it more than bent, it practically folded in half. The fire would fizzle out as the violent trauma broke whatever connections were inside. It was just the robot using robot strength to stop Maximos' boot an inch from its metal face.

"YOU NEVER WERE A GOOD LISTENER_"

And at that moment the stage hazard activated. One of those Tesla towers sparked into life and shot an arc of electricity right into Maximos' back. Once again, not strong enough to kill, this was stunning electricity. Or at least distracting. Weakening, anything.

When the energy hit Sunstrike b acted. Bent elbows straightened and began a rolling push to one side.

Once again Sunstrike b's plan was to push Maximos into the goop and mines. Stunning attacks, flames, and low powered explosions. The others tore Max up, Sunstrike was here to pacify.

Teamwork.

Joseph was leaning back in his chair looking rather smug. He gave a single one note laugh.

"You still want to go?" He grinned, "How bout this. What number am I thinking of?"

Maximos: 200, 000

Ryugi: 379, 000

Sunstrike:138,000

Stephen: 169, 700

Eclipse: 889, 700

Joseph: 2, 036, 000

116The Thunder Tyrant

The answer was clear, even to robots in the crowd.

SIX.

SIX SIX.

THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST.

117Sutiiven

Stephen stood there confidently. So he was wrong. He kinda expected that trick to get pulled on him. Bait and switch. Not that he knew much about the match in question anyways, but whatever right? No need to cry over spilled milk. Besides, Ryu would kill him after the round soon enough.

But hey, might as well go down with one final fling, yeah?

Joseph Brown Wrote:

"How bout this. What number am I thinking of?"

Stephen stood there.

And he smiled.

And pressed the buzzer.

BZZZZZZZT!

"I believe the number you're looking for is:"

And without so much as a warning he lifted his hand up and flashed the middle finger at Joseph.

"Kiss my a**."