Science Labs

HoH season 09. Source: valucre.net static Gaia dump.

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Table of contents
  1. -HoH- Nikki
  2. Fierach
  3. Nightsnow
  4. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  5. Nightsnow
  6. Vicarious Diction
  7. Fierach
  8. Nightsnow
  9. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  10. I Am Doctor Insano
  11. Benjamin Nicolai
  12. Nightsnow
  13. Fierach
  14. I Am Doctor Insano
  15. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  16. Fierach
  17. Benjamin Nicolai
  18. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  19. Vicarious Diction
  20. Nightsnow
  21. Pocket Gal
  22. Nightsnow
  23. Vicarious Diction
  24. Pocket Gal
  25. Fierach
  26. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  27. Vicarious Diction
  28. Fierach
  29. Ebag The II
  30. themightyjello
  31. Tei Kae
  32. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  33. Pocket Gal
  34. Fierach
  35. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  36. Fierach
  37. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  38. Fierach
  39. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  40. Fierach
  41. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  42. Fierach
  43. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  44. Fierach
  45. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  46. Fierach
  47. Vicarious Diction
  48. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  49. I Am Doctor Insano
  50. Nightsnow
  51. I Am Doctor Insano
  52. Nightsnow
  53. I Am Doctor Insano
  54. Fierach
  55. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  56. Fierach
  57. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  58. Pocket Gal
  59. Fierach
  60. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  61. Fierach
  62. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  63. Fierach
  64. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  65. I Am Doctor Insano
  66. Fierach
  67. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  68. Fierach
  69. Vicarious Diction
  70. I Am Doctor Insano
  71. Nightsnow
  72. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  73. Vicarious Diction
  74. I Am Doctor Insano
  75. Vicarious Diction
  76. I Am Doctor Insano
  77. Vicarious Diction
  78. I Am Doctor Insano
  79. Pocket Gal
  80. Nightsnow
  81. Vicarious Diction
  82. I Am Doctor Insano
  83. Nightsnow
  84. Pocket Gal
  85. Vicarious Diction
  86. themightyjello
  87. I Am Doctor Insano
  88. Vicarious Diction
  89. Fierach
  90. I Am Doctor Insano
  91. Pocket Gal
  92. Vicarious Diction
  93. I Am Doctor Insano
  94. Nightsnow
  95. Nightsnow
  96. Nightsnow
  97. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  98. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  99. Vicarious Diction
  100. Pocket Gal
  101. Fierach
  102. Fierach
  103. Zeo Hiroboshi
  104. Nightsnow
  105. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  106. Supreme Jerk Commander
  107. Pocket Gal
  108. Unknown
  109. Pocket Gal
  110. I Am Doctor Insano
  111. Vicarious Diction
  112. I Am Doctor Insano
  113. Fierach
  114. Vicarious Diction
  115. Nightsnow
  116. I Am Doctor Insano
  117. Pocket Gal
  118. Nightsnow
  119. Vicarious Diction
  120. I Am Doctor Insano
  121. Pocket Gal
  122. Nightsnow
  123. themightyjello
  124. Vicarious Diction
  125. I Am Doctor Insano
  126. Vicarious Diction
  127. I Am Doctor Insano
  128. Vicarious Diction
  129. I Am Doctor Insano
  130. Vicarious Diction
  131. Pocket Gal
  132. Nightsnow
  133. Fierach
  134. themightyjello
  135. Tei Kae
  136. -HoH- Judge
  137. Pocket Gal
  138. Nightsnow
  139. themightyjello
  140. Pocket Gal
  141. Nightsnow
  142. Nightsnow
  143. Nightsnow
  144. I Am Doctor Insano
  145. themightyjello
  146. Vicarious Diction
  147. Pocket Gal
  148. I Am Doctor Insano
  149. Vicarious Diction
  150. Nightsnow
  151. I Am Doctor Insano
  152. themightyjello
  153. Vicarious Diction
  154. I Am Doctor Insano
  155. [ Cognitive Genome ]
  156. Pocket Gal
  157. Nightsnow
  158. Pocket Gal
  159. Nightsnow
  160. -HoH- Judge
  161. themightyjello
  162. Pocket Gal

1-HoH- Nikki

Stage3: Chemical Plant Zone

SCIENCE Labs

Science, one of two forces that drive Gaia forward. Science labs are filled with science stuff for people doing science. On any normal day there would be a crew of lab coated workers here working under the banner "Magic is just stuff science has yet to make boring".

The labs are filled with science things. Rows and rows of lab tables are packed with Bunsen burners, vials, and all sorts of jars of chemicals. However, this is an extremely sterile environment, the whole thing has an air of a hospital.

Terrain

General - Solid ground interrupted by tables. Lots of surfaces.

Weapons - Burners, glassware, and chemicals (burning and perhaps temporarily inhibiting. But not deadly or permanent.

Bonus Effects - Magic and belief based abilities are hindered in this sceptical environment. This does not mean halted, it doesn't even mean made go haywire, you're just going to have to put in a little extra effort to what is beyond science.

2Fierach

Ugh. This smell was horrible. Reminded James too much of a hospital. He hated hospitals.

Sure it was necessary to getting all patched up sometimes, but luckily James didn't have to stay in one and recover there. He healed pretty well on his own, and he'd normally rather have magical healers like a White Mage or a Serial Healer or something like that attend to him then a bunch of white-suits with scapels.

At any rate, James was an early riser. Getting up before the rest of his team did, he took his Captain position seriously. It was up to him to carry the team and devise strategies, give advice, and counter measures against any form of opponent they came up against. Griff he could rely on, but Snow was questionable and Ben was a damn noob. If this team was to win and do its best, they had to stick together.

James sat on a nearby counter, to wait, and silently studied the room while doing so. He had already yelled at his teammates in the suite to wake up, shower, grab a bite to eat, and the whole shebang, so they SHOULD be following soon.

To any opposing team members that might come in and sight the lone Captain, they'd notice that he was of slightly, shorter stature then most in the tournament. Standing at 6 feet (or so he liked to tell himself, he was actually just below), James would hardly be an intimidating fighter, with his long blackish/brown bangs, his handsome oriental facial features and casual punkish dark outfit. Hell. He was actually the smallest on the God Caliber team.

This was all belied of course by the air of quiet confidence around him, present in usually only the best fighters. There was metal covering his right fingers apparently. His left hand was wearing a studded and spelled punk glove, created for combat with James in mind. Muscles rippled under his clothes, James was still arguably the physically strongest and most violent of the group though.

Last, but not least, there was a small bulge within his jacket indicating something stowed away, although it could've just as easily been mistaken for the folds of the jacket itself or some s**t like that.

As his eyes scanned the area around him, James thought he could feel a sort of pressure on his soul from just being in here. He didn't know what it meant, but god, damn was it annoying. Like somebody pressing constantly on one's head.

This was one arena that probably didn't have any spectators aside from the ones over cameras. He was pretty grateful for that. Upon checking who his team was up against yesterday, James decided that the less people around, the better.

Today was going to get really ********' ugly.

He wouldn't have it any other way.

3Nightsnow

Fierach Wrote:

At any rate, James was an early riser.

At any rate, the swordsman is NOT an early riser. Having lost conscious just the night before the round started, he woke up with an unbearable headache and some strange markings on his face --

No thanks to Griff's little sharpie ploy, even if the swordsman is unaware of who did the damn deed.

Having thrown himself in a prolonged cold shower - with clothes included beforehand, it didn't take long for the swordsman to eventually kick the doors leading to the Science Labs open with a

BANG!

when he arrived after an hour or so, a dark, foul look radiating brilliantly off of his expression hidden under that old cloth he wore as usual; Black pants, Dark blue long sleeves and an all-terrain cloak with hood attached that masked his face and everything else underneath it.

The swordsman's gears were already equipped; two custom-made blades hanging on both sides of his hips, plus the defensive ornaments that were securely fastened underneath the sleeves of his long cloak, hidden from noticeable views.

"Ugh...."

He shook his head, an already irritated feeling pouring out of his senses. But feeling unexpectedly heavy, his movements seemed sluggish at best, and before long he strolled up to the one person that he could recognize amongst the irritating lights;

The Captain of God Caliber, sitting near the counter as if he's got no s**t to do.

"Ugh.."

Drip.

"Where the is the other team at?"

Drip.

"Goddamn people...I'll tear them A NEW a*****e!"

Drip.

It seems that while the swordsman is awake, he's also in a really pissed off mood, no thanks to the alcohol consumption he had last night. How this might affect his gameplay would be interesting to see, if he does take his foul mood at the opposition...if they ever come.

Meanwhile, the dripping continued from the swordsman's cloth.

Drenched.

Due to the swordsman taking a cold shower along with his cloth.

4[ Cognitive Genome ]

You damn well better believe things were about to get rathin' ugly - real rathin' ugly.

WHAM

The little pansy that came earlier had kicked the doors open - this time, they were nearly thrown across the room. Sterilized metal doors buckled and were forced open again, bent awkwardly on their near-broken hinges, as something with a rathton of MEAN plowed into it. Of course, most would know just who the rath would already be damaging the Throne-damned arena in their entrance alone.

That, or the made up words the author was posting, but what can ya do?

Ebris Dhifi's right boot came back down from the brutal front kick it had just performed to lovingly greet the sumbitches inside and proceeded to begin the lumbering gait towards the innards of the lab - each step eliciting an odd jingling/clanking noise within the folds of his duster. The bounty scum's blues scanned the entire lab as he thudded forward, and instead of growling at something that many would assume he didn't know a rath bit about, he instead gave an ugly smirk. Ebris wasn't too knowledgeable on most of the grod in the room, but he definitely knew certain substances - the kinda grod that helped quite a bit when he was bagging trickier marks. Of course, Ebris didn't feel any sort of problem when stepping into the laboratory, as his legendary strength and durability were powered by SCIENCE and fueled with HAET.

His attention then diverted to the punk sitting all daintily on one of the tables. Trendy clothing, a purdy face and long, glamorous hair. Didn't these rathin' Jimbos know what happens to them once they stepped into a bloodsport arena?

"This is th' best I'm rathin' offered - a Throne-damned purdy boy f*****t?"

Then, he saw some other faggert in the room who had entered while the ever-powerful FIGHTAN gods were setting up this fight. The chump was just as big of a pansy, wrapped in a sissy cloak and carrying dainty-painty curved swords. Pretty much everyone who had ever tried fighting Ebris with them dainty swords had met BAD END. This f*****t'd find out the same thing.

"AND YET ANOTHER PANSY ARRIVES! Did you wimmenz-looking faggots miss the model shoot next door or some grod?"

Ebris spat to the side in contempt. WHERE THE RATHIN' FIGHTERS AT ANYWAY? If the other two assholes of the Jimbo's team was this way, he'd take 'em all on at the rathin' same time. About 15 feet in, the scum's head crooked to the side and peered in some after getting a better glance at the assmuncher in the punk clothing.

"Wait. Do I rathin' know ya from somewhere?"

Apparently, he had beaten the grod outta too many Jimbos/had friends do the same thing to remember them all effectively. What was a professional a** kicker to do?

5Nightsnow

Of course, such actions can't possibly go unnoticed here in a confined space like this. While the hangover still throbs in his head, all it took for the swordsman to cure it was to look at the newcomer barging in --

  • Door's flying --

To then stare at the foe in question.

"...."

A pause.

"P--"

And then to stifle a brief moment of laughter, covering his mouth to keep it in. Of course, it isn't because of the ridiculous action of how the guy was waltzing in like that --

Instead, it was more of the tone that caught the swordsman off guard, finding it to be very amusing to listen to.

It took a while for him to regain his senses. Clearing his throat, the swordsman glanced at the fellow opposition a bit more before talking back with an attempted straight face.

"And you are..?"

6Vicarious Diction

Sonofa...

Colin had barely woke up that morning, prying himself from the embrace of the femme he'd fallen asleep with, his voice a hiss. Still a little sore from the night before, he glanced at the clock and decided that he had time for a quick shower.

And by quick, I mean a minute.

In and out faster than Speedy Gonzales, Colin tossed on shirt and his tattered acid-washed jeans, his shoes, which he'd lifted from some little wanker that tried to jump him somewhere between day one and day two of his hike to the Hawk, matched his shirt in a freaky way. Grabbing his duffel, he looked back over his shoulder at her form, still sleeping, and he smirked.

Why not.

Walking back over to her, he bent over and pecked her cheek. Least he could do. He didn't remember much, be he remembered all of that night in the cave now, and he knew who she was. She was worth saying goodbye to. Heading out the door, Colin shouldered the bag and took the stairs down. nice little warm up for the event to come.

+++++

Down in the lobby, Colin was having a little trouble with the clerk.

Look here.... Steve!? Bloody Trannies everywhere!

The clerk lowered his head.

I'm gonna tell you this one last time, and you're gonna give me my FIGHTER, got it, or am I gonna have to get Ebris to haul his bloody baboon arse back over here to pound it outta ya?

Steve squeaked and shook his head. Last thing he needed was some giant pounding his face in and babbling on about rathin' pansy jimbos and all that grod.

Good. Colin Ryall, Honestly, Nice Guys. Now, my FIGHTER, if you'd so kindly.

+++++

An hour or so hike later and Colin stood outside of a door that looked like it's tried to stare down a stick of TNT and lost horribly. Shaking his head, he checked his fighter one last time to make sure this was the bloody right place.

Code: [CPZ] SCIENCE Labs

Looked up at the sign above the door.

[CPZ] SCIENCE Labs

Back down.

Code: [CPZ] SCIENCE Labs

Some scribbles off to the side of the entrance said something about lies and cake. Bloody nonsense, really. And in he went. Wasn't much else he needed. the sound of that drunken prat echoed all the way out here and, if he didn't know WHO it was, would have sounded like a bull trying to give birth to a kidney stone the size of its skull. A few minutes later, Colin entered the room, saw Ebris right off since the bounty scum's shadow eclipsed the opening and gave the illusion of a dead end that was almost believable if it weren't for the smell of old amasec, and then saw the other two who were there. Not really bothering to take them into much consideration, Colin dumped his bag onto the floor with a thud and clank, and he'd wait for Ebris to acknowledge him in his loving way. It'd probably include some kind of insult followed with the word Jimbo or, if he was feeling really chummy today, his butchered name. Drywall. Seemed he was verbally illiterate, too.

On the taxi ride over, Colin had buttoned the shirt up to about the middle of his chest before deciding he didn't care if Ebris saw the hickeys. Hell, it'd be a jolly good time trying to explain to Ebris exactly how much of a dyke Zandra really was. He wondered how red his face would get once Colin told him, or if the boy-o would even believe him.

7Fierach

"And y-"

"Shut up Snow White" James interrupted, using the nickname for his frosty friend. If anybody was going to cockslap each other (verbally or physically), it was going to be two Captains.

And last time James checked, he was the Captain.

He was about to address Ebris when he glanced at Snow... and just stared for a second.

"What the ******** happened to your face?" James questioned with a grin. He did have a fair idea of what happened yesterday though. Lol sharpie.

There were all sorts of marks and scribbles on his face, all of them in black ink. Snow was marked up more heavily then a clown at a circus.

8Nightsnow

"!"

No matter how much he heard that nickname, it brought an unmistakable urge to just strangle the man that came up with that name. Notably, the current Captain of God Caliber, of course. But keeping that irked remark at bay, the swordsman raised both hands helplessly into the air as if accepting some form of defeat. And just as he was about to let James work out whatever kinks he was planning to do --

"Wha--?"

The swordsman blinked.

"What about my face?"

He glanced at one of the nearby mirrors hung on the wall. Didn't take long to realize what the hell James was talking about.

"............Aw, SON OF A --"

His one good mood turned sour again, and with an exasperated look of shock on his face, the swordsman tried - to no avail - at wiping off the marks on his face with his bare hands. "Who the hell did this?!" He thundered with rage, turning on a water faucet nearby to splash his hands with water - forgetting the fact he's still drenched from the shower this morning - and tried to remove the stains on his face.

"GODDAMMIT!"

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There will be hell when his turn is up for the fight.

9[ Cognitive Genome ]

And that's when Ebris saw the same thing the first f*****t Jimbo saw.

"BAHAHAHAHA! Oh rath, you little sissy - looks like someone can't take their piss, 'cause I find it rathin' hard to believe that's yer makeup!" The bounty hunter guffawed at the sight of giant hairy balls and cocks drawn all over the pansy's face. If the little punk had really been lucky, then he'd have prolly gotten teabagged as well. This grod pretty much further confirmed they were up against some jokes. God Caliber - that what they're supposed to be called? More like Grod Caliber, HUR HUR.

The hilarity made it that Ebris didn't really notice the exact condition of the merc, but oh would he have grod to say after he was done mopping things up. So, while finishing some rough chuckling, the scum glanced back at him and offered a nod, "Drywall." Funny grod was over now - time to get MEAN. Massive paws came up in front of the giant, interlaced with one another and pushed out, filling the sterile room with what sounded more like rathin' gunshots than knuckle pops. Ebris appraised the two chumps with a viciously amused expression, as if he was in on some sorta rathin' joke these two peter pushers weren't in on.

"So, which of ya two do I gotta perform some facial reconstruction grod on? Or should I go for a double whammy and offer a two fer one deal? Rath, I'll make it that me beatin' ya two sissies senseless counts as only one win fer my boys." That's right - he was entirely willing to kick both of their asses at the same time, and prolly woulda still done the same thing if the rathers had their other butt buddies with 'em at the time. Those two were prolly doing the smart thing and putting as much distance between themselves and this place as rathin' humanly possible. Ebris had momentarily forgotten about him finding the first Jimbo familiar. Maybe he beat the grod outta him before? Dunno, didn't care - if it were the case, then he'd just have to beat him down a bit harder to make sure he got the picture right and proper this time.

10I Am Doctor Insano

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While the girls of God Caliber had been bunking, Griff had been involved in more masculine activities. Specifically, he'd left the party the night before at about ten thirty, eleven and took his wife upstairs, where he promptly ruined his suit and tore his wife's dress in several places, getting his all powerful rocks off.

By about one thirty, his lover was out like a light, and Morivan found himself with a wicked spot of insomnia. Not the kind that ruins your following day because you sleep in for seven or eight hours. But the kind of insomnia that makes you a ******** madman for twelve, fifteen hours. So Griff promptly took off.

He locked his wife into the hotel room with a small note, telling her he'd gone for a jog. And he did just that. He ran. He ran around the Crimson Hawk. He ran up and down flights of stairs. He ran around Latent before headed back to the hotel nearing three thirty. He was still wired for sound. He passed through the bar, asking for a two liter of Dr Pepper and a pitcher of water before heading to the gym.

Pull ups, sit ups, a maddening amount of crunches and curls. He lifted weights for a while, resting for short bits between individual exercises before he looked up at the clock. Seven AM. He downed the last bit of the soda and tossed the bottle, headed across the lobby to the men's sauna, grabbing one of the individual booths. Luckily, this early there would be no one around. Those who were wasted from the night before would be out cold.

James and most of the other captains were probably already out and about. But Griff wasn't a captain. He wasn't even officially the vice captain. So what did it matter if he wasn't first or second to show up. The warm water soaked into his body, and his concerns washed away.


Despite having shaved before the banquet, Morivan still managed to have nearly a full beard. Magic, perhaps. But he'd been very low key at the ball, so chances anyone would actually notice that difference was slim. Other than the beard, his appearance in general was a stark difference from that of Avan or James, who were extremely concerned with their appearances. Griff's eyes were a bit baggy, his body's natural reaction to having worked all night. His stubbly face, thick goatee and mustache, shaggy black hair all counteracted the pristine look for James.

As for his actual attire, a thick suit around his torso and every point on his body that wouldn't weaken his movement too badly. On the front, a defiantly gripped fist rested on his chest, a symbol unaffiliated to the team. Thick gloves, thick boots, a generalized fighter. His belt was covered in several small buds that could be gripped if approached in just the right fashion. Lastly, on his right hip, a loosely tied sword tied to his belt.

As Griff turned down the hallway, he could hear the roar of some gigantic dipshit screaming his damn fool head off. James and Snow were already around, he could feel it. And he was only seconds behind Colin's own entrance. He just shook his head as he wandered in. Ebris' massive... self... was the first thing to catch his eye. "Heya, biggun." He muttered as he turned to see James and Snow. Now, James he'd seen at the party, and the only thing he'd drawn was a "Have Fun" on Snow's face, leaving the sharpie on his chest. Who did the rest was beyond him.

"So, when're we gettin' this s**t started? You goin' first Jay, or is it..." And it was then that Griff noticed the dickballface, which caused Griff to burst out in boisterous laughter, just shaking his head, begging for mercy as he reached for his belt, grabbing his mask and gasping for air as he fastened the cloth to the body.

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"Ah haa haa haa..."

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11Benjamin Nicolai

While everyone was getting their seven laughs on Snow's ******** up face, the smell of Obnoxious would begin to wafer from the entrance. A smell that would be promptly followed by some loud, off-key singing from the final member of God Caliber.

"No one on the corner has swagger like us

Swagger like us, swagger-swagger like us

No one on the corner has swagger like us

Swagger like us, swagger-swagger like us"

Then came the music blaring at full blast from a pair of out off-stage Bose headphones.

And finally Benjamin himself, the team's blonde haired blue eyed bombshell who was once again decked out in his own custom clothes. He was sporting his big black boots with metal inserts which were covered by some nice white slacks, which were under his black tee (with a bulge that foretold of both muscle and protection beneath it), which was under a bright blue leather jacket that accented his eyes. His only protection came in the form of a pair of metal gloves and tailored gauntlets which adorned both of his hands. No sword, no shield, no shades. This time around he was just going to use his bare hands and natural born talent, whatever that might mean.

Once he had fully entered the room he stopped, his hands dropping to thumbs into his pant pockets as his head swiveled from side to side to take in all there was to take in. Hmm... There was one shithead captain, one dickheaded snow angel, one really bad hair day, one punk a** stripper, and one ugly...humanoid. They were off to a pretty good start.

Streaking his hand through his hair (which for some reason was not suspended in its usual, ridiculous fashion) to give the camera a nice glamour shot, Ben would strutted himself over to band of misfits they called a team.

12Nightsnow

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The laughter didn't help soothe the already pissy mood the swordsman has. Washing it for the seventh time, only a few traces of sharpie marks was actually washed off.

Leaving only the drawing of dickballface and the 'Have Fun' right next to each other. Whoever drew the picture above the words last night when the swordsman was passed out...

Is going to recieve a thorough tearing of flesh and bones when he finds the culprit behind this.

But to vent off his anger...

Heat seethed through his breath as his body took in the water around him. Although finding the sensation to be a bit more sluggish than usual...

"...?"

Behind people's gazes, he tried taking some water into his gears before the fight starts.

And, just like that previous sensation, the feeling was a bit more heavier than usual. Instead of something that can be taken in so easily, the substance felt a bit more like some liquid with a really buoyant surface tension.

"What the...?"

13Fierach

Lololol permanant marker. He nodded at Griff as he entered. No words needed to be said.

Leaving Snow to his own devices and raging, James slid off the counter and pointed at Ebris.

"You take me on. Alone. No cowardly strikers, just man to monster man." James stated calmly. The grin was still on his face from laughing at Snow, but hell, if he got KNOCKED THE ******** OUT, the night before their first fight from drinking?

He deserved all that s**t.

The Eredas heir drew back his hand and lit a small flame in his palm. It was just a tiny spark, and for a second, James was confused as hell.

After a short moment and with a bit of effort, the manifestation of flame in his palm grew larger and more intense. So... thats what that pressure was. This arena hindered metas.

So be it.

As he threw the small spark at Ebris, it fizzed out clearly before reaching him, and it was James's challenge to him.

"All cards on the table. You know what I am. Lets rock"

The atmosphere of the place turned deadly. The stage was set, the fighters were ready/should get out of the damn way now. All it boiled down now to was Ebris's response.

Oh and then there was Ben.

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"I-. Turn off that ******** music and put on something with more awesome damnit"

14I Am Doctor Insano

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Griff was still standing near the door as Bengayman walked into the room, grimacing. "What the ******** is that noise?!" Ben's feet carried him over the threshold and Morivan just snatched the Bose off his head, flicking his blond hair in the ultrametroa suspension it was meant to be in.

"Can't even listen to real music. s**t."

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15[ Cognitive Genome ]

THRONE-DAMNED. WHY THERE BE SO MANY FAGGERTS?

After he had issued his challenge to the fairy chump duo, another one of them idiots decided to mosey on up. b***d's first words were to state the grodpacked obvious, but at least he didn't appear to be a dainty little f***t or some grod - though it was kinda hard to tell with all that grod he was wearing. Lots of flak-like vests, dark threads and a hood - like some sorta rathin' reject ninja/commando that everyone laughed at during costume parties. Well, not more than the gigantic faggots who came in earlier, like the one who was currently trying to fix his Throne-damned makeup in a sink.

PISS, did Ebris hate these rathin' pansies. His fists trembled and an eye twitched - it took a whole lotta effort not to immediately grab the closest pansy and see how much effort it'd take to cave their skull in.

And then, he came.

Throne-DAMNED if he wasn't the purdiest f*****t among these rathin' peter pushers. Just the sight of him alone, as well as the groddy music he was belting out like a water head on one of them rathin' singing shows, nearly sent the bounty scum into an uncontrollable rage.

"PISS!"

WHUCRRNK

There went Ebris' right sledgefist, and there went the microscope it slammed down on. Poor thing didn't have a rathin' chance as the massive paw buckled its frame, as well as the table it was resting upon. A bit of blood trickled from some cuts the broken bits, but yeah, it really wasn't that bad. Before he could turn to go after the blonde b***h, the original faggert Jimbo - who now appeared to be glamorous leader - offered the pissed-off hunter an ultimatum.

One on one? No rathin' strikers? A really weird noise burst from Ebris' maw and nose as his face contorted into ugly amusement - a snort. He turned to face the pansy, shaking his head. "Really? Really, Jimbo? Gonna warn ya, right here and now - yer gonna get raped." Rolling his shoulders, Ebris was about to stalk his way forward when the Jimbo started doing something funny and farted fire outta his rathin' hand.

THRONE-DAMNED GOOFY WOOWOO GROD. METAAAAAAA~

Oh yeah - you better believe things were gonna get real ugly. The twitch that began to occur behind Ebris' left eye nearly caused the thing to rocket outta his skull. The bounty hunter then held up a visibly-quivering hand.

"One...rathin'...moment...Jimbo..."

Using his other hand, Ebris began to fish for something in his pocket. It only took a second for him to pull out a hot pink square object - his trusty, recently-stolen gPod. After getting his fill of booze and food, the old b*****d had spent a lotta time configuring the little grodpacked thing to his specifications.

Code:

Music - Videos - Settings

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V

Playlists - Random Select

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V

FIGHTAN MUSIC - BRAWLAN MUSIC - BEATAN MUSIC - >:{

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V

Meta - Pansy - Jimbo - CHUMP - Dumbass Broad - RATH LOTTA THEM COMBINED FFFFFFFF-

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V

Dragula - Rob Zombie

After which, he threw the little groddy device off to the side while set on lock. The distorted music filled the air, creating an an atmosphere of "Someone gunna get raep'd gud", or something similar to that grod. Of course, the handy gPod had an option for SUPER LOUD so everyone could hear the grod. Immediately afterwards, Ebris began to thud forward at a pretty startling pace, not giving a grod about the pansy's little fireworks display and didn't even have a guard up. Now, Ebris was already close to the little b*****d, so it wouldn't take long at all for him to get within "KILL GROD" range.

Dumbass Jimbo. Really shoulda taken his advice.

[01/17]

16Fierach

"Good choice of music"

"You look angry" James offered, the grin on his face growing.

He was all calm and quiet badass and s**t. reached over to the counter nearby and grabbed some sort of bottle that had a wick in it. It was like a scene out of a movie or something, the Last Samurai warrior just watching Hell stomp toward him. Hell of a way to start off the first fight in Heaven or Hell.

"I think you need a drink"

He pulled out the wick and took one swig of the substance, filling his mouth with it. One hundred (AND TEN) percent alcohol. Tasty.

Then he promptly tossed the alcohol lamp and the rest of its contents as hard as he could at Ebris's ugly mug. Hell, when James was done with Ebris, it might actually be prettier.

1/17

17Benjamin Nicolai

Damn. He wasn't expecting a parade or nothing but neither was he expecting to get harassed as soon as he stepped in the room. With James getting his tidies all in a bunch because he wasn't playing no techno and Griff going on ninja on his new headsets, they made it seem as if Ben had committed a cardinal sin or something.

"Psssh..."

Whatever, it wasn't his fault that they didn't know good s**t when they heard it. He wasn't going to come down to their level, dissing other people's music for no damn reason. Nah, he was much more mature. So instead he'd pat Griff on the head like he would his pops, playing on both their height and age difference.

"Ok, ok. Next time I'm play something from your time like...I'dunno, a gregorian chant or something."

And then he took his babies back, because these headphones were new and somewhat expensive. He would dial the volume down though, that music the brute was playing was somewhat good.

18[ Cognitive Genome ]

Fierach Wrote:

"Good choice of music"

"You look angry" James offered, the grin on his face growing.

He was all calm and quiet badass and s**t. reached over to the counter nearby and-

Really, Jimbo. Talk and get distracted and grod while in front of Ebris Dhifi?

Now, it wasn't as if the bounty scum could get to him real easily, as there was that rathin' counter between the two of 'em, positioned horizontally (as thats what the layout was). Kinda an annoying barrier, and it probably would allow faggerts to get away with grod talkin', as a person would have to jump over or run around the thing to get to the punk - both of which would give em plenty of time to do whatever the rath they wanted to do.

What Ebris did still take some time. Jimbo would indeed get some rathin' insults off and start to pick up the bottle.

And that's about the time the bounty scum broke into a massive dash, frame hunched with right side forward, and proceeded to ram his entire mass, via the shoulder, into the side of the counter -

CSSSHRRRACK

  • knocking it right off of its base.

It was pretty rathin' crazy, but Ebris was a rathin' crazy HUEG GAI himself. The sumbitch was near-inhumanly strong, as well as rathin' heavy and could build up straight momentum real quick. The shock of the blow hurt his shoulder a bit, but his old bones were reinforced through Wolff's Law enough to take that kinda grod. It wasn't as though there was no reason Ebris was called the HAET TRAIN, after all. Best thing of all? There was another counter directly behind him. Hooray for rathin' symmetry!

Now, few things could happen at this point. The Jimbo could have bolted to the side and avoided most of the two heavy counters smashing together. The attack was real quick, so a leg or foot might get caught between them though. Jumping would prolly avoid some of the blow too, but the guy wasn't crouched already, so even more bits could get caught. Ouch. Or, the pansy could actually try and be a man and take it like one, all the while getting a successful throw at the bounty hunter, which would break against his shoulder and cover it in kerosene. Of course, he'd then prolly be sammiched between two several-hundred pound counters, one of which was being driven/slid forward by a large, angry semi-hairless ape.

THE CHOICE IS YOUR'S AND YOUR'S ALONE. GOOD LUCK.

[02/17]

19Vicarious Diction

Looked like the losers were all here. Colin sighed and leaned against a wall, pulling a black baton out of his duffel and swinging it before him lazily, his face already showing boredom. Ebris was already throwing a tantrum because of all the Potters already jerking their wanks in here, and Colin almost smirked at the other captain. Going all out an his own was big of him. He either knew that this fight was gonna be more than he could handle, or he didn't want anyone else on his team getting in the path of the HAETFISTS. Colin shrugged, and instead lost himself in the music, watching the two beginning to end the trash talking and start to toss fists.

Tip of the baton moving sluggishly back and forth, Colin stole a look at the three others on the losing team and scaled them up. Dickballface looked like he had some tricks up his sleeve, so that'd be an interesting brawl. Black-ops prat was obviously packing more than just a vest, so that'd be annoying but not impossible.

Then cam pretty boy Barbie over there. Looked like he was the son of good ole' Steve back at the hotel. That thought made Colin chuckle softly. He was way out of his league here, and if he stepped up to any of Nice guys, we would get smacked down faster than a queer at a Southern Baptist convention in Texas. Colin stood and rolled his neck, baton still swinging back and forth like a metronome.

This would be a jolly good row.

Then his thoughts moved towards the rest of his team. There was that amazonian wanker who'd had Colin get him all dapper for the fight today. Bloke was taking their jolly time getting their arse over here. He'd have to make sure to ride them for it a good minute or so. Bloody lazy t**t.

His attention snapped back to the fight with the sound of the counter snapping off, and Colin would scowl. Messy brat wasn't gonna leave much of an arena for him to fight in. Taking a step back into the corner, he continued to watch the fight while trying to stay out of the way. No STRIKERs meant there was no need for him to get too close to the action.

20Nightsnow

Meanwhile, the swordsman continued his futile attempt at washing the marks on his face.

And while both sides of the party were blaring out songs that he couldn't care less right now, he was experiementing a bit beforehand so that when his turn comes up --

The swordsman would know the limits on how this arena is constricting his usage of powers.

21Pocket Gal

Another fighter stepped through the mutilated door, entering the Science Lab. The person had to duck to enter through the doorway. This seven foot someone had on tripp pants with white skull bondage straps, a psychedelic t-shirt that said WEAK in huge, white letters, and a black beanie hat with Spitfire written on it, which was a great song. There was no hair visible on this person as it was pulled up into the hat.

Also, that wasn't the only thing this fighter was wearing. Beneath all the clothing was armor, which included knee high plated boots, chest plate, shoulder guards, and forearm guards, which was all conveniently hidden beneath the clothing. Yes, the clothing was made loose enough to cover aaaall that armor. Strapped across the back was a long a** sword, sixty-two inches to be precise.

Oh yes, this was definitely a man. The huge a** muscles, big build, huge sword that was making all the other men jealous with envy.

Thanks to Colin, this outfit was nicely constructed that morning at the hotel.

The huge a** person entered the lab, fight already started, but that didn't bother this person in the least. The seven foot someone strolled forward to stare at the team of faggerts they were up against.

"Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division."

The voice was gruff, eyes partially shadowed by the beanie. The first person that those shadowed eyes landed on was the man that had passed out so easily at the bar the night before. He was trying to scrub what appeared to something obscene off of his face, and this fighter would plainly state the obvious.

"You know you have some s**t on your face?"

It took a lot for this 320 pound person not to start laughing.

A huge a** grin, he strolled over to stand next to Colin.

22Nightsnow

Of course, the only expression that the swordsman can ever give when he heard that remark was --

Oh, woe is he. Not only to be picked on by his teammates and - god forbid that DAMN captain of his, but the opposition too? This is too much, TOO MUCH!! If it weren't for that damn bartender giving him some heavy liquor as a mistake last night....he wouldn't have been in this type of mess in the first place?

That damn Bartender...he'll have his revenge! Soon!

But back to scrubbing that damn obscene picture off of his face. He'll pay a bit more attention to the other opposition when he gets the markings off. And if he doesn't by the time his turn comes...

...

He'll be in a very, very irritated mood when that time comes.

23Vicarious Diction

Colin turned his head and tilted it back to look into the eyes of the last team mate they needed here. A scoff at the remark aimed at Dickballface, and Colin would shrug.

At least the prat washed off his lipstick.

Yeah, another jab at the already fuming man scrubbing away at his face. It was probably a nice shade of red now, and not only from the rough scrubbing. Should teach him to drink that heavily the night before a fight. Back to the giant beside him, Colin shook his head. Felt like a bloody Munchkin from Oz standing next to his fellow Nice Guys.

What took ya so long? Wanking off?

He wasn't pleased, not in the least bit, and that was mostly because Ebris got the first go round, and Colin had to sit on the sidelines and watch him trash the place first. Poking the 7" tall bloke right in the middle of the E on his shirt with his baton, Colin frowned.

You're gonna have to wait your turn now.

No, he was not happy at all. Glaring at the bruise on the side of the guy's neck that wasn't visible but he knew was there, he shook his head. They'd both been enjoying themselves last night, but that was no excuse for showing up so bloody late. She'd even missed out on the nice domino effect Ebris was about to set up with the counters.

Lowering the baton to swing it lazily once more, Colin reached over and grabbed the WEAK shirt and pulled down. Not because he knew he could move the HUEG GAI, but because he wanted to convey the message of GET YOUR a** DOWN HERE. Once the boy-o was in range, Colin would nod his head at the three other losers waiting for their own time to play grabass to come around.

Who do you want to row with?

24Pocket Gal

"I knew he was a pansy."

The seven foot someone remarked, tossing a glance towards Dickballface.

"Is that a new way of coming out of the closet? Pansy a** face paint."

He would chuckle at his own comments. It was time to start some taunting.

TAUNT 101 - In the name of SCIENCE.

"You know I was. I went for one last round. I had a few moments to go back and blow off some steam."

He would grin. Colin knew the many bite marks and bruises on his back and neck. He wore that s**t proudly too. If only the shirt didn't cover up most of it.

The man looked down at the baton as it poked the E on the shirt, narrowing his shadowed eyes.

"I don't give a s**t. We are still missing one member. I guess he'll be getting last dibs."

Lifting his eyes, he glared at Colin before pushing the baton away from his chest. The armor kept it from even putting pressure there, but he just didn't like to be jabbed in the chest.

"I know you want a piece of me, but first, I'm going to get me a piece of the pansy right thar. Which position do you think he likes?"

He would gesture towards Dickballface. Oh yeah, he wanted to play grabass with that one.

25Fierach

Well this giant hobo was fast. Real wreckin' ball.

In the field of strength? This guy probably had no equal. James dominated in sheer agility though, and arriving earlier gave him more time to study the enviroment.

Course, James adhered to the normal rules of combat.

  1. The important things are simple.
  1. The simple things are very hard.
  1. No plan survives the first contact intact.
  1. There is no such thing as a perfect plan.

He leapt to the side. Not enough to clear the counter width-wise on its own, but it was still enough to clear it on the height department. At any rate, the martial artist expertedly landed on on his side and rolled off the countertop as it passed under him, demostrating one of his advantages.

Agility.

He couldn't have that taken away at any point during the fight. ******** the whole circus fire trick thingamajig. James simply tossed the alcohol lamp at Ebris's head while he had a clean shot. HAET TRAIN Ebris may be, but trains didn't just stop on a dime.

2/17

26[ Cognitive Genome ]

Slippery Jimbos make Ebris MAD.

The whole room seemed to shudder as the first counter slammed into the second, nearly ripping it from its own foundations - enough to severely crack it, regardless. The fight hadn't even past the first minute mark and Ebris had already wrecked a good portion of it. Unfortunately, there wasn't a lovely crunching noise to go with the slam, signaling that the faggert had gotten away. Lucky little grod.

Because of this, Ebris was on the move as soon as his momentum had stopped. The punk would have to be content with the beaker shattering against the side of the bounty hunter, just below the shoulder, which was due to the man standing up and turning towards the sumbitch. The alcohol drizzled down the side of his duster, as it was a synthetic material and not cloth, but some remained.

Grunting like a bull, the old man stalked forward with long, powerful strides - not a dash, but still very quick due to the length of each step, arms slightly poised up with elbows pointing out, as if ready to snatch something. Time to get in close with the little grod and show him how many pieces can be ripped off of a human body without actually killing 'em.

03/17

27Vicarious Diction

CRACKBOOMSMASHGRUNT

Colin ignored the fight for the moment, actually enjoying this little MAN OFF he was having with his team mate. Looking over at the t**t still scrub-a-dub-dubbing away at his face, Colin smirked.

Man on top. Better get cozy with the idea of doin' all the work, 'cause boy-o over there looks like he'll take it and give nothin' back.

He was letting his accent slip, not caring if he enunciated the words properly. The baton stopped swinging and Colin turned his head at the sound of a bottle shattering. Flying Flame over there was on the run - as expected - and Ebris was seething - also expected - with no consolation for the environment. Place already looked like two elephants had tried to sumo wrestle in it and gave up, and it was only going to get worse.

Looking back at HUEG GAI 2, Colin shrugged. He didn't really have a preference. Ops or Barbie would both be fine by him, as long as he got to feel some bones breaking under his fists.

Who d'ya think'll step up for roun' 2?

28Fierach

?!

Any metas in the area would feel a significant change in James. His spiritual presence seemed to intensify in strength.

To any others, the only hint of his new technique manifesting itself was the subtle touch of deep crimson starting to leak out of the corner of his mouth.

He took a step back with his right leg, presenting his left side toward Ebris. The martial artist drew his hands back closer to himself, near his chest, left arm over and infront of the other and seemed to wait as Ebris rushed at him.

A ball of fire seemed to flicker into life and form in his left hand. No. James needed more time for this to work, even as the tactics swarmed about in his head.

At the last possible moment before he'd be within reach of those arms, James lunged forward and looked like he was attempting to run low past Ebris's left side, with his left arm still shielding his front of course. As a side effect of his technique kicking into gear, James was moving slightly faster then normal, not that it was probably enough at this point. He wasn't going to risk being caught by both hands. One, was alright though.

3/17

29Ebag The II

+++Dzan was there...Where? Well, you know, with all these volatile chemicals and gak there had to be a place where the supervisors, you know, supervised. Well, he was up there. His form obscured slightly through the glass and the reflection of the lights, but he was there. Dressed in a Call to Preserve shirt; which also showed off the sleeve on his left arm, a pair of cargo shorts, and a pair of vans that he actually colored himself. It didn't matter in the least. He was there. He was watching. Why? Because he liked the bloody fights.

30themightyjello

"That was a little fast..."

He tapped one finger against the screen on his FIGHTER that was now telling him that a battle had begun in the room ahead. It had only been a few minutes since the first of them had arrived and already the gloves had come off. It wasn't surprising in the least who had been the first one to jump into action, he didn't even need the readout on the FIGHTER to tell him what the bloodcrazed dumptruck was up to.

"...but not unwelcome." James slipped his hand into his pocket along with the FIGHTER wristband and leisurely walked the rest of the length of the hallway. This James Eredas wasn't a first-timer in HoH but in his last unfortunate encounter with the tournament it had been a Striker that sealed the deal. The rule of the battle was that no assists were allowed, according to what the FIGHTER had told him... but that wouldn't change his fate. Ebris was now the metaphorical bull in a china shop with all that delicate equipment in front of him, and James Eredas was the unfortunate b*****d caught in the path of a stampede with no one to save him.

Mr. Black wouldn't make a scene as he entered the arena; simply strolling through the double doors that had been torn off of their hinges and finding an edge of the wall that he could lean up against.

"...huh..."

Something caught his eye as James reached into his pocket for his lighter; cupping it in one hand as he lit a cigarette. The lighter went back into his pocket and with his middle finger he pushed the bridge of a pair of costume spectacles up his nose. In fact, rather than wearing any traditional clothing it appeared that James had arrived to this SCIENTIFIC battle wearing a lab coat and fake glasses.

"Hey, Katie," he shouted over the ruckus...

"These guys didn't have a girl on their team when I checked the roster. So who the hell is that?"

31Tei Kae

"I think this is it, Thomas." The petite red head looked up at her partner and grinned. "Team is the favorite to win, so I figured their opponents will probably be the most likely to need patching up the most." Her green eyes smiled widely. For some reason, she was feeling much better than she had last night.

Thomas just shook his head, and held the door open for the white mage before shouldering the pack of supplies on his back and heading in himself. "Just don't overdo it. Your side still won't heal. So no magic unless their life is in danger." He knew if he didn't let that part in, she'd flat out refuse. What was it about white mages and risking their own neck to save everyone?

"Geez, grandma. You'd think I haven't learned my lesson." But she was just teasing as they headed over to stand behind the observation window that let spectators see into the lab. And Thomas shuffled along behind her, paying more attention to his charge than any fight.[

32[ Cognitive Genome ]

So everyone was rathin' showing up at this point. Looked like they were hoping for a show - Ebris was more than happy to oblige.

Unlike before, the brute wasn't blindly charging into something. This meant that he didn't have the kind of HURR UNSTOPPABLE power behind him, much like the trains he had been equated to many a different time, but it also meant that he had rathin' control going on with some pretty damn good momentum going on. It was the best way to move, and it was why HUEG/tall sumbitches were the best runners in the world - they got them long legs to take 'em places them little groddy buggers could only dream of. Sure, they were quick and sneaky and slippery, which was a pain in the rathin' a**, but all of those quick and sneaky and slippery little faggots quickly found out how little that meant against Ebris.

Of course it didn't take long for glamorous leader to resort to his goofy woowoo grod. A guttural hiss escaped Ebris' maw at the sight of the forming sphere of fire before suddenly bursting forward to meet him. Ebris, being the gentlemen fighter he was, happily obliged with an increased pace, his foot snapping down harder now and cracking the tile with each successive one now - just before burst-level speed, with his arms still extended and form more hunched. The pansy prolly was gonna do some grod like HIDDEN FIRE PAUNCH or something rathin' like that, like those silly cartoon ninjas who dressed in all the colors of the rathin' rainbow.

Jimbo had done guessed a wee bit wrong, though. Ebris didn't wanna grab the punk - naw, he had something far better.

The last thing Jimbo would see would be Ebris shifting to his right with a right step and the massive bounty hunter's arm swooping down as the left leg came in, and everything would go topsy-turby and PAIN.

Ladies and Gentlemen, it was a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELLLLLLLLLLL~

Purdy boah Jimbo's own high-speed dash had sealed the deal. With great speed came little to no control. The speed was great enough to avoid getting snatched by the bounty scum's grasping paws, but with Ebris' own speed + arm swing and the punk's own speed, it created a recipe for disaster, arm block or not. It was also lowered more, towards the collar bone of the Jimbo, meaning that trying to duck it was gonna be outta the question, especially with all the speeds involved. The blow was so strong that it'd send the much lighter fighter cartwheeling through the air from the centrifugal forces involved with the blow. The b*****d'd honestly be lucky to keep his head from that kind of clothesline.

After the left arm swung up, Ebris proceeded to halt his momentum - didn't wanna run into the wall right ahead or anything - after one more right step and then spin around, duster tails whipping about all intimidating-like, and stalked forward at the same pace to whatever and wherever his opponent decided to go flying off to. NO BREATHIN' ROOM ALLOWED.

[04/17]

33Pocket Gal

The seven foot someone hadn't much acknowledged the fight going on, just yet.

Alphabetic Poetic Wrote:

Man on top. Better get cozy with the idea of doin' all the work, 'cause boy-o over there looks like he'll take it and give nothin' back.

"That's okay. I'll make him work for it somehow. By the time I'm finished with him he won't know what hit him."

What the hell were they talking about anyway? Wouldn't everyone like to know.

Alphabetic Poetic Wrote:

Who d'ya think'll step up for roun' 2?

Colin's question is when the he would look over at the two fighting. Squinting his eyes, he looked over the man fighting Ebris then to the other men on the opposite team.

"It doesn't matter. It's just going to be one pansy going down after another. I think we should just line them up like a bunch of bowling pins and take them all down at once. It'd save us a lot of time."

James always had perfect timing. The man looked up at him as he entered, eyes narrowed as he blatantly yelled out a greeting to the woman in disguise. Lips pursed, turquoise eyes would dart towards Colin.

Eyes back on James.

"Where the hell have you been? Grabassing? This party started a long time ago."

Then there went Ebris, knocking the b*****d clear across the lab. The turquoise eyes of this player followed the man as he went sailing.

"I bet that hurt."

34Fierach

NO U.

Well sorta.

So Ebris thought he had the wily young fighter.

David versus Goliath buddy. Ugly b*****d would never see this coming.

Contact hurt immensely, but James knew he had to endure. The moment right before Ebris's arm slammed into him, James pushed upwards with his body and revealed his other arm out from under.

He was brandishing a knife. Masters of Defense CQD Mark V ATAC Fighter Combat Knife sheathed within his jacket.. So thats why it was hiding behind his left arm.

The martial artist resisted the impact and clung/wrapped on with both arms, going around the man's tree-trunk-like arm as if it was a pole. All the time, his knife carved a vicious path through Ebris's arm. James didn't even have to do anything special, it was just fueled by the extreme speed at which both collided.

Pushing upwards enabled James to tuck in his legs at the moment of impact and rotate freely. An extra twist of his body and extension of the legs toward the end directed his legs toward the back of Ebris's head for the finisher.

The giant hobo would pitch forth to the floor, the force of the clothesline and his size coming straight around to kick him in the back of his head (literally), while having his left arm chopped up by a large knife like a freaking can-opener thanks to the centrifugal forces within.

As for the flames? That was a bluff (atleast for now) to get the HUEG GAI all riled up and charge him.

With Ebris possibly on the floor, James got off, and rolled away to get some distance.

4/17

35[ Cognitive Genome ]

Some Bullgrod Fightan TV Program Wrote:

Host: ...and now we come to one of our more infamous examples of Gaia's deadliest fighters - one of the champions of Heaven or Hell '08, Ebris Dhifi. What is your take on his method of fighting, Mr. Parkinson?

Guest: Predictable. Strange, huh? One of the meanest, craziest and toughest fighters to ever grace the Gaian Fighter Scene is one of the most predictable.

Host: Really? If that's the case, then why has he continually beaten almost every opponent he has come across?

Guest: That's the thing that makes him so deadly, really. Ebris Dhifi is a predictable fighter in that he's very likely to simply charge you and maul you with his fists. There is no skilled style to him, no art - just pure carnage. The problem is, despite the fact he is predictable, it doesn't mean he can be trapped and beaten that easily. Time and time again people have pulled things on him out of nowhere, thinking it is the perfect counter, only to find out that he can simply brute force right through it, whether through sheer physical endurance, willpower or simply his attitude. They underestimate him - think he's an unintelligent brute that can be led around, like a matador does with a bull. But what happens when those methods simply don't work? What happens when the bull is able to take everything you've got and just trample you regardless?

The clothesline hadn't been a mere stationary object - it had been swinging forward. The move would have sent the guy spinning like a propeller if it had hit him in the upper area, as the force would drive the lighter part of the body back while most of the Jimbo's mass went forward. Hur hur, centrifugal motion and all that grod. However, when the clothesline from hell met a mass dead-center (as the Jimbo had actually come up to meet him), there'd be none of that fancy-pants physics bullgrod. What happened now would actually be rathin' worse - he got knocked back hella far as if he had gotten hit by a truck, right into the wall behind him.

WHUD

The blow had come in too quick and too hard - the arm that had already been out doing the goofy woowoo grod wouldn't have been enough to send glamorous leader sailing. Now, the cutting arm would succeed in being drawn and lashing out, and would indeed cut a nice gouge through the synthetic material of Ebris' duster and into a massively thick bicep, drawing a nice bit of blood. However, it didn't get to go in too deep, as it was coming out after almost everything was said and done.

So, Jimbo would get his cut in, but not any of that fancy-pants aftermath bullgrod. Ebris wouldn't get to see the hilarious sight of a peter pusher spinning through the air like some sort of retarded toy you buy off a TV commercial, but the Jimbo would still get hurled forward and slammed into the wall behind him brutally, enough to possibly crack bone and stunned badly at the very least. And there was another problem for glamorous leader:

Ebris was still chugging ever-forward.

He'd have only stopped after the Jimbo had disappeared from his sights, but why the rath would he if the sumbitch had went flying forward and into the wall right in front of them. Hell naw, it was time for RAEP TRAIN. Ebris' loping gait tensed with its last step and sprung forward in a dash, tiles exploding beneath each of his thundering footfalls. The right side of his body was angled forward, weight placed in it and the forearm that was braced in front of him in a parallel direction, as if to use it for part of the maneuver. With the fairly close proximity of the wall, as well as the fact Jimbo was prolly not feeling up too much for a crazy job - what, with being slammed into the wall like a meaty sack - things didn't look too good for the guy as the RAEP TRAIN steamed onward, getting closer with each passing heart beat.

Man, this was probably Ebris' rathin' favorite game:

RAM THEM TILL THEY GIVE UP.

[05/17]

36Fierach

James managed to hold on long enough to carve quite the canyon down Ebris's arm though. His knife was one nasty piece of work, specialized and made just for him.

At the end though, the heir was flung back, but not far enough. Instead, he landed on his back with an "OOF".

Which quickly translated into a "HUT" as James managed to gather himself together long enough to use what remained of the momentum from being thrown back to tumble backwards into a flip onto his feet. Man PLANNED to get hit from the beginning. Guy was ready for it. See that blood leaking out of the corner of his mouth? That wasn't cause of what Ebris did. Thats what James was doing to himself. Ebris might not know what he was doing till the martial artist hit him.

Then there was the problem of Ebris still charging at him. He definately wasn't going to stay in the way and, knife still in hand, James deftly managed to take a giant leap out of the way of the human wrecking ball last second and into a new bunch of counters.

Ebris would plow straight into the wall if he didn't stop though. Not like James thought that it'd really stop the guy. But a metal yellow box out of the corner of his eye might.

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37[ Cognitive Genome ]

Sooooo close. So rathin' close to painting the walls of the rathin' place in a new, purdy shade of red.

So, because the Jimbo was able to hold on for dear life just a bit, he was saved from getting smashed against the wall behind him. Ebris suffered a knife gouge from the little b***h, but he'd trade that over the kind of bruising and cracking that'd happen to almost any man's ribs from a blow like that. It also saved the punk from getting smooshed into the wall, as he was able to jump outta the way just in time.

Now, for that wall -

THCRACK

  • alas, we knew it rathin' well.

While he didn't plow through the entire thing, as that was a helluva lotta concrete there, he did cause a crater to form from where he smashed into it. His right arm went somewhat numb from the blow, but there was no breakage - he'd taken far worse than a simple grodpacked wall. As quick as he could - using his right foot to press up against the wall and push back - he pulled up and back, turning towards the Jimbo as he did so and apparently to see some sorta rathin' yellow box. His right came up to his chest as he did so, rolling his shoulder to get the kinks outta it, while his left began to fish around within the folds of his coat.

And once again the rathin' stupid ballet would begin, with him heading towards the counter where the Jimbo was at.

[06/17]

38Fierach

It was sufficient enough to say that by the time Ebris turned about to look at James, the latter had already reached the strange, metal box. Thing took up a section of the counter of its own, and it seemed to be quite far from any other implements on the table. His knife was left nearby.

Also, door quickly unlatched, and flung at the oversized hobo's upper body with supernatural strength. A variety of materials within spilled out in his rush to do so, plastic simply thudding as they hit the floor, while glass bottles shattered and contents spilled out. All of these shared atleast one word in common if one looked close enough.

Flammable.

As for the supernatural strength? It was finally evident. James's new special technique, as he infused his flames into himself. While, increasing nearly every aspect of his physical abilities, be it strength, speed, agility, he was actually, killing himself in the process, and straining his entire body.

6/17

39[ Cognitive Genome ]

Now this was more rathin' like it!

Seems the Jimbo was doing some sorta grod that made him better, faster, tougher, stronger - grod like that, as it allowed him to huck a big ol' bin full of nasty stuff at him. While it was still meta bullgrod, it wasn't the worst kinda meta faggotry to be had, so it didn't piss Ebris off that much - in fact, it had the potential to mean something that'd make him rathin' happy. Only dwelling upon that for a moment, Ebris' left shot up from the coat - coming out empty - in tandem with the already-out right and slammed them both into the oncoming box. His sledgefists hit it hard, causing it to go flying back like one rathed up volley ball, which hit the ground early and slid noisily to the feet of glamorous leader. The grod inside of it had gotten on him somewhat - some dripping/sliding off his coat, some absorbing into his vest.

Afterwards, Ebris spat on the ground in annoyance and stalked over to the other side of the counter, avoiding the whole mess of flammable grod. Ebris was one tough sumbitch, but he wasn't stupid enough to walk into a whole mess of grod that could catch fire, especially when the rathin' sumbitch was the kinda meta that could shoot fire outta his a**.

"You gonna start rathin' fightin' now, or am I gonna have to show ya how throwin' grod's done right?"

Oh, you bet he would. There were more than enough reasons that Ebris was equated to a rathin' gorilla, and throwing grod reaaaal good was one of them.

[07/17]

40Fierach

James, closed his eyes for a moment, easily stopping the metal box as it slid back toward his feet.

Well, he definately knew he wouldn't be fighting for a day or so after today.

"Fine then"

Ebris was stronger then him, and a dirty fighter, but fully empowered, James could give him a run for his money in the strength department. Not that he'd last long from himself, but, James was an actual martial artist, and still one of the strongest of his weight class.

With this self-destructive technique, just maybe.

Now he could feel it kicking into actual gear. His muscles twitched as they tried to contained the power being poured into them. He'd get this done even if it'd kill him.

Well, not really kill, but James'll get this s**t done.

"The old fashioned way it is"

He stalked forward toward Ebris, a dark look in his eyes, both hands out and arms bent at his sides.

7/17

41[ Cognitive Genome ]

Yep - that's more rathin' like it.

It seemed the Jimbo had done got tired of running around and playing grabass all day long - that, or the grod he was doing to make him super meta was really getting to him. Ebris never rathin' understood why the rath they did grod like that - nearly kill their dumb asses with their own goofy woowoo grod, when they could achieve the same rathin' results by picking up some nifty tech and laying waste to some faggots. That, or just be awesome like Ebris can cave their faces in.

Regardless of what reason the pansy might have, the fight was now entering Ebris' territory. Didn't matter how strong the punk could get, or how much groddy kung fu skills he done got - Ebris was gonna learn him real well as to why you never got up this close to someone as rathin' crazy and mean as him.

The two of them were still fairly close to the side of the counter as Ebris began to thud forward to meet the pansy, the large flat surface placed to his right. Knotted, cord-like muscles seemed to ripple with each step the bounty scum took, and the blood that once trickled down the sleeve of his duster had seemed to nearly stop. Unlike the Jimbo, Ebris didn't even bother to put up a grodpacked guard. There was no need.

Once the bounty scum got within striking range, he didn't even lash out. He just kept on moving. Right into the grill (well, not quite) of the pansy. As this happened, his hands finally began to move - up. Bad grod was about to go down. Really, really bad grod.

[08/17]

42Fierach

To say that this would be interesting would be overstating it. James was an excellent infighter, and he was matching himself up with Ebris, perhaps the strongest and angriest man in the entire tournament in extra-close quarters, something they both excelled at.

James would be making the first move (sorta), almost exploding into action with precision footwork. He spun to his right, slapping (well, more like punching) away Ebris's left arm as it came at him with his own left hand.

He didn't even bother to actually perform a follow-up, James's followup was just to simply ram himself into Ebris as if he was a wall he had to smash through. Of course, having just smacked away Ebris's left with his own arm meant that the first thing ramming into Ebris's solar plexus was James's left elbow.

And elbows, and issuing devastating power from such a close range was James's specialty. This Bajiquan principle taught the required muscles to work in tandem, contracting and expanding, tensing, at the moment of impact to deliver maximum power. It was a strike that his own teammates would cringe seeing, knowing that if it were them on the receiving end, they'd be ********. Beastly endurance or not, if Ebris thought he could take the blow unaffected, he'd be horribly shocked to find out otherwise.

James's face was contorted into a feral snarl as his right hand quickly shot up to get a grip on Ebris's mouth and lower jaw in the aftermath of the devastating hit.

8/17

43[ Cognitive Genome ]

Jimbo had done gone rathed up.

He shoulda taken the fight off to the side - in the middle of the aisle of some grod. Then again, the guy had rathed up in the first place by thinking it was a good idea to get all up in his grill. That was Ebris forte, and not even the strength, durability and brutality of someone like Athan Cole had been enough to top the bounty scum in this domain. Sure, the chump could do some painful things to him - a lotta people could - but he was gonna get whatever he dished out back several rathin' dozen times over.

And rath, did the guy's blow actually hurt. The elbow nearly caused him to buckle over and stumble back, knocking the wind outta him and causing him to go bugeye for a second. However, the guy's elbow was gonna feel like grod afterwards too, as it was slammed clean into one of the fairly thick durasteel plates that were woven into the flak vest. It was enough to possibly shatter the joint, especially if the Jimbo's bone density wasn't increased with the sudden increase in strength.

The Jimbo had been given the first hit in this little confrontation. It was time for Ebris to respond with all the love in his rathin' heart.

Glamorous leader's right shot up to grab and claw at the old man's ugly mug. He responded in kind by yanking his head back and having his own left - which had been slapped down - to come up and grab it by the wrist. It'd prolly come with much concern that Jimbo would find out that Ebris wasn't too keen on letting go - in fact, he began to squeeze with all his rathin' might while pulling the hand away. Once again, if the Jimbo's bones weren't hardened from his goofy woowoo SSJ time, then he'd begin to feel his wrist bones slowly buckle and snap under the hydraulic clamp-like grip of the bounty hunter.

Pretty nasty grod so far, and Ebris was far from done. It was time to bring in the grodpacked appetizer.

Remember the bounty scum's right? Remember the counter right next to it? Remember how the purdy Jimbo's own limb was occupied with elbowing him through a steel plate? All of those things would lead to bad grod for the boy. Ebris' right shot up to the little f***t's beautiful head and into the hair. Boy, was it silky soft and smooth! b*h must use 5 different shampoos and conditioners, all in a specific order, to make it as purdiful as it was.

Ebris went and showed him how much he cared about his immaculate hygiene by grabbing a fistful of his precious locks and yanked down and to the right while forcing his own weight down with it. Jimbo was gonna find his skull/face getting slammed brutally into the solid counter, and there wasn't a damn thing he could do about it.

Oh, and what was that in the way?

It was a beaker. Oh boy oh boy oh boy. And what was written upon it in fine, SCIENCE-type letters? Sodium Hydroxide. OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY~

There was at least one thing fortunate for the Jimbo. The powder in the beaker was toned down for some reason, so instead of permanent blindness and melty face, all he'd get was temporary, rathin' agonizing blindness. Fun grod right there!

[09/17]

44Fierach

No, James actually only used ONE type of shampoo.

Acme's all-in-one Shampoo and Conditioner for Handsome Anime Hero Guys.

Years of impact training had left James able to smash through walls with his bare fists. Much like the best Muay Thai fighters, James's bones were stronger then normal, something garnered from healing over from hundreds of fights.

He really didn't expect the durasteel plate though, even if he did almost ram through it.

Even as Ebris attempted to crush his right hand, James felt nothing. THAT hand was encased in an armored gauntlet remember? Lucky for him

Due to a few reasons worked out by both players over MSN. James's head just barely missed the beaker of NaOH. Getting slammed into a table was still pretty rough, but he was used to it by now.

After all, such things always did happen to smaller fighters. Its like they had a "THROW ME. SLAM ME" sign on their back.

What did transpire was that Ebris was open, and the martial artist himself grabbed the beaker with his left hand, and bashed it through the giant hobo's close face, along with a focused blast of flame. Three hits in one. James's fingers would be cut up by the shards of glass and the lye would seep into them, causing a good deal of pain, but he'd be going through completely with the motion and backhanded through the debris, smashing some of it even further into the man's ugly mug, and simultaneously unleash a small, but focused blast of flame.

Made possible by Ebris using his body weight to force the both of them down and sticking that HOLYSHITITSTOPPEDACLOCK face closer.

The arena also worked both ways. While it slowed down James's ability to use his powers in anyway, that also meant that it slowed down the rate of damage he inflicted upon himself from using this particular technique. Having done nothing but bluffs and tiny sparks and empowerment of himself so far, he was finally ready to cut loose.

He's always chargin' his lasers.

9/17

45[ Cognitive Genome ]

It wasn't just getting slammed into a table - it was getting slammed into a completely solid lab counter with someone as strong and heavy as Ebris Dhifi behind it. Normal bone density training wouldn't cut it, but the guy seemed unphased for some rathin' reason. It was the kind of blow that'd absolutely ruin someone's face, even crack a skull wide open. Wonder what the rath was going on there.

Eh, who gives a grod?

TIME FOR SOME MORE.

Ebris didn't stop at the head bash. Rath naw. Upon impact, Jimbo would immediately find his face rubbing very painfully across the counter as the scum's weight continued to go rathin' down, his right still grabbing a nice chunk of the pansy's hair while it was getting dragged. If there was any sort of edge to the counter, Jimbo's face would get cheese grated from getting yanked along it due to the forces involved.

Now, just what the rath was going on?

The bounty scum was bringing grod to the ground - hard.

Insert face smash/splat onomatopoeia grod here

The blow before was rathin' deadly, but it had only used the upper body weight of Ebris and Jimbo. This one would make the previous one look like a face slap. All of Ebris' weight was traveling down for this slam, as well as Jimbo's own as his head was yanked down. The arm strength involved was also aided by the downward momentum. Best of all, this was a rathin' natural progression of grod - what, with Ebris' body already moving down. All Ebris had to do was twist his legs a bit to the right, kneel with the movement and drive grod down HARD.

Oh, there was Jimbo's own attack. Can't forget that grod. An attack that would have hit a stationary hobo's mug clipped the top of his skull as it continued to go down. Needless to say, the toned-down lye would be giving Ebris one HELL of a rash on his skull, and there was some glass cuttage, but there was no blinding or grod. The burst of flame also did the jerk thing of singing away a good portion of the hair he had been growing back in. Now that just got Ebris' goat real good.

Time for some payback for that grod.

After Ebris completed the drop into forced make-out session with glorious leader and now-shattered title and concrete base, the Jimbo would find his held-back right suddenly let go. How nice of Ebris! Well, not really, as Ebris simply swung the thing down towards the pinned peter pusher's skull and right back into the guy's exposed neck.

Bam, sledgefist to the neck spine. Just like that. There prolly wasn't much need to describe how much it rathin' sucked it was to be socked in the back of the back/neck - just add on the fact it was being accomplished by a 312lbs angry gorilla with something more akin to a sledgehammer than a human hand.

[10/17]

46Fierach

Well it wasn't like James's head wasn't already swimming in a sea of pain. He just wasn't out yet.

Something Ebris was going to try and rectify of course. James could only close his eyes and brace himself as he was pretty brutally dragged and then smashed ground yet again. He felt his arm being released, and the time, had come as one eye opened and stared upward at the giant hobo with deadly intent.

The entire fight seized on this one moment... and James grabbed it by the horns. He had been waiting for such a choice chance.

"RRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHH"

It might've been a cry of pain.

More like, utter rage though.

Much like how he had smacked away Ebris's arm the first time, James did the same yet again, diverting the course of the sledge-hammer blow by neatly striking it with his left hand, although, not by enough as it clipped the front of his neck. Massive discomfort.

10/17

47Vicarious Diction

Colin craned his neck to try and look over the counters, baton hanging loosely from his hand. Wasn't every day you got to see some prat get his face turned into hamburger meat in real time. As interesting as it was, Colin was still antsy. Blood from both sides only made him want to spill some on his own. He'd quit the business a while back, but he could still remember what he liked about it.

He could remember, but it didn't connect. Not yet, anyway.

48[ Cognitive Genome ]

Poor Jimbo.

The face smash into the ground would do two very painful things. For one, the sheer fact his skull was being smashed into something extremely solid with immense force was gonna ruin anyone's day - even Ebris' infamously thick skull wasn't denser than a foot of concrete supported by steel rebars. The tile was the second part. Now, that grod wasn't durable at all; grod, it shattered real easy. But that's where poor Jimbo's problem came in - he was now getting a face full of broken pieces of tile, all pretty rathin' sharp and more durable than glass. Luckily, his face wasn't getting rubbed in it (just yet, anyway), but the initial impact would maul the side his purdy lil' face and head pretty rathin' good.

It was then the pansy started doing all sorta huckin' and jivin' and Ebris knew he was starrting to get desperate. Didn't he warn the boy that bad grod was gonna happen if he got up close to him? His rathin' funeral, it seemed. During all his panicking, it seemed glamorous leader forgot one important fact about his whole problem:

He was face first in a pile of broken tile and concrete.

Ain't that rathin' pleasant. Unfortunately for him, when Ebris let go of his arm to immediately slam down on his neck with a sledgefist, he really couldn't see what the rath he was doing. Also, how can ya slap something outta the way when it was in front of the slapper arm and heading down immediately after letting go? Ya can't, that's what, though he did succeed somewhat.

Fierach Wrote:

"RRRAAAAAAAAA-WHUD"

"Shut th' rath up, Jimbo - you'll wake th' grodpacked neighbors."

The sledgefist did its work - partially. Jimbo's flailing left elbow managed to deflect the blow somewhat, but it was s till a pretty rathin' brutal blow. If the b*****d was lucky, it'd be time to take a nice, long nap. But, since this punk seemed extra frisky today, it looked like Ebris had to get a little bit mean. Just a bit, anyway.

When Jimbo started to flail some more, it because all the rathin' obvious he was grodding his pants at this point. Sure, his elbow was free to go all whilly-nilly, but that grod ain't gonna hit no face when you're facing a counter and a pissed off ape is kneeling next to your head, holding you down with all the love in the world. The angles don't work that way, plain and rathin' simple, nor does Jimbo have enough length in the arm to do it. He'd have to dislocate his shoulder and do all sortsa weird grod to do that. Same with his right arm - that one was pinned nice and snug by the Jimbo's own body.

Poor Jimbo. Should have used his goofy woowoo SSJ mode to do some other grod first, but what he tried to do just plain wouldn't work. Even if it had worked, the fact that he expected it to knock his jaw clean off would have sent Ebris into hysteria if he had known. Jaws were already rathin' durable as hell, and Ebris had been socked full-force by the likes of Athan Cole and that CHIMERA rather from last year's elimination, and the worst that had happened was his jaw nearly breaking. But flying off, especially by a pansy? HURHUR.

Now, it was Ebris' time to goto work. As pansy boy was huckin' and jivin' on the ground, the old b*****d did something rathin' simple - lift jimbo's head a wee bit off the ground and thrust his arm and body to the right. Jimbo would then probably find out what it'd be like to get his head shoved through a thick wooden cabinet door, with the splinters all around him poking him all nice-like in important places around the neck.

Man, Jimbo was really having a bad day.

[11/17]

49I Am Doctor Insano

]=[

Griff Morivan.

The Damned Man.

He was standing, waiting.

This fight had become dull.

James and Ebris getting all...

MOTHA ******** MAD!

What's the point?

********...

It's...

So...

Dumb.

God damn!

It's just a game...

Let it go, gentlemen.

It's not like it matters.

Free your mind, breathe.

Relax, and just let yourself...

Flow. Go with the motions...

It's just a game...

]=[

50Nightsnow

-- In the meantime...

The swordsman got the sharpie off of his face after the 38th time of washing it. Luckily there were some cleaning agents that weren't harmful in contact to the skin or if in the eye, and using the product, the swordsman finally turned around to glance at the current action between the two Captains.

A red, blushed-like look on his left cheek was all that is left from the consistent scrubbing and removal of that goddamn sharpie mark.

"..."

Tucking his hands into the sleeves of his cloak, the swordsman waltzed up next to Griff that seemed to be acting up a bit.

"..."

If he had a fan, he might've just whacked Griff to his senses, but that was not his type of personality, so he refrained from whacking Griff back to his senses.

"Well."

He stretched, watching the desperate struggle between Ebris and James.

"This is turning out to be pretty much a slug-fest, don't you agree?"

51I Am Doctor Insano

]=[

"Snorefest. All I see here is GRRAAAAAAAGH." Griff considered, reaching for his hip, almost thinking about grabbing a cigar. "...Damn this place... Can't smoke. We'd all cook." Morivan leaned back, scratching his lips through her mask. "So. Who do you want to fight?"

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52Nightsnow

"Well, if you do cook us all...I'm going to have to kick your a**." The swordsman' replied, raising an eyebrow and having an expression that clearly stated his business.

The swordsman pulled his hood back down, hiding his gaze as he thought about Griff's question.

"....Hm..."

He then shrugged. "I'm fine with about anyone...though,"

The eyes wandered to one guy that seems grotesquely buff, with what seems to be a b*****d sword strapped behind the guy's back.

"If there's a foe that uses swords, I'll be the one to oblige that."

53I Am Doctor Insano

]=[

Griff paused looking over the room once before pointing at Colin.

"That dude. I call him next."

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54Fierach

"Shut th' rath up, Jimbo - you'll wake th' grodpacked neigh-?!"

With a loud RIPPPING sound, James flexed the muscles in his right arm and pushed off using all the muscles that he still could, forcibly tearing free, his hair being ripped out in great chunks.

At the same time, James's left hand shot up and gripped Ebris's open mouth.

Here was his choice chance.

Eyes blazing with fury, James simply unleashed all of that "WOOWOO" meta power that he had. There was no physical empowerment (hadn't been powering up since they actually started with their fists flying), all of it was channeled into his left arm to well forth repeatedly in one glorious display of fireworks as James unleashed all of the pent-up energy he had stored within his body. A normal strike was capable of stunning the average man, but having the sacred flame explode into the hobo's ugly mug from within and the outside multiple times?

Ebris had gotten cocky over the "pansy". How could the guy fight and react his best if he didn't think any guy was worth his salt? James, for his part, figured it'd take nothing less then a great deal many head-shots to truly take down hobo, and he got his opportunity. Finally, the patience for dealing with so much pain had paid off. Who said that James was in a panic and flailing about like a mad dog? ******** that.

No pain no ******** gain. The bruised and broken side of his face was nothing compared to the constant FLAMINGGRENADEFIST going off right inside Ebris's mouth. James's internal battery would be nearly dry, the effort so far through this fight had nearly burned him out, but all of it, just for this one moment of meta over human, was worth it.

For Ebris? Atleast James made sure he used enough power to ******** the hobo over. He'd feel like he was being punched a dozen times over in all places on the face and just inside the mouth, and the repeated concussive bursts would be accompanied by searing, blinding flame. This was James's signature flame style attack.

Shock Fist technique, nicknamed the Grenade Fist. Directing the force of the blast away, toward his opponent.

Ebris wanted woowoo st powers. He got woowoo st powers.

Now just for the man to quit humping him and get the ******** off. James'll let go as soon as Ebris went away or something. He wanted some distance after all.

11/17

55[ Cognitive Genome ]

Because the omnipotent FIGHTAN God that watched over Ebris was far too rathin' nice today, what should have happened, didn't - other grod did. Still painful grod, but not OH THRONE RAPE grod.

So, as Ebris proceeded to brutally shove Jimbo's head through the Throne-damned cabinet - which Jimbo did nothing to rathin' stop - the faggert decided to get a bit too frisky. Yeah, Ebris shouldn't have opened his damn mouth in the fight, but he was an arrogant sumbitch and did grod like that, and rath, he usually got away with it. That's just how awesome he was. This time, not so much.

The Jimbo somehow managed to get his left arm all the rathin' way up to Ebris' face, but that didn't mean the bounty hunter was completely oblivious to the damn attempt. Whatever grod he was gonna be doing was prolly not gonna be good, especially with him starting to huck and jive all crazy-like in an attempt to get free, which was starting to work. So, Ebris immediately pulled his neck back and snapped his jaw shut, the groping hand an inch away from his maw. That still didn't stop what happened next - Ebris got a face full of groddy meta flame.

"PISSSSSSSSS!"

Oh yeah, it wasn't pleasant. While Jimbo had to worry about removing his head from the wooden door and all the jagged pieces of wood around his neck, Ebris immediately stood up from the b*****d and began to paw at his face with his sleeves, as it was RATHIN' ON FIRE. The brute had managed to close his eyes at the last second, saving him from blindness. It took him a bit to put it out, but the flame retardant material of his duster helped a lot. After Ebris was done with this grod - now sporting an angry blackman face - he immediately went after the chump. Now, the guy could have tried to have gotten out real quick and possibly get away, but that would shred up his neck bad from the sharp pieces of wood. Or, he could have gotten out more slowly and carefully, but have a good chance of getting caught and being mauled by the now-berserk bounty hunter.

Not too many good options left, huh?

[12/17]

56Fierach

The only thing that was smashed into the cabinet was a fistful of hair, as James had bore the pain and ripped himself out of Ebris's grasp.

Although his attack didn't go through completely, it also meant that James didn't waste any more of his power beyond the initial burst. Atleast he tried not to. The flames erupting from his hand sputtered and lashed out at Ebris's retreating form, losing focus but gaining range as he brought it back to help balance himself and attempted to stand up.

The good news was that the leftover lashes of flame would actually reach Ebris's body. The bad news was that it wasn't really going to do anything.

Unless it lit some of that alcohol that seeped into the hobo's clothes. It'd be unexpected and completely accidental of James, but it'd be welcome.

He tried to stand up to fast though, and suddenly, his head spun harder then ever. Using the counter to support himself, for one moment, James just, appeared to actually flail about, not really knowing where he was going.

Then he met the wall.

s**t, he was right back where he decided to start the whole ill-conceived straight-out hand-to-hand exchange.

Trapped!?

12/17

57[ Cognitive Genome ]

Jimbo was reaaaaaaaaaally getting annoying.

As Ebris flailed at his flaming face, backing up into a counter placed up against one of the walls, the Jimbo decided to continue to lay on the fire. It wasn't so much affecting him - beyond catching a few patches of flame retardant clothing on fire due to splotches - but it was keeping him back. EBRIS NO LIKE FLAME, HURRRRRR. Throne-damned did it make him angry. He held his left arm up and turned his face to the right, trying to avoid the gout of flame, when something red and shiny caught the bounty hunter's eye. Ebris immediately knew what it was, and immediately grinned brutally at the sight. His right hand lashed out, yanked the thing from the wall, and brought it to bear in front of him.

The bounty hunter then walked into the flame, pulled something black up from the red thing, and pulled.

POOOOOOOOOOOSH

Throne-damned, fire extinguishers are rathin' awesome.

Water and foam were propelled out in massive jets by pressurized nitrogen, extinguishing the fires the pansy was shooting outta his a** at him. Labs were a beautiful thing - not only were they filled with nasty grod to do all sorts of mean things to people, but the methods to take care of them were present too, and what better way to deal with a rathin' fire meta pansy than a good ol' fire extinguisher?

Ebris' charred features began to belch forth gravelly chuckles as he stalked forward, blasting more of the stuff at the fleeing pansy. The Jimbo did all the work for him, cornering himself into a wall. Ebris would continue to lope forward, dousing the chump entirely. Eyes, nose, mouth and all that grod would be filled up by the stuff, blinding him and making it almost impossible to move without accidentally stumbling into something.

If this kept up, the old hunter would be right on top of him in mere moments and the pain would start all over again.

[13/17]

58Pocket Gal

Ouch. The pansy was getting his a** handed to him. The seven foot someone was enjoying the show. There was a lot of blood, blood was good. He couldn't wait for his turn, but it looked like the moron fighting Ebris was going to try and take this fight to the death...his death.

"TAP OUT!"

An angry yell of frustration. He lifted his arms, crossing them across his chest, muscles bulging, and bruises quite noticeable now or were those just really defined teeth imprints?

Oooh yeah. smilies/icon_cool.gif

59Fierach

He shielded himself from the jets with his good arm, the right one that was. A basic mental damage report told him that his left was pretty much numbed to hell. His right was alright. His face was two kinds of painful, one being RAW PAIN and the other one being ******** IT STINGS. His back was at the wall, and his left hand felt something in the way, it was probably the counter, the other end having some of his skin and blood on it.

Fires that resulted because of James's meta flames were easily extinguished. His own flames? Not affected as much.

If James didn't suspect that Ebris was going to maul him with the damn canister this would've actually felt pretty good. Pretty soothing to his wounds really.

Around this time though as Ebris advanced, our resident Admiral Ackbar showed up on the screens everywhere.

The giant hobo just blundered into something he remembered only a minute ago. The place where James made up his mind to embark on the hand-to-hand stint with the ugly a hobo, was behind that pool of flammable st still on the floor. That definately hadn't gone away.

So all James did was gather a small spark in the palm of his right hand, protected by the palm turned inwards, and he tossed it at the pool, setting it, and the rather large and ANGRY MAN on it, on fire. The fire extinguisher wasn't any use if he wasn't pointing it at the right target.

13/17

60[ Cognitive Genome ]

Except getting hit by the grod wasn't that pleasant at all.

The foam they use in these little things wasn't ordinary foam - it was chemical foam. As in, grod that was designed to specifically counteract fires. Unless Jimbo had SUPRAFIRE that couldn't get extinguished or some grod, his goofy woowoo grod would find itself suddenly finding itself with ANOTHER thing hindering it pretty rathin' badly. Regardless of whatever grod it did to the punk's flames, it was still chemicals. And that grod was getting in his eyes and mouth and nose and so forth. While it wouldn't be as rathin' bad as the toned-down lye, glamorous leader would find tears pissing outta his ducts like a race horse. If he inhaled it at all - which is pretty damn likely, as Ebris was pretty sure that despite this grodpacked punk's wonkiness, he needed to rathin' BREATHE - he'd be hacking pretty damn badly.

So, back to the flame grod. Let's say that the Jimbo was able to light that grod up on the ground. Didn't Jimbo learn that trying to trap Ebris was generally a pretty rathin' bad idea?

WHOOSH, everything went up in flames. Problem was, it was only on the ground, and all of the grod that had gotten on Ebris had already died out after catching on fire for a brief bit due to him wearing flame retardant threads. That meant that good portions his boots caught on fire, maybe some bits of his jeans too. Jimbo was gonna find out that it took a HELLUVA lot more than that to really take out Ebris.

So, Ebris continued to lope forward with giant steps, ignoring the steadily building pain in his feets, all the while continuing to lay down the steam of fire haet -

POOOOOOOOSH

POOOOOOOOOOOOSH

THUNK

  • before slamming the butt of the thing directly into the Jimbo's center mass really rathin' hard. Ebris aimed for the gut, but anything in the general area was good enough. As he used periodic bursts instead of a full stream, the bounty hunter was able to keep an eye on the pansy. If he tried to bolt, well, he'd run blindly into two wonderful counters to either side of him.

Yeah, it really was a rathin' trap.

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61Fierach

It was James's trap.

The chemicals were still rather soothing to James.

This was, compared to what had happened to him earlier of course. Perhaps all the being smashed around had addled his mind somewhat. James was able to shield himself from the worst of it, and Ebris's periodic bursts also let HIM get a general idea of the man, and he knew the hobo was a'coming.

Last moment, the bounty hunter would be pretty suprised as James simply escaped yet again. He had felt out the counter earlier with his left arm, and he took the chance to simply throw himself onto it and tumble over to the other side, snatching something from the table. A stylish maneuver and hanging in there by a thread. The hobo probably just left another large hole in the wall.

Ebris'll find out in a short second what the wily martial artist obtained on his roll as he landed on the other side and forced his other eye open long enough to make an accurate snap-shot from the other side of the counter.

The lucky b*****d (James that is) JUST got his knife back when he tossed it, and backed up slightly. Spelled and charged with that SUPRAFIRE that James wielded, the knife'll collide with the fire extinguisher and go off like a small concussion grenade, causing the extinguisher to go off in Ebris's hands and maim him. Those things are pretty volatile under the wrong conditions.

With no fire extinguisher, maimed hands (and other things), a counter between him and the young asian meta, a large roaring flame to slow Ebris from going back around, and little room to build the moment tackle and break the counter like he did to begin with, this was STILL James's trap.

No true direct application of strength or powers. Brains over brawn. Respect it.

14/17

62[ Cognitive Genome ]

Bad rathin' move.

Remember the fact that the bounty hunter was doing the periodic bursts that let him see it? Rathin' Jimbo sure as hell wouldn't have been able to see it, as, y'know, his face and eyes were rathin' covered in chemical foam. The scum also wasn't charging - he was stepping wide and powerful, but not uncontrolled. In fact, he was entirely in rathin' control of his movements. He was prepared for the peter pusher to jump off to the side in hope of a desperate escape.

So, as soon as the Jimbo prepared to jump, Ebris burst right then and there, towards the middle of the direction and was right on rathin' top of him.

WHAM

Right into the Throne-damned wall.

Plan would have worked if Ebris had kept it as a full stream, or the Jimbo hadn't been blinded/covered in foam, or whole other lotta grod like that. It'd take too long to jump when standing on a ground slick with foam, as well as not being able to judge the jump in all the confusion - a quick glance before getting blinded would only help marginally. There are more pressing thoughts at hand, such as a rathin' berserker thudding towards you. As for hitting him - Ebris was pretty damn large. Him bursting in would allow him to hit even just the legs, which would be enough to take him down. After which, the bounty scum would crawl on top of him and the pain would resume once again, letting the fire extinguisher roll out of general range, though Ebris could lean over a lot and still grab it if need be.

Ebris gritted his teeth as he felt his lower leg flesh begin to cook at this point, but that didn't matter. What mattered were his fists slamming down and down and down again in the general face/head area of the punk with all of his rathin' fury and hate. This grod had gone on long enough - it was time to end it.

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63Fierach

Damn hobo just bruised his way through everything didn't he?

He managed to get a leg while James was in mid-jump. With the rest of Ebris's weight, he was quickly pulled down. Then Ebris tried to crawl up and pound James's head.

"Yeah, you do that you damn hobo"

Let him crawl. He had a little way to go. With both of James's arms free, he was going to be able to land the first few blows.

And what blows they would be. Even though Ebris had stopped him from completing his roll away, James did manage to snatch up his knife half-way through.

As Ebris pulled him down, both of the martial artist's hands came down too.

His right clapped itself onto the back of Ebris's head and took a firm grasp of the hobo's head/hair whatever he could still grasp while his left flashed toward Ebris's throat, the spelled knife in hand.

"Yield or die" James spat out, blood leaking out of his mouth still. He was ten kinds of ******** up, and in worse condition then Ebris by far, but there was little chance Ebris would be able to react fast enough to prevent himself from getting killed should he ignore the order and make any sudden movements.

Last ditch maneuver. Force his opponent to surrender.

15/17

64[ Cognitive Genome ]

It was there. He could feel - rathin' feel it.

Right in there. Boiling. Seething.

The little rather just wouldn't drop. He just wouldn't rathin' stop moving.

It was there. All the way back from the scummy, groddy streets of Durem.

The Anger. THE RAGE.

Well, the Jimbo should done be proud of himself. He had managed to drag Ebris Dhifi around for an inanely long time, considering how short it usually took for him to maul something to near death. Grod, the b*****d had put up one rathin' long fight and had almost made it to the very end - to safety. Ebris would have been denied his complete victory over what, a rathin' goofy woowoo peter pushing meta?

NO.

At this point, Ebris' anger had been held in check for far too long. People laughed and claimed that the bounty scum's mind was rathed up, but it wasn't a joke - they were spot on. He had seen a whole lotta grod his entire life and it had done gone rathed him up. There were reasons behind the hate, the madness, but did it rathin' matter beyond the fact that he had it? Maybe for another day, another story. For now, all that mattered were the dilating pupils, the shuddering frame, the grinding, gnashing teeth, the foam forming at the corners of his mouth - everything that only hinted at the kind of HAET lurking beneath. The last time he had gotten like this within the confines of the Heaven or Hell tournament, a dragon had been brutally mauled and had lost its rathin' jaw, despite the grievous injuries it had inflicted upon the old man.

Ebris Dhifi was one rathed up motherrather, and this little grodbag was just about to find out how much.

All semblance of control left Ebris at this point. Maybe it was the fact his senses didn't register his body crushing into the Jimbo's after his tackle; maybe it was the fact the fight had dragged on without seeing the punk's faced caved in till it looked like a bloody crater; maybe it was all the rathin fire the pansy had been throwing around the whole damn fight. It could have been any of those reasons, a combination of them and more. It didn't rathin' matter. All that rathin' mattered were the two mitts that clamped down on the f*****t's left leg.

And squeezed.

And squeezed.

And squeezed.

Ebris' own quivering digits screamed in protest from the sudden grip, which utilized every mote of strength the bounty hunter could muster. The Jimbo had been killing his body with his goofy woowoo grod - Ebris was killing his own with his current lack of self preservation. When it came down to it, the scum's strength surpassed his durability - a fact that could be seen whenever he used his "knockout blow" technique, which was so powerful that it could break his own arm. Ebris was tapping into that grod right there, and what his fingers and wrist felt, Jimbo would be feeling and more through his boot and into his ankle, almost assuredly beginning to crush it.

But that wasn't the goal. No.

Ebris took a step back with his left, spinning on the heel of his right. Jimbo, while groping for grod on top of the counter, would suddenly find himself yanked back with sudden, immense force, and would then find himself soaring through the air, and then -

WHACRACK

  • pain.

The slanty-eyed faggert was slammed into the wall right next to Ebris by his own leg. Yes, that's right. The bounty hunter had yanked him off the table, spun around and rammed his body into the wall with all the force he could bring forth. It was one of the most base kind of things someone could do, even for Ebris - he had planned on dragging the f*****t down and mounting him while in a sane mindset, but Ebris wasn't sane anymore. This was the quickest, the easiest, and most brutal thing he could do to the pansy. And it worked.

Ebris whole frame shuddered visibly from the reverberations of the impact, filling him with pain that his unstable mind blotted out. The wound on his arm had begun to bleed again and while much of the flames on his jeans had died away, some remained, which had burnt away the pants to reveal completely charred flesh. The Jimbo had done some very nasty things to the bounty hunter, but he was gonna do things back that would haunt him for the rest of his rathin' life - if he could remember it.

As soon as the Jimbo's body slid to the ground from gravity, he was yanked up again. He could kick his other foot and try and shatter some fingers, but the others would remain. If he had grabbed some grod off the table and threw it, then Ebris would beast through it. If he went for the goofy woowoo grod, then video records would show a giant, flaming berserk man slamming a hapless victim around the room like a rag doll. Even if all of that grod meant taking Ebris down as well. It didn't matter. The only thing that rathin' mattered was the next swing - into walls, into the ground, into counters, into everything.

WHUCRACK

WHUTHNNK

WHUSPLAT

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65I Am Doctor Insano

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Griff put his hand over his face, almost in disgust, almost in awe, definitely in wonderment. All he could say was, "Dyamn..."

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66Fierach

Last year Dzan had cracked his head multiple times against a steel crate. Same guy also strikered him in the back with a sledgehammer, of all things. That was then, this was now. Handsome he may be, but James Eredas was no pansy.

Not by far.

He'd changed from then. Brutal training after the tournament. Development of his new self-destructive skills had earned him more permanant scars then he received throughout the entirety of his fighter career so far. He'd have never gone the distance before at such a disadvantage.

And he'd never give up, not toward the bitter end.

Anyway.

He still had some of that SUPRAFIRE left.

Time to leave the old man with something to remember him by.

It was like riding a damn bull at the rodeo, only a hundred and ten times more violent. James used his grip on the old man's head to curl up and cling on for as long as he could for a final special delivery. One last GRENADE FIST at the only target James could make out in the frenzy. The bounty hunter's face.

One solidly delivered punch to Ebris's right eye region. One last focused blast of SUPRAFIRE to accompany it.

Defiance!

The punch awkwardly performed, it didn't even matter if the fist didn't make contact, that was the unlying purpose. The culimination of whatever power James could scrap up at the last moment would explode into the ugly mug of Ebris Dhifi like a SCIENCE-portable nova. If he managed to hold on a little longer and prevent himself from being completely tossed about the arena, James'll do it one more time, but the second time probably won't come anywhere near connecting. Angry man was angry.

Thats going to leave one HELL of a mark.

16/17

67[ Cognitive Genome ]

It was the rathin' end.

Ebris had gone into an uncontrollable rage and was beating the absolute worst, stinkiest grod outta Jimbo as humanly possible. Muscles - mainly in the left leg - would shred, bones would snap, organs would burst. The pansy might have trained to take a beating, but this grod would go beyond the possible human threshold of taking damage. If Ebris were to keep it up, then there would have been just a bloodied, ruined husk after the end of everything.

So, it was pretty rathin' fortunate that the sumbitch had just a bit left in him to nail Ebris one last time.

Now, for the sake of clarity, the Jimbo was flailing around like a boneless sack of meat - no real way to grab onto Ebris' head, as he had yanked the sumbitch from the table by his pinned leg and hadn't gone for a body pin. The brute had just done gone got too berserk to bother with that silly grabass grod. Apparently, however, the peter pusher's ability wasn't limited to being fist-only, and thus was launched at Ebris' ugly mug mid-swing.

THWOOSH

Man, at this rate, Ebris really rathin' wouldn't be getting his hair back. Like, ever.

The ball of fire exploded on the right side of Ebris' face. Unlike a normal gout of flame, this one exploded. Flesh was charred and blasted away and his eye was nearly blown apart. Everything went bright for that eye and then faded away, leaving potentially permanent damage. Worst of all, it caught Ebris' face on fire.

Did that stop him, though?

Rath no. Not immediately, anyway.

Ebris' slamming was interrupted briefly by the concussive effect of the fireball, but immediately afterwards he lifted the Jimbo up over his head and slammed his entire body down with all his force on top of a nearby counter, into plenty of glass and other instruments. At this point, Ebris' grip would have nearly mangled the leg, especially with the constant slamming.

Yanking the sumbitch off the table, Ebris spun around on the ball of his left foot and then hurled glamorous leader at the nearest wall, sending him spinning like a rag doll on a horizontal axis right into it.

THKRNSH

The body hit the wall with a sickening thud, crunch and splat. Ebris didn't even bother looking - he knew the results. He was too busy roaring in pain and wrapping his coat around his face to douse the flames. Shaking his head and shuddering violently, he thudded off the stage clumsily, his injuries finally catching up to him. Still, for as much damage Ebris had taken, the kind the Jimbo had eaten up was the worst kind imaginable. The pain helped sober his mind as well, only somewhat though. If he was more stable, he might have even felt some mote of respect for the punk a** kid, as he was able to stand up to some of Ebris' worst and actually come out alive.

Good job, Jimbo - now go take a Throne-damned nap for a long time.

[17/17]

68Fierach

That giant bear-sized crater in the wall left by Ebris earlier just got a whole lot bigger. There wasn't much to be said about a 170-something pound human deadweight hurled into the cracked wall, except that it consisted of massive amounts of PAIN and AGONY.

This looked like the end for James, atleast this rou- wait, what the ********?

The guy was starting to get up. What the ******, was he a ****** zombie?

Whoops, not that kinda zombie. More like this kind, except with eyes.

Anyway. DID HE FEEL NO PAIN?!

Well, technically, he actually didn't. He was unconcious already.

His eyes were blank, even as his body and arms slowly shifted themselves into a fighting stance.

It was rumored that martial artists who trained sufficiently enough, and had the supernatural willpower to push on beyond all odds, were capable of fighting even as they themselves where unconcious, their body having memorized the necessary movements and were capable of just instinctively reacting and fighting on.

He started to move forward toward Ebris, seemingly intent on keeping the battle going.

And then he just, rather anticlimatically toppled over, right before the FIGHTER on his left wrist beeped and told them that the round was over. Ebris Dhifi won by KO. So close, yet so far. The earlier warning beeps signaling that the round was nearing the end of its time limit was easily missed in the ruckus of battle by the both of them.

Bones broken and fractured. Internal damage to his muscles abounded. James was going to need one hell of a medic, and he'd likely be fighting in the next round with some sort of disadvantage, if at all.

17/17

69Vicarious Diction

One bloody hell of a row. Colin couldn't help but finally smirk. Not because of the damage that had been dished out by their team captain, but because his turn was finally up. Looking around at what was left of the SCIENCE lab after the bull had rushed through this china shop and smashed around one plate by the name of James Eredas, Colin chuckled at an old nursery rhyme of sorts that he altered for this day's festivities so far.

Old E Dhifi had a lab

E-I-E-I-O

And on this lab there was some gore

E-I-E-I-O

With some blood over here and some bone over there

Here's some blood, there's some bone, every where's a little sore

E

I

E

I

O

Standing up, shirt still parted half-way down his chest and hickeys displayed for the room, Colin would look around at the three remaining members of God Caliber and wondered if they still thought there was a God. If they did, there were still two more fights to make their faith falter, just like their knees and wills would. Bending down, Colin dug around in his duffel bag a little more and he pulled out of it a long black nylon sheath with a black handle sticking out of one end. Sliding the strap over his neck and letting it rest on one shoulder, the weapon laid across his back, angling from left hip to right shoulder. Colin kept the baton in hand as he continued to dig, looking for the two last pieces he needed to make this fight even more EPIC than the last one.

And there it was. His own grifted gPod and a little gPod entertainment center to plug it in and play the music through actual speakers instead of that shitty earbud quality Ebris had used. Colin really only had one song on here he liked, and he kept that thing on repeat. Damned emo kids with their bloody whiny shite that they called music. No, this was some good tune, and he was going to show it off for all of Gaia to see later on during the review reels.

Placing the station on a counter built into the wall, Colin would hook up the gPod and hit play, cranking the music up on both player and station so that all combatants would get a nice earfull of his kind of beat

Chorus started, and Colin would call out over it, a smirk on his face as he did so.

Was that some kind of bloody mental tactic? Make us all think you're a buncha weak prats so we'd go easy on th' next one?

The voices rose behind him, angels heralding the coming of some kind of God, and Colin walked around the counter into the middle of the room, foam to his left and cracked tile to his right. His Cockney accent was wild right now, a sign that he was ready to get into the hurly burly and didn't give a ******** rats arse how it ended as long as there was pain for the guy on the other end of his fists. Blue-green eyes, cat-like pupils narrowed to a slit, scanned the three remaining fighters.

Dickballface was now dickballess, but still the same person that was the butt of many off-handed comments earlier. No matter how much fun it would be to actually make that little twit have a real dickballface, he would get his from the 7 foot wonder behind him, and that was more than enough entertainment.

Barbie looked like and easy win, and that's not what Colin was looking for. He wanted to work for his win, and wanted each scar and each bruise to be landed by a guy who deserved to mark the punker up.

That's when his eyes landed on Ops over there. Guy looked like he'd just rappelled down from a helicopter and should have tossed in a flash-bang before him. THAT was the guy Colin wanted. THAT was the man that the crowds would be talking about next week when they were getting ice cream or going to the store for groceries or gobbing it up at the water cooler or getting drunk and bragging about how they could have taken him even though they secretly couldn't even get it up for their wives anymore.

THAT was the man Colin pointed out with the tip of his baton, silver caps and a silver band circling the middle off-setting the black steel that was the rest of his weapon. Eyes narrowed as he smirked, lips parting once more.

Or are you all a bunch of weak little twats that only got in because ya' spread ya' cheeks for a bit of who's your uncle with th' judges? Step up and show me if you're the man of this group. Step up and show me what ya' got, boy-o.

Colin pointed out Griff, still unaware of his name. That wouldn't last for long, though. Bending his arm and holding the baton across his body, the end in his left hand this whole time for reference purposes, and crack a grin. Twisted lips showed of his pearlies, and he'd speak once more.

Parents called me Colin. Remember it, 'cause you're gonna hafta gob it to the medics.

70I Am Doctor Insano

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Morivan stood in silence, just sorta thinking. He wasn't really all there for just a moment, pondering all the while why he felt so detached. Perhaps after so many explosions and crashes, he just didn't feel like he was there anymore. Somewhere far off, there was a man, sitting on a beach, sippin' on spiced rum and coconut milk while his wife layed across his lap, her slender hands massaging his-"Was that some kind of bloody mental tactic?" GOD DAMN IT!

Morivan snapped out of it, watching Ebris standing over the near corpse of James Eredas. The Team Captain had been totally obliterated. Massive injuries, broken everythings. Morivan would wind up walking around the counter he'd been relaxing against, just long enough to grab James' collar, dragging him off to the side, just setting him more or less out of range. Some things inside of Eredas seemed to be letting off some unsettling crackling noises. "Man..."

He looked over at the colorful looking gentleman cinematically assembling his weapon, making all sorts of noise, talkin' about weaklings and giubg rathin' easy on people. "...Rathin'?" Griff muttered, trying to rub Ebris' ridiculous voice out of his head. And just as he managed to install his own voice back into his brain, ANGR2 got back to talking. Morivan could feel the teeth in his own head clenching up. And luckily, he was the one Colin wanted up.

"Well..." Griff muttered, reaching up to his mask, rubbing his fingers up the cloth for just a second. He was happy to see that Ebris had been so kind to clear some space. So for just a moment, Griff could dodge his greatest weakness. Counter tops. The fabric became constricted as he hand reached the back of his head, and he snarled. Like the Bat, he ripped his cowl away, revealing those mad greens.

"Names Griff, and you're right about the medics.." He stated, the shreds of his mask crumpling on James' battered chest. He walked forward just a bit, rolling his neck, his feet beginning to bounce when the music exploded behind him. Around his hip, the DeuxMascus rested. He would draw, flick his wrist a time or two to just kinda show off before stabbing it into the exposed and weakened ground beneath them. "Cause in about five minutes? I'll have to tell them who you were."

Griff smiled, raising his hands. "Alright folks. Listen up! Here are the rules! Strikers are good to go, but hell, I'd discourage it. Bigguns one and two, feel free to go for it. Frosty? Sparks? Stay outta my way." He said in a sorta threatening tone. "Got any problems with that? Colon?"

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-Intro Post-

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71Nightsnow

The swordsman sighed, watching the bloodfest to the very end, putting his hand in front of his face in a facepalm posture. "Oh Captain, captain..."

He did have the compelling urge to just waltz over and make life more miserable to the captain when he's down and out, but just recalling that last moment of James fighting --

"...."

The hood covered whatever mood the swordsman had on his face. And with medics on standby - wherever they came from, the swordsman couldn't give a damn about - they hurriedly rushed to the fallen fighter that Griff took the time to drag back, putting him on the stretches and shouting out words which never really were listened by the swordsman.

"Goddammit, James..." The swordsman muttered, looking up to gaze at the new opponent that had replaced Ebris for the second round of the fight. It is rather obvious on who the opponent is pointing at just from the post, and while he had the urge to go before his other teammates, nonetheless -

The swordsman glanced at Griff's back, who seems more than ready to beat the crap out of Colin. Hell, he didn't really mind the fact that Griff wants a piece of the opposition as much as the swordsman is brooding for, though...

"Griff."

A pause.

"This fight's all yours."

72[ Cognitive Genome ]

Ebris hadn't been paying attention to all that grod. His massive but weakened frame was hunched down while he sat on top of a counter, his harsh gaze looking at the spectacle ahead. As he applied antiseptics, salves, bandages and grod like that, he was silently watching glamorous leader stagger up and lurch forward, like some sorta Throne-damned zombie. Ebris knew this wasn't the case - rather wasn't no damned living dead, he had just got a case of the FIGHTANS. Sumbitch wanted to fight so Throne-damned much that his mind kept forcing his body forward. Of course, like clockwork, the body simply refused to obey the mind and just collapsed in a heap of broken bones and torn meat.

"Heh...hengh...hagh!"

Guttural barks escaped the bounty scum's partially ruined lips, his head shaking slowly before looking down and continuing to slab can after can of salve onto his torched legs. That Throne-damned Jimbo really had some balls to be able to do that grod. Too bad he had to get rathin' destroyed so early in the game.

73Vicarious Diction

Colin chuckled. Colon. Clever. Too bad that was going to be one of the last things he could say for a while. Rolling his shoulders, the baton's tip bounced a few times in the air, never dropping from it's defensive position. Ebris got to do his little show of pounding a guy into pulp. Colin wanted to do the same.

Well, Griff, looks like we got somethin' in common.

Colin would c**k his left arm across his body, baton extending out behind his back, as he took a few bounding steps towards the man, close enough to get the sword into his range. Once there, Colin would skid, his shoes catching foamy tiles and allowing him to continue his move forward without having to move.

His right would shoot forwards to snatch up the handle into his own grasp and yank it free from the ground, tiles stopping as he did so. A small push forward and the baton would rocket down with his elbow, arm snapping to the floor and bringing the shaft a little more than three feet long down at the man's shoulder.

We both bleed.

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74I Am Doctor Insano

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It's interesting when you fight someone who has the opposite dominant hands as to the others. He would snatch the sword with his left, grasping the blade backwards and totally improperly to use. "That..." As he did so, Colin's baton would come down. Still in reverse motion, Griff would run his fingers of his right hand up his hips, "...we..." grasping four tiny knives into his fist and full out punching for Colin's shoulder, somewhere between the actual shoulder and the upper arm. It was a sloppy move, but ********.

"DO!"

Time to get serious.

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-Snatches sword, steps back about two or three feet and swiping his right arm into a punch for the shoulder-

{Clarifying Edit}

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-Knives Remaining-

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75Vicarious Diction

Colin was a pretty tough guy, even if he couldn't remember it. Still, eyes set on Griff and those knives being so damn small, he didn't see them until it was too late.

TWACK

******** hurt with a nice little aftertaste that he'd be feeling for a good minute or two. Colin's left continued down towards Griff's shoulder, but his right snuck up between chest and crooked elbow for a nice little touchy feely moment. Fingers clamped down around the man's wrist and, pulling the man just a little towards him, Colin made sure that he'd get nice and comfy with the end of his baton, which would be hitting his shoulder in three, two, one, CRACK

The angle didn't allow much for force, but it'd still bruise and probably ache for a good while. With that said and done, Colin gritted his teeth and PUSHED the arm away, knives popping or sliding of twisting or cutting their way out of his flesh, but anyway they did it, didn't really matter how, they were out of him and his arm, and Colin, that 5' 10" 220 lbs punker, had full control of the guy's arm.

Which would find itself being yanked to Colin's right as his left dropped low, silver cap almost kissing the lab floor, before snapping back up and slapping the inside of Griff's arm in the middle of his bicep.

TWACK

Baton's were always a favorite of Colin's. They allowed for great maneuverability, nice defensive properties, and it didn't matter how in the hell you held them or what side you hid a bloody twit with, it was gonna hurt the same all the time every time. Griff would be sore tomorrow, and he'd be lucky if he felt much in his arm after that.

Colin still wasn't done, though. His left continued back, baton tip sliding off of Griff's arm and rearing back, his right continuing to pull Griff's arm to the side with enough force to make the man turn away from Colin, allowing for one last attack before he probably wrenched his wrist free or Colin ran out of distance to pull him.

Colin donkey punched the man.

Yes, his fist, curled around the baton, shot forward and cracked against the back of the man's skull. Just a way to establish who was the b***h in this relationship.

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Three.

Two.

One.

Crunch.

Crunch?

Griff smirked for just a minute, going straight into his next movement. He wasn't like James. He wasn't like many of the other fighters out there. Even when things hurt, he kept his wits about him, and he didn't bother with his meta s**t on people it's not likely to help or work on. And no doubt, Colin would be wondering why Griff's shoulder sounded more like breaking ceramic dishes than it did popping bone or some such.

The knives would be torn out, to be sure, but Griff didn't mind losing grip of them. Not really. He moved back in, snarling as he closed the gap. His left arm, holding the sword upside down, blade forward, would bring it back, his hand running across his hip, the index and middle finger spacing long enough to snatch two more of those tiny knives. This one was straight forward and in extreme range.

Griff would take the hit to his forearm, and it'd be at thhat exact time that he would be punch/stabbing Colin in the lower rib, the two knives would of course, bury themselves in his flesh. He would then attempt to drag the sword upwards across the enemy's side/ribs. The knives were still gripped tightly, and if they had connected, they could each be dragged about an inch upwards before the small bits of metal would weaken or snap off in Colin.

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-Took shoulder hit, right shoulder on DragonSkin compromised. Second attack pending, as Griff's two-knife punch would be deployed. The follow up is Griff bearing his fist down and dragging the sword upward, hoping to cut Colin's side.-

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Colin was not the toughest or the quickest in all of Gaia Primus, but he had enough of both to get any job he was given done. That was no different today. Blood already trickling down his right arm, soaking into the sleeve of the shirt, Colin expected more of these little porcupine punches. Not like he could do much about it, though. These two were pretty close and chummy already, and that didn't allow for much time to react when it came to attacks. Colin already knew this place would end up looking more like a butcher's shop then a SCIENCE lab by the end of the day.

Colin grunted as Griff's fist, complete with stub knives, thudded against his side, the blades breaking his skin and sinking into his body between ribs. He'd hiss softly, tired of these little bee stings and thorns in his sides. Hiss turned to scowl as he grunted and stepped back from Griff, yanking the man's captured wrist across both of their bodies and twisting his own body to the right.

Griff had to move with the pull unless he was Mr. Fantastic and could stretch a mile long.

Colin pulled, and continued to pull until Griff was facing the opposite direction. No matter how many times Griff tried to stop him, Colin was going to pull that wrist as long as he had a hold of it, and he was going to make this prat bow before a new god.

Bloody pisser...

Colin was a tad miffed about getting stabbed TWICE by this little ninja poser, and he was about to show him exactly what he though of it. Taking a step or two to his right, Colin FORCED Griff to keep moving, keep crab-walking to the side, until he reached what he wanted: that counter Ebris has knocked sideways with that powerful HAET TRAIN gait of his. Stopping right in front of the tilted slab, Colin lifted his left foot and, with a grunt, kicked out at the back of Griff's right knee.

DEAD LEG EMINENT

Forcing Griff down to one knee, Colin straddled the man, making sure to keep him between the counter and himself. He wasn't giving him the option to just roll away like his little t**t captain. No, he was going to take it like a man and come out stronger in the end for it.

The baton bounced up into the air, tip glinting in the fluorescent lights above for a split second like in the movies when the hero reared back on his horse with his sword held high, and the punker would swing down at the stretched out shoulder on Griff's left. Colin's gaze shifted constantly, keeping the sword in sight as he swung down with great force at the joint, trying to work through whatever shell he had underneath to get to the nice meaty insides.

And he'd swing again. And again. And again. And again.

Pretty soon it'd sound like a Saturday morning in here, and Griff was going the be the Rice Crispies.

Snap

Crackle

and Pop

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No matter how many times Griff tried to stop him, Colin was going to pull that wrist as long as he had a hold of it, and he was going to make this prat bow before a new god.

Bloody pisser...

Colin was a tad miffed about getting stabbed TWICE by this little ninja poser, and he was about to show him exactly what he though of it. Taking a step or two to his right, Colin FORCED Griff to keep moving, keep crab-walking to the side, until he reached what he wanted: that counter Ebris has knocked sideways with that powerful HAET TRAIN gait of his.

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Wow. So. Like. Across the other side of the room? Like... Three meters away. Griff's free arm reached up and sheathed his blade and tugged against Colin, who just merrily pulled him across the room until they got to the counter. And giving Griff enough time to think, he would do so to, upon reaching his destination, jump up and tuck himself in, kicking both feet out in a sideways, T shaped kick for Colin's ribs. Now, unless Colin could do some sorta voodoo and dodge this point blank move, he (or they, if he had the strength of will to keep hold of Griff's arm after being kicked in the armpit) would be flung toward the counter, and Griff'd fall back a ways, no more than five or six feet.

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STRIKER

And around the other side of the counter to Griff's back would be the seven foot HUEG person in disguise. The only indication of his presence was the quick one, two thud of his footfall as he came up behind the counter, leaping gracefully over it to land just behind Griff.

In his hand he managed to grab a microscope off the counter as he jumped over it. The tall man with his shirt-o-weakness on brought his right hand back and up off his right shoulder, which held the microscope then brought down the heavy piece of equipment onto the back of Griff's skull. He would go for the man just before he kicked out at Colin.

The microscope would hit Griff's skull with a sickening thud. It was a mixture of crunchy softness. It made him hungry for a taco.

At least that's what it would sound like if the attack manages to hit.

"LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!"

Oh yeah. smilies/icon_cool.gif He was bad, bad to the bone.

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Meanwhile...

The sound of faucet water started to echo in the lab as the swordsman turned the sink on near him. There was nothing much to his action while he continued to watch the fight progress, placing his left hand into the sink and doing nothing afterwards.

Perhaps rinsing a bit of sweat off of his hand or whatnot, or just indulging himself from the sensation of the liquid.

Who knows?

Anyways.

"So, Ben." The swordsman chimed a bit, turning to look at his fellow teammate. "Got any idea on how this is going to turn out?"

81Vicarious Diction

There came the Jolly Gay Giant. Katie, the HUEG GAI who was really a HUEG GAL, popped up from behind Griff with a whole HERE'S JOHNNY look on her mug, and Colin knew that now was probably the only time he'd have to get in a crippling hit. Colin frowned, a little miffed that the dyke-in-training decided to hop in on this little jig these two had going, but he'd show her how he felt about it later. Right now, he had a perfectly decent opportunity right here to do some damage.

Colin stepped into the man and, with a little crouch, swung the arm holding the baton into the soft and fleshy spot where his kidney should be. Who knew what kind of mutie meta blow this brat had up his sleeves. Still, Colin went for the hit, right hand still holding the man's wrist, baton hiding under Colin's right shoulder and hanging out in the back like some dorsal fin on Flipper.

Now, for the follow-up. Colin popped up, elbow lifting as he did to mash itself into the underside of Griff's armpit, pressing the point into that collection of nerves and further into the joint beyond. No matter how much it hurt either of them, Colin still had a few more things to give this guy before he ran out of momentum and had to start back at square one.

Elbow in Griff's armpit, right hand gripping the bloke's right wrist, Colin's left straightened out and sent the bottom of his fist, pinkie first, into Griff's jaw.

Well, that was a lie. See, Colin never held his batons at the EXACT end. No, he left a few good inches sticking out of the end to keep for easier control and to allow for a little slipping from sweat or blood. So, in fact, Griff was about to get a mouth full of BATON cracking into his teeth, bone, flesh, muscle, whatever was there whenever that little game of chicken resolved with the baton coming out the victor. The sickening crunch would be muffled by the sound of ROCK coming from the corner, drums smashing in time with Colin's pounding heart.

Adrenaline junkies would PISS themselves for this rush.

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AW SHITLOAD OF ******** I DELETED MY POST ON ACCIDENT

Okay.

Griff would let out this outraged shout, his body shuddering hard as the microscope slammed clean into his skull. The ringing was unbearable, and for a moment, the soldier's brain tried to channel it out. His knees buckled, and he fell, almost, his body sorta squatted as he found himself back on the beach. For just a minute, he felt so good. And then, the elbow.

Now, the elbow was awkward, considering his location, dropped down to a crouch in front of Colin. So, he would do all he could think he could do. His left was still good and free, so he'd reach down and around and in a single fluid motion, grab an additional three knives, he would thrust his fist forward into Colin's guts, his right hand twisting around to tightly grip the assailants arm and he would pray. Everything tightened.

Bearing the entirety of his upper body into Colin's lower torso and, forcing himself forward where he would attempt to, quite simply, lift Colin in the air. He'd use his legs, his back, and everything he had in that moment. He breathed in and, if it worked, he would throw himself backwards.

So.

Colin'd land on his neck.

Hard.

With Griff to follow.

Ow.

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The swordsman continued to let the water flow.

84Pocket Gal

The wonderful sound of the microscope hitting skull put a small grin on the seven foot man woman's face. The only indication that this man was a female was when James Black over yonder decided to call her by her name, but she had nonchalantly skated around that without giving a straight answer to him.

The fun was short lived, and Colin looked none too happy, but he would just have to get over it. She wanted in more action, but she couldn't, so back over the counter she would go leaping with the microscope still in her hand, bouncing it nicely in the palm of it.

"These things are tough."

Nothing beat a sword though.

85Vicarious Diction

Griff slammed a fist home into Colin's gut, and no matter how tense he was from the adrenaline starting to zip through his earthly veins, those little knives were starting to annoy the piss out of the punker. Griff ground the knives in, and Colin felt a little sick, but he'd get around to that later.

Griff really was the b***h. These two were nice, cuddly, playing a sweet game of GRABASS, and Griff even let him be the big spoon. Still, Colin liked it rough and wasn't about to let this ninja-bloke use any more of his NONjuitsu fluff on him. No, not today. Griff bent over, trying to lift Colin up into the air, and he'd do what most teenage blokes did when it came down to something like this on the court.

He'd dead weight.

Colin leaned back, his upper torso fighting with Griff to keep himself on the floor, his teeth gritting through the nausea spinning in his gut from the stinging, tingly feeling of metal sliding around just under the surface. He was slowly turning from annoyed to mad, and from there it'd be an interesting fight. For now, though, Colin was still trying to LOGIC his way through this fight.

Leaning back, Colin spread his legs, thighs placed with one on each side or Griff's hips, and the punker slammed his feet into the ground, pushing up and away from Griff as he did. His right struggled with Griff's for dominance, tug-of-war in the most dangerous way, and Colin tilted a tad to that side. Two reasons: Griff's tugging forced Colin to shift his weight to keep from toppling, and to get some leverage.

For what? For a jab into the side of the SKULL from that little stub sticking out from the underside of Colin's fists. He'd planned to show Griff how to give a real b*****b, but this would have to do.

Good thing this wasn't Dickballface, or it might have been funny in a metaphorical way.

Fist broadsided the left side of Griff's head, two inch metal stub smashing into cheekbone or eye socket or gritted teeth through clenched cheek muscle. Didn't really matter. This was a messy job, and Colin was quickly discarding any reservations when it came to crippling strikes. Elbow ticked in close, Colin looked like he should have been wielding a hatchet, what with the sideways swings he was using with his forearm. Griff the Retard would be an interesting fight for round 2, but the odds of that happening were slim, so the punker would continue to cram the stub of the baton, the silver cap reflecting the fluorescent lights above, into the side of the prat's face, words slipping through Colin's clenched teeth.

Get

CRACK

Off

WHUNK

A'

CRICK

ME

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< During the brutal massacre. >

themightyjello Wrote:

"Hey, Katie," he shouted over the ruckus...

"These guys didn't have a girl on their team when I checked the roster. So who the hell is that?"

Pocket Gal Wrote:

James always had perfect timing. The man looked up at him as he entered, eyes narrowed as he blatantly yelled out a greeting to the woman in disguise. Lips pursed, turquoise eyes would dart towards Colin.

Eyes back on James.

"Where the hell have you been? Grabassing? This party started a long time ago."

"Wassa' matter, Susan. Jealous?" was his curt reply to the woman's retort. He hadn't been -that- late to join the party, not counting the shindig last night that he had skipped out on to take care of a little business of his own.

It looked like he'd missed a team meeting or something.

"Don't get your panties in a jumble Karen, I was just wondering why I'm seeing Brittany over there playing with her hair like she's waiting for a photoshoot." He took the cigarette out of his mouth and flicked tapped it against the side of a petri dish like it was an ashtray. "I was expecting to walk in here and see something other than covergirl, emo-hair, and Princess over there -"

CRUNCH!

"-making out with a freight train."

With a shrug, James leaned his side up against the edge of a countertop and flicked his cigarette into the chemical foam covering the floor. Thing was a fire hazard with all these vials and beakers around, for sure.

< After the brutal massacre. >

He hadn't been concerned about the first fight, not even a little bit. It was over before it started because of the handicap that Eredas has placed upon himself. Strikers weren't necessary for Ebris to splatter someone across the tile, but it was a stretch of overconfidence for the opponent to throw away any possibility of his team bailing him out. It should have been a lesson to the rest of his team and to everyone else who was watching in just why Strikers are important: it has nothing to do with all the times that you don't need it... it has everything to do with the one time you do.

Now the second fight had begun between Nancy the psychadellic-looking ******** on his team and the only person on God Caliber capable of growing facial hair. From the looks of things, it wasn't going to drag out either. Both of them came out of the gates swinging and now less than a minute in it looked like they might not make it to two.

"Christ," the man muttered as he adjusted his costume spectacles and brushed some chemical foam spatter off the sleeve of his labcoat, "angry little b*****d, isn't he?"

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Stupid people talking to me, breaking my flow.

As Colin showed some resistance, Griff decided to be a bit more persuasive. ******** all this jumping around, being a jackass. It was kinda like... he was giving Colin a break. Why?

Morivan gnashed his teeth, his eyes gone wide as he drew his left fist back. The knives weren't coming with him, and as Colin leaned back, Griff would promptly and in a very matter-of-fact kinda way, smack his palm toward the knives in an attempt to drive them all the way into Colin's guts. It'd be a major pain, considering that that's be three bits of three inches, floating around in his innards.

Griff was well braced, squatting. And when Colin refused to be moved, Griff would just be forced to move him. Using the force built up in his legs, he would, quite simply, spring upward. Now, the hit aimed for his head would be unblocked, though it would hit somewhere around his hip, and would only crunch into the DragonSkin located over that part of the body.

More important than the fact that Griff had stood was how he had chosen to do so. Point to fact, he stood quickly, and leaned forward, the crown of his skull poised to crack Colin either in the collar bone, neck, or jaw. Now, critical damage would be served if Colin's jaw was hit, considering he was also talking. If Griff hit at just the right time, the brawler's tongue could be chopped clean in two.

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88Vicarious Diction

Yadda yadda yadda. Colin got slapped in the side, scowled, hissed, RAEG'd on the inside, then kept going. Sure, he had three inches of metal inside of him, but he'd also been shot multiple times in the back by supersonic rounds and stabbed in the gut by a KATANA in the sewers of Frostchild, and managed to live through that, so Griff was going to have to push out even more damage than this to drop the punker.

Or knock him out.

Griff decided to be a little Jack in the Box and jump up, shooting towards the sky like some ninja rocket. Newton, though, wouldn't allow for this. No, once Griff lifted up, Colin fell back. Why? Well, he didn't really plan for it to happen. It just kinda did, what with Colin pushing up and pulling back. So, when Griff went up, the resistance was removed, and Colin fell backwards.

Well, stumbled was more like it.

So, Griff standing, Colin stumbling, he'd use his UNbalance to his advantage and kick into Griff's legs and twist away to the left, pulling his right in as close as possible to his body. Man, if these two hadn't each ******** their respective chick the night before, all this hand holding could be considered queer.

So, Colin would kick, twist, and try to pull Griff off balance, and when he'd done all that his feet would find themselves again. Colin used this new found footing to his advantage and GOT RID OF IT. He did this fairly easily: he swung back towards Griff. And when he swung, the baton found itself ripping through the air at Griff's torso.

Man, that would hurt if it hit...

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89Fierach

James was propped up against a wall nearby being attended to by a pair of healers. By this moment, the more conventional medics decided to leave him to the white mages, given the unusual and large amount of damage he suffered. Attending to him in particular was a young female healer who sighed as she kept up her best efforts.

"Stupid damn fighters, always getting themselves hurt so badly" she thought. When HoH came around, she worked as a volunteer healer, in addition to being on the Crimson Hawk Hotel staff. They frequently employed people who had a multitude of skills, for example, people like her saw much use at times like the Heaven or Hell tournament.

Her own boyfriend, well, now ex-boyfriend was one of them young fighters himself. While he never really got anywhere, taking care of him inspired her to become a white mage, as both magic and conventional forms of first aid were often desirable in Gaia.

"This guy isn't bad looking" she thought, eyeing James for a second. Even unconcious, James had that sort of "noble and a badass even in death" look.

Minus the death of course. This fighter was even stubborn enough to attempt to keep fighting despite being knocked out, hell with dieing.

Her "partner" waved at her out of the corner of her eyes and she glanced over and immediately felt like throwing up. Controlled herself well though. "Stay cool, stay professional" she told herself. Couldn't vomit all over prime time television. Like her, he pulled double duty as well. Freakin' b*****d, that perverted coworker always hit on her. She hated him. The guy looked like a freakin' girl, and acted like one too. She couldn't believe HE got the damn promotion to the receptionist table.

To be one of the ones that welcomed visitors to Crimson Hawk and give them their first impression of the class of the Hotel? Man, she wanted the job, but her bosses told her her ettiquette wasn't good enough. Stuck being one of the room servers for now. Damn extra girly jackass taking HER spot. Damnit, damnit, damnit.

She glared daggers at the back of the guy as he walked up to Ebris... and then automatically recoiled back in... what was that? Digust? Fear? Guy's a white mage too, he should've been able to deal with horrific injuries?

And as for what the guy was really thinking?

"HOLY s**t GOD, PLEASE DON"T RECOGNIZE ME"

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Colin fell backwards.

Well, stumbled was more like it.

So, Griff standing, Colin stumbling, he'd use his UNbalance to his advantage and kick into Griff's legs and twist away to the left, pulling his right in as close as possible to his body.

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Griff would have smiled, had he not been ANGRANMAD! Instead, he decided to absolutely not fight what was happening. He'd keep Colin's arm well gripped, and for just a moment, he wondered who exactly was in charge as he fell on top of Colin, his legs having been kicked out from under him. Another clattering of discs, though the sound was definitely that of breaking discs, so there went defensive points.

But there was something more sinister at point here. As he fell forward on top of Colin, who was pressed to the counter, he would place one leg on either side of Colin's right leg before planting his feet. His left hand snapped across his body and he would grab his sword's handle and, very simply, draw across Colin's middle.

If it made contact as planned, Griff's sword would make a clean cut from Colin's left hip, across his belly and do some major damage all across.

As if that weren't enough, Griff decided to go ahead and headbutt Colin in the nose.

To be a d**k.

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TIME PARADOX

The HUEG b***h in disguise was staring over at Snow with an evil intent in her turquoise eyes. She was going to maim this man, the man that would forever be known as Dickballface. She didn't care to introduce herself. There was no reason for introductions. They were here to fight, so that's what she was going to do.

She would step away from the counter that she had been occupying during Colin's fight. She thought that it would never end, but she was finally up, about to get some action.

It was about ********' time.

In her right hand she still held the microscope as if it was some sort of trophy, which it was to her. She was going to walk away from this thing with some sort of souvenir. It was rather light in her hands, but she could have passed for a steroid popping bimbo, except for the fact that she was dressed like a man. She had on her shirt-o-weakness and tripp pants with bondage straps and a Spitfire beanie cap, but the shirt and pants were loosely hanging over every inch of her armor. Strapped across her back was her trusty sword. Things were good.

The seven foot, 320 pound woman in disguise stepped towards Snow, huge grin on her face.

"Hey, weak s**t, look out behind you."

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Well, this was getting a little tiresome. Colin liked fighting and all, but this was just a tad annoying. Metal sliding around inside of him, bloke's BAD BREATH all up in his nose, spinning back and forth. It was all getting a little nauseating.

A little too nauseating.

As a matter of fact, Colin really couldn't hold himself together anymore. His eyes seemed to glaze, his face went a little green and, without much warning, he hurled.

BLEEEEEEAARGH

All of those starches and shades of beige he'd eaten the night before decided they wanted to see daylight one last time, and they wanted Griff to take part in the lovely experience. Now, he wasn't an expert, but Colin thought it would have to suck to get all those nasty gastric juices all over your face, into your nose and mouth, sticking to your clothes and hair, and not to mention that smell. He'd think it would have t be even worse to have it happen during a fight.

And, here it was. Griff just got a face full of BOOMER bile, and the swarm was about to come.

And by swarm, I mean a palm to the septum.

Colin decided it was probably time to ditch the baton and, as it struck Griff with yet another CRUNCH, Colin would flick his wrist and let go. Damned thing went spinning off, probably to go take a roll in the foamy plains left behind by what could be considered a type of creationism...

On the third minute, EBRIS created the FOAM and the TILE.

And he saw it, and it was GROD.

..if you were high.

So, with a free hand, Colin's open palm would shoot up between the two men as Griff's arm began to cross, if it even did after getting sprayed like that one fat twit in Jurassic Park, and aim to smash into the side of Griff's nose, breaking the septum and causing a nice flow of blood to mix with the vomit Griff now sported like one of those pansy mud face masks.

Once his hand was all nice and comfy all up in Griff's grill, Colin would grind the palm in and hook his fingers, trying to drive the digits into the ninja's closed eyes.

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BLAAURAAUUUGRAAAGHFRAAAUGHRAAGH?!

Griff didn't like puke, what do you want from me?!

So, this fight had become absolutely disgusting. And this lab was filled with everything but science. Blood, puke, counters, broken pieces of people, the remains of James Eredas, and probably the remains of his hymen as well.

Anyhow. Back to the puke covered raging b***d. Griff just got angry as hell, stepping back. **** this game. He wouldn't worry about st. He wouldn't even worry about his moves.

********.

That.

********...

YOU.

Just as Colin's palm would be swiping - just narrowly popping Griff's nose, the sound of a painful crack tearing off all the same - Griff would rear back, letting out a disgusting, gargled, raging roar. And what was this roar matched with?

Yanking his right arm back, Griff would very bluntly, very simply, punch at Colin. Right in the neck.

It was a full fisted, full force kinda punch. If it connected at all, it was gonna hurt like a mother ********. But if it hit Colin's throat as planned, it would cause a collapse of the air passage. Now, sure, he'd be easily resuscitated, but he'd essentially suffocate first.

Hit or miss, Griff would snap off to the left, his arm whipping puke from his face. He wasn't entirely sure who's, though...

******** gross.

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OFFENSIVE STRIKER

  • Colin vs. Griff -

95Nightsnow

Taking mind on how things were faring, the swordsman had - while bathing his hand in water for the past moment or so - been looking around for something to clean the damned place up. While still having doubts whether or not to interfere with Griff's match --

"Tsk."

To hell with Griff telling them to stay out of it.

The swordsman raised his left hand lightly out of the sink, a small, nearly translucent orb already held in the palm of his hand. Having taken the opportunity to charge up in a passive state during the middle of the fight, with the hindering ability of the science labs causing him to have to focus more for the charge, the swordsman has been waiting for an appropriate time to use a striker if and when he saw Griff in a pinch.

Without much noise the swordsman lightly threw the orb of highly condensed water at the two, the object hitting the ground without so much a sound as it rolled harmlessly towards where Colin was - a feet or two away from his left, just as Griff attempted a FALCON PAWNCH at Colin's neck.

The swordsman waited for just a short moment for Griff to retreat a bit before he gave a light snap with his left fingers, causing the orb to suddenly explode like a light concussion bomb. Releasing all that water packed up into a tightly confined space suddenly, the effects roughly imitated the concussive force of a flash-bang, able to send a mighty blast of pressure force right next to Colin's left flank. Intentionally placing the orb to a location where Colin's main body may, perhaps, act like a shield for Griff, its additional side effect was also like getting hit by a fire hose at point blank at a near instant -- enough force to daze and stun the foe and also...

Clean the damn place that's full of puke, blood and unnecessary liquids.

The effect would happen almost in a split second, hitting the one closest to it - Colin - with a concussive blast of pressure and water. Non-lethal however, at the very least it would feel like being hit by a strong fire hose for a short second on Colin's left flank, and stun that side and/or his senses for a short duration. At worst - it may leave a really painful lingering sensation afterwards, and perhaps hurl Colin into an unexpected direction because of the force. Maybe, just maybe, to a nearby counter or some object to add additional damage.

But, how Colin might move just prior to the orb's release will also affect where the concussive force would hit.

One thing to take note of, should the foe use that short time to react.

Griff, in his current position afterwards would, or should, feel a reduced impact because of the increased distance between the source and him - more like getting hit by a shower instead.

Good enough to wipe some puke off of his body too in the meantime.

Regardless of how things turn out afterwards, the swordsman would place his left hand back into the sink, and plug the drainage with its plug while leaving the water running one more time...

To overflow.

In the meantime, there should be a large puddle of water on the floor by then.

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-- TIME PARADOX --

HUGE GAIGIRL vs. Swordsman

Having left the water trickling out of the sink when it then filled and overflowed from its sides after the Striker moment in Griff's fight, the swordsman was using his own measures passively to put him in a position that should help himself out a bit, especially in a place that gives him a bit of difficulty in charging up his more....arcane methods.

Using the striker moment in Griff's match to evaluate his own problems, the swordsman had come up with some ideas on how to overcome this obstacle, while at the same time crossing out some moves he wouldn't be able to use well in this fight in his mind.

Since there would be times where he'll have to donate time to charge...

"...."

More primitive methods would have to suffice.

With his back leaned against the wall where his Teammates were, it didn't take long for him to notice that the fight had already ended, and a seven foot tall girlGAI was sneering at him as if he was asking for him in this round.

"....?"

Oh. The guy was asking him to fight.

Ok.

Blowing out from his lips in a sigh, the swordsman took that short moment to evaluate the would-be foe for the third round, unsheathing his left katana in the meantime with his right hand.

Seven foot tall, looks ridiculously heavy...

A noticeable hilt handle portruding behind her back...

Loose shirt and pants that were obviously...well, loose...

What else?

The swordsman thought a bit and, twirling his left katana in his right hand a few times before walking out from the sidelines, he used both hands to hold the blade and have the tip pointed right towards the opponent's face in a typical Kendo-stance; Left leg behind, right leg just one step in front.

He neglected to unsheath his other blade out from his right side. If he's going to face off against a fighter that obviously has more weight than he does, then he'll need to use both hands just to keep his own ground against the foe.

"Soo..." He commented, forgetting her comment since he wasn't paying attention during the time, "I suppose you're the guy I'm going to fight?"

By then, the swordsman would have placed himself at the middle of the isles, giving him some good room for movement if he needs to.

Now...what to do...

(1/17)

97[ Cognitive Genome ]

JIMBO DUN GONE RATHED UP

STRIKER OFFENSE

((Katie vs. Snow White))

98[ Cognitive Genome ]

Ayup. Really dun gone rathed up.

Bitches and Jimbos got complacent. They only saw two members of Honestly, Nice Guys as current threats, and that'd be Drywall and Goatsick - both of which were duking it out with members of team Grod Caliber already. What about James Black, that smug b***d who was being rathin' lazy? By the looks of it, resigned by himself to commentary on the sidelines. Well, what about that big a scary motherrather Ebris Dhifi - the one sumbitch who had mauled glamorous leader like a bear to a midget slathered in honey? Seemingly incapacitated due to his injuries, mainly applying medical grod all over his body while muttering some guttural, disturbing grod.

So was it safe?

Wrong.

Ebris Dhifi was still a 312lbs ugly gorilla-looking motherrather - and you have to realize, these 312lbs ugly gorilla-looking motherrathers never stop getting pissed off. Ever.

It might have been the start of the match between Goatsick and the other f*****t. It might have been the rathin' meta inching its way up to him to try and heal him with rathin' goofy woowoo grod. It might have been the fact that he had drunk almost all of his supply of amasec last night and just finally remembered.

It didn't matter. What rathin' mattered was a beefy finger furiously slamming into the STRIKER button on his FIGHTER like a Throne-damned jackhammer, his bulk pushing the girly meta f** outta the way with contemptuous ease, the lomg, loping gait that stalked his way to come up behind the pansy and the rathin' CRAZED look in his eyes. All that grod mattered. Coupled with the sink faucet on high and overflowing to the ground - as well as general background noise and yammerin' - to mask the noise he made, and the fact that the pansy was too busy not turning around - despite being warned - and trying to play fight with his sissy sword, it'd prolly mean BAD END for the Jimbo.

In fact, Jimbo'd prolly find out around the time Ebris' left paw came down and slapped him on the shoulder, and gave it a nice, lovable SQUEEZE - gotta keep him nice and still for what happened next, after all. If Jimbo managed to get a glance back at what the rath was about to happen to him, he'd see a giant, hunched hobo, with one big, meaty fist chambered back and down, before exploding upwards, right into his spine.

Oh, and the new noise that filled the entire arena, as well as everything within a few klicks due to how rathin' LOUD it was.

"RATHIN'-"

"-PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

99Vicarious Diction

'BOUT BLOODY TIME

Colin was getting brassed off, and the sound of the breaking bone never reached him. No, that ROCK was still pounding, still thumping and blazing into the arena, epic guitar surrounding their rather interesting fight. Too bad that nancy boy was a bloody copy cat. Bloke decided to puke right back up onto Colin, and there really wasn't much he could do about it.

Both men blinded, it was now just a fight of instinct. Where was the other man, and what the hell did he eat that morning?

Griff tried to PAUNCH Colin in throat, but he was already moving. Hell, he figured something was coming when the guy let go of his hand. Probably going to wank off, too.

Sick twit.

Still, Griff moved, Colin responded. His right hand shot back and wrapped around the handle of the sword on his back, and he was about to pull it when the fist grazed the side of his neck. Grazed, clipped, whatever you want to call it, it still hurt like a c**t, and Colin coughed accordingly.

And then there was the earth shattering KABOOM.

Well, it would have been earth shattering if there had been a bloody sound. Instead all Colin got was the feeling of getting pushed by Ebris and the HAET FISTS and getting lifted a few inches off of the ground and tossed back. Colin landed, stumbled back, almost toppled, then fell against a counter, his body angled back and a tad to the left. His hand gripped some kind of nob, slipped, then caught the slab.

Something hissed besides him.

The upside was Colin was now vomit free. His gut hurt like hell, though, as did his ribs. Damned blast made those pieces of metal move a tad, and it felt like bloody fire; a small, lapping fire that tickled the insides of his body. He'd have to get that checked out later. For now, though, Colin and Griff had some space between them, and he was about to use that to his advantage.

REACH BACK BEHIND YOUR PRIDE

Looking towards the counter, Colin saw two things that he was about to put to VERY good use. One, there was one of those little vials James had been flinging around like bloody fairy dust laying on top of the slab. Looks like not all of them had smashed into Ebris, or didn't smash at all. Colin quickly pulled out his machete and smashed the flat side into the vial, glass and liquid sliding across the counter top. Flipping the blade over like a pancake, Colin coated the other side with as much of the liquid he could manage.

AND PULL THE THORN...

Then, the second thing: a gas valve. That's what the knob had been that he grabbed earlier. When he'd slipped, he'd turned it on. This lovely little invention of SCIENCE was about to get put to its God intended use: FIRE.

FROM THE BURNING PAIN...

A flick of his arm, and the machete clipped the top of the valve's exit, emitting a few sparks at the metal on metal contact.

IN YOUR SIDE!

fwooSWOOSH

Gas lit, then blade lit, and Colin looked like the Archangel Gabriel descending from on high to smite the sinners of the world and take part in the battle against Lucifer at the End of Days. That is, if Gabriel looked like some pissed off punker who'd seen better days and Lucifer was some nancy boy who liked wank off at pictures of metas and muties in his spare time.

Well, Lucifer probably already did that, so I guess one half of that was right.

Blazing machete, a little shy of half the blade ignited, was held before Colin, and he smirked. Still a little time to talk some trash, but he wouldn't do that. No, he'd instead use it to say one thing, and one thing only:

Looks like s**t JUST GOT REAL.

[8/17]

100Pocket Gal

It was one of those moments that this woman in disguise would have an "I told you so" look on her face. It was a very smug look. She had told Dickballface to look behind him. It wasn't her problem that he didn't heed her advice. Now the guy was probably going to get a spine uppercut and whatever the ******** she decided to do at this point in time.

The katana he was twirling around in his hand looked like a knife. What the ****** was that thing? That was no sword. That pissed her off to see him twirling that piece of st around.

It actually made her REALLY ANGRY. ]:<

"THAT'S WEAK!"

She would quickly step in just after Ebris, knowing that this moment the man would probably be left dazed and confused. Who wouldn't be after getting a spine uppercut, especially, from Ebris? Her left hand would shoot across her frame towards Snow's left elbow that he had sticking out from pointing his butter knife at her, and she would grab hold to lock his elbow by putting pressure on it and pushing it in towards his chest.

And in that instant, in came something from her right. Remember that microscope that 320 pound woman in disguise had been lugging around after her striker? Yeah, the base of that huge object was coming from her right to slam directly into the swordman's face, aiming for his nose, which would probably sound real pretty right about now as it made a sickening sound.

CRUNCH!

Double team...SUPREME.

[2/17]

101Fierach

OFFENSIVE STRIKER

-Avan Snow versus Katie-

102Fierach


[Read text on the manga top to bottom, right to left.

(Pictures used and modified from the manga GTO: Great Teacher Onizuka)

Storyline Pics now editted to be in URL form for easier overall viewing]


James's condition had stablized by the time Snow and Katie's fight would begin. The medics had moved him outside of the ruckus going on inside the actual SCIENCE Lab in order to actually work better. The efforts of the hard-working staff, and James's own natural resilience paid off as things returned to normal.

The white mage that was left behind to watch over the sleeping fighter breathed a sigh of relief. Taking care of just this one fighter had taken all of her efforts. Now that he was well on the road to feeling good soon, she reckoned that she could slip away for a moment and grab a drink or power bar or something.

In the meantime, James seemed to be stirring in his sleep as he took a trip down memory lane and met with an old friend...

Guy was his first role-model. Tough-as-nails, one of the first of the Eredas clan to step on his path and wander the world in such of a good fight and adventure... Eikichi "HD" Eredas...

...

"Hey James... do you hear me?"

...

"Wake up and smell the ashes man..."

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The white mage returned with a can of soda...

... only to drop it in silent shock. Imagine the look on her face when she saw this instead of an unconcious fighter lying in the makeshift cot.

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She hurried her a** to the door to tell somebody, anybody, that the Captain of God Caliber had disappeared from his bed. Instead, she almost ran into him.

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Wordlessly, he ignored the few ******** looks that he got and picked up a nearby stuffed animal. It was a bird. Apparently, the lab technicians had been doing SCIENCY experiments on the topic of flight and they didn't put this away. For a model, it felt pretty real, feathers and all.

And then, even more suprising, he hit his FIGHTER to indicate for an offensive striker and took off in a dead dash toward the threesome, coming up from behind Ebris.

This guy was either insane, a zombie, or pumped up too full of AWESOME to just lay down and be still. Could've been a little bit of everything.

At any rate, thanks to being hid by Ebris's own massive girth and height, James's approach would be unnoticed, by anybody fighting, even by his own teammate. Tucking the bird under his arm, he dipped low and then vaulted clear over Ebris's head and uppercut attempt.

This would be the moment Katie'll see James. It'd already be too late as the stubborn captain intercepted her attempt to bash his teammate with that microscope with a DEVASTATING FLAMING FLYING KICK. He'd be just LANDING on her face with all of his weight behind that right foot, sending the two of them toppling backgrounds to the ground with the extraordinary force behind the blow, and ramming her head into the floor.

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With that, he'd leap off her UGLY TRANNY FACE as he was talking, not wanting to give her ANY time to react after all. James lit the stuffed bird in his hands on fire, and jamming it near a smoke detector in the ceiling at the apex of his leap.

Unfortuanately, that also meant that he accidently hit his head again on the ceiling and land on the ground in a crumple. What was meant to be an extremely short four second striker actually took a little over nine seconds as James somehow managed to get up again and stagger to the sidelines.

Guy was just filled with too much of that FIGHTAN spirit.

Oh and then the sprinklers went off.

103Zeo Hiroboshi

The wanderer happened to walk in, late as usual, at roughly the time James vaulted over Ebris to try and give Katie a flaming kick to the face. Any normal person would probably give a few odd looks at the feat or perhaps they'd gaze in wonderment of the move being pulled off by a cripple. But the man could only think one thing as he peered over the scene from the spectator's area and perhaps, to anyone who may have noticed the man, they'd see his reaction rather fit from past experiences. For the wanderer would surge to the front of the crowd, pushing and shoving a good chunk of the people out of the way, where he would then lean over the rope, thrust his hand forward to point directly at the gimp limping away from his recent striker.

"YOU!!!" He'd scream to James as he tottered to safety. "YOU STILL OWE ME A DRINK DAMMIT!!!"

It wasn't like he expected James to remember his face or anything, especially all that happened at TRC after he went to meet his friend, but it was one of the few faces at the tournament he actually paid a few tokens with outside of the ring. That really didn't say much, considering the man would probably just be seen as some part of the crazy mob in the spectator's seat, as he rarely even showed up in any place aside from HoH.

But with that thought aside, he'd find himself being heaved back by a few angry spectators who, much to the right tone, had been saving their spot for the fight since the moment the match ups have been announced.

"Move it Jimbo!" One of them screamed in token to one of their favorite fighters.

"Back of the line, p***k!" Another cried out as they shoved the wanderer back to the outskirts of the crowd.

The man just wasn't going to catch a break or get any sympathy from the jeering crowd. And who could blame them? Those tickets weren't for show. They came to see a fight. So with a gentle sigh the man would wade his way back and forth through the back-end of the crowd in hopes of simply getting a better look on the fight.

104Nightsnow

-- TIME PARADOX --

HUGE GAIGIRL vs. Swordsman

(2/17)

It could've worked both ways, and the swordsman is no different to that paradox. Looking back or not would just either give the behemoth time to hurl the scope right at the back of his head in one possible outcome - or give way to the striker which he did not fully anticipate - and having a rough guess on how things can play out, the swordsman took the chances of ignoring the guy's warning. Didn't mean he wasn't on guard though - hell, with all that beefy-muscles straining at the guy's neck and the smirk on his face, the swordsman can't afford to lower his guard even before the match, regardless of their advantages and whatnot.

As if to confirm his suspicions, the lovely paw squeeze on his left shoulder from behind jolted him with a light burst of adrenaline rush. Even if it is from his own teammate there is no exception to the swordsman's response;

MOVE!

Using his left heel like a swivel, the swordsman used his right foot to give him a burst of speed to turn left immediately after feeling contact on his left shoulder. Lowering both his hands in a downward curve to his respective left, the swordsman forced his own shoulders and upper body to follow his hand's sweeping motion, causing less area on his left shoulder for the assailant's left hand to grab on firmly, and give just enough space for him to free himself out of the lock when he moves. This would also place the swordsman in a body posture that already signals the intent to dash, his body already then shifted to a position where with a kick off of his right foot --

He would be off and away from the assailant's left, just as the upper cut came simultaneously and grazed - just indirectly - the left portion of the swordsman's middle torso.

"...!"

The swordsman could feel the burning sensation that slid behind his left torso in that graze. Even in his attempt of dodging the strike just the sheer force behind that uppercut grazing his back would be more than enough to leave a nice bruise behind the swordsman's left side when he inspects his own injuries, later in the day.

And to imagine getting directly hit with it...

There was currently only one guy that the swordsman saw in the fight today that had so much power behind their fists.

The Captain of whoever the hell they were fighting against, who should be in the sidelines nurturing his injuries!

Tsk. Son of a --

Whatever the situation is right now, it would be a good thing for him that he gave himself plenty of room to maneuver in beforehand. Some experience being based off from his fight back in the Prelims, but that's another story. Continuing to dash using short but quick steps to put distance between him and his opponent - say, a meter or two, roughly - a few traces of light would be bouncing oddly off of the floor in an unorthodox fashion.

Small portions of black ice on the floor, frozen just on the areas where his body moved past like a trail to dissuade.

When enough distance is gained, the swordsman would whirl back in a clockwise turn and skid to a halt on his left foot like a brake - his blade held with both hands, tucked to his left and aimed in an implied stabbing motion as he faced his adversary with a right sided stance -- right leg first, left leg a step behind, obviously.

He might not have the crushing power or overwhelming strength which the opposition may have. But what he lacks, he'll make it up for skills and his mobility.

If the adversary came at a chase after the swordsman, the swordsman should be ready to fend for himself in the event. If not, the swordsman would take that small portion of time to start turning whatever water near him, or around his area of influence into black, slippery ice. It'll take a bit more time than usual, but with --

...

What the -- Is that James?!

Then the sprinklers were set off.

105[ Cognitive Genome ]

Nightsnow Wrote:

-- TIME PARADOX --

HUGE GAIGIRL vs. Swordsman

(2/17)

It could've worked both ways, and the swordsman is no different to that paradox. Looking back or not would just either give the behemoth time to hurl the scope right at the back of his head in one possible outcome - or give way to the striker which he did not fully anticipate - and having a rough guess on how things can play out, the swordsman took the chances of ignoring the guy's warning. Didn't mean he wasn't on guard though - hell, with all that beefy-muscles straining at the guy's neck and the smirk on his face, the swordsman can't afford to lower his guard even before the match, regardless of their advantages and whatnot.

As if to confirm his suspicions, the lovely paw squeeze on his left shoulder from behind jolted him with a light burst of adrenaline rush. Even if it is from his own teammate there is no exception to the swordsman's response;

MOV-

WHUCRUNCH

Yeah, shoulda done that like 10 seconds ago, Jimbo.

Unfortunately for the peter pusher, he didn't realize one thing - Ebris ain't giving a little love pat on the shoulder. The sumbitch had squeezed real good, utilizing his rigid stance and horrific strength to keep the little punk nice and steady. It also didn't rathin' help him by trying to dodge by pivoting on his left heel - the heel that was positioned directly behind the bounty scum's arm, which was the arm that braced and kept him from squirming. Sure, there would have been ways of dodging the blow, but with what Ebris was doing to keep him in place, as well as the idiot pansy's own movement, it sealed the rathin' deal.

Jimbo done got HORSEUPPERCUTTOTHESPINE, or whatever that grodpacked crazy meta had called it - the one crazy sumbitch that originally used it on Ebris.

Needless to say, the blow was the kind that'd put most in traction for a month - rath, his babies weren't called sledgefists for no rathin' reason. They'd hit around the center of the column with enough force to probably shatter with it with rathin' ease and send him into fits of grodpacked agony, especially considering that he was the pansiest pansy of a rathin' pansy team. The blow would also carry the punk straight into the air and send him flying forward, as Goatsick was currently occupied with some other grod that'd prevent her from nailing the sumbitch in the face with a microscope.

Oh well.

Shrugging his shoulders and chuckling deeply, Ebris thudded his way off back to the sidelines, loping like the 312lbs ugly, gorilla-looking motherrather that was perpetually pissed off he was.

106Supreme Jerk Commander

Somewhere, back at home, a man's jaw dropped to the floor after witnessing what was quite possibly the most awesome striker he'd ever seen in his young life. Shortly afterwards his television exploded.

Now he's just pissed-off.

107Pocket Gal

Fierach Wrote:

This would be the moment Katie'll see James. It'd already be too late as the stubborn captain intercepted her attempt to bash his teammate with that microscope with a DEVASTATING FLAMING FLYING KICK.

Oh yeah, that kick could would land, but not before one thing happened. James had come in to intercept Katie's blow with the microscope to Snow's face, but there was nothing that would stop that arm from swinging. The motion was already following through, so instead of hitting Snow's face it would hit James on his protruding leg that he had brought out towards her.

CRACK~!

It would probably sound like ice breaking as the microscope made contact, most likely broke his leg since he was already weak from the fight with Ebris. That had to have HURT like a b***h and leave him flailing on the ground, which would leave his little flaming stuffed animal to the sprinkler system null and void.

His kick knocked Katie's head back, bringing a trickle of blood from the busted lip that she got from it, along with the feeling of scorching heat against her left cheek.

"ARGH!"

However, the kick didn't make her topple over. Hell no because the impact of his kick was off now that the microscope had gone and ******** up his leg.

You know what would happen next? As that little ****** tried to squirm away from Katie she would bring a HUEG a foot down on the man's already hampered leg and smash into it. Mind you, this is a 320 pound HUEG b***h that was slamming her right foot onto his leg, over and over. Let's also not forgot that she has on armored boots.

CRUNCH!

CRUNCH!

Now that this flamer was stuck to the floor Katie would walk on him, making sure to step on his face with a little added oomph as she bound towards Snow who had already gotten a spinal uppercut from Ebris, leaving him ********' dazed and confused.

The woman in disguise charged at the man, bringing her heavy footfall onto him. Since he was now left into a vulnerable position, she was going to ******** HIM UP.

[3/17]

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108Unknown

[ Cognitive Genome ] Wrote:

WHUCRU--

Pansiest of the pansy team?

Something wet came in contact with Ebris' uppercut punch. While not particularly able to negate most of the momentum instantly, the swordsman didn't expect Ebris, of all people, to be the one strikering him from behind.

Son of a --

"GAH!"

Before he realized it, the swordsman went flying forward before landing on both feet of his, his back feeling as if it had been shocked with a high voltage of mass inducing pain. And while the pain was definitely there, while Ebris walked back with a chuckle on his face - the idea of the swordsman crumpling to the ground in sheer agony isn't going according to plan.

Just from one simple thing that occured before the start of this match. Hell, even before the first round between James and Ebris.

Nightsnow Wrote:

Meanwhile, the dripping continued from the swordsman's cloth.

Drenched.

Due to the swordsman taking a cold shower along with his cloth.

Back on the first page, if people didn't notice that. It was rather passive, the water he'd let stay in his cloak and cloth soaking up all of it and making the cloth rather heavy for wear, and letting it linger for the past two rounds of fighting. While it provided no ultimatum against swords or sharp weapons if it encountered one...

Against blunt force? The soaked cloth acted pretty damn well as a layer of defense, causing the impact of force to spread - roughly - even throughout his back. Considering that the cloak is an all terrain build, the design of it was meant to resist against tears and natural environment damage, giving it a slight additional bonus in protecting the wearer during his travels.

Yet, had the blunt force been more focused on a smaller spot, then the swordsman was kind of ******** there, even if he allowed his cloak to be soaked in water beforehand.

However, regarding Ebris' size and the area of his HUGE fist...

It's a larger sting, but the swordsman would make it. Probably have a few nasty aches after the match though.

James' sudden interference helped bide the swordsman some extra seconds for recovery, his body already trying to move and ignore the paralyzed sensation rippling through his back and the muscles there.

"Ugh!"

He still had some control over his arms, and his legs seems to be operational. While his grasp on the katana on his right hand has yet to falter and slip, the tip was still pointed at Katie's main chest, with his left hand acting as a support for the right hand. The only main problem is his back that was still rigid from the direct impact.

Come on, move!

The swordsman watched James getting mauled by the guy's stomp during his temporary stun. The adrenaline rush still coursed through the swordsman's body, his own sense of timing appearing - in his viewpoint - slowed down somewhat. Gritting his teeth and focusing his energy...

MOVE!

109Pocket Gal

How the hell that man managed to walk away from an attack like that was unbelievable. Katie would have fallen to her knees if Ebris had slammed her like that, and she was wearing armor on just about every inch of her body. Well, he had to be one of those meta types, even then it was still shocking.

Still, while processing this information, she was moving towards Dickballface. He had to be hurting, and when one is hurting they can easily miscalculate judgment, which could work in her favor. By judging his labored breathing she didn't think that this would really be too much of a problem.

Nightsnow Wrote:

Just as Katie went at the swordsman with the intention to bash his head in, the swordsman lowered his blade just a bit to point at her chest.

Considering the height difference, unless he had his sword pointing towards the ceiling his sword would probably be pointing at her thighs now as he lowered it.

Burning cheek made her eye twitch.

"I'M GONNA ******** YOU UP!"

]:<

Which translated to: I'm going to Rock You Like a Hurricane. Oh. Lolol. That chimera was going to pay later for having that song stuck in her head.

She was pissed at James for his little interruption, but now she was going to take it out on the man that was trying to draw away from her out into an open area.

If she could she would kill him.

The microscope was now in her left hand while her right reached quickly to pull her sword free. Sixty-two inch of lovely, obsidian material. Of course, it had some dings and nicks, but she thought it was still purdy.

The gap would close between the two as Katie charged. When she got within raping distance of him she chucked the microscope at his head to try and get him confused while not paying attention to her next move. Which would be her stabbing the point of her sword at his wrist while rotating it down and under then to bring it back up and around in a clockwise motion.

She was trying to get his sword out of the way, bring it upwards to tangle in with her sword while she still charged forward, which would bring the swords up to a stop with their points at the ceiling to which her left hand would come out to grab the wrist of his hand that was holding the sword and squeezing tightly, probably enough to crush his wrist, maybe enough to drop that sword.

Either way, she was pushing forward, which would probably make the man step back as she did.

[4/17]

110I Am Doctor Insano

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Griff just wiped his face clean and cracked his knuckles as Colin fumbled around like a jackass. He was no point to worry at this point, and he would merely regain his composure.

Push the puke out of your mind.

Get it out of your head.

********.

This.

Guy.

Up.

Griff reached to his side. He was covered in alcoholic vomit and his opponent's blood. He hadn't really been cut up, but he'd been battered, and he was hurting. He was also. Completely. Inescapably. Angry.

Griff didn't feel the need to be as cinematic and ******** gay as Colin. He reached over and grabbed DeuxMascus. Now. Don't get me wrong, folks. This sword does have a power. It thirds up the effects of magic that is thrown at him. That is, a third hits him, a third is absorbed as usable mana, and then the last, it's sent off into the yonder.

But Colin isn't magickan. He's not spellan. Just Swordan.

So Griff would match it up, his left hand on dominant point as he peered down the length of the blade just as Colin would spit his little threat. And Griff would spit back.

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"******** your mother."

[8/17]

-Griff draws his sword and says "******** your mother."-

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111Vicarious Diction

OH NO HE DIDN'T

This was not some game of SNL Celebrity Jeopardy with Sean Connery. This was not some gang bang going down in the hood, do-rags and 22" spinners crowding around before smack started getting talked. This was not madness NOR Sparta.

No, this was WRONG.

Colin wasn't much for his family, but his mum and pap both raised him well and sent him off to a good college. They had loved him and cared for him, and she'd probably passed a while back. He couldn't remember how long he'd been on Gaia, but he knew that she'd been in bad health before when he'd still lived on Earth. Odds weren't in her favor when it came to health and longevity. She was probably dead.

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Colin scowled, his face contorting into a horrible grimace as Colin went from being brassed off to being just plain ANGRY. And this probably wasn't going to bode well for the health of either man. Colin raised his FLAMECHETE and, with a grunt, cocked it back over his shoulder and started to close the gap between competitors.

Feet slapping against broken tile and foamy ground, his shoes were slowly getting coated by the chemical foam, something that wouldn't be noticed by the man unless he'd been wondering where this might fine punker had gotten those smashing kicks. The guy would probably be more worried about the blazing machete Colin was holding behind him, heat starting to cause the shirt to light fire.

And, with a soft whump, the shirt started to burn, and Colin would waste no time in fixing this dilemma.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIP

With his free hand, Colin gripped his shirt and tore it from his body, fabric splitting at the seams and tearing across the weave, the tail end of the shirt lapping fire. Colin's eyes never deviated from his target, never moved or wavered from the man who'd called his mother a damned street walker. Bare chested, all of Colin's lovely tattoos were exposed, and the bruises on his body made him look like he'd gotten even worse hits from Griff than had been dealt. In all actuality, those bruises were hickeys from that bloody dyke-turned-straight, and there were even a few scratches here and there.

Still, that was another story for when they were older.

Once in range, Colin swung forward with the machete, his right arm straightening and swinging down, the force of the motion causing the flames to trail behind the blade and giving off the illusion of magic. Hell, if Ebris was dumb enough, he just might think Colin was a meta himself.

What a laughable idea that was.

[9/17]

112I Am Doctor Insano

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...Oh...

A reaction, I spy?

Oh.

Ho.

Ho.

And such a slow, dramatic walk.

"What's up, Mama's Boy? Old lady's box used harder than manga expositions in roleplaying tournaments? Biggun's skull?"

Griff thrust his sword out, effectively parrying whilst backstepping from the flaming sword of epic awesomeness. Whilst giving a doublestep back, Griff would smirk, "Or are you just sensitive about the slip and slide they called your Mah's womb?" The DeuxMascus was struck forth, a clean attempt for Colin's chest, a narrow slash across the torso.

"What ho, Sonna-ho."

[9/17]

-Griff parried and went for a shallow torso cut whilst talkin' s**t on Colin's dead Mom.-

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113Fierach

Since Katie, the HUEG TALL b***h, even taller then Ebris, was already swinging at Snow's face, James, wouldn't be hit at all as he landed on her face, death from above style.

Because she was swinging the microscope down at Snow's face. Katie was taller then Snow. Down hits up? Does not compute. At MOST, it might've whiffed him. It would've been even more possible that she'd have hit him with the microscope if she toppled over to begin with, rather then being the TRANNY JUGGERNAUT that she was.

Because, you know, falling backwards, arms go up if they are pointed forward to begin with.

But the microscope missed.

There also wasn't any real need to say that his right leg (which was also the kicking leg), was the stronger one, since it was the left one that was actually held and squeezed by Ebris while he threw the martial artist around.

Needless to say, James, still running on SUPER HERO MODE, leapt off her head anyway and performed the flaming-stuffed-animal to smoke-detector/sprinkler-system stunt. It'd be even easier to do since he'd have less distance to jump, as she was still standing.

And thusly, ended his striker the same way as originally planned at the sidelines.

114Vicarious Diction

Tit for tat, sonny boy. Tit for tat. Colin's flaming machete was knocked to the side, tip cracking into tile a few inches before Colin's toes. Small shrapnel bounced across the SCIENCE labs, tinkling a small little diddy that was drowned out by the almost ended EPIC ROCK song blaring away in the corner. Topless Colin, trails of blood smeared across his lower torso, would grunt, his eyes twitching even more from the constant gibs at his mum, and in the end it would end badly.

For now, though, Colin would tighten his arm, muscles clenching and tendons pulling tight as he used the rebound from the blade to swing the back edge up towards Griff's own body while stepping in with his right. At this rate, both men would hit the other at the same time, both swords coming it at almost a horizontal angle, though the punker's own blade would be slicing at an upward angle.

Still, Colin wouldn't stop there. Oh no, not when he still had a flaming shirt in his hand. A step with his left, and Colin would toss a punch with the half wet, half burning cloth clenched in his fist, wrapped around it loosely and lazily, and aim the mass towards Griff's exposed throat.

Once Colin's arm was extended, fist landing or not, the three wounds had already started to heal. Clotting had finished, and the skin was already slowly starting to mend on a microscopic level. Sure, this would have been pretty quick for a normal hume, but Colin wasn't normal, not by a longshot. Maybe one day someone would figure that out, someone other than that alter ego the punker had forgotten about long enough to get rid of, and they'd ask. They ask and probe and eventually discover what had caused it. Until then, he'd keep on being just some guy who could shrug off damage a little better than the rest in a row.

Terribly sharp saw teeth coming in from the side, a flaming water cloth fist punch thing coming in from the front, Griff was being given little to run to if he still wanted to try to cut Colin. Boy-o should have learned that it was never polite to talk about someone's mother.

Teach you to gib mum.

[10/17]

115Nightsnow

With the current situation, even if the swordsman looks unscathed, the best he can muster right now are somewhat quick movements that isn't to his full fighting potential - since using more meta abilities instead of just his physical strength is more complex than he would've expected in this type of environment.

More stamina is being used just for the sake of keeping himself on the move against the hulking behemoth. While it won't hinder him too much for the first two or three posts, if he doesn't keep an eye on his own consumption...

His back is still paralyzed from Ebris' uppercut. Judging from the stun and his hindered mobility with his back, it'll probably take more than a post or two after this before he can perform more elaborate measures to fight against Katie. And against a 320lb guy with more muscles than he could imagine...

He has to use the least amount of moves to somehow restrict his opponent's fighting potential.

With a quick glance from his eyes the swordsman saw the foe pull their own sword free. Microscope object held on the left, and a long, black sword held on the guy's right. One event leads to the next, and still briefly under that adrenaline rush, the swordsman quickly shifted his footwork by manipulating the water coursing inside of him, pushing off with his right foot in a sudden strafing motion that would put him on Katie's right side right as the microscope whizzed past the right part of his head.

Or, where his head was a second or so back, missing its mark.

Pocket Gal Wrote:

Which would be her stabbing the point of her sword at his wrist while rotating it down and under then to bring it back up and around in a clockwise motion.

She was trying to get his sword out of the way, bring it upwards to tangle in with her sword while she still charged forward, which would bring the swords up to a stop with their points at the ceiling to which her left hand would come out to grab the wrist of his hand that was holding the sword and squeezing tightly, probably enough to crush his wrist, maybe enough to drop that sword

The stab came forward towards his wrist. Because of how he is shorter than Katie and with his blades lowered a bit in the prior post - now aimed to his right because of his previous strafe to Katie's right side, the swordsman is able to lower his wrist further beneath her attempted stab just a tad bit...

Before he propelled himself off with his left foot in another speedy dash to pass by the Behemoth's right side, having only the tip of his right blade skim right underneath the opponent's obsidian blade, going up underneath the foe's right arm --

And right for the foe's right armpit/bicep regions in a slash while he passed by.

Often in cases like these it would have been better if he had went for the right torso, or for more vital spots whenever he has the chance. However, since his current method is to restrict his foe's means in combat, the swordsman was using his mobility and speed as a key factor in hindering the opponent's capabilities.

The left hand that might've gone for the swordsman's wrist would miss its mark when he propelled himself past the foe during his own slash.

Aware that the Behemoth guy might go for a backstrike with the obsidian blade on his head when he passed by or for a possible counter, the swordsman made sure to put some brief distance between the two when he delivered that slash during his pass.

Only the tip of his blade - the sharpest point of his weapon - would be aimed right for Katie's right armpit, putting some distance between the two and using his blade's length as another factor to hinder a possible counter.

It won't be easy at all to evade for the opponent - and a slice into the armpit/bicep regions - regardless of how small or large the wound can be - can literally kill Katie's use of the right arm.

Meanwhile,

More black ice can be spotted on the ground where the swordsman rushed past. Localized, but nonetheless hindering possible mobility should the foe step on it.

(4/17)

116I Am Doctor Insano

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<THE TIME PARADOX HAS SHIFTED AT THE END OF THIS POST>

<THE FLOOR IS ALL WET>

Griff scowled and just thrust himself into this s**t. No need to keep being silly. His left arm rose to a sort of thrust, the flaming cloth immediately wrapping around his arm and slapping to a sickly sort of sclorch.

Now.

Griff was still covered in vomit.

Alcohol Vomit.

And alcohol is very, very flammable.

So while Griff was totally incapable of stopping the flaming machete from slamming into his right side and crushing a section of his ceramic discs as well as cutting the cloth above it, he didn't give a s**t, because his left arm was now on fire.

Hap-hazardously dropping the sword, Griff would curl his digits inward and in an almost ridiculous fashion, would reach forward and punch at Colin's face. And ******** it. For good measure, Griff did so while shouting, "Yermomsucks... COCKS!"

Connect or fail, it would be rehiiiiiiight about now that those silly things called fire alarms would go off, noting the fact that Griff and Colin were on fire. And thus, it would begin to spray cold, cold water everywhere. And it would be this cold water that would cut away the last fifteen seconds of HEAVY METAL in lieu of something infinitely gayer would sound off.

"...Colin..."

[10/17]

-Griff's left arm is lit on fire, his right side is now exposed, he preforms a FALCON PUNCH and then they are both doused with the emergency hoses, which cause the gPod to play Panic! at the Disco-

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117Pocket Gal

Well, seeing as James seemed to be a contortionist he would seem to easily kick Katie, manage to avoid the microscope that she had brought back to her shoulder level, which would make it easy for her to follow through with a smash into his leg, and even yet managed to leap off of her face while lighting a stuffed animal on fire, melt the plastic from the sprinkler system, which usually took some time to melt, unless it's under extreme heat conditions. So, now she was being drenched by the sprinkler system. Her clothing was getting soaked. Also, the floor was turning to ice thanks to the meta here, but she knew how to skate, so ****** that st. She would go sliding around if need be.

Nightsnow Wrote:

With a quick glance from his eyes the swordsman saw the foe pull their own sword free. Microscope object held on the left, and a long, black sword held on the guy's right. One event leads to the next, and still briefly under that adrenaline rush, the swordsman quickly shifted his footwork by manipulating the water coursing inside of him, pushing off with his right foot in a sudden strafing motion that would put him on Katie's right side right as the microscope whizzed past the right part of his head.

And Katie had anticipated that this man would dodge the microscope. This was her plan, hence the reason she had thrown it, and would even move as she tried to step in. So, as he had moved to her right she would follow by stepping off with her right foot followed by a complete pivot of her left while still charging. She would charge towards him, but would be facing his fleeing form.

The obsidian blade would continue in its motion, but instead of stopping up towards the ceiling it would come down and jut out towards the floor in front of her, keeping it at bay for a defensive counter if needed be.

Nightsnow Wrote:

Before he propelled himself off with his left foot in another speedy dash to pass by the Behemoth's right side, having only the tip of his right blade skim right underneath the opponent's obsidian blade, going up underneath the foe's right arm --

And right for the foe's right armpit/bicep regions in a slash while he passed by.

And because she was still charging, he wouldn't make it far from her reach. The ice would break beneath the heavy footfall of her huge form.

THUMP!

THUMP!

THUMP!

The slash he tried to deliver into her right side would actually slide across her chest and through the wet shirt-o-weakness, drawing a slice across it, but the sound of it was the sound of metal against metal. It was then obvious that she had something beneath this clothing for protection. Even as the slash moved across her chest it would still manage to slash across her bicep, but nothing that would hinder her mobility. It stung like a b***h, made her hiss and curse, but it only left Snow with one very pissed off Amazon.

]:<

"YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!"

The only problem for him was that Katie was still charging and she had long arms, so even as she tried to run, well, he couldn't hide. Her left hand would jut out to grab him by the back of the hair, which would probably tug harshly at his tresses, and then if she got a hold of his hair she would continue to charge towards the counter not a few feet in front of them to bring his face down towards it.

This move shouldn't be difficult seeing as the man's breathing was labored, which meant he was very affected by the spine uppercut that Ebris had left him with. Even if he had ice to go sliding by on he couldn't have this easy range of mobility with a sore back, nor could he go easily unscathed by a long armed Amazon.

[5/17]

118Nightsnow

The foe needs to pay more attention to details.

Nightsnow Wrote:

pants, Dark blue long sleeves and an all-terrain cloak with hood attached that masked his face and everything else underneath it.

Refer back to page one's entrance. His hair isn't in the way - more like the hood on his cloak worn over him.

Also.

Black ice is very, very slick and not easy to break. Often it has more than enough potential to even make vehicles slide helplessly across its presence, and such vehicles often weigh many times more than 312lbs of sheer weight. Unless her stomps are cracking the floor beneath the two - which was halfway devastated during the first round and second round of fighting - the hard, solid ground beneath isn't something that shatters easily just through stomps itself.

But that was just his own analysis of the situation. The sound of metal against metal didn't completely surprise him when his blade made contact - he'd seen the familiar-looking bulges portruding out of the foe's body when the sprinklers went off after James' maneuver, which gave him a bit of intel about the foe. But how to injure someone that's probably armored to the teeth...No, even more troubling, is how the behemoth can change strides and course on black ice itself, which surprised him a bit when he saw Katie turning about to give chase during his slash from the corner of his eyes.

"Tch."

He still can't do any tight maneuvers completely. Although the pain is starting to fade somewhat, it doesn't give him good control over his sore back. Yet. And needing all the time he can to recover when he saw the Behemoth change course to go after him during the slash, the swordsman took a possible chance to attack as he bent his right leg somewhat right after the slash/pass, anchoring his weight on that leg, lowering his height --

And then performing an almost instantaneous 180 degree turn to his respective left by turning his pelvis and thigh accordingly, building up quite some centrifugal momentum. This would put him in a left side stance with the weight shifted towards his left leg, the katana blade being pulled in a counter-clockwise motion because of the turn. At that split moment, the swordsman would be poised in an immediate stabbing posture right as Katie's left arm came about to grab him at the face --

But because of his unexpectedly lowered stance when he turned, the left arm would trail three feet or so above the swordsman's head, trailing where the swordsman's head was a few seconds ago. An open opportunity then, where the swordsman may have a perfect shot of delivering a maiming stab right into Katie's left bicep/armpit this time from his position.

An unexpectedly good chance for him.

....Which, despite having a possible opening to stab, the swordsman wouldn't stab at all, instead using that critical timing to push off with his left leg during the kneeling posture, sliding away from Katie's left side immediately instead in a retreat; To more open areas where there were no counters and objects behind him - trying to keep himself within the space which Ebris and James fought --

And wrecked.

Where there weren't much counters nearby, and some room for maneuvering instead.

Landing a possible kick at the swordsman isn't going to be easy because of his posture, as it played a defensive role in his retreat. Even with his blade held in an implied stab - tucked close to his right hip with the tip of his blade still aimed at the Behemoth's main body - it can easily switch roles between offensive and defensive, should Katie develop the urge to chase after him again.

He would skid to a halt and stand up eventually when he finds himself in the middle of that open space, keeping his view and himself facing the Behemoth's position at all times in that stabbing posture.

Strangely, during those times, a single small translucent orb started to float near the swordsman's left forearm.

(5/17)

119Vicarious Diction

Colin was slightly amused by the fact that the ninja had somehow managed to use some kind of flaming arm no juitsu, but that was easily gone by the time the fist connected with his own face. Colin tucked his chin, closed his eyes, and let the blow knock him back, dragging the machete across Griff's armor as he went. The two rows of saw teeth that were pressed into the man's side caught fabric and tore into it, caught flesh underneath and tore into it, and pressed even further into the muscle, and tore some of that before the blade was free. Amazing what just a few inches of serration can do to the human body.

As Colin took a few steps back, his face throbbing a little from the hit, his wet face saving him from any residual fire, but the biting pain in his arm made him glance away to see the blade biting into his flesh and drawing blood. The red washed away as it was sprung forth thanks to the sprinklers now turning on, the heat in the room enough to finally melt the plastic that kept this man-made rain from pouring down. His teeth gritted, and he looked back at Griff as the man was looking off to the side. The expression on his face was enough to give the punker pause, and the fact he was just standing there solidified that either one of two things was happening: a trap, or some bad s**t was about to go down.

And that's when he heard the shitty emo music.

Colin grimaced, his eye twitching, and turned his head, keeping the man in his peripheral, and looked at the gPod. It looked like it was grinning, mocking the two men with this pansy sound. He wasn't sure about Griff, but Colin was not about to be forced to hear this piss while getting knocked around. Teeth clenched, his British accent slipped through in almost a hiss.

...time out.

Oh, both men were having the same idea...

[11/17]

120I Am Doctor Insano

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There were very few things that really, really escaped Griff, as far as those things you just gotta do, man. Among them was truly broadcast the fact that emo music sucks, and they are ******** retarded. So, nodding to Colin, Morivan would just smile. "I'll buy you a new one." He offered as he turned on his heel, putting his back entirely to Colin. Hell. There was a code of honor.

Colin and Griff were men.

Men don't listen to Panic! at the Disco.

The first four, five feet, Griff just leisurely walked across the floor before breaking into a run, pulling his left arm back into a fully chambered punch. And you've got to picture this. A six foot man in full combat armor, body partially on fire and currently being drenched by emergency sprinklers, had pulled his left arm back as hard as physically possible before releasing in a bloody roar, the last of the flames being doused as his knuckles slammed the home station, the gPod being sent flying into the wall, the port being destroyed for all technical purposes.

CRASH!

"What the ******?" Morivan relaxed for just a moment, his back and legs arched in this hyper dramatic fashion. His side was bleeding, his armor was **** all kinds of up. He looked like a Muai Thai fighter or some such, and he was subjected to this st. For a second, he shot a look of disbelief at Colin, as if to plea for assistance before darting up and, while kicking off of the main counter nearest the door, proceeds to do a flying spin kick, his foot crushing the gPod into the wall.

SLAM!

Griff's foot made contact, and he would back flip to a stop before gritting his teeth. "WHAT in the name of all that is GOOD AND METAL!?" This could only be answered with a single move. This had to work. It simply had to work.

"SHORYUKEN!"

Okay, so it didn't really make Griff ignite in the flames of the legendary Gouken's nonlethal combat stylings, but it did cause him to do a corkscrew uppercut to the apparently floating gPod before stepping off to the side. This indominable b*****d went sailing into the sky and landed in the ceiling between the two opponents.

CRUNCH!?

An aghast stammer.

"My powers alone are not great enough to destroy such a terrible evil!"

[11/17]

-Griff disregards Colin for a much more terrible target, one that requires immediate assistance-

-Emo Music-

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121Pocket Gal

Heavy footfall brought about a lot of smashing noises as the tiles beneath the black ice shattered with Katie's weight.

The Amazon's hand was still reaching, but she wouldn't find hair as she grasped onto Snow, but a bloody hood instead, which is fine and dandy. Either way she was reaching for his head, grasping for whatever was covering it.

And Snow's plans wouldn't follow through since that would be hard to do when getting yanked back by the hood. While the twisting motion wouldn't work since the hood is connected to his attire, preventing him from moving too much.

So, as Katie reached out, grabbing the man's hoodie with a huge, meaty hand, which she'd yank and bring the base of his skull and neck right into the palm of her hand, while hip checking him to shove his base out from under him, and then a slam by pulling him forward onto his face with her weight on top of him. To which his face would come down to slam into the broken tile, scraping against the shards.

THUD!

She would most likely continue to crush his head into the broken tile, grating his fate like some lovely piece of cheese while all her weight kept him pinned to the floor.

At any rate, someone's going to need to pay for pissing off the Amazon.

[6/17]

[Edit.

Also, per Kraun the lab is filled with counters. The only open space would be the counter Ebris smashed, which wouldn't be that wide.]

122Nightsnow

Pocket Gal Wrote:

So, as Katie reached out, grabbing the man's hoodie with a huge, meaty hand, which she'd yank --

Which, since the swordsman wouldn't be able to move thanks to Katie grabbing his hood from his right side with her left arm, and with her facing him directly on his respective right, his intended retreat and plan would be interrupted. Which also means that his pace would stop, and his blade would be held in front of him, close, perhaps angled a bit to his right shoulder immediately after his slash attempt at her right side in the previous post.

"Tsk!"

The swordsman would have lowered his wrists to the left by then, pulling his blade back just a bit to the left, the tip end of his blade placed just in front of his right shoulder as he was yanked towards her...

Pocket Gal Wrote:

-- and bring the base of his skull and neck right into the palm of her hand, while hip --

In a simple upward shove using his hands, the swordsman delivered an upward stab that glided up his right shoulder, the tip careening dangerously up towards her left neck side with surprising speed, and placed at a point where a simple flick or a jolt motion of his wrist is enough to cause the lethal edge to...

Dig into her unarmored flesh there.

Notably the vulnerable left side of the neck, or the left side of her face.

Deeply.

Her attempt at piledriving the swordsman to the ground wouldn't follow through because of his interfering action, since she didn't consider the blade's position, nor the position he has during the grab. His footing would still be in balance when she yanks him, using the ice beneath him to maintain his balance.

And in the meantime before she realized what she'd done to herself --

The hood she yanked felt oddly...brittle for some reason. And surprisingly cold, like ice.

It would become apparent soon enough why his cloak was cold like ice, in the next post.

(6/17)

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123themightyjello

HONESTLY NICE GUYS!

GROUP HUG!

Through all of the commotion and the fond embrace by those two feminine-looking chaps that were having a scuffle in the ring it would be hard to notice what was going on at the sidelines unless it was big, showy, and dramatic. What was going on at the sidelines was not at all big and showy; it was little more than a man in a labcoat pressing a button on his wrist and stepping out from the wall where he had been standing so inconspicuously from the start. He only took two fast steps before the wet floor gave way to white ice and he didn't need to run at all anymore.

White ice, mind you, not black ice. The concept of black ice is indicating that there is ice that appears black when looked at and is therefore difficult to see on a road surface: it is not a type of ice that is more dangerous than others, it is a road condition that is characterized by a thin layer of ice covering the asphalt that is hard to notice but still slippery. Since the floor of the SCIENCE Labs was not asphalt the ice would not be black... unless the floor was, that is. Normally one could expect a chemical lab to have a concrete floor covered by either tile or linoleum because while concrete is porous and can absorb liquid that falls onto it ceramic tile is laminated and linoleum is a plastic synthetic surface, both of which are waterproof and easy to clean up spills from. The floor is also usually white or an off-white color like cream or eggshell so that when things are dropped they are instantly recognizable against the surface of the floor. As it has already been established that the floor of this particular lab is made of tile (we can assume white tile) and not black asphalt then what we would be dealing with here would be a thin sheet of ice covering the floor that is very hard to see since ice is almost transparent. Also because the floor is not porous or rough like asphalt is the ice would have nothing to cling to and be easily broken off, scraped off, or removed simply by prying it away or applying enough pressure to bow it slightly and make it pull away from the floor on its own.

However, since this is just one big strip of ice apparently... James can slide across it like socks on a hardwood floor. Wheee~!

With the sprinklers still going there was no way the slight skrissh of shoes sliding across ice would be more alerting than the crackling of ice under footfalls, and considering that there was a frozen hood shielding Snow's peripheral vision he would have a great deal of difficulty seeing the vice-captain of the Honestly Nice Guys sliding up behind him just as their captain had only a minute earlier and punching Snow in the spine...

...with the hilt of a knife...

...being driven through his lower back.

"Evening, ladies," said James Black in passing as he lightly placed a hand on Snow's left shoulder an instant before driving the sizable blade of the bowie into the unfortunate man's back just to the right of his spine. The angle was slightly downward and out, cutting mostly into muscle and intestine while trying to duck the liver and other necessary-for-survival organs as much as possible. The ten-inch blade would bury itself in to the hilt if it met no real resistance and end up protruding from the front of Snow's right hip with blood seeming to run like a river off of the blade as the bleeding mixed with the water falling from the sprinklers to dilute it into a sizable stream of red.

Letting his hand fall off of the blade rather than pulling the weapon out, James instead reached up and patted the Amazon on the wrist of her hand that was frozen to Snow's hood.

Reaching his left hand now to the right breast of his labcoat, James smirked lightly.

"Hello love, got a present for you."

[ Striker post 1/2. ]

124Vicarious Diction

Colin actually had a little respect for this ninja bloke now, what with them both having a seething hate for emo sissy pansy nancy boy froo froo piss. Now, Colin thought it was a little fruity for this man to be doing spins and flips and all this ninja blow, but the spirit was still in him. Following the man's lead, Colin followed close behind, wet fabric fist and FLAMECHETE ready for some pummeling. After Griff's one-two-three combo, Colin came in right behind it for a little chopping.

CRACK

THE HELL WAS THIS s**t? This wasn't even music. This sounded like some cracked out hussy running around downtown with her arms flailing while some huge black guy pointed and laughed at her with a backup chorus of hyenas rolling around laughing their arses off.

WHUNK

WAIT! This was actually a pretty decent song. Colin could have been satisfied with this song, and happily finished off the fight, but he'd already been committed to the destruction of the gayPod, so his machete was already coming in for a third strike. Too bad. Rush would have to wait for another rainy day.

THRACK

...

Now, Colin had never actually had his entire body shake with RAEG before, but now was the perfect time for it to happen. With teeth grinding together, veins popping out across his neck, his eyes narrowing, pupils tightened into slits, his breathing became a his, the machete slowly cocking back until he looked like some kind of twisted Lady Liberty, his machete his torch, and he roared out a battle cry.

The only way to destroy this was through the combined power of HAET, so Colin would whip his machete around, smacking the gPod and sending it careening towards the only man who could truly crush this damned evil box.

Ebris.

Leaving the gPod to its own fate, Colin turned back to Griff, still seething, and let the small truce go. They had bonded together for those few seconds to get rid of the faggy tunes, and now it was back to cracking skulls. Unfortunately, this was no longer to EPIC rock and was instead to the annoying hiss of the sprinklers. It'd have to do.

The FLAMECHETE was slowly running out of the BURNING DESIRE that was the POWER OF LOVE, and it had a few more seconds before the flames ran out and all that as left was some very warm, possibly hot, metal. Still, Colin whipped the blade end of the blade towards Griff's right arm, aiming to leave him a nice little cut like he had Colin.

Something to remember the evening by.

[12/17]

125I Am Doctor Insano

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Griff only smirked as the damned, infernal box was sent to the fate that could only be described as the biggest of bigguns. Morivan just shrugged, knowing now justice would be served, and that demonic thing would be destroyed once and for all. It had occurred to Griff that it had a remarkably high HP rate, or perhaps a massive defense stat.

Too many video games.

Griff blinked, looking back to see Colin stabbing at him. No time to do anything truly substantial, so he would just throw his right arm forward and grab for the handle of the machete. The blade would snake up and pierce in between the scales, and Griff would let out a pained growl as he snagged at Colin's wrist.

Successful or not, Griff would push himself through the burning pain in his arm and merely extend his left arm for a second full force punch, this time to the jaw.

Cause it's dramatic.

Not as effective as the collarbone or throat. But more dramatic.

Because the level of respect these two had for one another was one of fighters and of men.

And fists.

[12/17]

-Griff is stabbed in the right shoulder, grabs onto Colin's hand and attempts a full on punch dead on at the opponent's jaw-

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126Vicarious Diction

The feeling of the blade jamming into Griff's shoulder was something he'd been waiting for and he genuinely smiled, albeit malevolently, when it happened. Griff was going to need some doctors to look into that later, considering it was going to be all kinds of tore up.

Colin didn't even care that he just got punched in the jaw. Sure, it hurt, and his lips was cut on the inside from having his flesh forced into the grooves between teeth, but he'd merely spit the blood into Griff's face and do the only thing that would provide him with the best assault.

Colin would step in, putting his weight onto the handle and pushing it, forcing it deeper into the joint as his own free hand came up and tossed a quick punch into Griff's sternum. Sure, Colin expected to feel the armor resisting his wrapped fist, but it was wet cloth, so it'd be a stronger hit. Not by much, but a little extra might go a long way.

Blade being forced deeper into Griff's body, the sharp blade was the least of Griff's worries. Those saw teeth were going to be a b***h either way, whether entering or exiting his shoulder, and he was going to be lucky it he could still move it after this. Cartilage and muscle were going to get cut into, so at the least moving the arm would be a pain in the arse.

Who knew, though. Colin saw that pansy James stand up even after getting tossed around by Ebris, so Griff might easily be able to still have full use of his shoulder after this. Only time would tell.

[13/17]

127I Am Doctor Insano

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Griff's arms sorta slumped down, both wrists falling limp as he stood there. Fire poured through his muscles, and all he could feel was the searing sensation of his body being ripped apart. But he had to keep going. "Vicariously, I..."

His hands twitched, and in an instant, he could only hear his voice from inside his head, as if he were merely sitting back, watching himself act. He would fan his fingers out, grasp at his hips and draw four knives in each hand. His intent and target were simple. Anywhere on Colin's ribs. The punches were as hard as could be expected, though the right fist would be a bit weaker given the situation, though the adrenaline was certainly helping.

"Live while the whole world dies..."

[13/17]

-Griff tries a two fisted (four knives per fist) punch to the ribcage-

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128Vicarious Diction

Sneaky little b*****d, but Colin had grown wise to what he was doing. Seeing Griff's hands drop down to his side like that made Colin think one thing and one thing only: pain. Now, he had no idea of knowing that Griff was going to try some more of those porcupine punches he'd pulled earlier in the fight, but Colin didn't care. Didn't really matter what he though Griff was going to do, Colin was still going to perform the same move either way.

Drop Kick.

Colin gave one final push with his right, extending his arm as far as it would go, machete either getting stopped by bone or sinking in further before meeting the same fate, and he'd jump, twist to the left, and send his feet kicking out as fast as he could towards Griff's torso. Whether he hit sternum, gut, solar plexus or anything else, he really wouldn't care; the kick would hurt like hell, and send Griff flying back.

It would also rip the machete from the man's shoulder. The force of the kick combined with the speed at which Griff was moving back and Colin was falling would be more than enough to yank the black blade from Griff, saw teeth shredding whatever meat it could grab.

Colin would land on his stomach, his fall slowed a tad by his left hand landing itself on the relatively whole tile and pushing up, and he'd roll to the side, scrambling to his feet probably the same time Griff would reorient himself with his surroundings and catch his breath.

And Colin would close the distance, his hand free from the shirt and coming in to chop Griff in the throat with its knife edge, palm facing down.

Man, this was getting fun.

[14/17]

129I Am Doctor Insano

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And with that, the FOG suit was totally compromised. Griff would topple, his back hitting the ground some feet behind him as he flipped up and over his shoulder to land in a sorta... frog squat? Whatever. He didn't waste any time. God knows Colin wouldn't be. The machete had taken not just a good chunk of flesh out of Griff, but it'd taken a good portion of that fire retardant cloth, which Griff would very simply enough grab and tear away.

He didn't stand, more like kicking back into action. As Colin came down with his weapon, the torn FOG suit would be whipped around his wrist and the sword, and Griff would yank back, pulling himself to his feet with his left arm, his right coming in for... what was it Ebris had called it?

The clothesline from Hell?

[14/17]

-Griff takes the kick, his FOG suit is ruined and he is now bare chested, he runs to a stand and goes for a Clothesline from Hell-

130Vicarious Diction

Excellent.

Griff wrapped the cloth around the machete and tried to pull himself up, probably pushing off with his feet as he did so. Not quite a problem. As a matter of fact, Colin would help him up. How? Take a step back, and pull on the machete as hard as possible.

Odds were that Griff would still manage to use the little bit of tension to get that extra oomf in his spring he wanted, but that tension wouldn't last long. Colin pulling back on the machete and Griff pulling back on the cloth, which was already compromised as it was, would just end in armor confetti once those saw teeth got busy. Man, this was one bloody good choice for a sword.

Griff, probably still coming in for the closeline, would be met by one thing that would hurt like hell, but probably save him in the end. Colin leaned back, lifted up his left, and dominant, foot, and kicked it out at Griff's chest.

The man rising up to slam his arm into the punker's throat would find himself meeting the bottom of the man's Converse shoes, and he would be knocked back very painfully. Unfortunately for Colin, this meant that his balance was shot and that he, too, would find himself falling back. A sacrifice that he hoped would be worth it.

Back slapping into toe ground, a few small shards of tile digging into his flesh, Colin hissed and sat up, pushing himself up a little slower than before. It stung, and he was feeling a little ache.

The cuts between his ribs had clotted, and a very small glint of metal poked out, barely noticeable between the sprinklers spraying the two down.

[15/17]

131Pocket Gal

The man would come to a stop as the seven foot woman latched onto his hood, which gave Katie more than enough time to reach in at that point and clasp her left hand around the man's neck. Her feet slightly apart to keep her balance as she held true.

Nightsnow Wrote:

The swordsman would have lowered his wrists to the left by then, pulling his blade back just a bit to the left, the tip end of his blade placed just in front of his right shoulder as he was yanked towards her...

Katie saw it. A good thing about someone of her height, looming over someone that was a foot shorter than her, and for the fact that she was facing his right side, not hard to miss what he was about to do. His wrists would drop, along with that sword pointing up near his right shoulder, and she was waiting for him to make his move, so that she could make hers.

Her right hand was slightly down, sword placed towards her side, always ready and waiting for any move that she just might need. This was one of those moments.

Wait for it.

Nightsnow Wrote:

In a simple upward shove using his hands, the swordsman delivered an upward stab that glided up his right shoulder, the tip careening dangerously up towards her left neck side with surprising speed, and placed at a point where a simple flick or a jolt motion of his wrist is enough to cause the lethal edge to--

The man's blade came up, but Katie would step off with her right foot while leaning to her right to move her head, moving the exposed left side of her neck away from the blade point.

His blade would hit some flesh, but it would slide just over her left shoulder, grazing across that side of the neck. Immediately a line of blood sprouted from the wound, but it didn't hit anything vital.

As for his brittle hood, well, she didn't notice how brittle it was, until after she went for his neck to grab hold of it. That was about the same time she heard her vice-captain speak.

themightyjello Wrote:

"Evening, ladies,"

"James."

Her only response, until he gave her a little love pat on the wrist that was bulging from the pressure as she squeezed Snow's neck, even though she was wondering when he had sneaked by.

themightyjello Wrote:

"Hello love, got a present for you."

Her turquoise eyes didn't need to look down to see the blood already dripping at her feet. Oh, James, what a lovely fellow. She'd have to buy him a beer later for that.

And then.

WHACRACK!

Her right arm would rise with the pommel of her sword facing up and it would come in towards Snow's face, the pommel, which would come in a direct angle against Snow's nose with a sickening crunch, and he had nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Not with a sword in his side, and a HUEG b***h's meaty fist clenched around his neck.

She was going to smash his face in.

[7/17]

132Nightsnow

His body felt a somewhat stressed from the environment. Not because of the lingering injuries that were already fading off of his back, it was also because of how long it took for him to establish a good area of influence for him to get things started. But since the swordsman waited long enough for things to get REALLY drenched...

Hell, the sprinklers were still going off.

Ice that he'd spread under his influence coated the areas where he passed and ran.

Everyone soaked to the BONES.

Water EVERYWHERE.

This is going to put more stress on his body.

But it's also going to hurt exponentially more for the people around him, since the things he will be dishing out would be...

Bad.

Real Bad.

His stab missed its mark, with Katie dodging it just barely.

Pocket Gal Wrote:

His blade would hit some flesh, but it would slide just over her left shoulder, grazing across that side of the neck. Immediately a line of blood sprouted from the wound, but it didn't hit anything vital.

Tsk, a shallow wound? Was what ran through the swordsman's mind in a near fleeting thought. Feeling the assured grip on his neck from Katie --

-- And a sudden glimpse of some unknown person coming up from behind him reflected on his katana blade --

-- that is the critical moment.

His chance.

Without warning, a surge of energy bursted right out of his body, and set off a chain reaction that would forever change the look of the science labs as it is now. And how it would change can be summed up by one simple thing;

Spikes.

Razorsharp spikes of ice everywhere.

Even from the swordsman's body, a huge amount of razorsharp spikes erupted everywhere from his cloth, his own cloak, his own hood immediately, even from the ground around him -- But it doesn't just stop there. His area of influence continues to spread like wildfire, turning all the water in contact with it into razorsharp spikes as well that solidified quickly, skewering anything that isn't thoroughly protected. Anything that is under his area of influence.

The ice on the ground suddenly became the catalyst for his influence.

Became his seal that sets off the chain reaction that would impale anyone nearby ruthlessly, without hesitation, without mercy.

And Katie, in the stock middle of it all, as well as James Black, which the swordsman would not expect strikering him from behind until he caught his reflection on his katana blade, is of no exception to the rule.

Small, yet razorsharp spikes would pierce right into Katie's left palm when it bursted out of his hood and cloth, digging deep into her unarmored flesh without remorse. While not stopping anytime soon, the icy spikes would continue to spread outwards, using the water on her drenched cloth, her drenched armor as a traveling agent to spread up her body, and into the unguarded areas of her flesh.

Her face.

Her neck.

Coming up her legs and armored boots due to his area of influence.

Areas where water might flow into her armor, bursting from within the gears to deliver damage everywhere, ripping anything close by to shreds from its sharpness.

James Black, in his sneaky attempt to stab the swordsman's spine with his weapon, would suddenly come across a body that is riddled with spikes coming out of the cloak, and spikes portruding out of the ground. Spikes so sharp that just brushing an unarmored hand across it would guarantee a nasty cut. From that contact, it too would spread from the touch if James touched it, spreading right onto James' hand and using the soaked cloth on him as the carrier.

From where the assailant slid, the now spiky ground would riddle James' legs - even more if unprotected - branching upwards as if going to lock the foe down, spreading everywhere like an uncontrolled outbreak.

Piercing anything it comes into contact with.

Anything that touches the swordsman's influence.

And even if James tried to stab...

The spikes - ironically - acted like an extra sheet of defense layer. Solidified ice that could take the blow easily, its slippery surface - no thanks to the sprinklers still raining water down onto the solidified spikes - would be more than enough to divert the blade because of its surface.

It's like stabbing a slippery ball of ice, even if one manages to hold it down.

The swordsman, while during the release of the chain reaction catalyst, would use that opportune time to immediately shove himself away from the hulking Behemoth right after the spikes impaled her left hand, and the assailant while the chain reaction continued.

Spikes which came under his retreating presence were absorbed into his cloth as he slid backwards, refueling his strength, and his energy while he kept the blade pointed at Katie at all times. Keeping himself faced against the assailant and her, and putting some distance between the two.

As more water fell from the skies - notably the sprinklers - the more the spikes grew as a result; leeching off of the water, increasing the magnitude of pain which the people under the swordsman's influence would feel when the spikes digs deeper into the flesh, into the skin --

As long as water continued to fall from the ceiling.

As long as they were still showered by water.

Touched by water.

In contact with water under his influence.

By the time it ends - which isn't anytime soon until someone shuts off the sprinklers - the fighting arena inside the Science labs would be in utter ruins.

White, glittering spikes everywhere. Some that are large, many in varying sizes...

The sprinklers adding more mayhem to the situation, causing those trapped in the spikes to feel more pain as it grew from the water - pushing deeper into the wounds - like an unrelenting Iron Maiden.

In this type of setting...

The more water there is, the easier it is for the swordsman to use his abilities. And with water everywhere...

This is HIS arena now.

(7/17)

133Fierach

[Snow wishes for you guys to wait while he makes some last minute clarification edits tomorrow.

Because he's really tired today.

Editting out the OOC portion of this post when he is done. A heads up.]

James was at the sidelines once again, sound asleep, his duty having been done, the martial artist was all out of hero points to use and was now taking some well-deserved rest.

He felt Snow activate his powers with one massive stroke however, and he cracked a subconcious grin. There was a reason why he was the first James had asked to his team. Formidable opponent Snow was, far more adept at swordsmanship then his opponent was, and also far more cunning.

Course, the ice spikes wouldn't reach the sidelines, it was only inside the fighting arena, after all. Plus, Snow's sphere of influence didn't reach that far.

Griff's fight and his striker had paid off big time.

134themightyjello

Though the odds were against him this swordsman Snow had seen him coming at the last instant via the reflection in the side of his sword mid-thrust. The hood had obscured his vision and he'd been given no cause to look behind him, but in that flash of an instant he had caught a glimpse of the costumed 'scientist' standing behind him with the kind of smile you only find on psychopaths and used car salesmen.

"Evening, ladies..."

Nightsnow Wrote:

And even if James tried to stab...

The spikes - ironically - acted like an extra sheet of defense layer. Solidified ice that could take the blow easily, its slippery surface - no thanks to the sprinklers still raining water down onto the solidified spikes - would be more than enough to divert the blade because of its surface.

It's like stabbing a slippery ball of ice, even if one manages to hold it down.

Crack!

The thin layer of ice offered little protection against the stab; instead of deflecting the knife like armor it cracked and gave way as the cloak and cloth it was clinging to folded under the pressure and shook off bits of the hardening water to the floor. There was more resistance than just flesh and clothing but in the end the result was the same... a scarlet flower bloomed out of Snow's midsection as the water running off his clothing mixed with the red blood rushing out from the wound. The ice that was blossoming infectiously out of everything it touched would spread to the watered down blood as well so that amidst all of the white ice that was forming there would be one flower that stood out crimson among the others.

It was bothersome though that this guy was starting to resemble a chia pet.

Nightsnow Wrote:

Even from the swordsman's body, a huge amount of razorsharp spikes erupted everywhere from his cloth, his own cloak, his own hood immediately, even from the ground around him -- But it doesn't just stop there. His area of influence continues to spread like wildfire, turning all the water in contact with it into razorsharp spikes as well that solidified quickly, skewering anything that isn't thoroughly protected. Anything that is under his area of influence.

It seemed to be spreading quickly. It seemed to spread to everything it touched. It seemed that was the case anyway, when James pulled his hand away from the knife and saw the crystals beginning to form on and run up his arm. Even going to far as to grow a tint of red from the tiny puncture wounds on his hand that had been the result of those needles growing out of Snow's body so quickly.

"Tch."

James crushed the ice that was beginning to form on his left hand where he had touched Snow's shoulder. Minuscule needles, hairlike thickness, but strength is determined by cross-sectional area. No matter how sharp the needles were they would snap as soon as the slightest pressure was placed upon them; crushing the ice that was forming on his hand in a fist removed the problem with only the small side effect of puncturing his skin with hundreds or thousands of pinpricks. Even as the ice began to spread he simply swatted it off with a brush against his labcoat and reached for the jacket breast.

He hadn't expected this, but it wasn't going to make a difference.

"Hello love, got a present for you."

From the holster on the inside of his coat James produced a small... remote control? Well, it looked as if it were a remote at least. It was black, somewhat rectangular but seemed to have a handle at an odd angle and thickness so that it couldn't be, and to top it all off it had two nasty looking metal barbs protruding from the end.

Nightsnow Wrote:

Hell, the sprinklers were still going off.

Ice that he'd spread under his influence coated the areas where he passed and ran.

Everyone soaked to the BONES.

Water EVERYWHERE.

Water, water everywhere. But not a drop to drink.

There are a lot of properties that water is famous for, not the least of which is conductivity. Becoming ice does not change the structure of water at all, it simply rearranges the molecules into a crystalline, solid structure that does not flow like it does in its liquid form. Unfortunately, Snow appeared to be covered in the stuff. Hell, he was standing in a pool of it and it was raining down from the sky! Oh... and he had a fresh new lightning rod in his gut.

This... was going to hurt.

With his hood held in a vice grip and a knife through his all-important standing muscles Snow would have a b***h of a time getting far as his little Armageddon device took hold and started spreading viraly throughout the area. There would be another crunch of crackling ice a second later as the barbs jammed themselves through the frozen cloak in the center of Snow's back with a backhand slam.

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!

Voltage. Shittons of it. Coming out of barbs buried in so deep that they would have drawn blood. The discharge from the stungun would rocket up and down Snow's spine like an explosion; gravitating towards the large metal slab that was lodged in his torso but some also spread across the water to other parts more quickly than it did internally. They were all soaked, though, and in close proximity. James felt a buzz from it as well and so would Katie, but it was nowhere near the earth-shattering mind-wiping type of twitch-inducing current Snow was going to be feeling.

And as the ice formed all around them James stood there.

And he held the button down.

Nightsnow Wrote:

The ice on the ground suddenly became the catalyst for his influence.

Became his seal that sets off the chain reaction that would impale anyone nearby ruthlessly, without hesitation, without mercy.

Nightsnow Wrote:

From where the assailant slid, the now spiky ground would riddle James' legs - even more if unprotected - branching upwards as if going to lock the foe down, spreading everywhere like an uncontrolled outbreak.

Piercing anything it comes into contact with.

Anything that touches the swordsman's influence.

It didn't matter if he got a yellow card for staying in too long, because this guy wasn't getting out of here conscious... Hell, it wasn't like James had anywhere to go anyways. The ice was spreading everywhere, even the sidelines. It was growing around his feet and up his legs. He'd have to break out of the ice before he could uproot his feet from where they were.

Nightsnow Wrote:

As more water fell from the skies - notably the sprinklers - the more the spikes grew as a result; leeching off of the water, increasing the magnitude of pain which the people under the swordsman's influence would feel when the spikes digs deeper into the flesh, into the skin --

As long as water continued to fall from the ceiling.

As long as they were still showered by water.

Touched by water.

In contact with water under his influence.

By the time it ends - which isn't anytime soon until someone shuts off the sprinklers - the fighting arena inside the Science labs would be in utter ruins.

White, glittering spikes everywhere. Some that are large, many in varying sizes...

The sprinklers adding more mayhem to the situation, causing those trapped in the spikes to feel more pain as it grew from the water - pushing deeper into the wounds - like an unrelenting Iron Maiden.

Now the question that Snow would have to as himself at this juncture was simply: 'Was it worth it?'

Not at all about the cost in stamina to himself to unleash a shitstorm like this upon everyone, but whether or not it was worth it to unleash an unstoppable shitstorm that he was the epicenter of. One that he appeared unable to control once it was spread. One that the bounds of logic dictated he would be unable to keep under his total control and observation because it acted as if it had a will of its own, continuing to spread as far as it could.

The floor. The countertops. The fighters. ALL the fighters. The Judges. The ring staff. The spectators.

They were all soaked by the sprinklers. All of them were within the area of influence of this out-of-control attack. This magic that was beyond the confines of logic and belief...

However... this was the realm of SCIENCE. Belief has no place here.

The mere presence of all of this scientific method and rational thought suppressed magic and supernatural abilities. However, despite that Snow was able to unleash this plague upon the area. On the surface, it was an all-encompassing, powerful attack. However disbelief would rot away at it in some way...

Whether it was the power that was compromised; making the spines brittle or dull and unable to injure more than shallow punctures and lacerations on the skin.

Or whether it was the control over it; how close he could allow these spines to get while growing all over himself before he could stop them. This re-absorption he had hoped for may not have worked quite as he intended and, as the epicenter of all this mess the needles growing out of his own clothing and skin would tear him up more than any other person here.

The real question Snow had to ask himself was simply: 'Was it worth it?'

[ Striker post 2/2. ]

135Tei Kae

Kalin watched the fight along with many others, but most seemed too afraid to cheer despite the distance and safety of their position. But Kalin was in full white mage mode and was instead glancing at the fight before babbling at Thomas, who stood beside her.

"Ooh, that black haired guy stabbed the other's shoulder, but I don't think the damage will be permanent. I'm not sure who's hurt more in that fight." Thomas just nodded, and stared blankly ahead. This whole thing was starting to fray on his mind. Something was going to go wrong, but he didn't know with who or how.

So instead, he let the white mage babble on excitedly as her attention turned from one fight to another when...

"How's your pendant?"

"Huh?"

He reached across and jabbed her chest where her pendent was underneath her clothing, pushing it into her skin. "Your pendent."

"Oh, it's fine. I think it was just something from magic build up or something." She wasn't usually quite so accepting of oddities like that, but the fight had her own blood pumping. She glanced around again at the people who were so quiet and frowned.

"I swear, you'd think people thought that cheering at a fight or arena was some kind of evil."

Thomas rolled his eyes, although as they had gained the attention of a few others, he wouldn't realize how odd his eyes looked as they rolled.

Kalin grabbed his arm and pointed towards the observation window. "See, there..."He just kicked his chest. That's so wonderful." That got even a few more looks of shock from other spectators.

"I hope one of them will let me treat them. I'm sure it'd be a fascinating study." Then her green eyes lit up with excitement. She could potentially even try one of her new medicines. Ooh...wouldn't that be wonderful.

136-HoH- Judge

The JUDGE was there. His armored form merely standing there in the deluge of water that fell from the sprinklers. It didn't even register that there was any water falling from anywhere due to that JUDGE armor.

Though, when the man that was currently fighting began to go all super powers the JUDGE crossed his arms over his armored chest and stared. When all the spikes erupted from that very same water they shattered against the armored form as he strode forwards to deliver a single card.

"Red card against Snow of God Caliber! Attack that strikes, spectators, JUDGES, tournament officials, and sidelines!" As he said that the card flew at the man he had spoken about to smack him in the face a few times for the stupidity that had happen before landing in the man's pocket. Oh yes! The JUDGE had some magic about him.

With that said and done he waded through the ice spikes, each one shattering under his bulk, and made his way back to the sidelines again to continue watching everything that was going on.

137Pocket Gal

Nightsnow Wrote:

Hell, the sprinklers were still going off.

Ice that he'd spread under his influence coated the areas where he passed and ran.

Everyone soaked to the BONES.

Water EVERYWHERE

Not much Katie could do at this point. The water around them froze quickly, which was all over her clothing. Luckily, for the most part, she was covered in a lot of armor, which was somewhat resistant to magic.

Nightsnow Wrote:

Without warning, a surge of energy bursted right out of his body, and set off a chain reaction that would forever change the look of the science labs as it is now. And how it would change can be summed up by one simple thing;

Spikes.

Razorsharp spikes of ice everywhere.

Small, yet razorsharp spikes would pierce right into Katie's left palm when it bursted out of his hood and cloth, digging deep into her unarmored flesh without remorse. While not stopping anytime soon, the icy spikes would continue to spread outwards, using the water on her drenched cloth, her drenched armor as a traveling agent to spread up her body, and into the unguarded areas of her flesh.

Her face.

Her neck.

Coming up her legs and armored boots due to his area of influence.

It was the parts of her body that weren't covered that will feel the wonderful effects of ice forming over her clothing and flesh, along with stabbing through the left side of her left hand that had grasped the man by the neck. That was not the only parts that spikes were stabbing at. The exposed parts of her arm were being hit here and there, along with parts of her neck and face since that's all exposed and s**t. The armor on her boots would help to keep from damaging anything below the knees, all except for parts of her thighs. The only problem was that because of her tough skin that a lot of them were crumbling before they could force impact. The ones that did force impact, well...

"ARGH! b*****d!"

And a red card was thrown by the Judge.

themightyjello Wrote:

The real question Snow had to ask himself was simply: 'Was it worth it?'

She hissed, eyes wide as the pain coursed through her body, but the pain was when her adrenaline rush always kicked in. It was what kept her fighting even when something hurt and this hurt.

Nightsnow Wrote:

And Katie, in the stock middle of it all, as well as James Black, which the swordsman would not expect strikering him from behind until he caught his reflection on his katana blade, is of no exception to the rule.

themightyjello Wrote:

From the holster on the inside of his coat James produced a small... remote control? Well, it looked as if it were a remote at least. It was black, somewhat rectangular but seemed to have a handle at an odd angle and thickness so that it couldn't be, and to top it all off it had two nasty looking metal barbs protruding from the end.

Yes, her striker was still there. He had pulled something from his pocket. Her eyes red with furry and pain barely recognized what it was, until..

themightyjello Wrote:

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!

Voltage. Shittons of it. Coming out of barbs buried in so deep that they would have drawn blood. The discharge from the stungun would rocket up and down Snow's spine like an explosion; gravitating towards the large metal slab that was lodged in his torso but some also spread across the water to other parts more quickly than it did internally. They were all soaked, though, and in close proximity. James felt a buzz from it as well and so would Katie, but it was nowhere near the earth-shattering mind-wiping type of twitch-inducing current Snow was going to be feeling.

And as the ice formed all around them James stood there.

And he held the button down.

The charge, so lovely. Not really, but it wasn't nothing like what Snow was feeling.

Her left hand, though hindered still had a grasp on his neck, even after being stabbed. The ice that formed on it would break as it touched the armor on her forearm, which would naturally shatter the parts that were near it. This was also happen to the other hand that was still holding the sword that was also soaked, so now it had spikes forming over it. She would continue forward with the pommel of her sword to smash Snow in the face as he got zapped since the stun gun was aimed for him.

It would come to crack him, with those razor sharp spikes protruding from the pommel.

She was not done, no. He had just given her that adrenaline rush to get passed the pain of what had just happened, no matter how much stabbing or little jolts of electricity she would indirectly feel.

[Edit: Forgot post number.

8/17]

138Nightsnow

The swordsman should have appropriate control over his influence to initiate the blast. With the spikes, the mayhem which have branched out would only be confined to where the range of his ice is.

Technically speaking, the ice on the ground in the areas which were the actual fighting center of the Science Labs should be affected, leaving the sidelines and the people beyond the sidelines relatively safe, as the mayhem was constrained. Chaotic it may be at the epicenter - where both the swordsman, Katie, and the incoming James would be - the chain reaction would only spread out from the epicenter like a rippling effect, and stop when it reaches the end of his range of influence.

How it made him recieve a red card would be a question which the swordsman would - perhaps - ask later on, after the match.

In this instance Katie still had a relative hold on his neck, despite the spikes portruding out of his cloth, his cloak and his hood. It was a bet, and not feeling any notion of letting go by her grip that would give him a chance to run - in fact, it felt even tighter than it should have - the swordsman did the one thing that popped up in his mind immediately in this instance to turn the tables around.

He shifted his footwork, twisted his pelvis and his upper shoulders to his left quickly while his neck stayed the way it is because of the grip. Both of his hands - at chest level - would follow the motion of his shoulders, increasing the return speed of the blade that had grazed Katie's left neck some posts ago...

Causing the blade to return to a vital location on her left neck in a near instant because of his twist. With the blade never being far away at all after grazing her some posts back with the stab, this will be quite easy to do, especially with the swordsman's skills.

At the same time, James' Stab towards the swordsman's right side hit its mark.

But because of the twist, and some resistance with the ice on his cloth - not to mention its slippery surface, the stab was deflected a bit to the swordsman's side, leaving instead a long bloody cut behind the swordsman's right torso when it missed its mark.

By no means did the swordsman state that the ice and spikes on his cloth were THAT brittle which would yield immediately on impact.

Quote: Bonus Effects - Magic and belief based abilities are hindered in this sceptical environment. This does not mean halted, it doesn't even mean made go haywire, you're just going to have to put in a little extra effort to what is beyond science

The bonus effect in this fight is the increased effort behind using the magic that's going to be burdening his body.

Not an effect that would weaken the power or strength of his magic.

Aside from that --

"AGH!"

Pain ricocheted right behind his right torso as James' stab sliced to the swordsman's right, and despite another successful striker on his body, the swordsman...

The swordsman....!

"FREEZE!" He shouted, already finishing his left twist and having more than a foot of his blade snugged just nice and cuddly in contact with Katie's left neck, immediately after the stab by James, before she can notice the presence of the blade back at her left neck.

Not cutting in, nor budging away from that spot.

Yet.

In such a position, amiss Katie's blind fury and rage, and with the ice still expanding that would hinder much of the opposition's movements and some of their reaction timing...

One wrong reaction from Katie or James, and there WILL be a lot of blood spilling.

Unless James and Katie want to jeapordize the situation...

It isn't just Katie's pommel that recieved a temporary upgrade.

The swordsman's blade also recieved a light upgrade - especially the water on it, which he can show a few tricks or two should the Behemoth want to dance.

Should Katie try to lean away, move or try to attack from the swordsman's action, the swordsman can always just push his hand forward in a quick flick, the lethal edge of the blade cutting, if not slashing into her neck as a result.

Should James try to taser him, help his teammate out or even remotely budge the swordsman once he sees the situation - with spiky ice still branching out around them...

Same consequence, with the swordsman slashing into her neck with his blade.

Of course the slash won't be fatal if he's forced with that option, since the medical staffs are standing at the ready nearby.

If Katie was given treatment quickly after the slash, then she would definitely be fine.

TRUST THE MEDICAL STAFF AND THEIR HEALERS.

...That is, if his foe wants to go THAT far in being treated.

The swordsman can also treat the slash wound quickly if need be with his ice, but...

That would depend on how James and Katie react now, with Katie's vital left neck on the line.

(8/17)

139themightyjello

[ Striker post 2/2, revisioned! ]

Nightsnow Wrote:

"FREEZE!"

  • shouted Snow, shortly after the first post of the Striker assist. While he hadn't been entirely surprised by the attack and had managed to perform a split-second defense against an assault from any direction, the eighth-inch of ice that had formed on his cloak had not been enough to stop the sharp tip of James' blade from driving itself into his marginally protected back. However, an eighth-inch of ice and a well-timed turn of the body seemed to be successful in softening the damage of what would have been a skewering into just a nasty gash along his side.
themightyjello Wrote:

Crack!

The thin layer of ice offered little protection against the stab; instead of deflecting the knife like armor it cracked and gave way as the cloak and cloth it was clinging to folded under the pressure and shook off bits of the hardening water to the floor. There was more resistance than just flesh and clothing but in the end the result was the same... a scarlet flower bloomed out of Snow's midsection as the water running off his clothing mixed with the red blood rushing out from the wound. The ice that was blossoming infectiously out of everything it touched would spread to the watered down blood as well so that amidst all of the white ice that was forming there would be one flower that stood out crimson among the others.

It was bothersome though that this guy was starting to resemble a chia pet.

Nightsnow Wrote:

Even from the swordsman's body, a huge amount of razorsharp spikes erupted everywhere from his cloth, his own cloak, his own hood immediately, even from the ground around him -- But it doesn't just stop there. His area of influence continues to spread like wildfire, turning all the water in contact with it into razorsharp spikes as well that solidified quickly, skewering anything that isn't thoroughly protected. Anything that is under his area of influence.

It seemed to be spreading quickly. It seemed to spread to everything it touched. It seemed that was the case anyway, when James pulled his hand away from the knife and saw the crystals beginning to form on and run up his arm. Even going to far as to grow a tint of red from the tiny puncture wounds on his hand that had been the result of those needles growing out of Snow's body so quickly.

"Tch."

James crushed the ice that was beginning to form on his left hand where he had touched Snow's shoulder. Minuscule needles, hairlike thickness, but strength is determined by cross-sectional area. No matter how sharp the needles were they would snap as soon as the slightest pressure was placed upon them; crushing the ice that was forming on his hand in a fist removed the problem with only the small side effect of puncturing his skin with hundreds or thousands of pinpricks. Even as the ice began to spread he simply swatted it off with a brush against his labcoat and reached for the jacket breast.

He hadn't expected this, but it wasn't going to make a difference.

"Hello love, got a present for you."

From the holster on the inside of his coat James produced a small... remote control? Well, it looked as if it were a remote at least. It was black, somewhat rectangular but seemed to have a handle at an odd angle and thickness so that it couldn't be, and to top it all off it had two nasty looking metal barbs protruding from the end.

Nightsnow Wrote:

Hell, the sprinklers were still going off.

Ice that he'd spread under his influence coated the areas where he passed and ran.

Everyone soaked to the BONES.

Water EVERYWHERE.

Water, water everywhere. But not a drop to drink.

There are a lot of properties that water is famous for, not the least of which is conductivity. Becoming ice does not change the structure of water at all, it simply rearranges the molecules into a crystalline, solid structure that does not flow like it does in its liquid form. Unfortunately, Snow appeared to be covered in the stuff. Hell, he was standing in a pool of it and it was raining down from the sky! Oh... and he had a fresh new lightning rod in his gut.

This... was going to hurt.

Nightsnow Wrote:

Unless James and Katie want to jeapordize the situation...

Now... the thing that Snow wasn't aware of about all this was that he was right smack-dab in the middle of an Honestly Nice Guys group hug.

They were going to hug him and squeeze him and call him George.

James gave Snow a big ol' squeeze. Wrapping his arms around the big lug and... sharing all that love he had to give. Love like a tazer in one hand and a bloody knife in the other. That kind of love.

He'd wrap one arm around that chicken-wing'd sword arm. And he'd reach in the other arm up under Snow's left armpit like he was trying to ninja a feel of those man-tits. Snow would have a heck of a time moving his arm or waist when it was being wrapped up by that much man-hug.

As for the ice? The ice covering his back that would also soon begin to grow on James' coat front would be crushed as his chest came up against Snow's back; the knives hidden in the breasts of the jacket providing a thin layer of protection that resisted some of the ice. In other places the sharp spines bit in: between the knives, beside them, below them, and on James arms as they wrapped around the Wilma Winter. Yeah... frostbite was a b***h, especially when it actually bit.

On the other hand, Snow was now making an empty threat because he was being restrained in what could arguably be called a two-man full nelson. Go teamwork!

themightyjello Wrote:

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!

Voltage. Shittons of it. Coming out of barbs buried in so deep that they would have drawn blood. The discharge from the stungun would rocket up and down Snow's spine like an explosion; gravitating towards the large metal slab that was lodged in his torso but some also spread across the water to other parts more quickly than it did internally. They were all soaked, though, and in close proximity. James felt a buzz from it as well and so would Katie, but it was nowhere near the earth-shattering mind-wiping type of twitch-inducing current Snow was going to be feeling.

And as the ice formed all around them James stood there.

And he held the button down.

To be specific, the barbs on the thing were now being shoved right up under Janet's chin for one hell of a sinus clearer.

Also, James blew a kiss for good measure.

Because all of this is taking place during the same timeframe as the previous Striker post, and in the same timeframe as Snow's two posts before that, James is still on 2/2 rather than 3/2. No yellow flag yet, bud.

This also happened for James. Nobody'd notice.

[ 0/150 ] > [ 15/135 ]

140Pocket Gal

Because the timeframe was still on striker post 2, well, Katie would watch Snow squirm as James stepped in with knife and stun gun, jabbing the man in two places.

She felt the love!

She would take a step in front of Snow as James snuggled the big man from behind and..

HUGE BEAR HUG!

Her arms would go around Snow as he was so tightly snuggled against James, her hands would push against James back and she'd squeeze, making sure to keep the sword pointing down and not hit James in the lovely process of a three way manly looking hug.

Snow would have armored boobs pushing into his face, along with some lovely ice and ice spikes over parts of her shirt, since her armor is beneath the clothing it should still have the ice effect.

It was a beautiful thing!

THE LOVE!

[Edited picture for my Vent friends for eyesore. Lolololol.

And to add post number. ]=<

9/17]

141Nightsnow

TIME PARADOX

-- DEFENSIVE STRIKER --

((Colin vs. Griff))

142Nightsnow

(( Colin vs. Griff ))

Having watched more than enough of the situation, the swordsman sighed underneath his breath. Griff just lost his weapon, and is now in a bitter strife against the opposition's fighter for the duration.

Even his little water bomb some time ago didn't seem to help the situation out much.

Slapping his hands together lightly, the swordsman, near the sidelines, quietly maneuvered himself to an open space where he saw Griff's sword, laying uselessly on the ground.

Such weapon should not be abandoned!

So lowering his posture to a sprinting pose, the swordsman took off in a quick spurt of speed, zipping low past the counters and away from where the action is taking place. In one swoop with his left hand, he picked up Griff's fallen sword on the ground as he passed by, turning about to face Griff and the opposition...

Before throwing the blade right at Griff's right in a light spin.

He then quickly dashed off back to the sidelines, and jogged lightly back to where his teammates were.

143Nightsnow

(( Snow vs. Katie ))

Had the swordsman known what both of the opposition is planning, there would only be two words that he would think of if he had the chance.

HELL NO.

But he isn't able to guess what they're thinking, so feeling James hug him from behind all of a sudden surprised the swordsman a bit.

It also made him go on an immediate overdrive in his plan to bring Katie down.

In this posture? It's not that hard.

After all, he isn't called a swordsman for nothing.

Feeling James sudden hug, his right arm, though restricted, didn't necessarily mean that his right hand is.

The swordsman simply released his hold on his handle blade with his right hand without warning.

Which meant that only his left hand is holding his katana weapon.

Here's the kicker;

Nightsnow Wrote:

He neglected to unsheath his other blade out from his right side.

Refer back to his first post in this round, if the opposition didn't catch that...

The swordsman uses a two-bladed swordstyle.

So not only is he adapt at using his left or his right hand independently from each other, but he has quite some strength in both arms, since he usually fights with both his blades at once. In the beginning of the fight he only unsheathed one blade because he was facing against someone who had weight, muscles - and later on as he discovered - armor geared on her.

But with the blade placed in a vulnerable position at her neck...

One hand is more than enough to get the deed done.

SCHWING!

At almost a near instant, the swordsman immediately yanked his left elbow down in one quick slashing motion a second after feeling James' hug, the lethal edge of the blade following the trail of his left arm motion --

-- and cutting right into Katie's left neck in the process. Right at the same time, James' left forearm would get unexpectedly caught between the swordsman's left elbow/armpit squeeze when he delivered the downward slash, constricting James' left forearm like a vice grip completely and pointed to where the swordsman main body is facing.

This, indirectly puts the taser at a helpless situation - especially when no matter how far James try to twist or move his left wrist about, the taser would be hitting nothing but empty space in front of the swordsman.

As he said a post ago.

Any reaction he feels, regardless of the situation, he WILL cut.

And in Katie's situation...

Walking in towards him, or away from him wouldn't matter anymore by then. The closer she is, the deeper the cut he can dish out.

The blade would dig into her left neck at once, drawing blood from the vital spot. Water drenched on the blade would course through the slashed wounds, freezing on the spot quickly, sealing her gaping wound shut like an ice clot, but --

The swordsman would have his blade paused halfway through the slash, keeping it relatively held in contact with her left neck.

Either he pulls the blade off and have the ice clot break, causing her neck to bleed out, with her suffering from severe bloodloss - and in need of medical attention from the medical staff quickly...

Or.

He can remove his blade, and leave the makeshift ice clot intact, keeping her wound shut more than long enough for the medical staff to attend to her in a normal fashion.

In this situation...

The swordsman might wonder what his opposition would do if he had the time to think; now that her neck is just one post away from either bleeding out in a heavy bloodloss or remaining safe to the point the medical staff can heal her neck properly.

(9/17)

144I Am Doctor Insano

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Griff was slammed backwards, his back smashing into the ground full speed, the tile below him shattering as he slid across the floor. The last bits of chemical pouring into his now lacerated shoulders. His body began to rise up, his torso and legs and curling upwards before he rolled back forward, landing on his feet and springing to a standing position.

His eyes were wide as he stepped back slowly, blood trickling out of his sawed open arm. "That feels so..." The blood was something unusual. It was purple. It was glowing. It was... irradiated?! He laughed slowly, his left hand trembling as he merely made it hover above the hole. "...I feel as though..." A kind of snort, rolling into a slow rolling chuckle.

"GhuhuhuhuhuhuuhuuhuuhuuahaahaahaahaahaAHAAHAAHAAGH!"

The purple blood bubbled between his fingers, his body trembling as-

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Nightsnow, abridged and reworked from Griff's perspective. Wrote:

Snow ran across the arena, opposite of the MEN, grabbed the DeuxMascus sword and threw it, all awesome style, at Griff. Spinning and the like, being all epic and dramatic, the handle eventually... ]=[

-A SWORD HANDLE SMASHED INTO THE GAPING HOLE!

Grabbing his sword tightly, his eyes went wide and wild. He almost screamed, but it was drowned out by laughter and madness as he dashed forward, tearing the blade from his arm (and effectively destroying said arm in the process) across on an attempt to up and up cut Colin.

"GYAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!"

[15/17(?)]

-Griff gets slammed, lands on his back, catches the sword through his gaping shoulder hole, cuts the ******** off and attempts to cut Colin in the same move.-

-********-

-********>

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145themightyjello

Time resumed as normal, so that the re-visioning of the past was... in the past... and the onward march of events should no longer be hung up on whether or not Snow was actually touched in any meaningful (and with legal ramifications) way.

Thusly, we proceed to second 11 of the Striker.

Nightsnow Wrote:

HELL NO.

HELL YES.

themightyjello Wrote:

[ 0/150 ] > [ 15/135 ]

[ 15/135 ] > [ 30/120 ]

30 points. 15 from post 2 of the Striker (revisioned), 15 from post 3 of the Striker (as broadcast live on ESPN). None from the post prior to that because James hadn't been preparing to deal with icy death flying every which direction at the time. What sort of things can a man do with 30 points?

HoH Bio Wrote:

Aura Reach: By stretching out an 'arm' of aura physical objects can be interacted with. If used to grasp, lift, or manipulate an object it is done with roughly the strength of a human arm and hand but lacks fine motor control. Rather than this, the 'arm' can be used as a slam attack with strength and hardness roughly equal to a 50 lb sandbag being thrown at the target. The strength and hardness can be increased incrementally with simultaneous applications of more 'arms'.

Due to the strain of applying force to physical objects in this way, each use of Aura Reach burns 10 power points.

3x.

Snow decided he wanted to one-arm his fabulous cutting technique which, at the same time, would pin James' left arm and prevent it from doing what he'd been intending: namely... ******** the poor sumbitch up.

So, let's assume that he could do that with his left arm while simultaneously cutting at the heug b***h who was getting in position to bear hug him. We'll give the benefit of the doubt there.

Now his 1 arm was fighting against 3 phantom limbs that grabbed at his wrist and jerked the arm - not away - but up. The strength of 3 of James' arms vs 1 of Snow's, pulling his arm straight up into the air sword and all.

To everyone watching on the sidelines and on television it would look just like Snow had decided to stick his arm straight up and point his sword at the sky... maybe in anticipation of some sort of quickening like in Highlander (man, that movie was so boss). No one would be able to explain it, really, since the 'arms' that were grabbing at Snow were indistinguishable from the white steam coming out with every breath of these 3 cuddly love-bugs in the midst of all this would-be meat freezer that was going on around them.

But to Snow... well, he'd find the whole affair rather... shocking?

May it be noted that the narrator half expects Ebris to Striker against his bad pun.

In the meantime, pointy ice bits made with the hurting. Puncturing skin and such, but since this was all taking only a second or two to happen the full effect of 'god, that ******** stings' was yet to sink in. Rest assured, there would be much hamburger-flesh back at the hotel.

[ Striker post 3/2: Dawn of the Yellow Flag. ]

[edit] Hell, to be generous about the arena effect let's call it an added 50% cost to use: 10 > 15. 30/15 = 2. So 2 applications of "wrestle with your fuggin' arm".

[edit 2] Just in case Snow actually gets like... hit by the thing this round, I'll quote the accepted description of the weapon.

HoH Bio Wrote:

Stungun: Handheld device that runs an electrical charge through two barbs at the top of the weapon. The charge should be sufficient to incapacitate an area that it is applied to, or if used on a major nerve (neck, spine, head) cause unconsciousness.

146Vicarious Diction

Not every day that you got to see a guy cut off his of damn arm to get to his opponent. Disconcerted by the sight, Colin felt the respect for the man grow more than the Grinch's heart that fateful day. Still, that was one nasty blade, and Colin was in deep piss.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

The blade sliced into Colin's body, even as the man took a leap back to clear most of the blade. The tip of DeuxMascus sliced into Colin's chest, starting from his left pectoral and down diagonally across his sternum before sliding out of his body around the middle of his floating ribs. Blood sprung forth and ran down his body, red diluted from the water still coating his body. Colin's face contorted, this more than a sting but less than a fierce pain. This was worth groaning over, and Colin would stifle the satisfying noise with a large struggle of WILL versus AUGH.

Still, this wasn't over yet. Griff's little swing caused the man's arm to flip through the air, landing on top of a counter, sending a graduated cylinder flipping through the air at Griff's own face. Man, that'd have to blow. Lucky for the guy that it was empty.

Unlucky for the guy, Colin quickly leaned over and grabbed the freed limb by the wrist and swung it at the MAN's sword-wielding hand. Now would be the good time for a joke about hitting yourself, but this was no longer a game. This was a FIGHT. This was EPIC.

Griff was going to have a new chum after this round was over, but until then, Colin was about to press this guy so hard that this arm wasn't the only thing he'd lose.

[16/17]

147Pocket Gal

The sound of a sword being released hit Katie's ears just as she turned to go into the front hug, but something happened as it was freed. The man's arm went straight up into the air, which would hinder him from slicing at her neck. What means was this? She honestly wasn't sure, but it must have come from James.

Her huge bear hug would continue through. It was crushingly close quarters for Snow.

smilies/icon_4laugh.gif

Her big hands would still find purchase on James lab coat as she hugged. The ice would still be around them, twinkling against the trio. Her hot breath hit the cold air leaving white mist.

"Everyone needs a HUG!"

Thanks to Sun for his lovely art. ![smilies/icon_3nodding.gif ]

[10/17]

148I Am Doctor Insano

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Aw hell. I won't be able to use it anymore.

Griff pulled back, the fire in his eyes not reflecting the last sane thought he had before pulling back ever so slightly and diving forward once again. He looked like a demon. He looked like a god forsaken devil. For no reason at all, the gPod came back to life, the odd little plot device it was. Griff hadn't noticed, really. Why would he? He had lost his ******** mind.

So let's step back.

Right after removing his arm in what could be considered an impromptu amputation, Griff slashes Colin across the chest, giving the man a WICKED scar, and then proceeds to draw his sword back and dive forward, stabbing through his own arm (is that auto hitting, at this point?) to attempt a second downward slash at Colin's ribs, this time going straight down.

In other words.

If this lands? Colin will have a fleshy zipper.

[16/17]

-Griff stabs through his own arm and raises his blade for a downward slash across Colin's chest, going directly down the center-

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149Vicarious Diction

Colin heard the gPod wind and whirr back to life, and thought that the demonic reincarnation of the damned thing was perfectly accentuated by the orchestral death hymn that was playing through it, something no self-hating emo t**t would ever put on his gPod. A small smirk ran across his face as Griff cocked back and thrust the blade deep into his own severed arm.

Now, Colin was about to do something VERY stupid, but he'd do it for his team and for his new, if not insane, chum, their friendship forged through the flames of battle and quenched in blood.

Colin stepped into the strike.

The blade pierced his chest, the tip catching bone and slipping into the ribcage, and almost punctured the punker's lung before getting caught in between ribs. Colin would let out a roar of pain and violence as he let go of the reins on his emotions and attacked one last time.

Colin's right would c**k back and swing down, aiming to come in from the side and cut a swath into the man's side. It would enter in above the kidney, making its way down towards the stomach where it'd only sheer off a bit of the outside wall, then rip through the intestine and stop as it got caught on the pelvis.

Each man was going to leave this room with scars to tell other MEN at bars over pints or shot or anything in between. Water and blood dripped from both of their frames, each man finding new respect for the other. This had been the most entertaining fight so far, though not by much.

It was always fun to see a guy get thrown around the room like Raggedy Ann.

Colin would let go of Griff's arm and punch the man right in the sternum, trying to push him back and pull the blade free from the other while forcing the air from the man to get him to finally give. Colin coughed, a little blood in his spit, the taste of copper too familiar to this man. A smirk, and Colin would nod at the man. The beeping from his FIGHTER told them both that the fight was almost over, and Colin knew this man had put on a damn good show.

But for now, it was time for him to sleep.

The water on the floor around the two was a red tint, and Colin leaned over and rested against one of the counters. ********, his ribs hurt. Looking down, Colin saw the glint of metal and, with a grunt, pulled free the knives Griff had jammed into his ribs. That was an odd sight, but it was something else Colin could carry onto the next round. Three metal knives...

...and the severed arm of a MAN.

[17/17]

[Well played, good sir.]

[Q.O]

[[monocle]]

150Nightsnow

Actually, it his one-arm hand technique isn't simultaneous from a downward slash from Katie's neck to pinning James' taser down.

It was more along the way - since when he finished the slash his elbow would automatically squeeze as he pulled down, getting the action done in the process.

But.

Well damn.

That went unexpected. Just as the swordsman thought - hoped, even - he could force a stalemate against the behemoth and the damn striker behind him, his left hand was hurled right into the air through some unknown force.

While his arm strength is good enough to at least hold his ground against one arm when he's fending off with blades.

Two arms was just overkill against him.

What?!

The swordsman was just that close in forcing a form of stalemate or such against his opposition. And with his blade lifted right off of the very place he was trying to slash all of a sudden, the swordsman tried in vain to compensate by doing something - ANYTHING! - to take back the advantage.

But he just didn't have enough time.

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!

He couldn't scream, feeling an agonizing shock burst from his chin and turning his entire body into a giant conductor. His view warped in and out, his sense of balance distorted by the electrical charge as Katie came in for the crushing bear hug.

How...

Amiss that moment of electrocution, the swordsman wanted to fight against the pain. Move a finger, a body part - SOMETHING!

How can this...

Probably because of his stubborness - no, perhaps something more simple, his consciousness wavered in and out as long as the button was pressed for the duration of the taser.

The only thing he was able to do eventually, as he was bombarded under the unimaginable pain of electrocution...

Was a simple grab onto Katie's neck/collar right in front of him, with his right hand. With his right arm held in position by James' grasp...

The grab was pathetically weak.

Yet.

That was about the only thing he can do.

Ice spread a bit from his stiffened touch, but it did nothing else other than just coat the front part of her neck with its frost.

Looks like Lady Luck never liked him in the first place.

Son... of.. a...

(10/17)

151I Am Doctor Insano

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Griff's arm slipped right off the sword, his hand just flying right off as the sword clattered to the ground, and his mind came back to him slowly. His feet carried him a yard or so back, his eyes catching the blood, and the feeling of pain rushing through him, though the adrenaline had almost entirely shot his nerves. Sure, it hurt. But more than anything? His body was in shock. He didn't feel a thing, really.

He stumbled, before grabbing the stump, gritting his teeth and forcing his lips to curl, Griff smiled as well as he could. A short nod of sorts before taking in a deep breath. Colin could probably recognize the look of torn concentration, forced breathing and closed eyes. Morivan tried to push the pain out of his head.

And it seemed to work, for just a moment later, Griff would remove his hand from the bleeding stump of an arm, have the presence of mind enough to grab his torn FOG cloth, wrap it around his shoulder closer the torso and tie it off with his teeth before turning back to Colin and, with a short nod, the soldier would straighten his legs, swagger shortly.

Except that Griff still has both eyes.

And no shirt.

And is missing his other arm.

[17/17]

-Griff Salutes Colin-

<< END FIGHT >>

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152themightyjello

The moment of resistance had its charm.

A man putting up a valiant effort, fighting to hold his ground when the odds were against him through tooth, nail, and whatever means were available to him. The moment of resistance was a testament to the indomitable spirit of the meta-human that was so hard to extinguish.

But it was only for a moment.

He slackened. He stumbled. He reached out for a moment. He fell.

James let go of Snow when he collapsed and left the man to Katie's tender, loving care. The ice that was forming around his arms made an audible crack as it split and broke at his movement, and the aching sting of needles burying themselves in his skin was not something he was going to be rid of any time soon. The only part of him that was spared the burning sensation of the ice was his left arm, which had gone somewhat numb from the runoff electric current.

"Goodnight, princess."

Now it would have been standard policy for him to zap the lil' ******** again, just to make sure he was going to stay down... but James was already late for an appointment with the getting-the-hell-out-of-the-ring and in a shower of cracking ice crystals and searing pain he did just that.

A hop, skip, and a step towards a space heater. With all that water and ice he was feeling a tad hypothermic.

[ STRIKER OVER. ]

153Vicarious Diction

Colin would still end the same way, arm and knives in his possession, and Colin would smirk at the man and nod. He put up one hell of a fight.

Now, thought, it was over.

Colin would slowly walk over to whatever would be called the sidelines and relax, letting his body grow numb to the pain.

This would happen just a little faster than the last time, which was a little faster than the last, and the last, and the last, and the last, and the last...

154I Am Doctor Insano

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"Awesome." Griff muttered as he wandered to the sidelines, gripping his stump as he just sorta... tripped onto the sidelines, leaned against a wall.

"...medic...?"

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155[ Cognitive Genome ]

And Ebris just raged, as someone tossed a grodpacked emo music player at him, pierced his pinky toe with an ice spike and witnessed a whole bunch of grabass going on at the end of it all.

Throne-DAMNED was he pissed.

156Pocket Gal

The seven foot woman that was in disguise stood her ground as the man got shocked. She felt the tension in his body slacken, even as he somehow tried to bring his right hand to her neck, and even then if he was to get a grasp on her neck it wouldn't keep her from hugging him because either way a stun gun to the head should have knocked his a** out. At which point, both of his arms would or should fall to his sides.

The moment James stepped away he would leave her with the man that would or should be unconscious, which would mean his sword arm would drop as James released him. Her arms slipped down as she bent slightly at the knees, since the man is six foot something shouldn't be hard to reach, to latch at the point of Snow's elbow/forearm area, so that he couldn't try to grab her anymore or stab her with the other hand, though he should have dropped that when his arms slackened moments before unconsciousness.

Lolol. GRABASSING!

She would stand with his arms now locked in place, squeezing Snow closely to her body and bringing his feet off of the ground.

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157Nightsnow

With James exit, so did the control it exerted over the swordsman's left hand. Like a lifeless puppet the swordsman's arm dropped, the sword fell from his grasp and stabbed into the ground with a light thud.

"...."

No sound eminated from his voice.

Like a body devoid of life, head slumped down, the swordsman was hoisted off the ground without any form of retaliation.

Is he knocked out?

"....F..."

Wait. His lips seemed to move just a tad bit.

"....Fu..."

There still seems to be a bit of life still shining in the swordsman's eyes, glazed over as it is and unfocused because of the stun.

And whether or not the Behemoth noticed her surroundings, or, even her body...

"....Fu...ck."

Was that the expansion of spikes around him never really stopped. While it took longer than necessary because of how small the spikes were in the beginning...how brittle it was beforehand...how it seemed so easy to break it apart...

The water sprinklers didn't stop.

And neither did the spikes that would still be growing under those conditions. From a small pain that didn't mean much to portions of her body, now into something that would grow more painful and painful as the spikes continued to grow when it leeched from the waters - when it still spreads from the swordsman's contact.

The spikes didn't do much to her hand or to her body in the beginning.

The short period of time which the swordsman was fighting against two oppositions at once didn't give the spikes to grow properly yet.

But, as time passed, those pierced areas on her body where the spikes did dig in will cause the pain to rise in proportion, and it's just a matter of time before Katie, still in the middle of being drenched while hugging the swordsman...

Would feel the actual pain of the spikes that would be digging deeper into her unarmored flesh in a relentless dig.

Like he stated way back when James Black came into the picture -

His spikes expands from absorbing water nearby to grow bigger.

Which meant that the tiny, somewhat painful things that had managed to pierce into her flesh, would be continuously growing as well over a passage of time, slowly widening the wound and eventually causing the pain to be noticed.

And as long as she's still being showered under the water, the pain will escalate in magnitude.

Pretty fast.

If she doesn't take some form of shelter or cover from the water fast, the sensation will eventually rival the pain the swordsman felt when he got electrocuted over time.

And continue to build, until her entire body is teeming with unbearable pain.

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158Pocket Gal

Oh yes, we have established that there is ice spikes everywhere. Katie was still feeling the pain in her hand from being stabbed, along with parts of her arms and neck, not too much in her legs, since most of it is covered, except thigh area.

Even then, she wouldn't let him go. No matter if he was unconscious or conscious.

She would groan from the pain of the ice spikes, but the adrenaline rush was helping mask most of the pain. The spikes would dig deeper to which she'd grit her teeth harder. She was in that state of going on, even if it was to the point of maiming her.

Someone needed to DIE! Her bear hug mode was losing altitude.

ANGRY FACE.

Arms still tightly wrapped around Snow, not letting him move, and because she had such a nice hold on him she would hop forward bringing Snow down to the ground with her on top of him, onto the ice spikes and all. It might even get parts of her unarmored parts, but she wanted to CRUSH HIM.

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159Nightsnow

Not much he can do about it, his whole body still in the after-shock of James taser. But as it continued on, the swordsman would cough out loud from the sudden smash, the new sensation of pain on his back jolting his already dazed mind out of its repetitive loop.

"Gah!"

Spikes broke apart rather easily on the ground underneath him, and if it weren't for the fact that the ground beneath is coated with his influence of ice he made beforehand, some spikes might've just ripped right through his cloth and right into his body like a needle bed.

In this situation, the spikes just lost their density when it quickly came into contact with the swordsman's body/cloth, breaking easily like brittled objects...

But not helping him cushion the impact that much.

He probably shouldn't have wished for a softer impact, but with Katie's arm hug helping cushioning some of the blow to his back, the swordsman was spared a full smackdown.

The eyes blinked with a bit more fervor, and the swordsman stared at the abomination of the behemoth called Katie who was trying to crush him with her sheer weight. Of course, his eyes were still unfocused, but at least the new wave of pain he's feeling is starting to revive a bit of his body functions, even if for only a bit.

He coughed, feeling his breath coming in difficult rasps since her body was so DAMN HEAVY, but...

In the situation now, it's now a war of attrition.

He tried to strain his body a bit, able to move just a bit of his hands after the painful smash.

The paralysis is still there, but should he thank the numbing sensation that's keeping some of the new pain down, or curse it because he can't move his body appropriately yet?

Aside from that question, as long as the swordsman can hold out in attrition while his passive spikes continued to dig even deeper into her flesh over time...

Eventually, Katie would be the one screaming in pain from the encompassing Iron-Maiden like effect.

If she does scream, that is.

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160-HoH- Judge

themightyjello Wrote:

A hop, skip, and a step towards a space heater. With all that water and ice he was feeling a tad hypothermic.

[ STRIKER OVER. ]

As James exited the fight area, the lone female judge stepped up to bar his path. Hood drawn low to obscure her face and armor crafted well to accentuate her curves, she wordlessly handed him a ceramic mug of hot cocoa and a red flag for staying in the ring too long.

Then she resumed her watch.

161themightyjello

James blew on the cocoa and began to sip.

Meanwhile... WAS HE STILL BEING ICED UP!? ...no. Because he actually stepped out into the hallway so he wouldn't get rain in his cocoa.

Huff huff blow sip, BLEED. O_<

162Pocket Gal

Katie hardly ever screamed. She RAGED. So, the pain still there, and adrenaline rush still kicking in wouldn't stop her from what she would do next.

"YOU-"

Her hands would come out from behind Snow's back as she sat up to straddle him while her left hand came down onto his hair, since his hoodie would no longer be there. That's been established.

"WILL-"

Her right hand would come forward to smash against his face while her left hand kept his head steady from moving out of the way.

"PAY!"

It was obvious she was PISSED. She was going to take every ounce of her anger out on the man below her for the pain that was building, and for the pain that she would feel when her adrenaline rush subsided.

[Edit: Again, forgot post number. ]:<

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