Stage0: Preliminaries
The Things Fox Hates Dojo

I think they may do Taekwondo here, and hey, is that a picture of John Cena?
A fighting arena of classical proportion, though those proportions don't have to be exactly defined. As long as the dojo has four walls, a roof and a floor, we're good with whatever size you decide on. The decor of course is just what you'd picture from an old kung-fu movie.
Terrain
General - Regular indoor floor, as interrupted occasionally by a mat for padding.
Weapons - One picture of John Cena.
Bonus Effects - Across the street one can occasionally hear mariachi music from the all night restaurant.
Red Player: Timothy
Representing: Team Rejects
Played By: That Guy 52
Blue Player: Isaiah
Representing: Team Tourists
Played By: Ziranz