Bloody Trenches

HoH season 10. Source: valucre.net static Gaia dump.

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Table of contents
  1. -HoH- Judge
  2. Fiend The Bunny
  3. Fierach
  4. Sey
  5. Fierach
  6. superpsyco77
  7. Fiend The Bunny
  8. Sey
  9. superpsyco77
  10. Fierach
  11. o ReaverQueen o
  12. Corvid Cynic
  13. One Fly Red Mage
  14. Sey
  15. Corvid Cynic
  16. Show me the CarFox
  17. Arcturus Highwind
  18. Corvid Cynic
  19. Arcturus Highwind
  20. Fiend The Bunny
  21. Show me the CarFox
  22. Supreme Jerk Commander
  23. Fiend The Bunny
  24. Fierach
  25. Fierach
  26. Corvid Cynic
  27. Fierach
  28. Corvid Cynic
  29. Show me the CarFox
  30. Fierach
  31. Corvid Cynic
  32. Fierach
  33. Corvid Cynic
  34. Show me the CarFox
  35. Fierach
  36. Corvid Cynic
  37. Fierach
  38. Corvid Cynic
  39. Fierach
  40. Fiend The Bunny
  41. Show me the CarFox
  42. Fiend The Bunny
  43. Show me the CarFox
  44. Corvid Cynic
  45. Fiend The Bunny
  46. Buxom Bandit
  47. Show me the CarFox
  48. Fierach
  49. Corvid Cynic
  50. Fierach
  51. Show me the CarFox
  52. Corvid Cynic
  53. Fierach
  54. Corvid Cynic
  55. Fierach
  56. Corvid Cynic
  57. Fierach
  58. Corvid Cynic
  59. Fierach
  60. Corvid Cynic
  61. o ReaverQueen o
  62. Fiend The Bunny
  63. Show me the CarFox
  64. Fiend The Bunny
  65. Show me the CarFox

1-HoH- Judge

BLOODY TRENCHES

Trench warfare is one of the most notorious, brutal, and terrifying forms of warfare known to man. Two Heaven or Hell teams will be pitted against each other in the muddy trench of a long-forgotten war amidst the downpour of icy rain that has filled the trench with a thin layer of scummy water and turned the trench into a muddy tomb.

The area the for the fight will be roughly sixty yards of straight-line trench, wide enough for two average (6'0'', 210 lb) men to walk abreast, with a trench bunker-house on each end. The doors to the bunkers can withstand tankfire, and are sealed tight, meaning they are impossible to enter. Going out of the trench is possible, but will begin a ring out.

Terrain

General - Cramped, linear fighting space with a thick, freezing downpour and overcast skies. Everything is muddy, while the bottom of the trench is covered in a half inch or so of murky water. Teammates not fighting will be outside of the trench and can look over the lip to watch the combat.

Weapons - Trench shovels, ammo-less rifles with bayonets, and the occasional cudgel or trench axe. You'll have to dig in the mud for it, though.

Natural Element Resource: Bonus to water and earth elements, thanks to the rain and mud. Fire elementals may have some trouble getting started in the rain.

Bonus Effects - The "Dirty Fighting" clause has been REVOKED for this arena; it's all fair play as long as you don't murder someone.

2Fiend The Bunny

Shuffle.

Shuffle.

"********."

Kong shifted his weight and landed on his a** just outside the trenches. His decayed body now deep into its putrid state, his body highly bloated and his arms showing more decayed muscle then skin.

The bleach white skull tight against his decaying face, only his slack bottom jaw visible. His black teeth and black tongue giving off an interesting smell all their own.

He wore his typical tattered Biker outfit and s**t, with the symbol of the TFOA still on its back. He drew a cigar from said jacket and lit it with a sigh, smoke billowing from his eyes and ears, making his head look like a building on fire.

The zombie ******** sunk a bit into the mud, making him look like an upright corpse that simply belonged there.

3Fierach

"Ugh, you have gotta be kidding me right?"

"I swear, this s**t's in my shoes"

Cold? Nah. James Eredas was never cold. Walking around in slush was a rather uncomfortable experience however.

Standing there silhouetted against the overcast sky, with a black umbrella in one hand, and the other clapsed on the hilt of his sword like a cane, James had the air of some dark envoy, here to pick up the dead and bring them to hell.

It was close enough to the truth.

4Sey

Ahhh~choo~!

Sniffling and walking up from behind her captain, Seyumi Kaikou was only slightly damp from the freezing downpour that the heavens were emptying upon them as her hands were held atop her head and holding up a small barrier. Catching sight of James and his umbrella the White Mage trudged as fast as the mud would let her, the healer's eyes crinkling in a smile as she called out his name.

"Sir Eredassss~!"

Though with Sey's hands on her head and her struggle to pull one booted foot out of the mud after the other, she looked rather hilarious as though she was trying to do a certain dance craze while walking.

As she came within 20 feet of her teammate, her sunny disposition and ridiculously holy aura would hopefully help mitigate some of that wet rat feeling that he had, even though the rain didn't look like it was going to stop anytime soon. Finally reaching James and beaming brightly, the healer saluted like a boy scout to her Captain.

"Reporting in! Is anyone else here yet?" She asked, bright grey eyes scanning the depressing looking trench area. Seeing someone standing on the opposite end of the trench in what looked like a biker outfit and his face shrouded in smoke, the White Mage smiled even more and waved at the opposition.

5Fierach

"Hrm?"

The man turned around to see the reason for the name of their team.

"Right". Hello Miss Sey" he replied with a small, amused smile on his lips. Nothing seemed like it could dampen her spirit. Unrealistic, but great for morale.

"Nobody else here yet, cept for that thing" the captain jabbed a finger at the putrid corpse thingamajig at the other side. He suspected that zombies weren't part of this arena as part of the decor, so that must be a competitor from the other team. Odessa.

"KB" he thought instinctively. It would be interesting to see him again.

He turned to face the lithe white mage and fixated her with an intent gaze that lasted for all of a few seconds before he gave an exasperated sigh.

"Well, alright. Hold this?" he offered her the umbrella.

6superpsyco77

Not everyone seemed as displeased as the rest of the crowd that had gathered to watch the fight, along with a small army of umbrellas and poncho like covers. In fact Old Alphonse seemed quite thrilled to be here as he trudged along to the lip of the trench, peering over.

"Well ain't this a bit of history!" Alphonse said as he gave a familiar toothy grin, shifting about his weight so that the mud wouldn't give way and send him toppling in. His gray hair was totally damp and the pony-tail he had it pulled back in resembled more of a wet noodle than hair, but he kept on smiling. Adjusting his now soaked Leather bomber jacket he stopped peering over long enough to spot Kong and company on the other side on the trench.

"Well hello there! I hope I'm not late, I almost got lost you see..." and from then on Alphonse was quasi rambling, but sadly the sound of the rain and his tendency to mumble muffled his speech into nigh oblivion. He stopped after awhile though, if only because he himself had forgotten the point of his rambling.

"Oh right, we get to fight in a little piece of history! Hell this was before even my time!" He gave a bellowing chuckle, because apparently his jokes simply -killed- him. He needed to be careful, because chances were one day he would end up laughing himself to death. "Anyway, who wants to go first? I'm not opposed, but...hrn...." he tapped one finger to the wrinkled skin on his chin in thought.

"How about...you!" and his finger flew out to point at James The woman behind him! Oh yes, Sey seemed like more of a match to the elderly gentleman than the young man. "Care get this thing started young lady? I assure you I'm not as senile as I look." and he gave a sly wink. He might not have been senile but batshit crazy was a definite possibility.

It didn't help that in his Right hand was a sheathed b*****d sword that was easily sharp enough to lop arms off if a clean cut was made. Such were the dangers of Heaven or Hell!

7Fiend The Bunny

Kong raised his hand and waved back at Sey, a putrid grin crossing what could possibly pass as 'lips'. He drew up from his sitting position and let the mud soak into his horrible flesh. He would hope someone else had to deal with Sey, for all her cute and bright she was a Cleric, and clerics meant redeath for the undead.

Then the old coot came.

"Heeeelllooo."

Kong said with a disarming wave of his bony hand, his voice sounding like a shitty old radio being played through a tin can. KB would show up eventually, as would the new ********; but it didn't really matter to the less then friendly undead Biker.

Because in some alternate time paradox reality Dzan had already ended his suffering.

8Sey

"Okay~" She said brightly, taking the umbrella in her hand as she dispelled her little rain barrier in a shower of sparkles.

"Are you going in? You're going to do great James! I'll be here cheering you on - and if you need me of course." None of the worry and tension that she felt was evident in the healer's voice or face at all as she wished her Captain the best of luck, enjoying his kind offering of the umbrella before taking the initiative and grabbing his arm.

"Wait!" She said, before tugging him back and gracing him with a quick hug. "Don't get too banged up okay? Fight hard for Team Guardians or Team Seyumi or whatever you guys insisted on changing the name to."

Taking a step back and looking at him with the best hopeful expression she could muster, Sey was ready to let him go fight his heart out. Until a voice yelled out to them through the rain.

Crazy Old Guy! Wrote:

"How about...you!"

Peering past James' side and at the eccentric old gentleman that was currently brandishing a very sharp sword in their direction, Sey blinked before raising her free hand at her face. He wanted HER as an opponent!? Looking at James before staring back at the elderly man, Sey blinked a few times before she could even think of a decent response.

"B-But! I respect my Elders, Sir!" A twinge of nervousness was more then audible in her yelled response, and Sey hid behind James as though she'd be able to disappear from the arena by doing so.

It was one thing for her to fight people in their prime but... That guy was old! She helped old people like him with broken hips and taking their vitamins at the Temple. Sey couldn't possibly fight him... Could she?

9superpsyco77

The old coot laughed again, another cackling laugh that filled the area and made most people wish that it would come time for his nap already. But it wasn't because Alphonse was a smart old man and went to be at 8 o clock after eating his chicken. Sleep and eating habits aside Alphonse was as serious a competitor as any and ready to get this show on the road.

"Well that's a good thing to hear young lady! So many people nowadays simply pass us off as relics of a forgotten age, just like the very stage you today fight on." Now he was actually starting to make some sense, in a very odd sorta way.

"But I understand if you don't wish to fight me, but shame on you who doesn't think they can take an old man in a fight. I'm over 60 for gods sake!" oh now he was throwing insults! This was where the batshit crazy reputation came from.

"It's up to you though, I mean, you are the pretty young lady, and the lady always chooses. That's the polite thing, ya know."

10Fierach

"No no, I'm not going in yet. Either Crawley or Fox has to get their a** here first, and I suspect that the former's getting laid and the latter's looking at old HoH reruns for his, well, idol" he emphasized the last word.

Better not to ask.

James patted her on the head with a grin, like a brother would to a little sister. The next moment, he draped his rain-proof jacket around the white mage.

Before she could ask, he'd explain with a bemused expression.

"Your clothes. Rain. White. Wet"

It would be reaching that point soon enough, and while he figured that fanservice might not hurt their popularity with the crowd, he wasn't going to risk getting pointed docked for indecency.

Yet anyway.

Also, old man rambled. Probably was a ***** too, judging from his fixation on Sey, but James didn't voice that.

11o ReaverQueen o

Splash!

"...Gentlemen."

KB had arrived! Having dropped into the trench he splattered mud in every direction without care. He held no delusions of coming out of the fight clean, and no intentions of fighting cleanly. Muddy water swirled around his boots as he dropped the item he'd carried into the water at his feet.

Glistening dully under the overcast light was a simple but deep bucket full of naked swords and one length of pipe suitable for smashing faces in. ODESSA would find the usual weapons there, a pair of shortswords, longswords, a single greatsword and a variety of knives. Each of the weapons was simple and undecorated - each designed for a single purpose without boasting frills.

Turning his attention down the trench towards the beacon of light which served as the figurehead for the opposition, he chuckled hollowly. He wore his usual black outfit and hat, his burning red eyes glowing beneath the brim with a casually malign energy. The only thing that seemed out of place was the slight ridge around his chest area beneath his coat and shirt, for beneath he wore a tightly strapped breastplate clinging to his still ribs.

"Destroy them." He commanded, making his way forward. He leaned down as he walked, the bottom of his trenchcoat becoming stained with mud even as his hands groped unerringly through the muck. It did not take him long to find the object he desired - a waterlogged rifle from a bygone era with a blood-stained and certainly infectious bayonet mounted at the end just beneath the barrel.

All is fair in love and war.

"Seyumi..." He rasped, his artificial voice seething with hate. "If you won't fight the old man, come to me..." He called to her cheerily, his anger for her kind elating him. The chance to suffocate her in mud was uplifting. "If you don't fight me now, I'll simply find you later at your Temple."

He stopped, giving her the chance to consider. He gave a wave back to his teammates behind them, both to assure them he was in a right state of mind and to rouse them to action.

"Where there will be no rules protecting... spectators."

12Corvid Cynic

Jonas Karasu usually hated the rain. It didn't really affect him, but the puddles it created had a habit of hurting other people when he stepped in them. Of course right now he was counting on that effect, because there was no way that water was clean enough to not conduct electricity.

As he approached, he gave a casual nod to both his teammates and his opponents, before heading over to inspect the weapons that KB had brought.

"Dibs on de pipe."

Even if the stocky little Cajun man didn't go first, it couldn't hurt to be prepared. Speaking of being prepared, where was the rest of the other team?

13One Fly Red Mage

You know that rude s**t drivers do when they see you on the side of the road and purposely maneuver their car to sling all kinds of water, dirt, and mud on you as they pass by?

As Juan pulled up, the crowd shuck, jiving, and diving to avoid the car as he sped up to the "arena" if it could be called that he didn't take a clue as to which side his team was on. He just picked a side, supposedly and swerved his car to a sliding stop parallel to the area of the trench where Odessa was.

Mud, water, dirt, gravel, whatever, all that crap into their side of the trench below.

He then rolled down the driver side window and peered out.

"Thought this was my side..."

And finally sped off to his team's side and parked.

"I'm here." He said as he opened the door and looked back towards Odessa's side. Looked like Juan will just post up here until it was his turn to fight. So he exited and went to sit on the back of the car, doing so as quietly possible because he didn't want to wake Rou.

14Sey

Fierach Wrote:

"Your clothes. Rain. White. Wet"

Flushing as she realized what he meant, Sey held the too-big jacket around her snugly and smiled. It seemed that the name James meant that you were quite the thoughtful gentleman; at least in her experience. Raising the umbrella to cover her captain as well and opening her mouth to thank him, the petite White Mage stopped and turned after she heard someone call her name.

Old Man KB Wrote:

"Seyumi..." He rasped, his artificial voice seething with hate. "If you won't fight the old man, come to me..." He called to her cheerily, his anger for her kind elating him. The chance to suffocate her in mud was uplifting. "If you don't fight me now, I'll simply find you later at your Temple."

Bright opal gray eyes narrowed in the speaker's attention and while he was out of the range of her aura, the healer knew that the burning red eyes that she was glaring at belonged to something not human. Something that imitated life.

Something that her Oaths didn't restrain her from 'killing'.

Regardless of that fact, Sey knew that there were demons whose 'lives' were spent doing more good deeds then most living, breathing Gaians and would have ignored his taunting if not for his last, truly despicable comment.

Old Man KB Wrote:

"Where there will be no rules protecting... spectators."

At his words, Sey thrust the umbrella into James' hands and whipped off his jacket, pressing the garment into the swordsman's chest; never looking away from the glowing red eyes that had dared threaten her Temple home. If he wanted to get a rise out of her then he did so successfully and she didn't care - there were certain things that a Falician White Mage could ignore but to threaten a Temple of her God was something that could not go without an answer. She'd apologize to James and her teammates later - she was sure they'd understand her reasons for stepping out of her 'cheerleader' role for this one.

Walking diagonally towards KB and the trench's lip, Sey reached behind her back and withdrew the long, cloth wrapped object that had been a constant presence on the White Mage and the one thing that her narrator almost forgot to mention until now ( ^_^; ). Ripping off the dark blue cloth and moving to a light jog, bright slivers of sliver flashed between the wrapped layers even with the dim lighting from the overcast sky as the White Mage uncovered her hammer. Specifically a 6.56 ft/200 cm from top blade to queue pole hammer whose every bolt of metal and sliver of wood was blessed and constructed so that it was filled with the power of her God and the ability to rebuke the infernal - like a certain vampire who'd just threatened the innocent residents of her recently ravaged home.

The vampire would be able to feel her approach like he dreaded the morning's dawn as soon as the White Mage came within 20 feet of him, her aura broadcasting her holy alignment and abilities like a billboard. But just as it told him she was approaching, it allowed her to know exactly where the infernal and malign were within it. The Falician Oathsworn didn't rely on stealth to cower and hide in the shadows. They took on evil honorably. Face to face. Man to man... Er, woman to deman?

Puns aside, Sey dropped off the ledge and into the trench with a muddy splash, the White Mage not even batting an eye at the dirt that sullied her blue skirts before bursting into a sprint to close the remaining yard between them. As her dragon-hide boots splashed through the water, the queue of her hammer was pointed at the malign being with her tiny palms gripped just above the middle of the shaft and closer to the double bitted hammer's head and 10 in/25.4 cm top blade.

Using the force of her momentum and the strength in her lithe arms, Sey swung in an upward diagonal arc at the demon in front of her, her hands finding solid grip on the shaft despite the rain due to the steel languets bolted onto the shaft for strength and traction.

No one threatened her home.

No one threatened her beloved friends.

And no one would dare do this to her face.

Seyumi* would show him her answer to his threat with the strength of her faith and the steel of her hammer and finally show the world, for better or worse, how a White Mage could fight.

*hammer in image not to scale D;

Hammer Stats Wrote:

Crafted by the order of Cleric Forgers at Barton Town's Temple, Sey's hammer is a prime example of the superb craftsmanship of the Forgers. Created specifically to combat the forces of the undead and infernal in large groups, the hammer has a total weight of 8.8 pounds/4000 grams and a total length from steel queue to top blade of 6.56 ft/200 cm.

Yes, at that length it is a pole arm.

Modeled after the construction of Lucerne Hammers, the head of Sey's Hammer is double-bitted and stylized in the shape of a dragon's head, wing and horn. Its snout narrows down to a flat, 1.5 x 1.5 in/3.8 x 3.8 cm square and extends back to the shaft of the blade while its opposite end flares out like a wing to end in a rectangle whose dimensions are 7 x 2 in/17.7 x 5 cm.

The top blade is designed from its socket to look like a dragon's horn and extends for 10 in/25.4 cm from the socket while the length of both sides of the hammer (From dragon snout, across the shaft to the wing and end of the rectangle) is 1.4 ft/45.72 cm.

The shape of the hammer allows for Sey to 'catch' a blade or spear between the side of the hammers and the top blade, leveraging her opponents weapon between the side of the hammer's face and the point of the top blade (there is a more pronounced curve to the hammer faces from the shaft then shown in the aforementioned reference picture as the length of the two heads is 1 ft as stated above) or even hook an opponent's body or neck at the base of one of the hammer's heads and swing them to the ground.

One of Seventeen

15Corvid Cynic

Karasu got the mud out of his eyes just in time to see the girl jump down into the trench with KB, which he simply shook his head at.

"Dat girly not gonna last long against de boneman, I tink. Ah well, c'est la vie."

With nothing to sit on, Karasu simply walked closer to the edge of the trench so that he could look down on the fight.

16Show me the CarFox

Fox would squat above the trench, his arms hanging loose over his knees with Prajiads adorning his biceps and sunglasses covering his eyes, which weren't needed.

But they make you look cool.

His tonfas were strapped to his shins, with the shaft facing down so that the handle/knob of said tonfas would pop out right above his ankle. They weren't inside the jeans, though. That'd be stupid.

So there he was, making a gangster face and all.

Fox noticed the entire team on the field.

''James, Seyumi-chan... That guy; gives off that Crawley-like aura.''

Strangely, Sey was fighting first. Fox couldn't believe how willing and hungry she was...

Wait, that didn't come out right... but you get the message, right?

17Arcturus Highwind

Nostalgic. Just like the battlefields of the Last Great War, minus the scream of aircraft and the constant droning of missiles raining death and destruction, or the loud crush of armor raging across the field. Feeling his boots sink into the mud, the cold rain.

It was as close to home as he had been in quite a few years.

Morgan had come here though for a much different reasons. A flighty reason that fled from him just a few days ago. He came to watch Sey fight, albiet with concern for her ability to hold her own, especially in such a bloody, close confrontation as this battlefield was going to create.

He was quite surprised to see the fight had already started, and that Seyumi Kaikou was leading the assault against an obvious mutant.

...

And she said she did not, and could not understand his ways.

18Corvid Cynic

"Sooo... Who wants ta make bets? I gotta fin on de bonedaddy down dere."

Yeah, Karasu was bored. Besides, he didn't have much else to do, and he knew first hand how deadly KB could be. Besides, it's not like there was nobody but the two teams here. There was at least one spectator.

19Arcturus Highwind

"The mutant will fall," the one spectator answered. He reached into his pocket, pulling out a bill to match the bet Karasu made. It was folded in half and worn, but still legal tender.

20Fiend The Bunny

-Two Day Absence by KB, so time paradox time-

Kong pushed his body forward, his decaying muscles fueling him at a terribly slow rate as he shambled across the thick mud. His feet hit the lip of the trench and he slid down with surprising tact, landing perfectly on his booted feet in the mildly deep trench water.

The undead b*****d leaned down, digging in the water for some sort of weapon. What he drew from the water was a cudgel, or more specifically what appeared to be the butt stock of a rifle cut into a heavy club. He spun the weapon, testing its weight on his weak muscles with a grin.

"Ahhh, this will do perfectly."

He shifted his weight, stepping more onto his left foot as he pointed his cudgel out ward toward the other competitors on the opponents side. One could quickly notice his right arm was much longer then his left, as well as being at a different stage of decay.

"Any will do."

His shitty radio through a tin can voice sounded, waiting for any of the opponents up there to step down and face him. It didn't really matter which did, he was the b*****d undead of a Khornite, he lived and died for simple battle. Win or lose.

21Show me the CarFox

-sploosh-

Fox took a leap down into the trench, posturing up and flexing his back. He removed his sunglasses and tossed them over the trench- doesn't matter where they landed, they were going to be fine...

''Looks like its you and me now, scrub.''

22Supreme Jerk Commander

Somewhere....

Dash would be pleased to know that some of him rubbed off on Fox.

23Fiend The Bunny

The skull helmeted zombie grinned, his putrid smell obviously more evident now that his opponent would be much closer to him. He took the cigar from his mouth and put it out on his own black tongue, before eating whatever was left of it. He chuckled a bit, his bloated stomach sloshing with the movement.

His decaying muscles struggled to push him forward, but move forward he did. His feet shambled in the water making tons of splashing as he approached his opponent. It was unlikely with his slow movements that he would have any hope of getting the first attack.

24Fierach

"Good luck guys..."

James stood, and watched, and waited, like a silent sentinel. Both fights flashed through the messed up fabric of time here, and he was intent on both of them.

...

...

"Christ I'm bored"

"... maybe I could make a mud castle out of this"

25Fierach

Sometime later, James Eredas's creation was proudly displayed around the world via HoH's hardworking camera crews.

"Damn, I'm good" he mused to himself, taking a step back to admire his work. Now this was innovative use of his powers! James baked and dried out the mud thoroughly using the heat of his flames, and his umbrella shielded it from (most of) the rain in the process.

"I call it, Man Contemplating on the Horror of War"

To emphasize the point, James had stuck a rusty old bayonet through the statue's head. It was then however, that the slayer suddenly had an epiphany of sorts.

"... I'm tempting fate aren't I?"

26Corvid Cynic

Splat! A mud ball came flying past the sculptor's head, and hit his creation.

"Damn. I missed. You gonna sit dere an' make mud-statues, or you gonna fight?"

It was that damn Cajun on the other team! He was blatantly trying to start a fight with James, which actually kinda makes sense, since this is a tournament. Still! How dare he deface a masterpiece like that? Of course, he hadn't just been sitting by idly either.

Yeah, that was right. he was throwing down the gauntlet. Even if James didn't want to fight him, how could he refuse the mud sculpture challenge?

27Fierach

Thats it! Nobody defaced anything of his! How dare he draw attention away from the his awesome manly scupture with a cheap, imitation of some nameless, Persian city?

"YOUR CHALLENGE. I ACCEPT"

D<

James jumped down into the trenches, bearing his sword. The man was clad in his regular outfit, not particularly soaked in anyway except for his shoes, thanks to the water and heat-resistant properties his clothes had. It didn't mean the slayer wasn't uncomfortable though.

Even in the narrow confines of the trench, it seemed that James would wield his nodachi, Amaterasu. It was fair to assume that it was not the only weapon James carried into battle, although any others would probably be smaller and more easily concealed.

The Guardians captain held out his right hand, clad in some sort of glove that was obviously armored, and beckoned toward his opponent.

28Corvid Cynic

"Les get dis party started, den."

Karasu grabbed up the pipe his captain had helpfully provided, and lept down into the trench in front of James, swinging at his opponent as he did. It should be noted that due to Karasu's unusual biology, his body created a constant electrical charge that affected anything his skin came into contact with. What this meant is that both the pipe and the muddy water were electrified as soon as he touched them. It wasn't a strong charge, but it would feel a bit like sticking your finger in a light socket.

Of course, if James had any sort of antiquate covering around his legs he most likely wouldn't feel much more than a tingle from the water.

[1]

(edited to add the picture that I forgot)

29Show me the CarFox

Fox took a drastic shuffle towards his opponent, the water at his feet parting up.

He'd stand erect in front of the zombie, his right side facing towards the opponent, the initial attack being...

-..."thud''-

A simple shove of the index finger from his right hand into the opponent's chest.

Pretty much like Sakura's taunt-

"What are you doing, walking up to me with that thing?

Show some respect.''

-1-

30Fierach

James stoically took a step forward with his right leg, blocked the incoming pipe with the outside of his right arm, noting that it stung like HELL.

It was like, taking a full-on basebat ball swing, or kick. Though the slayer didn't think the swing had that much power behind it, it wasn't something he couldn't handle being struck with unless it hit someplace more critical.

Unless he could produce a more powerful charge though, the odd, buzzing sensation around his lower legs was cast aside in favor of the more immediate pain in his arm, and on his opponent's face.

Or lack of, whenever James finished with him.

The slayer simply leaned forward and attempted to slam the hilt of his nodachi painfully into Karasu's sternum.

1/17

31Corvid Cynic

Karasu kind of half-stumbled, half stepped backwards, and held up his pipe to stop the blow, which pushed him back a bit more. Still, the blow was averted, and Karasu was reaching over both pipe and sword to punch his opponent in the face. Not that he actually expected it to work, which was why he was preparing a stomp-kick to the knee, as well.

[2]

32Fierach

"Got you" James remarked. Despite being blocked, the sternum blow gave James the distance he needed to cleanly use his large sword to his advantage.

Both hands gripped themselves on the weapon's hilt as he took a step back on his right and made a swift, and deliberate downward strike, twisting his hips into the blow. Unless it was armored, Karasu's striking arm (and perhaps upper shoulder) would likely suffer grevious injury in his attempt to punch the slayer.

2/17

33Corvid Cynic

Again the pipe was use to block. Unfortunately the force of the swing slammed the pipe into his arm, leaving a large welt, and a deep scratch on the shoulder from the blade. Since, as said before, the punch was just a distraction, Karasu withdrew his arm and slammed his left foot into James' right knee at the same time. Or tried to, at least.

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34Show me the CarFox

NUMBER YOUR ******** POSTS.

35Fierach

"Damnit!"

"Well, almost had him"

Tried to, was appropriate, since James had moved that leg back to put power into the swing of course. His left leg was struck, however awkwardly, and although it might not've been the unbalancing blow Karasu might've wanted, James buckled slightly found the leg starting to sink a bit deeper into the mud.

******** rain.

At any rate, James lashed out with another powerful downward blow. This time however, he would keep the blade pressing on if it was blocked again, to try and temporarily overpower Karasu and force him back and off-balance.

3/17

36Corvid Cynic

Swotrdsmanship wasn't really Karasu's thing, but it didn't take a genius to preform a sweeping parry to the right, which would hopefully leave the sword stuck, however temporarily, in the mud of the trench. The parry was followed buy an underhanded swing as James' ribs with the pipe.

"I don' suppose I can convince you ta drop de sword in favor of a fist-fight?"

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37Fierach

James forcibly wrenched his left foot out of the mud and stepped backward to avoid the slash, pulling his sword out of the soft mud in the process.

"Fisticuffs eh?" he asked warily after a moment, then dropped his sword. The slayer drew a hand up to his face, where a spark of something that looked like crimson flame ignited into view, unfluttered by the pouring and freezing rain.

Everything about James seemed to change in that moment. Where there had once been a slightly goofy, friendly, and over-the-top young man was now a being that radiated a most serious and cold aura, in stark contrast to the warmth that was starting to emanate from his form.

"Be careful what you wish for" James murmured, proceeding to advance on Karasu with his arms spread out, as if he was going to try and bear hug him.

4/17

38Corvid Cynic

Likewise, Karsu dropped his own weapon and put up his fists. Once his opponent was close enough he swung. One fist was heading for James' head, and the other was headed for his stomach. Of course, if James managed to dodge those and get him in a bear hug he'd still have to deal with Karasu's electricity.

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39Fierach

Almost instinctively, James's hands came together like a thunderclap to grab the arm that threatened to strike him in the fist.

Karasu would find that James's right hand had quite the crushing grip as he yanked on the man's arm with a burst of overwhelming strength, pulling the fist harmlessly past and off to his side. A further simultaneous twist-in sent the elbow of the slayer's other arm careening into Karasu's neck, and helped migitate damage taken from the gut shot. A small "Oof" would be elicited from James when the gut punch connected, but he was already prepared to take atleast some damage with the open stance.

The fact that he had some ******** awesome abs also worked in his favor.

One rarely used both arms to attack at once, especially in an enviroment where mobility was s**t.

5/17

40Fiend The Bunny

So he did.

Kong dropped his little club and grinned. He looked at his opponents finger with a shrug and did the typical zombie thing, he launched at his opponents forearm with his mouth first, or so it would simply appear.

As his body lowered levels to bite he shifted his weight, turning his weight forward and over balancing his body for a shoulder shove at chest level toward his opponent. He wanted to see how his opponent would react to a feint then shoulder shove, it wasn't a dangerous attack.

6'4" zombie sure did smell bad though.

-1-

[Sorry for the delay, I had the over night shift today so I had to sleep in the morning. I'll be here tonight and tomorrow to actually get this going.]

41Show me the CarFox

''...?!''

Fox reacted to the zombie's first movement, seeing the head go down for a chomp. Naturally, one would move the arm/hand down, in which case Fox did.

''No Way!''

Following that motion, though, came a left hook to smash into the back of the zombie's right ear, in which case became a lengthy hook since he got shoulder-pushed.

Fox'd slightly stumble back, bringing his left arm back.

''What do you think you're doing? This is no biting contest!'' - Fox said as he poised up.

''You want to FAKE?"

Fox takes another shuffle forward-

''Get a load of THIS"

-this time, Fox brought his right leg up for a roundhouse. Different roundhouse, as he flicks his shin in mid-kick to change the angle, now going into a downwards arc, where his foot would strike at the zombie's left side of the neck. Add to that the Tonfas were still strapped to his shins, so he was either hitting with his foot or the handle or the tonfa.

BRAZILIAN KIIICK

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42Fiend The Bunny

Brilliant.

"I was huuuungry." He stated with a grin, but then his opponent attacked.

Kong reacted to the initial strike, expecting it to be the downward strike it appeared. Rather then block it like most would he shot his own foot out in a front push kick, this would result in the pair hitting each other nearly at the same time. Unlucky for his opponent that he was on one foot and getting push kicked, which would likely take all the force out of his strike if he wanted to remain on his feet and balance.

Even if it didn't, Kong wore a helmet made of a humanoid skull and he felt no pain, the strike would cause damage if it connected flush but it would hardly be the fight ending it would be on an ordinary person.

-2-

43Show me the CarFox

''Tch."

It was a good try, but Fox was push kicked, which didn't really take that much force off the kick, but the fact that Fox got pushed basically threw him off, being no longer the successful kick he wanted it to be.

''--sploosh, fwissh--''

Fox slipped his leg back down, not turning around nor stumbling back, readying his feet for another kick, like Thai fighters do when they lift the ankles an' blahblahblah...

"YOU...ZOMBIE, YOU''

Fox would kick with his left foot, sending a really low roundhouse aimed at the Zombie's left ankle, intending to blow it away, since, Fox acknowledges the opponent being a zombie.

Not that Fox thought it'd happen, but in case it didn't his true intention was to use the handle of the Tonfa to hook it on the back of the opponent's ankle, where Fox would pull his own -kicking- leg up to take the zombies foot off the ground.

Just a few distractions and s**t, just to help Fox follow up with another attack.

''DOUBLE--"

'fter pulling his own leg up, Fox -without putting his left back on the ground- would slightly pivot counter-clock on his right foot and jump off said leg to pull off a jumping back kick with said leg, soaring his foot across the zombies face.

''SLASH!!"

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44Corvid Cynic

Fierach Wrote:

Almost instinctively, James's hands came together like a thunderclap to grab the arm that threatened to strike him in the fist.

Karasu would find that James's right hand had quite the crushing grip as he yanked on the man's arm with a burst of overwhelming strength, pulling the fist harmlessly past and off to his side. A further simultaneous twist-in sent the elbow of the slayer's other arm careening into Karasu's neck, and helped migitate daage taken from the gut shot. A small "Oof" would be elicited from James when the gut punch connected, but he was already prepared to take atleast some damage with the open stance.

The fact that he had some ******** awesome abs also worked in his favor.

One rarely used both arms to attack at once, especially in an enviroment where mobility was s**t.

5/17

Well then. The only logical conclusion, after being pulled in so close and elbowed in the side of the neck was to stamp down on James' instep with his right foot. Karasu would also make a token attempt to yank his right arm out of James' grip, but he didn't really expect it to work, because the dude's grip was strong.

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Edited because of various reasons, mostly positioning.

45Fiend The Bunny

Suddenly his muscles got lax, his decaying body limped without warning. His arms hung loose and his body became very light. A purple colored aura began to flow from his decaying body, his decayed muscles no longer moving him. As the kick came; he simply took it, the frail bone in his ankle snapping and his body falling face first into the water, or it would have.

Not that it mattered, for the Zombie no longer fueled himself through his body. Magic took up the slack, keeping his body in motion. As he fell he drew his body forward, and rather then simply fall into the water he used the momentum of his fall to 'spear' at his opponent.

Then Fox kicked into the air like Jackie Chan. Kong would probably strike his body at the waist in mid air, which would likely send them body tumbling into the water like a bunch of dead bodies. Even if Fox pulled another Jackie Chan and somehow kept his balance after taking a 'spear' in mid air, Kong was ready for a fight. And he would bring it into his style at all costs. There would be no grappling if they fell into the water.

-3-

Zombie Magic Muscles: 1/15

46Buxom Bandit

Mr Crawley Wrote:

"I'm here." He said as he opened the door and looked back towards Odessa's side. Looked like Juan will just post up here until it was his turn to fight. So he exited and went to sit on the back of the car, doing so as quietly possible because he didn't want to wake Rou.

The aforementioned woman woke shortly after, rustling gently in the passenger seat of his car. Rubbing the best sleep she'd gotten in years from her eyes, she unbuckled herself and warily reached for the door handle, exposing herself to the outside.

The battlefield... was literally such. As if she'd jumped straight into the photograph in a history book, the car she'd come out of looked like some kind of time machine. Back to the Future, anyone?

Closing the door quietly, Rou stayed close to the vehicle, as the trenches dipped not too far from it's side. People were fighting in the narrow passageways as she looked down, as she could only assume they were demanded to do so by the rules of the tournament.

Coming around to the back of the car, she leaned her hip against the side, and crossed her arms over her chest. "This tournament never ceases to surprise me with their choice of arenas..." Last year it was a crowded field of picknickers, this time it was bloody war trenches? What next?

She chanced a single glance at Juan before casting her eyes back down at the battle, staring intently. Rou had no idea how much time had passed, or even what battle they were on. In the back of her mind, thoughts lingered-- how fares the monk in his battle?

47Show me the CarFox

C. Fox Wrote:

''SLASH!!"

Fox's leg kick had been successful... somewhat? Who knows, what matters is the second kick.

Which had been avoided technically due to his low kick--

''Huh?!''

His leg would fly over the zombies head --

''Oh shi-!''

Fox wasn't prepared for this, he'd already lose some balance in the air, kind of in the right way. Using his kicking leg's momentum after missing, he'd let it fall back, so when he fell, he'd have at least something to land onto. Fox's motion would look kind of as if he sprawled in the air, y' know, how'd you regularly defend a takedown, which in essence was the same thing.

''Gnn!"

Upon landing, Fox was already working the Zombie's head, despite how gay that sounds. He was simply pushing the head outwards to his own right, because this could quickly turn into another bite fest. Being cautionary of all this s**t, Fox kept all his fingers on the right side of the zombie's head, preferably around the back and ear area, AND the thumb under the jaw, close to the adam's apple. That's if... the zombie has any at this point...

It sucked though. When Fox landed, his right leg would slip a little, digging his right foot into the mud, which almost brought Fox onto his right knee.

One lacked and ankle, the other was pretty much knee bent, not much of that difference here.

''--HNGN-- ...REPULSIVE''

He'd reach for anything in the mud with his right hand..

''Quickly, you don't wanna get beaten to it''...

It probably was a tough task, since the zombie isn't dead or paralized. WELL, he is dead, but you get the point. Anyhow, meanwhile Fox would basically struggle with the zombie such a brief time, if it was necessary. Eventually, Fox pulled out a shovel, grabbing said item by the end of the center of the stick.

''Hah!''

Fox would next use the shovel to smack the zombie's face, flicking his forearm inwards to hit with the blade-thing-like-part-of-it. Of course, it was with the back side of the thing, so there ain't no stabbing or anything of the like.

Clearly it was nothing of a big deal, as the zombie already can't feel pain, but something has to be done.

-4-

48Fierach

A universal flinch rippled throughout the the rain-soaked spectators who braved the storm to watch the fight in person as James's elbow slammed into a decidly squishy and probably vital area.

Then his toes were stomped on.

"FFFF- RARGH"

Succeeding in little more then pissing off the slayer, and embedding that particular foot deeper into the muddy ground, the Guardians captain responded by uncurling his elbowing arm for a full-force backhand, perhaps sending his victim facefirst into the trench walls.

Circumstances permitting, James immediately let go of Karasu's arm to follow-up with a heavy-handed uppercut to the man's solar plexus.

6/17

49Corvid Cynic

Smack!

Did Karasu just get bitchslapped? It appears so. So, lets see. His neck is hurting like hell, he just got bitchslapped, and, oh look. Wham! He just got punched in the chest and knocked off of his feet. So while he sat there coughing for a bit, he reached around in the mud behind him. The first thing he did was sling some mud in the general direction of James' face, then utilizing the distraction, he got a firm grip on the object he had found, a trench shovel, and lunged forward with it, swinging at James' left knee.

He was, of course, grimacing from pain most of the time. After all, there was a damn good chance that something in him was fractured, if not broken.

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50Fierach

"Note to future self, always wear shades, regardless of weather"

Besides looking pretty badass with shades on (unless it was dark, or overcast weather, then it just made one look stupid), they were quite usually utilitarian as well.

Like keeping mud out of his eyes.

A sharp, ringing pain in one of his legs sent him buckling onto one knee, but it also alerted him as to where his opponent was. Sometimes, you just didn't need sight.

Abandoning cleaning the gunk off his face for a moment, James cupped both hands together, fires blazing into existence and brought it down hard on Karasu.

7/17

51Show me the CarFox

Up and above, Fox shouted:

''HADOUKEN''

Just to add some sound effects. Hey, all these fights were time paradoxed, right?

52Corvid Cynic

Oh, hey. fire. Oh, right. Move! Karasu dodge back just in time to - wait. What was that smell? Karasu's hair was on fire! Taking a second to turn around and dip his head in the water to put out the fire, he then spun around to the right, swinging the shovel in and arc thats intended point of impact was the side of James' head.

It should be noted that Karasu was adhering to the 'no killing' rule, as best he could, and using the flat of the shovel instead of the blade.

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53Fierach

"Alright then... here we go!" James told himself.

Karasu would likely turn straight into 170+ pounds of annoyed Captain.

James thought he had missed, judging from the way both hands met no resistance on their way down. In the narrow confines of the trench, he knew that the only way his opponent dodged that was by either backing away or jumping over, and his warrior's sense told him it wasn't the latter.

Again, sometimes, you just didn't need sight. The true warrior only needed to feel the body of his foe crumple under his fists, and thats exactly what James was aiming for when he held his left arm across his face and lunged forward, ramming his left shoulder into where he felt Karasu was.

"Style 29 Steel Shoulder"

8/17

54Corvid Cynic

James' shoulder rammed into Karasu's left arm at roughly the same time that the shovel would make contact with James' left arm. While the shoulder strike most likely hurt, a move with a name like "Style 29 Steel Shoulder" has to have some kind of special effect, so bruising probably wasn't the only thing that happened.

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55Fierach

Actually, no, Steel Shoulder was just that, a shoulder-check.

It did have a special place in James's martial arsenal however, being one of the many Chain Starters. Going through the series of actions in his mind right before actually performing them only served to hone his concentration and boost the speed and the force of will behind the follow-ups he would deliver in quick succession.

"Style 66 Narrow Spike!"-James bashed his left elbow back into Karasu's body.

"Style 132 Cinder Fist!"- The slayer formed a knife-hand with his right fist, honing his flames into an "edge" and jammed it into forth and under into where he suspected would be just under the man's ribs.

9/17

56Corvid Cynic

Ow. ********. Ow, dammit! Karasu was gasping for breath, and resorted to the simplest option available: Repeatedly braining James with the shovel whilst clutching his ribcage-chest area. None of the swings were OMFGPOWERFUL, but there was a lot of them. Pretty much as soon as Karasu raised the shovel back up, he brought if back down again, and that would continue until something stopped him or one of them fell unconscious.

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57Fierach

James wasn't sure if the searing pain on his head was the result of his opponent, or that of his own blood rushing and thumping through his veins.

Probably both. He was too immersed in the feeling of the man's guts in his hand to care though. Even if James opened his eyes, for the sleeting rain had washed away the mud, his vision would be blurry and tinted red with the blood matting down his hair, but it was his mind's eye that James was relying on.

Shame that repeated shovel hits were threatening to erase that map as well.

"Huh" he gritted his teeth, and placed his left hand against Karasu's chest, and grabbed up at the nearest piece of bone he could feel in the man's fleshy abdomen with his other fist.

The slayer then shoved, and yanked as hard as he could muster.

"Red Maiden"

10/17

58Corvid Cynic

"AAAAAGH!"

Karasu screamed in agony as James shove his hand inside of Karasu and yanked out a rib. The muscular Cajun brought the hilt of the shovel down upon James' skull with all his might, hoping for a quick knockout before he passed out from pain and blood loss.

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59Fierach

Thanks to the act of pushing his opponent away, James succeeded in getting only barely cuffed by Karasu's final retaliatory strike, he stumbled further back in a bloody haze to recover.

When his vision finally cleared, the throbbing in his skull returned full force, and the slayer cursed, cupping the injured spot with his free arm to no real relief.

As James squinted down on his fallen foe, the faintest of a smile graced his lips despite the pain. That guy was going to need alot more medical attention then he did, and soon.

"Bloody Style 4 always works" he added aloud, as if an afterthought, tossing aside the piece of bone and picking up his nodachi. If Karasu attempted to continue the fight, well, proper measures would be taken.

11/17

60Corvid Cynic

Well damn. That was just about the last thing that Karasu thought before he passed out. He had been hoping that the last blow would have knocked out James first, or even at the same time, but alas, it was not to be. It was fun though, in a weird, painful sort of way.

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61o ReaverQueen o

The ferocity of the White Mage was equaled only by her absurdity. The cliche the two represented was laughable and yet exciting. The skeletal vampire showed no fear as the beacon of light approached him, and he did not budge in the face of 'certain doom'. If anything, the intensity of their fated match simply reached new heights as his infernal eyes met her own.

He would step in to her dash, aiming to undermine her valuable reach. Holding the rifle ( which for the sake of simplicity will have the statistics of a M1 Garand ) in both hands near the butt and along the barrel, he countered by shoving the rifle down perpendicular to the shaft of the hammer. If he succeeded in catching it this way and holding it, by meeting her upwards strike with his own downwards motion and strength ( effectively forming a brief weapon lock ) his right foot would lead in towards her own as he shifted his right side towards her and lifted his right arm, the left acting as the axis by which he'd attempt to swing the butt of the rifle up to smash her in the face.

This kept the deadly bayonet pointed towards the mud, and would ultimately leave the skeleton poised half-facing Sey and half-facing the trench wall, with their difference in height affording him a casual finishing stance that wasn't too dynamic.

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62Fiend The Bunny

A shovel hit his face, scraping across the human skull helmet and getting lodged in the side. Shovel Head the Zombie was here! WAAAAGH!

Kong pushed his legs forward, grabbing at his opponents right leg at the thigh. Due to the way his magical muscles worked he burst fourth with all his energy, which was if he was sprinting full force at Fox like an American Football player. He wasn't trying to grind his opponent back into the double leg take down in attempt to get on top of him, at least not in that wrestler style.

Drawing his left shoulder into his opponents stomach and heaving his legs upward he gripped his opponents thigh with unnatural strength, shooting his left arm up and attempting to wrap it around his opponents other leg as he launched himself to his feet, hoping to take Fox into the air.

If that managed to happen he would slam him immediately back down into the water.

-4-

Magic Zombie Muscle Power: 2/15

[Sorry, work again. They changed my schedule to shifting.]

63Show me the CarFox

Oh, come on. That wasn't supposed to happen!

Whilst the zombie was getting a grasp on his legs, Fox would yank the shovel out -still holding the weapon with his right hand-, spurting all sorts of nasty s**t from the zombie's face. Luckily, it didn't fall on him.

It seemed like the Zombie wouldn't just drag him down, instead, the zombie liked the idea of lifting him up to slam him into ground.

''-Huog-" Fox would be lifted in the air, his left hand still against the zombies head.

''s**t, they don't do this in the movies!"

Just as, Fox used the shovel to jam the flat blade between his waist and the zombies chest, pushing down the shovel down, like a lever, to use it as a "spatula" to pull the apart as the fell.

"Grrrrrrrrr !!!" The water would splash all around them, softening the fall a little. Fox would keep his head from going into the water, s**t-colored drops dripping from his hair.

This would put the pointy end of the shovel into the zombies plexus, so once they fell, the impact from the handle of the shovel to the ground would cause the shovel to dig into the zombie's decomposing chest. The idea was to separate from the zombie. You could say they were SHOVEL apart, because I don't know the measures of a shovel.

Worst case scenario would be the shovel impaling the zombie -or more like 'going through- in which case Fox would, anyways, use Open Guard, which is merely to have his feet placed on the opponent's hips rather than wrapping the legs around. All to keep the zombie at bay.

With his back still against the water, Fox would c**k his left arm, no longer pushing the zombie's head, balling his fight tightly.--

''Steady... " Fox thought.

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64Fiend The Bunny

What followed from shoving a shovel into his bloated chest? Putrid organs and fluids would leak all over Fox like some sort sick body mud bath. Kong was hardly going to die from taking a shovel to his stomach, but without a better word it definitely made him uneasy. Dead or otherwise having shovel shoved through your body ****** sucked dk, but he wasn't going to stop just because it wasn't fun.

Lifting his body up, essentially taking the common 'posture up' position, using his shins to brace against the legs of Fox open guard he placed his left hand on his opponents left most leg. If Fox was going to sit there and try to play keep away, Kong would go for his leg. He wasn't going to knee bar or him or some Ju Jitsu s**t.

Nope. Kong opened his big ******** choppers and began biting at Fox's leg with all his jaws unnatural might. All the while pinning his opponents leg to his own leg and his unbelievably strong hand. Kong bet this dude tasted like crap, but between Kong's desperately disgusting and virus infested mouth and his creeping death touch it was safe to say his opponent was in danger of losing a leg to infection.

Super Awesome Zombie Strength: 3/15

Death Touch: 3 Post - Fox will begin to feel slightly weaker from the very touch of Kong. Starts at 3 posts of contact, by 6 Fox will be nearly immobile.

-5-

65Show me the CarFox

''UGH, WHAT THE--''

s**t started coming out of the zombies body. It smelled horrible too. This is what Fox didn't want to happen, but it happened.

''******! I HATE THIS st''

It also messed with his concentration, making him stall as he tried not to hurl, which by mistake allowed the zombie to make his next move.

''HEY, NO! AGGHHH'' Pain, as the zombie chomped at his leg. LUCKILY, Fox's leg was covered in velcro straps or some s**t, and the Tonfa on top of that, so if anything he could only feel the biting on his calf, since not much was specified on that account. Only the teeth trying to dig in, because first they'd have to go through the straps and the pant, which is already quite a few layers of cloth. Unless the zombie had crazy fangs, then.

But that was about to be solved. It's too early to go weak, no time to be a PANSY. Usually people would start going crazy and start throwing kicks... Pointless against; you'd have to pick your spots, and Fox was that kind of fighter.

In mere anger and frustration, gritting his teeth and scowling with a huge frown, Fox grabbed the shovel with both hands and did a ''sit-up'', forcefully thrusting the blade of the shovel upside down into the zombies jaw, in an attempt to tear it off. The zombie was biting hard, so Fox had to be hard on the guy too.

''NO MORE BITING FOR YOU''-- Fox jammed it in deep, as if he was actually digging with the shovel--

"-krrssshhh, krrssshh- GODDAMN IT DASH, hgn!"

-- pushing the handle and the shaft UP and then shoving the item DOWN to tear the jaw off. Or at least that particular side of the jaw -whichever was facing Fox-, to rendering it useless anyhow. It was a zomberz after all.

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