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  1. LeeRoy Brightmane
  2. spooky thot cziri
  3. LeeRoy Brightmane
  4. Trapdoor Spider
  5. Blade Theory
  6. spooky thot cziri
  7. LeeRoy Brightmane
  8. Trapdoor Spider
  9. Trapdoor Spider
  10. spooky thot cziri
  11. LeeRoy Brightmane
  12. spooky thot cziri
  13. MagnusXL
  14. Scalar Warfare
  15. MelonusHead

1LeeRoy Brightmane

Something in his very core spoke to him, probably delusional hallucination, but maybe divine intelligence with a sick sense of humor. It spoke of unbelief, of demons and devils. It chanted catholic hymns and filled his mind with images of heavenly splendor. When his heart began to soar and swell with happiness it was dashed away and he jerked awake once again. His vomit covered visor falling closed and speckling his face with gross chunks.

He could barely see a damn thing through the film of brown and green, only the vague outline of somebody climbing up the other side of the rooftop. He didn't want to expose his face, but he couldn't see. His nerves twitched and he shuddered, rising to his feet and grabbing the Painkiller from his left hip. The brutal modified monkey wrench scraped the rooftop and left a gouge before he drew it fully.

Stabilizing himself with one hand on the post he'd been leaning on, Yancy pointed his wrench at the silhouette of the woman. "Don't speak to me, whore. You've n-" He paused and coughed once or twice. "Nothing to say that I care about."

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The Rooftops: [Post 1] - [Dread 0]

Something about the figure cut through the haze and vomit; if the living saint kept looking towards the devil, even its very shadow was seeped with deadly sins. Namine was denied eternal release for now, and so, walked in mortal suffering. A shame that there was no mirror for these two hypocrites.

Uncanny Beauty Wrote:

> Looking directly at Natalis fills the opponent with unease, the nymph’s appearance being so flawless that it seems unnatural. Generates 1 Dread per turn if visual contact isn’t ACTIVELY avoided.

"I'm just another step on the journey, hero." Namine's tendrils slithered underneath her arms, her arms falling into a loose guard around her chest as she circled around the rooftop counterclockwise around Yancy.

She eyed him carefully, and made a decision to use the arena and the man's instincts against him. He would have to hunt his prey ... but on her terms.

She suddenly jumped backwards from the main rooftop, throwing herself with her entire body. She rolled and landed deftly on a outcropping wall 10 feet below, connecting to another rooftop. She quickly stepped backwards towards the wall of the opposite rooftop, bracing against it with her tentacles.

3LeeRoy Brightmane

His eyes squinted and he clawed at the front of his helmet, pulling the visor up to try and get a better look as the figure fled. "Wait wh-" He watched her scramble off the rooftop and to a nearby one. "Where are you going?" Yancy had been given very few instructions, but running away was not one of them. Neither was leaving the battlefield.

Though he could feel the grimace of disdain in his chest, confusion was more predominant in his brain. The junkie leaned up against the post once again, pushing his visor all the way up to clear his vision. "If you want to run away, fine." He wiped at the vomit on his visor absent mindedly. "I won't follow you."

4Trapdoor Spider

MelonusHead Wrote:

Ferris gave his opponent the opportunity to realize fully he was there. Ferris himself wasn't paying attention to whatever it was Bob was looking at, it barely registered as haze to him. Static noise really. Once he had noticed Ferris though, Bob suddenly assumed a HIGH NOON stance, seemingly waiting for the first strike of noon before unleashing hell and death. At least, that was the stance. Ferris noted the, paint cans? at his sides and other places on his body. An interesting form of attack, but he was sure completely effective.

Ferris didn't really assume any sort of formal stance just yet. Between the stance and the weird weapon choice it seemed his opponent had some sort of ranged ability. He would have to keep an eye on that. He relaxed his stance a little and pulled out the now dagger size weapon. It had unusually large blade, and strangely shaped too. A pointed arrow with barbs, almost like a large arrow. He held it tightly in his armored hand, and simply began to walk forward at a somewhat cautious and measured pace. He wasn't going to attack just yet, no. Instead he concentrated on his opponents movements, waiting for an actual attack. The instant he did is when Ferris would actually do something.

If his opponent shot straight at him with something from the cans, he would suddenly dash to the right. To his opponent it would look like Ferris had some strange dash movement technique. This was partially true. In actuality Ferris was simply activating his flight ability but on the ground. An odd concept but truthful. He would then suddenly then hook a right angle into his movements like chess Knight and flight directly at his opponent, or dash rather. His feet would be trailing the ground. As he approached his opponent he would go for a very simply stab with his dagger which he would extend as he thrust, letting it extend to it's full 8 feet as he stabbed, giving him a very large striking range.

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5Blade Theory

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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:18 pm

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A change came over Grakav’s crimson target; Something he could easily note as the seemingly unprepared fighter bristled, and Omi’s wrappings were loosed. The Reptilian could not hope to unravel the mystery of his foe’s thoughts, but he had opted to take the *Coiling Threat** Stance for a reason.

It was his most defensive one.

What the red-coated human could not know, and what Grakav had counted on, was that Servants of Vis’st were not simple primitives. Undoubtedly savage, yes; But trained to express their serpentine heritage in one of three schools: Coiling Threat, Slithering Shadow, and Striking Hunter. Unlike the rest of his kin, Grakav had mastered all three. That was why he carried the Vis’st’oks, and why he was blessed to speak destruction for the Infinite God. The Serpentine would not so much change his course of action, having already dedicated himself to it, but he would change something.

Instead of a sword, and unguarded hands, Omi’s eyes would behold something altogether different; a fact likely rendered moot by the bloom from within his mouth, but no doubt recognized all the same. Grakav’s right hand had flipped as he moved in to strike, moments before he had ever intended to swing; right thumb now braced against the left as the Vis’st’oks warped at his back. The blade fanned outward instantly, bulging near its new center as the weapon became a body-shrouding *Tower Shield**!

While certainly heavier, Grakav had already prepared himself for the heft; easily shifting the massive pavise out front a split-second sooner than he would have on the forgone attack. Because of that, the Reptilian did not actually -see- what his target had ejected; and would only have the sudden jolt of counter force, and the sound of shrill grinding, to indicate what it might be.

-tack-ta-tack!!-

WwwrrrrrchchCHRRRRRRRchrrRRCHCHRRrrrrrch!!!

But, whether by accident...or design...Omi’s counter-attack was not an especially weighty one; the manufactured creatures possessing no notable mass, or weight of their own. Thus, as shield met serpent Grakav would swing downward with his tail and kick off into his next few steps; literally aiming to power through with his over 300lbs of weight, and slam full-force into the armored man on the other side at a run.

As for Omi; He would be immediately met by a face-full of sparking steel, and thrashing blades. Quite literally at risk of being ground up by his own machinations, and further blinded by the light.

“Haelikor” Wrote:

Stance - Coiling Threat

Devotion - 3 // 2(Heresy)+1(Active Conflict)-1(Secondary Form)

Gullet - Intestines

  • Appendix

show spoilerhide spoilerCoiling Threat :: A primarily defensive style that focuses on controlling the field with his massive blade, and taking cover behind it when necessary. While practicing Coiling Threat, successfully blocking/avoiding spell effects generates double (x2) devotion, but damage received provides none.

Secondary - A Tower Shield formed from the already massive blade of the Vis'st'oks, which widens outward as a sign of Grakav's Devotion. The swords height goes unchanged, while its width blooms out to 30" at its midpoint; with it's "pronged" top being wider still. While Grakav -can- carry this shield, by lifting it two handed, it is extremely heavy; functioning more like a Pavise, and thus designed to be stuck fast into the ground. The shield retains its bladed edges, and pommel spade; with straps and handles manifested on the inward-facing side nearest Grakav. This form is approximately 3" thick, and weighs nearly 30lbs.

====Addendum : In addition to the primary weapon forms (greatsword, dual falcata, and double-bladed sword) each stance has a secondary weapon form that can alter the sword's physical properties by utilizing (1)one point of Devotion. These secondary weapon forms will automatically take the place of the primary form, but adds an additional (3)seconds to the amount of time required to switch stances there-after. Grakav can choose to return his weapon to its primary form (within Stance) at any time, and without any additional cost; requiring that the Devotion be paid again should he wish to return to the secondary form. Switching from secondary, to primary, forms within stance occurs instantly.

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The Rooftops: [Post 2] [Dread 1 (+1)]

All the rooftops were the battlefield. It seemed for once, that Namine's Dread was working, turning Yancy into a coward unable to follow her, once her devilish image had touched his mind.

Namine climbed up the other rooftop without much effort, using her tendrils to aid her quick ascent upwards, while Yancy lazed about on the other rooftop.

Once Namine was on the other rooftop, she would rip an unlit oil lantern out of its sconce with her right tendril, and throw it at now-unguarded Yancy's face, with the force driven through rapid rotation of her body and tendie, projected out much like an ancient but effective sling.

"Didn't take you for a Gawker." Yancy might notice that their FIGHTERs still registered them within the ring. Namine looked around for smaller projectiles in peripheral, surveying for loose tiles and stones.

7LeeRoy Brightmane

The serial killer turned his head to catch about half a faceful of brass and broken glass, but the lantern stopped short on the ridges of the helmet and its hatch opened flinging shards of pain straight into his eyes. Yancy flung himself backwards and behind the post, clawing at his face to pull the glass out as fast as possible.

Of course he screamed, oh boy did he scream. Hot oil right into your eyes? Inexcusably painful experience, wouldn't recommend it. Among the vulgarities he spewed from his now burned face included such wonderful lines as: "Oh dear god, my face is on fire," and "Sweet Jesus I'm literally in Hell."

After a moment of expletives and scrambling to clean his face off, Yancy opened his eyes to find that his corneas had been filled with pieces of glass, his eyebrows powdered with it, and his top lip cut along the full length of his mouth. He couldn't see anything except the edges of his very narrow tunnel vision, like a ring of peripheral vision around his eyes surrounded by fading visuals.

He pulled the visor down and pulled his knife from his left sleeve, putting it into his right hand. "I'm going to murder you for this!" He shouted over his shoulder, and from behind the post, and kinda quiet for a shout.

8Trapdoor Spider

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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 5:35 pm

!!!STRIKER ASSIST!!!

Ferris intercedes on the behalf of his teammate, Namine, in her fight against an insane hobo!

9Trapdoor Spider

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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 5:45 pm

!!!STRIKE HARD!!!

A screaming, yet terrifyingly silent tear in the very fabric of time itself tore open in the sky above the fight between a drugged out lunatic and a very terrifying woman. A confounding scene to anyone who might be unlucky enough to see it, as if some elder god who sought nothing but to break minds had made this hole in the sky. A prismatic blast of unseen light emitted from it, scenes of the past, present, and future jumbled together in it. Alternate timelines and terrifying what-if scenarios played in it.

Out of it came something though, something flying at 60 MPH, feet first. A tall man in a padded jacket and goggles. He flew silently, and before the hobo might be able to even tell what had happened, Ferris would dropkick him from the sky straight off the edge of the building he was cowering on.

Then just as quickly and oddly as the fleshy missile had arrived, he would disappear through another gaping maw in space in time.

!!!STRIKE FAST!!!

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The Rooftops: [Post 3] - [Dread 1 (+0)]

Surprised that her throw had found its perfect mark and blinded the hero, Namine quickly fetched a rocky pebble into her left tendril and moved it into position. She wouldn't give the hero a moment to recover -- he had to overcome these challenges to prove himself. Anyways, he turned his back to her.

Watching Ferris rocket towards the saint, Namine channeled a shadow spear in her left hand, and threw it in a parabolic arc to strike Yancy through his exposed right shoulder from above, rotating her left side forward. Simultaneously, her left tendril would release the tiny pebble at incredible speeds aiming for where she hoped his still exposed face would be, planning that this series of interruptions would prevent him from covering his face. Ideally, it would hit near his nose or below one of his eyes.

Shadow Spear Wrote:

> Namine materializes a spear of eldritch essence in her hand and throws it, inflicting mild necrotic damage and generating 2 Dread on a hit. If the spear remains inside the opponent’s body after wounding them, it generates 1 Dread per turn until physically removed or its duration expires. Lasts two turns.

Namine wondered how the blind hero would avoid two silent strikes from behind, while the fleshy missile blasted him in a pincer attack, aiming to blow him over the edge.

"Impress me, hero."

11LeeRoy Brightmane

Instead of Yancy dodging in any capacity, remaining in the same spot, or otherwise being in the direct line of fire from the spear. He was completely incapable of evading the surprise dropkick and took the full force of the kick to his side, sending Yancy flying from the rooftop at almost highway speed into the rooftop of the other building. The spear thrown by the woman completely missing as Yancy was far beyond the starting point.

The wind was completely blasted from his body and he rolled over onto his belly, tiles and splinters falling off of his body in sheets. He pulled the visor down over his eyes and nose again as he stood up, gasping for air and so very glad that he had cable lines attached to his weapons. He reeled them up to himself, still gasping for air as he did so.

He stumbled further from the edge of the building and turned his head to try and peek around with his peripheral vision for some form of cover. The weapons clattered against the rooftops as they dragged behind his stumbling gait.

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The Rooftops: [Post 4][Dread 1 (+0)]

Future Ferris was pretty damn impressive, launching Yancy into another building with explosive force, conveniently out of the way of Namine's attacks. Namine didn't need to pursue Yancy, however.

She eyed another lamp at the other edge of the building she was on. She wondered how a blind man stumbling on the floor, weighed down by his gear, would be able to deal with even more grease covering his form, and slung another unlit lamp aiming near Yancy's feet, wondering if he would be able to stand without tripping off the edge of the building.

Honestly, being blind, vomiting, overdosed, and covered in grease sounds pretty scary!

But she wouldn't relent. She wasn't going to give him time to feel out some cover, as long as she had the high ground. She eyed two vent covers, and firmly felt up the steel discs before lobbing them at her opponent, aiming to deform whatever was protecting him.

13MagnusXL

Scalar Warfare Wrote:

> She could see his outrageous hat crest the dividing roof peak for a brief moment, and she smiled, shaking her head at the music that began to beat through the streets around them. Though Moonblade couldn’t see it, she beckoned him with a wave of her hand, calling out to signal him to the other side of the solarium. “Over here, mon cheri~” > > > > When the homunculus eventually turned the corner of the solarium, or otherwise catapulted himself over it, he would find her already waiting, her hip cocked out saucily as she balanced precariously along the ridge of the slanted roof, on heel points so narrow a normal woman would have faceplanted on solid ground, let alone the curved crest of a fired clay roof. She blew him a kiss. > > > > "Commençons..."

And over the Solarium Ammiel went, landing along the top seam of the slanted roof rather gracefully roughly ten feet from the source of the voice. The magus found himself immediately impressed; not for the woman's physical assets, but for her apparent sense of balance. It appeared it would be a battle between magical acrobats.

Raising both hands to his sides, the noble greeted her with a genuinely cheery demeanor. "Ah! It's a delight to make your acquaintance, nín bein-wen." While being called 'my fair maiden' in Elvish on the surface may sound like a romantic compliment, it was a grave insult given the context. Not that most non-fluent speakers of elvish could tell the difference.

The woman before him, harlot that she was, possessed unmistakable beauty. Despite being outside what he would consider his type, he could admit that she would have a certain appeal to many individuals with lesser tastes. As Moonblade stole the moment to scrutinize her gravity-defying outfit, one would be forgiven for assuming he was admiring his opponent. The magus swore he saw the harlot's outfit writhing, using every ounce of resolve to suppress a disgusted shudder. Any sex appeal she may otherwise have had went right out the ******** window.

Still, the noble hid his discomfort well, offering the woman a flashy bow, one arm extended far to the side as though to intentionally flourish his cloak majestically."Ammiel Moonblade, Master Magus Extraordinaire, at your service."

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Truth be told, Ammiel loathed fighting women. It was a matter of personal opinion that most of the fairer sex were better suited for more homely pursuits. Even so, he had no qualms going all out to prove a point; indeed, the magus was more likely to take a seasoned female combatant seriously than a man if for no other reason than to prove a point.

Still, his noble station required a certain level of decorum. Offering his right open palm, he invited the lady forward. In a simultaneous fashion, a torrent of raw mana enveloped the magus, manifesting as a continuous burst of wind that accented his flowing cloak and attire flawlessly. "Care to take this dance, miss...?"

Despite his impressive regalia, the magus wore no apparent armor. At his side was a sheathed blade wrought in elven runes and worn on his back was an elaborate coiled double-bladed broad spear.

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Character Status Wrote:

> Mana: 45 (25 Initial + 5 Natural + 5 No Cast Bonus + 10 Mana Charge) > > Silmacil: 0; sheathed > > Lun-Dransil: 0 (New Moon); sheathed

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14Scalar Warfare

What is in a name? That which we call a rose...

=>Pop Culture Does Nothing For Me<=

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"Je suis Kae de la Fontaine. Enchante, monseigneur." The symbiote had used the old-styled honorific, specifically only because the fairy fop was actually polite instead of a self-important windbag like Sir Hayabusa... or at least made the pretense thereof.

She too had spent the interim moment running her eyes over the magus, but whereas his was one of barely suppressed critique overlayed with honeyed formality, hers was that of a lusting, drooling predator. Already, her thoughts were drifting towards what it might be like to sink her wooden talons into his soft, malleable flesh... to rake them in ecstasy over his chest, carving his flamboyant robes to ribbons between her fingertips.

He invited her to dance, and well, that was just too much. She'd happily tango with the homunculus, even if his chin would be buried in her bosom. Actually, that didn't sound that bad...

The catwalk that swayed her broad hips wasn't on purpose as she strode forward to his offer, left hand raising limp at the wrist to slide it lady-like into his waiting palm. It was simply the narrow span of the roofing tiles she had to balance on. Neither was the explosion of razor-sharp scythe blades that erupted from every surface of her wooden armor as she grazed her fingers into the polite clasp. She had merely forgotten in the moment how... protective the Rose could be. In a blur, two curved pincer blades like the claw of a fiddler crab went berserk on the magus' right hand and forearm, mindlessly mincing whatever they might catch between them in a flurry of gnashing blades.

Kae jerked her arm back, gasping apologetically. "Oh, mon Dieu! Désolée! I am soooo sorry!" The parasite receded across her form almost as quickly, as if recoiling from some mental reprimand, the blades pulling back and her armored tassets softening away into mere vine-lattice netting... resembling more the pull of gartered stockings disappearing into her cuisses than the previous plating.

Her blue eyes implored the nobleman to excuse the painful accident with a pointed bat of her painted lashes.


By any other name would smell as sweet!

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Parasite Coverage

60% >>> 40%

Mode

Femme Fatale >>> Gladiator

Configuration

Armored shoulders, neck, arms, legs. Platform heels. Gel underarmor. Taloned gauntlets. Angry blades of doom all over.

Gravitic Charges

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Passive Abilities:

[Queen of Blades] - Activated automatically by proximity! Razor-sharp spade blades deployed over joints, two slicing rapidly at Moonblade's forearm+hand!

Active Abilities:

[Vine Lash] - Two available per Femme Fatale template

  1. - Dormant
  1. - Dormant

Post Damage Summary/Reasoning

Kae accidentally the entire box of Gillette.

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MagnusXL Wrote:

15MelonusHead

Bob drew his cans lightning quick at the same time Ferris armed himself, leaving them standing twenty feet from one another and Bob now armed and pointing two cans at a momentarily stationary opponent. Bob had no idea Ferris intended to wait until he fired to move, but the guy was putting an awful lot of stock in his own speed. The high pressure aerosol cans did not even fire their projectiles as fast as a lot of the other abilities present in the tournament, but the superstick string still flew at an easy fifty feet per second, which meant Ferris had less than half a second to move upon seeing Bob fire before it splattered into his body.

Bob had no idea what sort of reaction speeds Ferris had, but an ordinary human could react to an attack like that in about 250ms, the fastest humans alive at about 120ms, assuming Ferris was in between these two ballparks that gave him at a conservative estimate about 400ms to move his entire body around the long stream of string flying his way after clocking what was happening. Of course, as Bob’s projectiles were far from conventional, what actually happened was Bob fired the can in his right hand, the superstick, which would by his estimate splurge all over Ferris’ upper torso, shoulders and face before he’d even have chance to move, after which Bob would simply be tracking his movement and making by comparison much smaller adjustments to the can in his hand to keep it on target. Needless to stay, Ferris was about to be a rather sticky mess.

As Ferris closed on Bob, very quickly no doubt, he would conveniently bring himself into range of the Supersubstantial string which Bob began to fire, the whites and greens of the sticky and rather chemically abrasive string mixing in mid-air as he once again aimed at Ferris’ upper torso and head. Where-as the sticky string would do exactly as it said on the tin, the Supersubstantial string would adhere to its fellow and harden suddenly, growing denser and more weighty. The real threat to Ferris was the string aimed at his face, the chemicals of which would immediately cause eye watering and serious irritation to his throat. If much got into his eyes, it could blind him momentarily, and when the substantial string hardened over his face, pose far more problematic to remove. However, for its part the string aimed all over his torso and shoulders would stifle his arms, attempting to stretch to extension to thrust that dagger for example would become a lot more difficult. Overall, being covered in silly string would suck.

As his fingers pressed the triggers, Bob simply stepped back to match Ferris’ forward momentum, though not nearly as quick as Ferris seemed to be, it still helped maintain distance to give him the maximum time to cover his foe with string. Bob had walked from the edge of the roof closer to the centre, so he still had some space to maneuver behind him. Ferris was going to be all sorts of wonderful colours soon!

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