Parking Lot [Page 6]

HoH season 18. Source: valucre.net static Gaia dump.

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Table of contents
  1. Trexasle
  2. Clash Fah
  3. HonoRaven
  4. Red the Ambivalent
  5. Silver Alexander
  6. Darkest Silver
  7. Distraction Returns
  8. Spooky Mittens
  9. Dead Myths
  10. HonoRaven
  11. Clash Fah
  12. Designated Hero
  13. Just a Kroww
  14. Clash Fah
  15. Silver Alexander

1Trexasle

As Leon stood concentrated on the opposition, instead of responding to him, he noted a few things. What he already determined was that he WASN’T going to overpower him. While Leon himself was far from short (Standing at 6’6” himself.) He wasn’t aware until now how little height difference there was between the two. They were almost on equal levels when it came to that, which was sort of a relief. He had to keep moving and take advantage of the movement that he had over him. This was proven to him as someone and something decided to skid right alongside Athan. A Car door and on top of it a man. Athan seemed to ignore the male instead setting him down gently as he grabbed the car door.

The door was probably just too heavy for him to control, even in the center of The Storm, He needed to move away from whatever he was planning, and it would seem what he was planning was a straight zerg charge, Athan guard was low and he was sprinting right toward him. Which was perfect, it meant he could show off exactly what an extended Magnetic field does for him. He Leaned slightly to his right side, as then…without any remaining movement of his leg, proceeded to almost slide along the floor at almost the same speed he would’ve without the ax in hand.

That slide would easily have placed Leon a fair distance on the side of Athan who would probably collide with the car as normal. The Storm was slowly shrinking, so he was positive that he couldn’t count on it anymore, he only had about 10 feet tops. He was not aware of how the man was set to collide with the car, so he did not attempt to swing. It would’ve been futile as best too, as the decreased friction would make any ax blow pointless…

well…Not any…

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Eye of the storm Radius = 10 feet.

Cooldown for Eye of the Storm = 2 Turns (To began after the Storm wears off.)

Cooldown for Scatter Triad = Complete*

Designated Hero Wrote:

2Clash Fah

Silver Alexander Wrote:

> The salaryman sat up and hunched forward, and once again looked up and down the street.

"Hi, ho, Silver!" An average-size, pale, brown-haired man came rolling down the street to-ward the bus stop on a bicycle built from scratch. This man, a xeno-evolutionary terrestrian, called him-self Garah Kirjearim. Pedaling furiously, he steered the bicycle with one hand, his left, using the other hand to hold his sword. He steered the bicycle on-to the side-walk, approaching Silver from his left. He put the former Heaven or Hell participant on point. While riding by him, he attempted to wallop him in the face with the flat of his sword, which stayed tethered to his hand by magic.

3HonoRaven

Silver Alexander Wrote:

> The salaryman sat up and hunched forward, and once again looked up and down the street. The scene had blocked traffic completely. His bus definitely wasn't gonna make it any time soon. > > > > "Maybe it's time to get a bike."

Garah Kirjearim Wrote:

> "Hi, ho, Silver!" An average-size, pale, brown-haired man came rolling down the street to-ward the bus stop on a bicycle built from scratch. This man, a xeno-evolutionary terrestrian, called him-self Garah Kirjearim. Pedaling furiously, he steered the bicycle with one hand, his left, using the other hand to hold his sword. He steered the bicycle on-to the side-walk, approaching Silver from his left. He put the former Heaven or Hell participant on point. While riding by him...

"No..." The man on the bike would find himself flying backwards before he could come level with the non-combatant.

Quote: Wrote:

> Air strike - A blast of focused, hurricane force, wind that is more effective at throwing large objects fully off course the closer Rae is to the target.

The medic stood on the other side of the man that she now recognized, having bounced in to get Athan's rescuee' out of the way. The cyclist was not playing fair, and would find himself in deep st if he kept this up.**

She held a hand out to the salaryman, intent to finish what she started... besides, she had a question for this fellow that required he still be alive and breathing. Athan could handle himself, and Raven would patch him up again if he was still alive at the end of his fight. "Time to move Silver... It isn't safe sitting here."

4Red the Ambivalent

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Spooky Mittens Wrote:

Red seemed to be pretty intently watching the happenings in the parking lot, every so often her facial expression would twist up and she would cringe, but she gladly took a handful of popcorn and munched away. Her attention shifted though as Ogelsby began telling her a bit of the shenanigans he'd been through since their last meet. Her brow raised as she looked at him, stopping mid chew as he described his earth and the amiability of his captors. Lucky b*****d.

Shrugging, she went back to watching the fighting, quietly debating whether or not she wanted to go into detail over what she'd been doing.

"I was kidnapped too. That seems like a running theme with us Gaians." Chuckling, Red went back to eating the popcorn while she somewhat described what happened to her.

"A lookalike of an old friend invaded my city, broke my arm, and gave me no choice but to surrender into this nullifying prison sphere. Toted me around in that thing for a couple months. Barely ate, that b***h beat the hell out of me. I couldn't use my powers in that sphere, let alone defend myself."

Recounting the tale seemed uncomfortable, but she had time to heal since then. "I was eventually brought to a city lead by a man with psionic dampening powers. He was like a black void to me, like a pariah. Took care of me well enough, but I was in pretty bad shape. Being around him was a constant literal headache, and I was pretty much just a shell of who I was. Roen saved me, brought me back to Patia to heal and become myself again. Took months more before I had my strength and sanity back. I owe him my life, I could have easily died another week more."

Pausing, Red put a smile on her face and gave another shrug, snagging another handful of popcorn. "But since then things have been good enough. Came here to take a break from all the ruling and queenliness."

5Silver Alexander

Garah Kirjearim Wrote:

> "Hi, ho, Silver!"

"Oi, I get so sick of that--"

The salaryman has been looking to his right, and he turned his head back to the left as he spoke only to immediately be confronted with what was sure to be a severely painful sword-slap in the face. He winced, with only enough time to brace for impact, but the blow never came.

HonoRaven Wrote:

> "No..." > > "Time to move Silver... It isn't safe sitting here."

The bespectacled young man, tho certainly not as young as he used to be, looked up in surprise from his place on the bench.

"H... Hono?!"

It seemed it was his day for reunions. He slowly stood up, looking down at he her hand, then over at the man that had seemed intent on assaulting him, albeit mostly harmlessly, then back at her.

"What are you... I mean, th-thanks... I'm just on my way home. I didn't mean to get involved in anything. Even now, trouble always seems to find me, ya know? Don't worry, I'll handle this..."

He turned his attention back to Garah.

"Look, buddy. I dunno who you are, but I'm retired. You can have a free autograph if you like. I fired that guy that tried to get me to charge for them at conventions..."

The man produced an 8x10 glossy from... somewhere... of a much younger man, bright eyed and full of determination the was now absent, but the matching facial features and hair color seemed to indicate that they were indeed one in the same. Drawing a "Sharpo" black marker from the pocket of his white work shirt, he scrawled a name on the photograph and offered it with an outstretched arm.

Silver Alexander, it read. A nervous grin accompanied it.

"Just don't let me find it on gBay, alright?"

6Darkest Silver

I-It.. was petting her…

The feral creature had let to get to her feet and so the cat saw fit to pep talk her? While also demanding a drink…

Maybe she was insane? Did she not sense any danger from the brawler? Was she that hopeless at scaring people? Jay mulled the thoughts over while shoving the cat’s hand from her head. Blades still in hand even as she clambered to her feet, swaying a little before regaining her balance. It seemed no one took her seriously, even as her emotions continued to twist and turn within, the danger she posed was far greater than anyone seemed to realise.

The veins spread, her finger tips black as the veins crawled up her arms under the gauntlets, consuming more of her as the sadistic yet playful fighter was swallowed up by the beast inside. Writhing in self loathing like she had so many times before, forcing the touch to activate even when all she had wanted to begin with was something to play stab games with.

The beast wrested the last of her control and those black eyes once again fixed themselves onto the cat, it was smaller than her in mass and a little in height as well.. A first in both aspects.

It was thirsty it seemed, yet willing to play with the creature who loated their kind to the point of wanting to disembowel it. How sad was it that the woman was torn at this moment, should they drink then fight? Or should she open its throat then and there….

The beast contemplated this, the gods voices a distant echo in her mind as together they came to a decision.

“Fine, I’ll humor you. We will drink, but if you refuse to play after…. Things will get bloody very quickly.”

The voice was calm, cold and empty of the rage she had been screaming with before. Jay turned to stare at Enness across the parking lot. Those black inky eyes reflecting his image as she waved at him, a soft smile forming before the woman turned away. Reaching into her boot she pulled out a remote. Once activated her hand would vanish into thin air as she reached into the space where numerous smallish goods were housed.

Pulling free a bottle of whiskey, something whos label had long faded away. Passing it to her free hand she would again reach in to retrieve another bottle. This one had no label to speak of, just a dark green glass bottle housing what smelt like rocket fuel.

“Here..” Jay would offer the whiskey to the cat, something that was unheard of, taking the much stronger space booze for herself. Both had been acquired many years prior, during her unfortunate trip through the galaxy the warp had sent her to.

The woman would look to the ute, reaching with her free hand (Presuming the cat took the offered bottle) she would grab the busted ute door near the hinges. Placing her left foot against the base before pulling back with that inhuman strength she had, tearing the door free and letting it fly away behind her. “This’ll do.” Mumbling the words the woman would climb in and sit on the edge of the back seat, legs dangling over the edge while looking at the cat again.

The obvious shift in the brawlers behaviour may cause some confusion, but the reality was she was far more formidable as she was now.. A cold, calculating feral beast… instead of a sadistic, crazy brawler. How the cat responded may determine the type of game they ended up playing.

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Nighthunter Wrote:

7Distraction Returns

Darkest Silver Wrote:

> I-It.. was petting her…

Yes, the "kitty" was petting the human. Even while the angry woman's veins turned black and spread out across her pale skin the catlike woman did not seem apprehensive about softly stroking the back of Jay's head. Perhaps it was that she did not notice the danger posed by the woman's transformation or perhaps it was that she simply did not feel threatened by it, her lack of reaction did not give anything away and the blindfold covering Tekka's eyes made it impossible for Jay to catch if she even glanced toward the hands that were growing darker as if she had dipped them into black paint and then held them toward the sky so that it ran down to her elbows.

The truth was that the angry woman made her nose twitch. Tekka smelled the transformation in the woman even if she had not glanced toward the blackfingers, and though whatever unknown type of power was causing it was most likely a very dangerous thing that dangerous thing was not on the back of Jay's head. And so, Tekka continued to pat that head, much like one would pat the nose of a ferocious beast but not put a hand into its open mouth.

Darkest Silver Wrote:

> “Fine, I’ll humor you. We will drink, but if you refuse to play after…. Things will get bloody very quickly.”

"No, Tekka says this once before. Blood is after drink. Drink in house of ale too much like water, Tekka very disappointed. Want better, yes, stronger drink to less disappoint before play game."

The dark-skinned woman seemed quite exasperated at the need to explain how she was not in the mood to be doing things out of order. The beer and ale that they had served Tekka inside of the bar before she had been thrown out had been too weak for her to consider a real drink but as long as she had continued to slide the glass out across the bar the human on the other side had continued filling it and she had been quite thirsty. However, much like eating a meal of only plain bread, she quickly became disappointed with what she had been drinking and asked for a stronger and more flavorful drink; and that was when the human had started making demands of payment.

The catlike woman's ears perked slightly as Jay pressed the remote, in unison with the quiet sound of the button being depressed. Tekka's right ear tilted forward toward the formerly-angry woman, the left pointed ninety degrees to the left following the sounds of the brawl that still continued not far away, as the woman cocked her head slightly at the sight of Jay's hand disappeared into another space. Abilities such as this were not unknown, but Tekka did not smell magic from the place where Jay's black hand disappeared and the magic she had smelled on the hand did not smell like the kind that normally makes holes in the world. Curious.

Nonetheless, when the hand reappeared it held a glass bottle full of dark and clear liquid that smelled of aged paper.

Darkest Silver Wrote:

> “Here..” Jay would offer the whiskey to the cat, something that was unheard of, taking the much stronger space booze for herself. “This’ll do.”

The catlike woman's head was still tilted to the side looking at the nearly blank label of the bottle when she reached her free hand out and took the bottle from the now-generous woman. Though she deftly did so by grasping the bottle in a different place and avoided touching Jay's hand directly it gave the other woman a closer view of the way the plates on the back of her glove noiselessly slid against each other when she bent her wrist. Sliding over each other in layers from the back of her hand almost to her elbow, the thin metal plates were painted black with some type of dull substance so that the only glint that came from the darksteel underneath came from the places where they had been scratched by wear or weapon. Each was separated from the next by a thin piece of aged and soft leather and laced tightly to the fingerless glove by strands of sinew woven through tiny holes at the edges.

The design was almost primitive in its simplicity and materials, and if the plates had been shell or bone rather than metal perhaps that mistake would have been made. Once Jay had sat down perhaps she would have a better view of the catlike woman and see the similar design of the rest of her equipment. In addition to a similar glove on the other hand, she wore similarly built black leather boots that came to mid-thigh with layered plates across the front and heel, a belt that draped a small fin-like shape of plates over each hip and held two crossed sheaths at the back atop her tail with a handle pointed outward to each side. Tekka wore a guard of layered plates over her right shoulder that was held in place by straps connected to a half breastplate over the left side of her chest and looped around her back and under her arm like a harness.

For clothing to accompany the armor, there was little. A dark grey cloth wrapped around her waist beneath the armored belt that draped down in front like a loincloth. A similar cloth strapped over her chest and around her shoulder under the armor. She wore a small cloth pouch on a string tied around her neck that was tucked into this cloth. Last, the blindfold of black silk, worn over her eyes and tied at the back of her head. Although now that Jay and Tekka were both properly standing in the light of the street lamp Jay would be able to see the flicking of eyelashes behind the cloth, showing that it was likely a veil rather than a blindfold.

To the woman herself, Tekka stood at about a head shorter than Jay and was similarly thinner and narrower built proportionate to her stature. The overhead lighting cast long shadows across the catlike woman's muscles, showing the hard definition of each. Her skin was of a dark caramel color, latticed with whitish and gray lines in various places but in particular on her upper arms and thighs where the armor ended. Around her body were also lines and strips of short, velvet-like hair that reached around her arms, legs, sides, neck, and the sides of her face like a human might have a snake or dragon tattoo. Her tail was of the same color, and blended seamlessly into these stripes from one thick patch that ran down her back and split off into the various smaller strips and coils. The hair on her head was slightly more reddish, a rust-color that would have likely been about elbow length if it were not tied into a tightly-woven braid at the back of her neck that had thin hooked metal rods slipped into it every few inches.

"Tekka thanks the you for gift."

Tekka brought the bottle up, held in her left hand, and placed her fist against her heart as she said the thanks. Tekka waited until the now-generous woman had sat down before she looked to her own hands, one holding an empty bar glass and the other holding a full but unopened bottle, and then threw the bar class into the air flipping end over end as it went. In a flash, her now-free hand grasped the handle to her right and pulled it out wide to draw out the kuru'to. The weapon's triangle-shaped blade was thickest at the end and shaped much more like a hatchet than a knife, and the handle of the heavy blade was long enough to reach halfway down her forearm when held at the guard like it was. With a snap of her elbow it came back across and shattered the neck off of the whiskey bottle before the overly long handle flipped once across the back of her hand and she reversed her grip, bringing it back into the sheath at her lumbar area and her hand, once again free, caught the bar glass as it came back down.

Tekka then threw her head back with the bottle and drank the whiskey in one breath while holding the empty beer glass at her side. When it was gone, Tekka throw the rest of the bottle down onto where the broken top lay, shattering it into dozens of shards held together only by the faded label.

"Yes, is much better than water they serve Tekka in this."

Tekka lifted the empty bar glass as she spoke.

Nighthunter Wrote:

8Spooky Mittens

Ogelsby Misra: Shooting the s**t, enjoying the show.

After Red spoke, Ogelsby found it difficult to find any words to speak. He looked into the crowd, but he didn't really see any of it. He was lost in his own head for a moment, trying to think about ways to prevent such a tragedy in the future. It suddenly felt more real for the boy, that for all of his luck and intellect he was still so inexperienced and naive.

"O-oh."

He finally managed to squeak out. He shifted uncomfortably and then took a deep breath. At least Red seemed to have recovered from the ordeal to an extent, at least well enough to appear normal in public.

"Well. If you want me to make you your own sweet robot butler. . ." Ogelsby began, jabbing his thumb up the road.

If Red was keen to notice that sort of thing, she might see the man in a suit standing in the shadows. He observed from as far away as he could manage, but this was Reginald. Red would have met him on Mars, he drove the car that brought her from the Remus port to the park.

"Just say the word. I can have one whipped up for you in a heartbeat."

He wondered for a moment, how Red would feel when she found out about Reginald's new power source, though. If she focused her attention on him, really paid attention, she might be able to feel herself in the robot's core. That was because Ogelsby used cloned cells from Red's psionically potent body as a way to turn food calories into raw electricity. He thought it best to just tell her since he hadn't exactly asked for her permission to use her stem cells in that way.

"A-actually, there's something I have to share with you about that. I'll understand if you're mad about it, but, do you remember that stem cell sample I took from you? Back on Mars. I may have used them for something." He had nervousness in his voice because at this range of the psion was angry enough, Reginald didn't have the ability to intervene. "I may have cloned them, and incorporated them as power components. . . And organic computation systems."

He pulled a tiny orange orb out of his pocket as he finished. It thrummed with potential, a slurry of inert cells and nutrients. A soft glow permeated the poly-glass sphere.

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Red the Ambivalent Wrote:

9Dead Myths

Just a Kroww Wrote:

Jak had little time to celebrate. He didn't even get a chance to walk up. As soon as Kova finished stomping sweater girl as well as the man she was fighting – KRA-KOOOOM!

There was no more than 10 feet between him and the explosion. That wasn't enough to keep him from getting blown backwards. He flew up and over the Jeep Wrangler, over the Chevy SUV, and onto the hood of a Ford Mustang. He bounced off, leaving a dent, and slammed hard onto the asphalt.

“Ugh.” Blood and spittle leaked from the corner of his mouth. His head thundered as if Thor took his hammer to the inside of his cranium. His ears chimed like the largest Christian bells. He couldn't hear anything nor could he see clearly. His vision displayed everything in doubles and triples.

*Up. Boy. Up. There's no time to rest here. Bring me more war. Bring me more battle.

Of course.*

What Kova wanted, Jak was obliged to give. He wanted the same after all, though he's the one who had to suffer the consequences. So Jak got up, ignoring the sores and aches riddling his muscles and joints. Smoke and fire hung heavy in the air. The rest of his senses were of no use for a small while...

Except for one.

It's been a while since he tapped into his sixth sense. He almost forgot what the sensation was like. Although he was on wobbly legs, he managed to navigate around the chaos circling around the Parking Lot. Sooner or later his hearing and sight would return to further aid him.

But in the mean time, someone new pulled his attention.

Jak, who listed, tripped, and stumbled toward his new destination, stopped in front of a boulder-like human being. He blinked a couple times until his vision focused on Ebris. Inside him Kova squirmed with excitement.

“You, ogre... you look worthy.”

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10HonoRaven

Silver Alexander Wrote:

> "Just don't let me find it on gBay, alright?"

Well, he knew who she was... that was a good start, but his actions spoke of him being 'just a good little boy', and that was really going to bother her... plus, the fact that he hadn't taken her hand-up was a tad rude, no matter what she chose to look like, Raven was strong enough to carry Silver if she needed too, there was just an issue for her with the usual height differences that made it something she never did.

One blood red eyebrow rose as the man-child decided his attacker was a crazed fan, and he signed a gods-be-damned autograph for him! "Um, I think that one had another trophy in mind Silver, and we really should move... we are far too close still to Ebris for my liking...." That one scared her, in a way that no one but the Bloody Destroyer in a full rage could.

11Clash Fah

Having been hit in the thorax by a concentrated blast of gale force wind, a man in arm and leg armor got thrown off a bicycle, skidding a-cross asphalt through a parking lot. He skipped, bounced and tumbled, but, he did not yell once, despite the fact that his back got scraped up horribly, nor did he let go of a sword which stayed stuck to his right hand like a magnet. Having gotten the wind knocked out of him, he lay gasping for air for a while. When he finally got up, in pain and bleeding from gouges on his back, he took a survey of the parking lot, noticing the other denizens of Gaia doing battle with one an-other. Time to jump in-to the fray, he thought. He performed a few practice swings with his sword. Then, lowering his sword and letting his guard down, the demon man started walking to-ward Jakovan and Ebris Dhifi.

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[ Cognitive Genome ] Wrote:

12Designated Hero

There was a man in front of him, or an alien, it was hard to tell under the helmet. Point is, there was a person there, one that Athan was more than willing to pancake, and then without moving his legs the guy seamlessly drifted off to the side, leaving Athan to rush on past like a bull and crash against the side of a poor mid-sized SUV. The car was immediately dented heavily upon impact, Athan’s improvised shield also taking some damage. If the windows weren’t already blown out by an explosion, the tempered glass most certainly would have failed to survive the collision.

Athan didn’t pause much after the impact. His right hand slammed down out of frustration onto the top of the driver’s side car door he had just hit, denting the metal even further. Then, perhaps even out of further frustration, Athan opened up his fist and shoved his hand into the small gap that had been created between the door frame and the door itself. His hand closed around the window frame as Athan braced his right foot against the front tire of the vehicle and Athan started pulling.

”HRRRRRRRRRRRRRNG”

**KRRRRRR POP KRRRRRR**

Hinges popped, screws and bolts squealed in protest before they ripped free from their fittings, either being sheared entirely clean or sent flying across the parking lot. Athan’s leverage, the top of the car door, was bent so far down now that he was practically grabbing the door’s handle. A brief pause, followed by Athan reaffirming his grip and then really going to town on the second half of the door’s moorings, really working what leverage he could to finish ripping the SUV’s door off its hinges, completing his dual set.

Unfortunate that he was only using one hand. This seemed to be taking awhile.

Trexasle Wrote:

13Just a Kroww

He skipped along the ground like a demented snow-tuber until the ride came to a sudden and abrupt halt. He slammed the hand of his uninjured arm into the ground to prevent himself flying off to a painful landing only to find himself picked bodily up and set to the side. That...didn’t happen very often. Despite being 6’ and 250lbs despite his lean appearance Athan simply picked him up like a child. “Oof...thanks?”

I will...keep that in mind. The Big Guy didn’t immediately attack him, instead taking the door up as a shield and charging for the space man. Ok then. A moment’s reprieve and then back at it. Ebris awaited and it looked Jak would need a hand.

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> Make Whole the Flesh [Satiation] - 3 > > > > Satiation is burned to heal major wounds back to fighting capabilities. For two turns after this ability is activated Connor’s passive regeneration is accelerated by 30%. Connor may heal to 100% if this is activated before overall damages impede him. If suffering multiple instances of broken bones Connor must choose which to heal, the others simply return to 50% ‘health’. This can only be used once per fight.

Connor steamed, the smoke wasn’t just from the heat of the blister but a forced healing as the parasite flooded his system. With a wince and a cracking of bone he stepped away from the charging Athan and set his arm as the flesh knit together and bone fused. He tested the limb. Sore, joints ached, definitely still bruised. The rest of him was in working order albeit the jaw still a little loose and his chest was tight. He felt the Worm continue to work as the initial effect wore off.

Right, He thought as he turned his head to see Jak approaching Ebris and Garah headed their way as well.Time to return the favor. Athan slammed into the SUV as Connor took a step and planted his left foot while whipping his right arm forward. A burst of ichor and spiraling black shot from the limb and raced to Garah.

The tendril was tightly woven tendon, resistant to cutting and tipped with a barbed hook to sink into flesh. It was prehensile enough to wrap around and latch on to Garah’s calf after which Connor would yank, having braced himself to use the thing as a grappling hook. Connor wasn’t using it just to pull Garah off his feet but also using the man as an anchor to launch himself at him, meet the demon man halfway and plant a booted drop kick into Garah’s chest.

Garah Kirjearim Wrote:

14Clash Fah

The congealed blood of a god came Garah's way, latched on-to his left calf, pulled him off his feet and reeled him in-to a drop-kick from Connor. "Ah!" Lying on the ground, Garah sat up, switched to an under-handed grip on his sword and attempted to use two hands to stab Connor in the left foot.

15Silver Alexander

HonoRaven Wrote:

> "Um, I think that one had another trophy in mind Silver, and we really should move... we are far too close still to Ebris for my liking...."

It seemed Raven had deflected his attacker better than he ever could have. Shame about the autograph, tho. Seems he couldn't even give these things away these days. Oh well.

Silver calmly turned back to her as she spoke, even as the carnage unfolded behind them, ready to take her hand now. But before he could, she spoke the magic word...

"E-EBRIS?!"

And he straight up leaped into her arms like a cartoon character, with his arms around her neck.

"Ebris Dhifi?! That gigantic lunatic from outer space?! Why is he here?! I knew this neighborhood had gone downhill, but..."

Silver looked around in a panic, finally taking in the full extent of mayhem going on across the street.

"What the hell is goin' on? Is it a full moon or something? What brings all these crazies crawlin' outta the woodwork?"